Anna Kournikova posted her boyfriend of a long time, Enrique’s favorite position…
A little demonstration of how he’s normally the one on all fours…while her cold, mean, souless, but into the money Russian Tennis player who never was plows his love song singing, passionate latino rich kid ass…
And she’s showing some panties, all while still being kinda hot, and reminding me that her bikini pics were the first post on this site to go viral back in 2005…so thanks Anna Kournikova for this horrible existence I’ve felt obligated to update for 4-5 people the last 10 fucking years…
Miranda Kerr decided to post step 1 in the secret to getting billionaire cock…
Step 2 is a little more complicate, it involves spreading those legs…
Step 3 is hoping the cum sticks….to make another baby…
It’s pretty basic…
I always found her an overrated model, totally uninteresting on all levels, with a weird round face and trashy attitude, but Victoria’s Secret and Orlando Bloom collaborated and made her…and now we’re stuck with her, but barely….as her relevance slowly fades and her ability to lure billionaires into her uneventful, possibly talented, which would explain why she’s even being talked about, cunt…as Australian girls, for the most part, are a lot of fun…even when they are the worst…
Ashley Benson posted her ass flash in a pair of what may be black panties…while climbing on rocks…in what I guess is her being full of action and adventure…on some great expedition…that is probably the most fitness she’s ever had in her life…and possibly the last time she broke a sweat…at least based on her doughy looking face and tits…
My favorite part of what is her best work on screen is her cunty, angry, spoiled brat sounding “stop filming”…the kind of video you find of an ex girlfriend that reminds you want you killed the bitch and buried her in the basement / got broken up with by her when she found a better man, only for you to spend the next year crying about it because you’re a fucking bitch…
The only thing I like about her is that she’s blocked me on all social media, from Twitter to Instagram, despite never actually leaving a comment on her shit, making me think she really doesn’t like what I have to say about her bottom feeding career as an actor, that has worked out for her and has made her a legit actor, thanks to getting naked and fucked on a popular show, like a hooker, without being considered a hooker because it is on TV..but the parts involved are all the same…it’s like I can bake a cake at home, sure I’m not technically a baker, but if I sell my cake I consider myself a baker…the getting paid to be naked is the hooker stamp…it’s just a different kind of hooking she can pretend is an “art form”..even though we all know acting isn’t art, it’s a scam…run by the outgoing assholes who are pretentious enough to be “actors”…
Doesn’t matter…what matters is that I just get off to girls who hate me, it entertains me, even if they don’t actually know who I am…the block is enough to make her sex scenes that much better, her tits that much better, and tese staring at her mid-30s pussy that I am sure is well traveled better…all sweaty thighed and barely exciting, but good enough.
I guess fame whores stick together…they are all part of some secret society where they collectively sold their soul to the devil, and/or share trade secrets on how to go from being an nobody to in Kim Kardashian’s case, more followed than Beyonce, as the number one followed account on instagram, all while doing nothing…I mean other than having a hit show based on their life, whether I think it is deserving fame or not, the public does, and I guess what it comes down to is her fame whoring worked….
This must be a seminar to help other fame whores, like 100 year old Chinese alien Bai Ling…who’s been at this for 2 decades, not quite a Kardashian, possibly a tranny, still showing up to events practically naked…to get noticed…weird…
Yes…I am a dated old dinosaur of a site – out of touch – and I still love the innocence of traditional late 90s fame whoring. I am nostalgic like that…
TO SEE PICS OF HER LEAVING AN EVENT practically naked CLICK HERE
Heather Depriest is a Guess model, which is a very very vague title, because Guess is run by some dude who just loves blondes with big tits, but he’s been able to create an empire using that vibe, but more importantly, he’s been able to create a few stars, from Kate Upton to Anna Nicole Smith, to Charlotte McKinney, but not really, because she was never an official “Guess Girl” in campaign, she was more in a pic from their social media that they used as a marketing hook when casting her for Dancing With the Stars, because those tits had no real “star”…and they had to spin what they had…
Doens’t matter…this is Heather Depriest, in some fashionable nudity for what I assume is a men’s magazine she’s the covergirl for, but we can’t say their name because they aggressively sue and I don’t see a rabbit logo that normally pollutes their images….and I assume this is part of their rebrand to be more of a fashion mag using naked models…since all models get naked…instead of being the trashy hooker / stripper looking girls the dementia ridden founder of the magazine was into….
