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2025

07

Apr

Rat Cow’s Tits Try to Leech off Sydney Sweeney More Relevant Higher Profile Tits of the Day

Rat Cow’s a bit of a troll in looks and in spirit, but her tits are fun and they’ve managed to trick a lazy audience into buying into her tits at a level in which they weren’t reduced to being the trash that they are. but instead as some kind of high fashion celebrity from social media.

I guess that requires serious calculated approach to the hustle, maybe she has a marketing team or agents in place to help her pull off the lie, but for whatever reason, people just accept her tits as being relevant and worthy…..

It’s weird….and they aren’t even very hot chicks…

Naturally, she brought her tits out to an event that Sydney Sweeney was also paid to attend and both tits had to pretend to like each other, because that’s what tits do….Em Rata hoped to break the internet, whoever casts at the hair company they both work at probably came his tit loving pants, and the whole thing involves a lot of tits.

I think the quality of celebrity, despite their tits is pretty low level, so seeing this attempt at a viral moment with two over-hyped sets of tits is more annoying than it is fun…

To the titty fetishists you can cross reference their nude big tits and imaging them smooshing them together in some titty fantasy…

To the rest of us, we need to find a way to do better with these “high profile” and overpaid people by finding ones who are actually interesting, compelling, classy, funny, engaging…you know who have that “it factor” behind the TIT factor….

CLICKBAIT IS DONE bring back substance….and here’s that clickbait as these fake fucks pretend to be BFFs

Sweeney was at some Hollywood Beauty Awards, because she is the “beauty” standard of Hollywood, which some would call a butter face, but they are just haters who are against fucking inbred women from the backwoods of wherever the fuck this one is from…

YOU CAN SEE THE PICS HERE

Posted in:Emily Rat Cow|Sydney Sweeney

2025

07

Apr

Jenna Ortega’s Titty in a Business Suit of the Day

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I am a bit of a hater because I don’t find any celebrities appealing at all.

Back in the day, even when you didn’t find the celebrities to be all that appealing, you could still want to fuck them, lust after them or at the very least think that they were far better than you, living their charmed celebrity life, while you pretty much shoveled shit in your shitty life….

The celebrities are just so low level, basic, uninteresting, overshared, and clickbait memes trying to challenge the influencer, content creators, sex worker, OnlyFans chick….by using them same tactics as them, instead of being too good for that shit.

So we end up with a bunch of shitty celebrities, who are all very excited to be celebrities, since they don’t fucking belong…

Jenna Ortega’s one of those hyped up celebs, and she went to some CINEMACON last week, dressed like Hilary Clinton, campaigning to the world that she’s got a set of tits, because recently, after wearing a push-up bra, she had more tit that we anticipated and the internet pretended to be excited for 5 minuted before being reminded that they don’t actually care about these celebrities, they’re more into influencers, streamers, OF girls, sex workers and whatever other trash they are consuming…

Posted in:Jenna Ortega

2025

07

Apr

Alexis Ren’s Cheesy Escort Style Photoshoot of the Day

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There was a time before OnlyFans, where whores of the internet were producing photoshoots for their Backpages.

Then a bunch of business dudes went to jail for Human Trafficking because they created the Backpage concept.

Backpages were pretty common in the local free papers in cities around the world, a place for whores to advertise.

However, when you make an internet directory of the shit, you become a criminal or whatever, since you’re dealing in online prostitution.

So the whores had no where to sell their sex, not on a local level at least, so they turned to OnlyFans…and the “escort agency” photoshoot with the face cropped out ended.

All these cheesy girls in cheesy glamour shots trying to get their 100 dollars an hour….no more…

It’s a tragedy really, but luckily Alexis Ren is still out there producing similar shoots, not blurring out her face or issuing a menu of what she’s willing to do, but same level of trashy, cheesy, tits out, escort photoshoot…and it feels like home…

Posted in:Alexis Ren

2025

07

Apr

Dua Lipa in New Zealand Being Slutty of the Day

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As it turns out…Dua Lipa may be a man.

They say that the satanic illuminati like to trick the general public with inversions….

So they put trannies like Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston and other celebrities into key female positions, to basically brainwash the world into becoming a bunch of homos who find men dressed like women hot.

So naturally, this is a CIA operation like the Grateful Dead or all the protest rock in the 60s, where children of Military men created bands and festivals for a generation to buy into…the Free Love movement to destroy family, to create liberalism, to push satanism, and to get everyone on drugs all in efforts to deflate a society, the family unit and distract from the real enemies in your own backyard…

Only now, they do it by making dudes into whores that other dudes jerk off to not knowing they are dudes, some Crying Game shit that you don’t end up killing the tranny trickery…but instead embracing it at a pride event in a rainbow flag of weirdness…

Since you’re into jerking off to dudes dressed like women, here’s a potential dude dressed like a woman…to jerk off to.

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Posted in:Dua Lipa

2025

04

Apr

Old Lady Jessica Alba in a Bikini with Other Old Ladies of the Day

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As it turns out, you can’t trick the world into thinking you’re not an old lady….

When you’re an old lady, you’re an old lady…there’s a sort of smell of infertility to a bitch.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t be the best old lady you can be by starving yourself out and getting plastic surgery injections to fight the rot….

That just makes you the best of the old ladies, like an old timer pickleball league….they can’t quite keep up with the youngs, but in their Heyday they were Jessica Alba and genetically still Jessica Alba, if you cut away that first layer of rot…

She’s kind of like an old deck that needs a pressure wash, a mouldy cheese in the back of your fridge that you can salvage if you don’t mind eating mould.

That may excite you, especially since she’s now a retired billionaire on vacation at her Mexican villa.

