2025
13
Feb
In these stressful times, jerk off to some health and wellness bitch pushing her natural holistic living for the sake of their social media thanks to being rich or fucking rich dudes…which is essentially the same thing when it comes to being able to travel to epic locations to shoot jerk off content.
Posted in:Videos
2025
13
Feb
I don’t know who the fuck Ashley Moore is, but I’ll assume she was one of Michael Moore’s diabetic shit’s that was left in the toilet too long that the high sugar content of his shit ended up growing some weird kind of mold that ended up re-animating the shit, and talking some of the baby DNA his species of REPTILIAN have in their gut from all the Libtard baby eating, only to walk out a social media influencer, model, actor…
I don’t know anything she’s been in, but her team is getting her in shoots with her nipples out to get noticed, so they are doing the Diversity Hire hustle, convincing us she’s hot with her nipples, only to make her a thing that pays them a lot of money.
As it turns out, I like tits.
Posted in:Paige Van Zant
2025
12
Feb
I don’t know if it’s racism, but I don’t understand how people have sexualized Zoe Saldana or at least hyped her up into being seen as some “hot chick” in the movies….
It could be my systemic racism that is deep in my soul that makes me unable to see chocolate beauty, but I know hot dark chicks when I see em….and my testicles have never been the kind of perverted testicles that even notice the enthnicity of a pussy I am appreciating….
It’s probably that she’s not hot and that they have just marketed her as hot for the retards of the world to generally accept her as hot since they are told she is hot.
It’s how they make their money, brainwashing and manipulating us for their personal gain…HOW DARE THEY…..but did you see her hard nipple, check out that hard nipple, THAT is a HARD nipple….OMG Saldana is fierce, just look at the nipple, so HOT…they should put her in the movies, she’s clearly the hottest chick ever thanks to nipple.
Posted in:Zoe Saldana
2025
12
Feb
Many years ago, when Bethenny Frankel was trending, you’d think of her as one of those old as shit zombie corpse women who either starve themselves or workout too hard or both….
Many years have gone by, so she’s just scaled up on the zombie corpse meter, where she’s already half dead and rotted out but you’d still fuck her because you find the corpse pussy smells intriguing.
I mean her veins bulging out of her arm like a heroin addict looking to spike, or a body builder looking for steroids….is hot to some….I just like the way her cunt seems to dangle in her bikini bottoms.
It’s not her fault, women age shitty….but she was one of those hard looking faces that was shocking it was on TV, but clearly she had the confidence to game the system, since she’s fucking rich…..and at the same time, she had a fit body, even with the ravaged stomach from a kid, that was balanced out with fake tits…making it almost ok to look at her….but still disgusting….but disgusting enough that we could handle it.
She is currently on the beach in Miami, where you’d expect her to be aging out, sun dried tomato shit…because she’s worth over 100 million dollars from her hustling.
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Posted in:Bethenny Frankel
2025
12
Feb
At this point in time, it’s impossible to know if Britney Spears is real.
We don’t even really know if she was ever real.
She could have just been a series of holograms, early AI before they released the consumer grade AI that is manipulating our minds and shaping us into the autistic moronic robots we are…
So the thonged ass may or may not be Britney’s thonged ass, either way it’s an old picture so it’s not what her mom ass looks like anymore, but it’s a thong and as someone with a passion for thongs, a THONG FETISH if you will, which I didn’t realize I had until recently when the thong became less mainstream…but that I definitely have, I can’t think of a better way to wake up, than to Britney’s thonged ass in photo.
I figure there are a lot of better ways to wake up, rich, with an erection, getting a dick suck….but for the sake of the site, this is the best we’ve got and it’s good enough even if it’s not very good.
Posted in:Britney Spears
2025
11
Feb
Charli XCX is in her thong bikini, showing off her midget looking body, her more fit that she used to be ass and her less exciting than they used to be tits…
It’s not that exciting, but it happened….
I am under the assumption that Charli XCX has made a deal with the Satanic music industry, which is why she’s as famous as she is now and I am probably right, but for whatever reason, that deal got her a little hotter and fitter than she was, but she’s still not as how as she should be for selling her soul….
I will however still stare at her thonged ass because I have nothing better to do.
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Posted in:Charli XCX
2025
11
Feb
Heidi Klum may represent the golden age of tits in marketing, because she’s old as shit and from an era where people didn’t cry, whine, become outraged and if they did, weren’t listened to by the brands, so they’d just keep on pushing that kind of content on us, with hot chicks, big tits, selling product….
However, that was a long fucking time ago and unlike the memories of that golden age, which I do think is making a comeback because young people like old people are wired to like hot chicks with tit…..Heidi Klum hasn’t bene left in the past as a memory, she’s instead got old as shit in the process of life we call aging.
She’s not terribly disgusting for an old lady, which isn’t saying much since she’s an old lady….
But she’s disgusting enough for being an old lady to not be such an exhibitionist wth her bikini content whoring….
We’ll still look at it because it represents hope while being a reminder that old ladies are gross, even if we’re willing to fuck em because we are men and that’s our duty….
Posted in:Heidi Klum
2025
11
Feb
As Jimmy Buffet once said, it’s Friday Somewhere…and Rebecca Black is the ambassador or cheerleader for Friday thanks to a shitty viral song she produced when she was 12 years old that has haunted her for life and that will probably haunt us for life….
IT IS FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY – FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY – FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY – FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY – FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY – FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY
Anyway, she’s managed to mooch off her “viral celebrity” and assert herself on the world as more than just a meme, because in this era the viral celebrity is the celebrity and being a meme or at least the headline of the day is the dream.
In her era, when she was 12, it was a joke and she was blacklisted instead of celebreated…
She’s grown out her tits, she’s on the scene, she’s here to FRIDAY again….and it’s all so porny.
Posted in:Rebecca Black