You know, take a more modern, instagram approach o naked chciks..and as long as girls like Heather Depriest, who you can find on Instagram HERE ….I like the use of their “resources…
THis is the first time I’ve done a post on her, and I’ve done posts on anyone…so I guess this is her big debut…like it should be…
Tracee Ellis Ros is Diana Ross’ daughter, who I guess is trying to milk her mother’s name and success further, because the trust fund and allowance and inheritance making her set for life…isn’t enough for her to fell fulfilled as what I assume is a 40 year old woman…so she’s trying to make a point on pop culture, that I don’t think really needs to be made…
This time, instead of asking her mom to pay her rent, she’s decided to recreate her mom’s content from 1981, making this bold statement….
…shift our gaze from how we are seen to how we are seeing and, more important, feeling. And I saw a woman feeling joyful in herself as a whole being; she didn’t seem to be presenting her ass or saying, ‘look at all the ways I can make myself look appealing to YOU.’ She seems to be saying, ‘this is ME feeling good and I am strong and sexy and joyful in ME’!”
To break it down, and I know you don’t care, and either do I, but I get annoyed when people try to make a point that doesnt need to be made, because we know popstars are whores and exhibitionists who want to be seen, noticed and talked baout….
But guess what…in 1981, this Diana Ross video was the equivalent of Nicki Minaj crawling around on all fours twerking….it’s just that the audience has changed…in 1981 dudes were jerking off to nipples and bush…meaning a popstar with a tight body in a one piece was racy…in 2015…people jerk off to throat fucking porn, have weirdo fetishes, and seeing Nicki Minaj on all fours is basic and barely even noticed amongst the noise…
So to compare 1981 whoring to 2015 whoring because 1981 whoring was more wholesome when censors were more aggressive….is just idiotic…and to make it a feminist thing, when clearly Diana Ross is being an exhibitionist in 1981…doing exactly what Nicki Minaj is doing today….is not empowering….it is just how people pay money…
I know…this doesn’t matter, this is just misguided and annoyed be despite not actually caring…at all…really…
I still don’t know who Alison Brie is…I don’t watching but I have posted on her a few times before because I do watch pop culture tits…
I’ve wrote things like:
“She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”…
Wow. I am so genius with my analysis of the Hollywood born and raised actress who was once a birthday clown who failed and went mainstream… because like tits, I also love cheese…I also love birthday clowns….they’re so creepy…
Her real last name is Schermerhorn….destroying my Brie jokes…but not for long, because as of 12 hours ago she’s been engaged to Dave Franco, who I guess is James Franco’s brother who she’s dating…and if you care about this news…you’re weird…
But if you like staring at recently engaged girl tits in magazines…here you go…from the titty now newsworthy titty archives…
I haven’t written about UK Glamour models in a very long time. I was never really interested in them or the fact that these men’s magazines would do cheesy fucking photoshoots with them. They were always just low level models who were probably cocktail waitresses who figured out that if they showed their tits, they could be the next JORDAN KATIE PRICE, and either make a bit of money in the process, or land a soccer player, because there are so many soccer players looking for trashy cocktail waitress type girls, who have the stamp of model on their ass, because it makes them seem more high profile and like their tits are more valuable…It was just strategic hooking, while celebrating that not all UK women are toothless chimney sweeping grey skinned trolls, but also fake tan, fake tit, 90s Playboy looking trash…who didn’t quite do Playboy, but they did do NUTS…which I guess is not the same at all, or Page 3….
That said….Rosie Jones…is one of the newer Glamour Models, if 10 years in the dated, pre instagram game, is considered newer…and instead of fading into obscurity, she’s booked this high profile gig modeling sex store looking lingeire, you know cheap shit, with her nipples photoshopped out, underwear that likely causes yeast infections even when not shared between prostitutes…because I guess being on the package of sex store lingerie is status to a stripper who never was….or maybe she just needs the money and this is the modeling equivalent of doing anal in porn, or turning to getting paid for sex to buy your designer purse…who knows….or cares…
I’m posting it because these pics are so bad…and could have been so decent because she has great tits…and there are instagram photographers capable of doing better than whatever this shit is…