She’s still Jessica Alba…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2025

03

Apr

Canadian Botox Mommy Shay Mitchell Fucks a Jet Ski of the Day

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Botox ridden Shay Mitchell who has a Kardashian look. but before being an direct to consumer instagram lifestyle influencer with her own bullshit brands, she was an actress on TV that secured a huge celebrity.

She has gone onto have a bunch of kids, or at least one kid, through her own UTERUS which is very un-Kardashian of her, those freaks pay bitches to breed for them….

She is on vacation, because she loves to travel, even though her version of travel is staying at the same luxury hotel chain in different destinations, White Lotus shit if you will…

She is seen here with her mommy milkers in a bikini, her botox face looking cartoon-like, and it brings up a very important question….

Does riding the Wave Runner give the girls the same orgasms that riding the motorcycle or horses do?

I bet they do…WET BIKINI BOTTOMS BRO…

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2025

03

Apr

Booty Seller of the Day

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HER NAME IS MELI

She is here to TEASE and keep you coming back for more…

She sells pictures of her ass for only a couple of dollars….

It’s fun to pay girls for pictures of their ass….

It makes you feel like a man and like they are working for you…

Help her out, encourage her, be a helpful friend into her ass….

So pay MELI for more ass pics…..

Posted in:CheekedUp

2025

03

Apr

Madonna’s Daughter Has her Tits Ou in a Photoshoot of the Day

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2025

03

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Apple Martin Titty Armpit Fold of the Day

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Apple Martin is the daughter with the retarded name created by that psychopath Gwyneth Paltrow and that annoying homosexual singer Coldplay….

I don’t think there’s really been a time in my life where I subscribed to narcissistic nepo Gwyneth Paltrow being some hot chick.

Sure, she’s alright, she’s a skinny blonde chick who masturbates, but she’s just not a hot chick no matter what they tell us.

I am all for nepotism, if you’re born to some tycoon, you fucking take that tycoon money and tycoon opportunities and rock star that shit into the ground because it came easy and you didn’t have to waste your time building it…..

We’d all be happier if we were a child of a tycoon now in our mid 50s….having never had to work, just cashing checks, generating hype, generating more checks to cash…

I just didn’t find Gwyneth that hot when she was being treated as an “It-Girl” she dated the hyped celebrities of the 90s, even when securing work in the movies as their leading ladies, instead of just being their FLESHLIGHTS…

When she got with the dude from COLDPLAY 20 years ago, I really wrote her off, because the people who like COLDPLAY and who made COLDPLAY a thing are some of the worst people out there, so to be willingly interested in breeding him, at least for his artistry and not for his ability to scam, which is what they tell us, but that could just be another layer to the scam…

Does COLDPLAY know he’s a manipulative marketing machine puppet mastering the retards pretending to be an artist, or does he actually think he’s an artist….

I guess I never thought of it like that and if COLDPLAY is really just one big troll, I’ll still hate their music but respect their scam…and understand why women breed with him.

Anyway, they had a daughter, named her APPLE, she’s trying to be something, because NEOPTISM works multi-generationally, just keep on leveling up…

In one of the pictures from INTERVIEW MAGAZINE, she is on her back, her tit being pushed up to her chin, creating a TITTY FAT ARMPIT FOLD…

As it turns out, the TITTY FAT ARMPIT FOLD is something of a FETISH, maybe you’ll read about it on GOOP when learning about steaming vaginas, expensive diets and sex toys and other lifestyle tips from a perverted rich chick.

Here’s that TITTY FAT ARMPIT FOLD…

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Posted in:Gwenyth Paltrow

2025

03

Apr

Tiny Tit Thursday of the Day

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I know what you are all thinking….Why are these women out of the kitchen, taking a break from housework, because being a stay at home mom is a full time job…

What you are forgetting is that we live in a slut culture, where slutty girls are celebrated by the retard males who jerk off to their tits.

There was a time when the girls with tits didn’t show off their tits for free to a huge group of people on the internet. The tits were reserved for one man, their husband. The idea of anyone else seeing their tits was terrifying. Some say these were oppressive times, because the animalistic woman doesn’t want to have Christian modesty but instead run through the jungle with her tits out trying to get mounted by a feral man to impregnate her whilst in heat.

The tits being shown in that time were reserved for strip clubs and magazines, featuring broken women that no one wanted to make a house wife out of, so they were forced to show off their tits to get paid, or to destroy the fabric of society with their giving into temptation of monetizing the toxic male gaze.

Now, tits are everywhere. Tits being shown are like the retards at the pool on pool day at the retard home, just everyone’s mindlessly masturbating no matter who is looking….Girls, in their maternal instincts need to give those mindless masturbators fodder to masturbate to and if they are lucky they’ll even make money off it….

So it’s a bit of a whore culture, everyone a porn chick culture…even the stay at home housewife….

The more tits the merrier, the happier we are as a people, you look at those 1950s pictures and film clips and you can think to yourself “they didn’t have accessible porn on their Jetson-era looking phones, what fucking losers”…..they had community, church, the company picnic, the small town sensibility where everyone knew each other….BUT THEY DIDN’T HAVE A CATALOG OF MILLIONS OF TITS.

LOSERS…

Through it all….I guess women have always been sluts who want to flash their tits, it’s their animal instinct….so in any and all eras…whether you like it or not…tiny tits are titties too…

I support and endorse the tiny tit and more importantly, I support the free the nipple for feminism and empowerment, the flash the tit for money or attention, because I like looking at tits, ALL tits…every tit…any tit…just so long as it’s a tit and you should too.

Posted in:TINY TITS