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2023

20

Apr

Victoria Justice Bikini Top of the Day

I didn’t know Victoria Justice had big tits like this, I guess I haven’t really paid attention to anything in the world as I scramble to update this site for you pathetic sad humans….assuming you’re even human, which I don’t…because I know you’re actually just ROBOT traffic who doesn’t CARE about me.

I guess the tits would explain why the rumored creeper with the foot fetish at Nickelodeon hired her at his famous casting pool parties for teens….

The tits would also explain why the stunted weirdos who fan-boy her from that show, since it’s the only thing she did, and they’ve stuck around…..

But where the fuck was I during the dozens of posts I’ve done on her, usually talking about her sister’s leaked nudes featuring scabs in the places you don’t want scabs….

I was not realizing there were tits like this, that’s where I was….well NOW I know.

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Posted in:Victoria Justice

2023

20

Apr

Charlotte Lawrence Bikini With Her Moms Jacked Up Face of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is not hanging out with Christopher Reeves, he’s dead, but she does has a similar look to that poor bastard….only she’s far less human looking than he was…thanks to mangling herself….on some DAVE DAVE shit.

This is what money does to a bitch, it makes her jack herself up thinking she was previously hot, when we all watched Drew Carey and never thought she was hot, she was just the only pussy available so we were like “I would”….

She’s got a slutty daughter who always has her tits out as she tries to get noticed, attention, solidifying herself in the world of social media because it’s not a real job and she doesn’t need a real job, she has rich parents…

So she’s posing half named in a bikini pushed up on her mom, who may or may not be Bruce Jenner before transitioning, all covered up because she’s scared to melt, or scared her movie make-up will make her melt, because she’s actually more terrifying than this when the make-up melts.

Young rich kid with no purpose half naked, I’ll stare, it’s not like I got anything bette to do.

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2023

20

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are what I like to think are the closest thing to what would happen in nuclear fallout, where the bathing suits of the bitches get vaporized, leaving nothing but the good parts highlighted so that my radioactive ass knows where to put my mouth before I die…a very happy man….because that’s just how simple I fucking am.

That’s the reason why I do these tanline posts, the tanline, so important, so necessary especially in a world where they are CLEARLY and OBVIOUSLY dimming out the motherfucking sun. If you look up, open your eyes, you will see the silver iodide….which is not conducive to tanlines…which HIGHLIGHT THE GOOD STUFF…

I mean if anything, they are ADVANTAGE of global warming, which isn’t real, but we can pretend it is, because we are idiots like that….mindlessly nod along because we’re busy in our day to day existence struggling to get by….

But if there was global warming, a hotter sun, it just means MORE tanlines….BRING IT….

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Posted in:Tanlines

2023

20

Apr

Ariel Winter Bikini Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter and the tits she slaughtered off her chest because they were either sloppy, disgusting, uncomfortable, or wouldn’t stop growing….

Maybe she was going trans and dabbling with the zipper tits…

Maybe she was tired of being sexualized by the people who watched her modern family show and thought staring at teen actor tits was modern so she wanted to squash it….

Either way, they were reduced….yet thanks to her overeating they made a comeback, and now she must have changed her meds, cuz she’s looking a little more fit, not hot, but more fit, covered in what I assume is food and not semen, her career hasn’t gone down that road, but it could be semen, it is a generation of perverts….and she’s looking better than her typical fat self, so I support it like her white bikini top supports her cut down tits.

MURDERER!

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Posted in:Ariel Winter

2023

20

Apr

Girl Does a Coke and Mentos Challenge and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Country Girl Does a Line Dance

Ass Jiggle in a Dress

Cold Water Therapy

Girl Talking About her Sex Preferences in a Bikini

This Jenna Ortega Twin’s Dad is a Tranny

Calm the fuck down bitch

Underwater Ass

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know what you do in a typical night, but I’ll assume it involves breathing in all the chem trails they are using to dim out the sun, which is always fun….if you’re into that kind of thing…

It may also involve other sadness, feeling sorry for yourself, depression, feeling sorry for yourself….

Maybe some porn, some memes, anything to ignore your shitty life…..

Maybe, you’re more motivated to change the world and map out the future of all good things, your billion dollar idea, your movie script, your TV series, your business plan,….

I don’t know you…..

But I sure as fuck know you’re not going to click this stepLINKS….but you should….just out of sympathy for me putting them all together for you…

IT’s Survivor Night fuckers…FUCK YEAH….Jeff Probst motherfucker, cast me. I’ll win that shiit.

