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Kate Beckinsale is Not Dead Yet of the Day

2015

Jul

Berit Birkeland, River Lana and Yasmina Jones for Kesler Tran of the Day

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Kesler Tran is one of the more interesting photographers out of LA, this guy just bangs out interesting pics of some of the hottest girls in LA, who I guess are either sugar babies, aspiring models and actresses, you know trying to get great photos of them so that blogs start talking about them, and they increase their social media presence and hourly rate…..for all aspects of their life..

I don’t know who Berit Birkeland, River Lana and Yasmina Jones…are ….I just know how LA chicks are…and if they look as good as this…that’s exactly how they should be…I mean not everyone can be a top model, but doesn’t mean they aren’t hot, and don’t deserve the good life…being the arm candy in amazing places, because these girls are hot..

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2015

Jul

Chrissy Teigen is the Worst Attention Seeking Mom Ever of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is a low rent model…but a top tier sugar baby..the kind of sugar baby all the low rent models aspire to be…because she actually got a famous singer to commit to her…thanks to having a personality, getting in there early, you know before he was super famous, and waiting it out as he fucked groupies, making her come across as a good Loyal woman…with good intentions…who as long as she was fed booze and pills…would stay at the apartment waiitng for the tour to end…

Recently, probably thanks to her pregnancy I assume she secretly had, based on her slopppy fucking body…she’s a bikini model you know… I mean according to Sports Illustrated she is…but I think she’s more a dumpster of a woman who gets in a bikini because it tricks her busy husband to think she’s doing things so that he doesn’t see her as leveraging him to get ahead as a comedy act…who shows her mom nipples…because if it wasn’t for John Legend…she’d probaby be doing porn…or hooking…which some could argue she is…

She’s a hater…so you should hate her…and her nipple that she’s milking for attention, when we’d rather see her mom pussy that she’s milking for money.

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2015

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Birthday is Today of the Day

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Today is Lindsay Lohan’s 29th birthday….which means she’s just 10 years away from looking her face’s age…

I know that this news isn’t really news to anyone…but maybe me…because I still think Lindsay Lohan is great, even if she pretty much fell off 11 years ago when she turned 18…

She really only had a year or two of relevance, that she managed to drag out into close to a decade, all without ever doing a job, so that’s a testament of being famous before the internet replaced useless actors with useless social media stars like the Kardashians, I mean they are like a Turkish Army, strength in numbers, a little ginger can’t compete with for airtime, only they are Armenian…and not Turkish, in fact they hate the Turks due to the genocide….not that it has anything to do with Lohan…

But for a reference point, Mean Girls came out in 2004..and Mean Girls is the only movie that counts…and the only amazing thing, other than her inability to take her tabloid fodder to the bank and get richer leveraging it like these other idiots, like how could a bitch fuck that up….it’s not that she’s probably a hooker to ruch guys now because there is no way she still has money….the amazing thing is that she’s made it to 29…I was convinced there would have been a suicide or overdose along the way…you know because she’s crazy…

That said, she’s the crazy I love…because she’s Lohan and without Lohan there would be no DrunkenStepfather…since I’d have no reason to live…

Here’s a Youtube Video I made ins 2006 leaving a voicemail on her inbox…celebrating her birthday….hoping I’d get arrested as a stalker because I needed the press….

Here are some pics of her…remembering the good days

TO see her partying with some male model in Capri CLICK HERE

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2015

Jul

Man Who Really Likes a Mannequin and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Throwing Rocks at Car Gets Fucked

Police Shooting of the Day

Little GIrl VS Anti-Gay Jesus Freak

Man Getting Arrested in New York for Nothing

Cops Shoot a Guy in Texas

Busted having Sex…

KO on the Slingshot

Just a Good Old Fashion Stripping

Drunk Swede in Japan

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2015

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I first realized I was a woman when I was in the gym locker room, and figured my dick was more of a clit…then I turned to porn and really decided to own this being a woman thing….

I figured that if you tell a woman that you;’re actually a woman in the body of a half man….you know play up how victimized you are by your own body, especially in this era of brainwashing, when being considered a misogynist, she’ll be more forgiving about your fat dude tits, small dick, and will even get maternal on you while sitting on your face…

So even if you’re not a woman…tell women you’re picking up that you are a woman…it’ll work…don’t let Cailtyn Jenner’s prank go to waste..

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Mark Zuckerberg Believes He’ll Be Able to Read Minds Soon….Keep Using his Social Networking Experiment
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Girls in a Towel…
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Miley Getting Finger Banged
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Mariah Carey Busty in the Swimsuit…
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This Dolphin Jumps on a Boat
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Tom Cruise Quits Scientology
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Sara Sampaio Naked in NUmero
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Best Fainting News Bloopers
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Just an Ass on a Truck
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Maria from Sesame Street Retires after 44 Years
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Girls Teasing..
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Honest Trailer of Magic Mike..
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2015

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Canada Day, I don’t care.. I live in Canada and it is the right thing to do…

I read a comedian’s quote the other day that said something along the lines of his jokes about people is just teasing people not bullying them, in a school yard way, not a kill yourself kind of way…

I like my jokes about people, where I tease people to be a kill yourself kind of way…not because I want people to kill themselves, but because if they take my jokes that seriously, like if it hurst that bad, they should probably just cut ties with living…pussies…

I think that if you don’t have passion in your words…why fucking say them…if you just poke fun for the sake of being silly and to get a laugh..then you’re a fucking Fuckboy…and the reason the world is full of fucking scared idiots who spend their days getting dumber and dumber despite be exposed to more and more…because they fear social pressure of saying the wrong thing…or offending…iditos..\

