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2015

03

Sep

Hailey Baldwin Legs of the Day

Skinny, possibly from having sex with Bieber and getting some kind of AIDS from his Brazilian tranny sex that dude’s out of control….Hailey Baldwin,….daughter of Stephen Baldwin…on some aggressive media campaign….that I participated in HERE

She’s part of the celebrity rich kid, even if her dad’s not really a celebrity but was at one point in time before losing his fucking mind and turning to reality tv and Jesus….

So she understands the system, how it works, that she needs to be skinny, so starve yourself like the good old model days…

She also hangs out with some of the worst fucking people, from the Jenners to whoever the fuck else she’s leveraging…

But at 18…she looks good enough for me to stare, but I have nothing else going on…and anything at 18…is good enough for me to stare at..even fat lesbians holding hands…like I stared at yesterday only to be rudely told to stop because 18 year old lesbians are as uptight as all lesbians…and 18 year old fat girls are as loud as most fat girls…because I guess being fat isn’t something that makes girls bow their head and walk around with same anymore…bummer….

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A video posted by Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) on Aug 31, 2015 at 7:31pm PDT

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2015

03

Sep

Kendall Jenners Shitty Ad for a Cosmetic Brand of the Day

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This is probably one of the worst ads ever….it’s Kendall Jenner walking around in a period friendly outfit…and it’s the worst…but not as bad as her sister Kylie, who’s been posting pics of fat chicks and mutant chicks on her instagram to appear to be a supporter of all people, anti bullying nonsense, because I guess it diverts from her being a young whore, who fucks an older black dude whole on her quest of being a whore…all while looking like a 45 year old whore…thanks to the whore family’s make up artist….

I guess that has nothing to do with this Jenner, but I mean they do share the same Dad who is a Mom and mom who is sent from hell to sell them off to the world for profit….and despite handing those issues while counting all their money differenty…they are still the same pile of shit that will end in a drug overdose at 50 when people actually don’t care about them….and their pile of money seems less exciting..

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2015

03

Sep

Corrie Lejuwaan Model Nipples of the Day

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Corrie Lejuwaan has model tits…that she’s showing for some photographer named Mario Kroes….

She’s not just an instagram model, she’s a signed model, with modeling agencies you’ve never heard of, but that are still modeling agencies, that allows these girls to be “I’m a signed model”…even if she’s only made 20,000 dollars or less in her lifetime modeling….thanks to modeling agenies signing everyone…even girls who don’t do the artistic fashion nudes..to get noticed or a following….but who do fuck rich people, and do trashy nudes for their instagram…

Every girl is a model now, even fat girls…which is pretty fucking lame, diluting what was once a magical thing, but it still involved egotistical, vain girls posing…just way fucking more of them…and I guess the more the merrier..I guess….who needs these girls holding normal jobs, or being forced into porn to fill their need for male attention…right…

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2015

03

Sep

Ashley Benson’s Day 2 in a Bikini of teh Day

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Ashley Benson was in a bikini yesterday, and since I’m a basic bitch, I have decided, despite my protest, to do a #TBT post, because this happened, like most pictures posted on the site, prior to me posting them, I mean I guess everything in life is a #TBT even posting this, because it happened already….my mind is blown…fucked…but I’m not fucked…but wouldn’t mind being fucked…by chubby AShley Benson’s big tits…because in the last few months, I’ve been dying for a fat girl with big tits to smother me with said tits…

Sure, you’ll argue that she’s not fat, and that all girls look like this now, and they kind of do, thanks food production of the 2000s for that….

But I’m from the 70s, and this shit, is big girl, and big girls, even when celebrated and seen as normal because everyone around them, must still be treated like big girls…and that means…booty callled at 3 am drunk…for the tits…

That’s all for now on this…maybe we can do a #TBT on Friday with Day 3 of her bikini…

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2015

03

Sep

90s Models by Peter Lindbergh for Nowness of the Day

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Cindy Crawford, Eva Herzigova, Karen Alexander, Helena Christensen, Nadja Auermann and Tatjana Patitz star in one of the most boring, old folks coming together and talking about the glory days, bullshit with some Photographer for some Magazine…

90s models are awesome, even if they are 50, but this is hardly representative of them being fun, crazy or exciting, they aren’t even really talking about the shit they’ve done and you know each of them has seem some shit, and done some shit…

But this video, is safe, not even war stories, and none of them of having pyschotic episodes or flashing their tits…

But since I love 90s models…I’ll post it anyway…it’s just what I have to do…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2015

03

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Trying to be Hot for Social Media of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel bores me…

I don’t know why she’s suddenly scrambling on social media to get noticed. Maybe Victoria’s Secret gave her notice that they won’t be renewing her contract and she realized that she’s a one trick pony and that the world on sees her as one of their imported models…who only does Victoria’s Secret campaigns and without Victoria’s Secret she’s nothing….