Yes, I still watch Survivor and think it’s a briliant show, even with all the gays and woke shit…and weak millennials who fear strong people…..

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16 People Should Have Just Stayed Home
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Stupid Things in Baseball
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How Pull Back Toy Cars Work
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Scary Footage of a Gas Explosion in China
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Bruce Lee is Impressive
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Ray Romano has Serious Heart Surgery
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Holding Pee in for Too Long
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2023

19

Apr

Dove Cameron Tits of the Day

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Dove Cameron, who I guess is a Disney Kid turned grown up, creeps me the fuck out because she reminds me of a demon in horror movie….either ready to kill herself or someone in her immediate surroundings. Its’ a dark cloud and I can’t figure it out, but I don’t spend time trying to figure out Dove Cameron…I hardly know who she is.

I just don’t know if she has a soul, but if she does it’s definitely not shining through in any pics I’ve ever seem of her.

I almost think that she’s not even a real person, just an AI model like Britney Spears….

I don’t really know what she’s famous for, but she’s really fucking famous and I’m really only interested in her dead eyes doing racy things like wearing what look like plastic shirts, that have titty shine through….because you don’t need a soul, or to be human, or really to have any sort of personality besides “sex robot” for me to appreciate that.

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Posted in:Dove Cameron

2023

19

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Racy Photoshoot of the Day

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Kylie Jenner, who I don’t think Bruce used as a vaginal mould for his inverted penis that he’s dilating right now so that it doesn’t close up on him, you know a life of walking around with a dildo in you where your dick once was, because you’re a girl now….

But yeah, Kylie Jenner, who has put her pussy to use, getting fucked by a bunch of rappers, making babies with at least one of them, is on some weird comeback tour where she’s trying to convince people she’s hot, you know since she’s a billionaire who looks like doughy AI generated, and not in a good way, but in a holy shit this family is fake as fuck generated content.

I am a firm believer that they are the devil, or at least pushing nothing but evil on society, helping destroy any semblance of culture we may have had…but that we no longer have, but you gotta wonder if they are really the cause of the fall of society or the product of the fall of society.

I think it would be giving them way too much credit to say that the Kardashians destroyed humanity, they represent the destruction of humanity, but they were just in the right place and the right time with a mom ready to sell her daughter’s sex tape to promote a TV show produced by Ryan Seacrest just as social media was happening….

So they are influential, important, rich but total fucking trash, and Kylie’s holding up her end by stripping down to show off her weirdness that apparently Timothee Chalamet is dating, because clearly he’s into drag queen looking bitches…..I mean wasn’t he gay in a movie….this is probably less awful that movie sex with Armie Hammer…..

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2023

19

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I just did a fat power post as a joke…and now I feel shameful and alone…..

Fat is vile, greasy and a fucking disease….so I cleanse myself by looking at girls who are fit, who do fitness, who take health and wellness seriously enough and who know they just feel better when fit, vs fat…because fat is fucking deadly.

Here are the week’s workout girls doing their best to not fall into the fat trap society’s laid out for them to fall into….

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Posted in:Workout

2023

19

Apr

Brie Larson Pulls an Aaron Carter of the Day

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Brie Larson is the absolute worst celebrity has to offer, yet people want to believe in her, they want to believe the lie so hard that they go along with it.

It’s like when you’re told the retard with no fingers who was in a fire as a kid is hot so many times that you doubt yourself for thinking she’s not…it’s an “am I gay because I don’t see it”…no motherfucker, that bitch has no face.

Unfortunately, Brie Larson would be hotter if she didn’t have a face, especially one covered in whatever slime she’s using to preserve herself, which even if it was cum, likely horse cum, but even if it was cum, like some CUM WALK OF SHAME, wouldn’t be hot, or interesting or compelling, because it’s Brie Larson.

It’s like this out of touch trying so hard to make it IMPOSTER who doesn’t have imposter syndrome but fucking should….is the ONLY person taking the time to produce social media content that fails.

It’s like she is going out of her way to make social media content that isn’t hot, when she tries to be hot, because she’s in the BATH, NUDE, or seemingly nude, and instead it’s an uncomfortable and awkward oversharing moment we wish she kept to herself.

I remember when celebs had to be dolled up, dressed up, looking their best, not fucking in their bathroom’s after a three day bender looking rough as fuck…it was a better time for the fantasy….I don’t need this way to real ghetto shit…

More importantly, you know she’s posting a CORONA EXTRA to mock all the people who. died of the Corona Virus, what a heartless bitch…in her castle drinking beer while simultaneously laughing at your granny who died…..WHAT A BITCH.

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Posted in:Brie Larson