Happy Caanada Day…

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So Many Asses…
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Martha Hunt – Ass in a Bikini
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Iggy Tits…Fame Whoring
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Facebook Gold at the End of Gay Rainbows
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Slut of the Day
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Canadian Sex Moves for Canada Day
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Fame Whore in Workout Gear
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Rihanna Braless
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AMber Heard’s Bisexual Burden
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Cold Stone Ice Cream Server
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Bruce Jenner is a MAN in a Dress
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are Going to Continue to Live Together
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Josh Duggar Gets Sued
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Man Pranks Models With his Awkward Boner
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Margot Robbie at the Aiprort
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Courtney Stodden Plays With her Boobs
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Fit Girls.
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Misty Copeland the first Black Ballerina – Thanks Instagram
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People Still Talking About the Fried Big Mac
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Trump gets Dropped by Macys
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The Wrong Way to Cut a Watermelon
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Kim Garner at Magic Mike XXL
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Girls with Hads..
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Jim Carrey Anti-Vax
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Sports Girls
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Models Looking Like Porn Chicks
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Amber Heard in a Red Dress
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Rapper is Satisfied with his Decision to Cut off His Dick
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Stephen Colbert Interviews Eminem on Public Access TV
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Lucy Hale in a Bikini
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Kate Hudson Leggy in Lace
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Bella Thorne Bikini
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Chrissy Teigen’s Rebel TIts
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It’s Canada Day…Here’s a Slut
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This is Terrifying…
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Big Boobs Flopping
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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Orgasm Races..
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FART
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Hot Russian Models
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Always New, Fresh, Live, Amazing, Girls…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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2015

Jul

Miley Cyrus Kissing a Girl of the Day

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Miley Cyrus kissed a girl…and you shouldn’t care. Girls kissing is Amateur hour…

The first time I saw 20 year old girls making out with each other in person for attention…was at a college party…not that I went to college…but I did spend a good 15 years going to college parties…because the girls were easy, the drinks cheap and no one knew I was in my 30s..

That said, it was the late 80s, early 90s, when there was no real lesbianism beyond biker bull dykes who couldn’t hide that they were lesbians, just girls who were using the most basic of male fetishes to get attention, free drinks, to cock tease..

Two cute girls, who may have got off to each other, you know experimenting isn’t anything new, girls have been masturbating together and comparing clits and labia meatiness forever, girls fucking love each other, but they know…shit gets what they want out of men…

I know that Miley and Stella could be lesbians, could be experimenting, could really believe in the LGBTQRSTLMNOP movement, seems like everyone does…

But I also know that Miley doesn’t really leave her house, when she is shot by paparazzi it is on purpose, and this…an angle…for press…it works for her platform…when everything else is started to become boring..

I find this shit dull, obvious, good for the VS model she’s making out with who I will not name, because she’s fame whoring and we hate that…far more than we hate Miley’s transition…even if it’s bullshit…they still tongue each other…and that’s real enough for the pervert in me.

Here she is in V Magazine:

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2015

Jul

Rihanna See Through Shirt of the Day

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The philosophical question of the day is “if a fat Rihanna wears a see through shirt with no bra, knowing it will be transparent when hit with paparazzi flash, because she likes the attention she gets, as well as standing up for women’s rights, because as a poor girl from Barbados, she understands how sexist the entertainment industry is, as perverts wave her work visa in front of her before threatening to call immigration, until she became an earner, making them all very rich, which is when she finally got control over her career and brand allowing her to wear see through shirts in public….DOES IT MAKE A SOUND”…

I don’t know if that was philosophical…but the shirt is see through..YAY

She just dropped her “Bitch Better Have My Money Video”…this is it:

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2015

Jul

Anastasia Ashley for FHM of the Day

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I prefer seeing professional surfer Anastasia Ashley surfing… it is impressive and something that no other model, or instagram slut, or really no other dude can do…and that’s amazing to me…

I mean, I guess being stripped down into her bathing suit is okay, but any girl can do that….and based on every girl on instagram, they do that…they all think “We’re bikini models, eit gets likes”…even when they aren’t…like retards who don’t realize that thinking is more effective for a quality life than instagram likes…

You see, when it comes to bikinis, we’ve seen it all before…but with surfing, there’s so much more I’d like to see from Anastasia…

I guess when it is for the cover of a Men’s Magazine it is a big deal….especially since they are celebrating her as a surfer…and not some bikini ass from Instagram… and I assume FHM is still massively followed and relevant, even though I don’t really follow anything they do, and haven’t even picked up an issue since the 90s when I didn’t know better, but then again I am like Caitlyn Jenner, and not the average, retard, male….but I’m not in a dress…

I would have liked to see these pics to be more interesting, but I guess it’s not about me, I would have liked these pics to be more celebratory of her ass, something you can never get enough of, but I am glad that they did because it may lead to a better chance of her being Ben Affleck’s next girlfriend..you know..good for branding…

Either way, she’s the worst.

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2015

Jul

Kate Mara for Esquire of the Day

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Kate Mara was raped in some movie…and people loved it…not because people like rape…or maybe they do…I know a lot of girls I talk to have Rape fetishes…along with Gangbang fetishes…I also know I am asked by girls to choke, fuck, and pretty much beat them when we fuck…you know getting spit in their face and spanked, even punched…I’m not into that shit…but they are….

I mean, the other day a girl, a normal fucking girl, was asking me how she could get raped…my answer “Go to South Africa”…not a message sponsored by the oursim board…just based on 2010 national AIDS rate stats…

Oh wait….that was her sister…ROONEY MARA….oops

Well, this one’s been in movies and clearly in a new movie, showing what could be nipple on Esquire…because showing nipple is key…to being relevant in this nipple obsessed world…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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