Because unlike all the other old, washed up, Victoria’s Secret girls, who are still hot, this one has nothing really exciting going on for her, and hasn’t done anything that exciting…

The only press or scandal she’s ever had was getitng engaged to her long time boyfriend…fuck off…

So now she’s pushing these lingerie pics out there…in a “Look at Me, I’m here”….but she’s gotta do the Miranda Kerr and marry into hollywood then fuck bieber, or the shit the other girls are doing like hanging out with Taylor Swift, or even do the Heidi Klum and throw a quirky Halloween party so people know you’re weird…and not just because you fuck, marry, reproduce with a massive black man with a voice of an angel…

What I’m saying is that even with THESE VINTAGE NUDES and her RECENT ONES FOR LUI …she’s dull…as fuck…

So here are some safe, hot body, boring, pics of her body….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2015

03

Sep

Sara Underwood is Reaching of the Day

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You may not remember Sara Underwood….because she doesn’t matter but has existed and has DONE NUDE PHOTOS MANY TIMES WHICH IS HOW SHE GOT A FAN BASE …

Other things she’s accomplished in her career, based on being smart enough to get naked at 18 for Playboy was dating Ryan Seacrest…..who got her into Hosting, as hosting has made his robot dancing monkey ass close a billionaire….and with his guidance…she got cast in the shittiest of shows, so shitty that the whole network went defunkt…

That said, she’s disappeared for at least 5 years, maybe depression from her fail as a host, killing a network like Seacrest killed her soul while doing cocaine off her asshole, like a hooker who does anything for money…but I’ll assume she had an overbearing rich boyfriend holding her back…but they probably broke up and now she’s on NERD hustle…in superhero outfits…and it’s just silly…but I guess not silly enough for me to post it for you nerds who love girls who pretend to be into nerd shit especially when you can cross reference them to their pussy from 8 years ago…

Fame Whoring…

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2015

03

Sep

Dude Tries to Rob Girl MMA Fighter…not Knowing She’s an MMA fighter…and Other Videos of the Day

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The Arab RC Fighter Jet…

Woman VS building after Husband Cheated

Teacher VS Sleeeping Student

Guys Fighting…ALmost Ends By Up Hit By a Train

Ladies VS Grocery Store

Beluga Photobomb

Idiot Robber’s Disguise Fail…

Idiot Shoots his Friend in the Face During a Robbery

Just a Motorcycle Catching on Fire

Just a Naked Man’s Journey in his Urban Habitat

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

03

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love asking clearly terminal ill people what their diet secrets are…

It’s one of those pleasures of life, you know the simple things…

I also love videos of black women being racist to clerks in menial jobs like a fast food restaurants..

I also love paying girls for pictures of vaginas…because I love vaginas and I love girls willing to show their vaginas for money…and I love that it’s not that much money…because I love to know what ever girl around me’s vagina looks like…

Today is full of love..Romance happened..

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Girls in Towels
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Her name is Leidy Mazo…and She’s a Fame Whore in Water Promoting Water
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Thug Notes – The Fellowship of the Ring
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Phoebe Price Grabbing Her Vag
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Bella Thorne Lookin’ Hot
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Nina Agdal in Lingerie
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Tom Brady No Wedding Ring…
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Girls with Tattoos
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Skinning a Watermelon
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I have a Golden GIrls Fetish – So This Golden Girls Gossip Excites Me
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Jennifer Aniston in Spandex
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Help This Girl Save Her Dog…Because We All Love Dogs
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2015

02

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I tried convincing a girl that if she got her clit pierced all the lesbians would love her, because all girls are lesbians now, I mean I even saw to high school 16 year old girl lesbians holding hands…and all lesbians love shiny blinged out clits..they identify each other that way, like buoys in the waterways….but all lesbians love all clits…

I also tried convincing her that lesbians have nose rings and chain their noses to those pussy rings are part of their sex act….cuz lesbians love getting their noses up in shit..

Now, the conversation was ridiculous, a waste of time, and if you’re reading this, you’re part of the problem and wasted your time….

But what made it worst was that the girl I was talking to was a 90 year old with a walker getting some air from the local old folks home…

I doubt she needs to get her clit anything but maybe some moisturizer…

Old folks vagina jokes…always win…

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Great Fucking Asses Because We Like Asses and It’s Wednesday and We’re Basic..
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Phoebe Price Grabbing her Pussy is Heaven to Me
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Gary Busey Will Dance on Dancing with the Stars
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Nicky Hilton and Elle Fanning – Braless in NYC
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Taylor Swift Had Ian McKellen Evicted
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Some Chicks in Overalls
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Nina Agdal in Lingerie
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This Sisterhood Shit is Out of Hand…Here’s Lena Dunham and Reese Witerspoon Terrifying me
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SLut of the Day
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Jennifer Aniston in Spandex
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Brad Cooper and Irina Shayk Together
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Victoria Justice in a Jump Suit
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Emily Van Camp in a Bikini
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Stella Maxwell Sniffing a Bra
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Nina Agdal is Weird…
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Maitland Ward in Bed Naked
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Uma THurman Big Old Tits
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Kendall Jenner in Tight Jeans
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Jessica ALba Doing Yoga is Prettty Great
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Kate Moss Belly!
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Sporty SLuts
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Amanda Seyfried in a Black Drive
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Ali Later Hair…
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Claudia Jordan in a Bikini
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Rita Ora Perfoming..
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Steam Mishap
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Rihanna 80s Perfume
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Minka Kelly Got Tits
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Maitland Ward is a Joker…
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Avril Lavinge Broke Up with Nickelback….Lyme Disease Decisions are Always the Worst…
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Jenna Jameson LIves!!
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Tities and Weed
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Heather Depriest Topless….
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Big Tits Take a Selfie
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Big Tits on a Thick Girl
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Hot Greek Slut
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Monica Sims Has New Tits and a Great Pussy
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Tits Weed and Pearls
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