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2015

30

Jul

Kelsey and Baylee Soles are the Twin Sisters People are Excted About of the Day

Anyone who has had a threesome will tell you “they weren’t all that hot, but there were two of them”….it takes a real lottery win, and/or a lot of money or fame, to land a threesome with two serious fucking babes…and I guess the same goes for twins….Two is better than one.

The PR team behind Soles Twins, are pushing this shit aggressively. They are all over Vogue and DailyMail, and all these other magazines, excited that there are new twins who are decent looking enough, you know in this hipster world, but more importantly, tall and skinny enough, to make it in the world of modeling…

A world, that I find cheesy as fuck, posing for the sake of posing, while everything thinks they are fucking models…and any girl, no matter what her face looks like, gets signed if she’s over 5 foot 8….

So I don’t find these girls hot, but they are getting hype, and I guess that’s enough for me to notice…but more importantly, #skinny #legs…

I don’t believe they are the next Olsens, or even the Barbie Twins, or the Budweiser Twins….But I do believe in skinny legs….I also believe that twins all fuck each other, even fraternal twins, because they have weird connections, and it’s technically masturbation…and incest…all at once..

Here’s some of there uneventful pics, making me believe, they have very expensive team pushing them because why else would I fucking know them…It’s not like I’m front row at fashion week. I don’t even get off my couch…or even browse the interent that aggressive.

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2015

30

Jul

Burger King Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

Couple Has Sex in the Grocery Store

How to Not Getting Eaten By Escalator Instruction Video

Jeep Hits Barrier – Bounce Back

Cop Gets Bit – Shoots Shots in the Sky

Irish Girls VS Slingshot

Clerk VS Homemade Shot Gun

Cop VS Truck Driver

Pepsi Truck Crashes, Filipinos Take ADvantage

25 Year Old Israeli Jumper…What theFuck

Dude Attacking Cops with a Knife

Hong Kong Girl Kicks Dude in a Head

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2015

30

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it entertaining that people are so mad that America is mad a dentist killed a lion for 50,000 dollars and is blaming the local African tribesmen who saw money and got excited enough to risk it…and will now probably die…while Dentist shows off the lion head that made him famous to his asshole friends…

Social media is “You’re mad about a lion when black America is being killed by cops”….or “You’re mad about a lion when American is poor”, or whatever the other issues are.

I just want to say, it’s ok to be mad about more than one thing. I’m mad about everything to the point of not caring, I hate everything to the point of not caring….and you can hate everything too. In fact, it’s encouraged.

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Grumpy Dog of the Day
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Florida Mom Defends Daughter by Chasing a Boy with Scissors
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Kate Moss Nipples…
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Trashy Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Twin Models of the Day
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Vertical Takeoff
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Tyler the Creator Dressed As Cat in the Hat – Rapping the Book…What?
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Some Frat Sues Rolling Stone
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Newest Golf Bitch
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31 Songs in a Minute…
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80s Supermodel TV Show is Coming…
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Insane 911 Call…that Ends with Death of 17 Year Old because Operator is a Bitch.
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2015

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Girls who think of themselves as signed models make me laugh…

I love when I see a cashier at the grocery store and I say “shit, we should take pics of you for the internet”…and she says “talk to my agent”..

I’m like girl, you’re a fucking cashier at a grocery store, at least be a hooker or sugar baby like other models, so that when you tell me to talk to your agent I can take you seriously…because you’re not in a fucking smock, but rather at bottle service..

Not that I like taking pictures, it’s fucking dumb, but sometimes, you just get inspired for a minute or two…only to be shut down…but delusions…

Everyone’s a fucking model, trying to be famous,….That said, if you’re looking for me, talk to my agent.

Fine, I don’t have an agent, I’ll be at the strip club…

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CRAZY BOOTY So Much Booty
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Jane Birkin Wants Her Name Off Hermes Bag…
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Summer St Clair in Lingerie
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Eva Longoria Has a Cameltoe…
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Grumpy Puppy is Genius
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Teresa Palmer Breast Feeding
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Kendall Jenner Camel
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Guy Who Left Dog in Car – Loses it on a Chick Who Tried to Free Dog
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Some Michelle Williams Mom Porn…
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Treasure Finds 1 Million Worth of Gold
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Hottest Francesca Eastwood on Instagram Pics
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Christina Applegate at a Premiere
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Page Six Says Gisele Wore a Burqua to Get Tits Done…
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Game of Thrones Actor Doesn’t Watch Game of Thrones Becuase of Misogyny
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Emma Glover is Hot
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Lisa Opie in a Bikini
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Sienna Miller’s Eating
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Corgi Trying to go Down Stairs…
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Ronda Rousey has a Pokemon Obsession..
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Chernobyl’s New Confinement Structure
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Girl at the Sharknado Premiere…
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Kelly Brook Hard Nipple
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Abbey Clancy for Reebok
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Whitney Cummings Happy with Weight Gain
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Ben Affleck is Not Fucking the Nanny
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Ireland Baldwin’s at a Movie Premiere
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Briana Lee Naughty Selfies…
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German Compared to Other Languages..
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Arielle Kebbel Long Legs…
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Tom Brady Battles…
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Victoria Silvstedt is in a Bikini
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Elsa Pataky Cleavage
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Chrissy Teigen for WOmen’s Health….
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Dude Stabs Another Man in Subway Dispute
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Elsa Hosk Looks Like a Lunatic
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Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzzlered
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Supergirl in Costume
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The Charlie Riina Thong Ass
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Kylie Jenner Booty.
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Cara Delevinge of the Day
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The Hot Girl From the Old Spice AD
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Some “Celebrity” Sex Pics
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Slingshot Fainting
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Pornstar Builds Darth Vader out of Sex Toys
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Today in Porn GIFs
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Girls Paid to Pop Balloons Naked
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2 Dildos – One Snatch
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Why ARE These Marines Naked for Gays?
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Get Pussy on This Site of the Day
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2015

29

Jul

Gisele Bundchen Gossip of the Day

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This is pretty next level…

The story is Gisele celebrated her 35th birthday by getting new tits, or 11,000 dollars of surgeries, which isn’t the scandal, we know all these people have plastic surgery, their looks are their everything, their purpose….

It gets better…she did it while dressing like a Muslim woman in full religious burqa…because shitting on a religion to stay anonymous is genius, especially when it is for new tits….

But she did did it with her regular driver and open toed shoes….

Hilarious fail, probably to distract from Tom Brady on Facebook, or whatever else is going on….

I can assume this will lead to some retaliation, but to muslims, lingerie models are probably already all evil…as their rich oil money hire to shit on them….

Best disguise ever…especially in Paris, a place where the paparazzi are powerful enough to kill royalty..

Here’s some pics of her because why not celebrate this crazy stunt…

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2015

29

Jul

Kylie Jenner in Tongues Her Sister for Snapchat of the Day

Like Tyga, the pervert who sticks his dick inside what I assume is a teen – pregnant Kylie Jenner, at least based on her ass implants…I just can’t get enough of Kylie Jenner…

She’s like a stage show, novelty act, the closest thing to Truman Show, who has been on TV her entire life, and thus totally crazy, delusional and weird…making too much money, neglected by a whoring family, all looking 40 with plastic surgery…and I love it all..

She has turnt up for the pre-18…and not just by fucking older black dudes who probably fuck a lot of girls, based on the kid he has with a hooker…her sister has gone to the media to discuss their sex….the whole thing ridiculous, but possibly perfect…and here she is fake tongue kissing her sister…weird…

Here’s the other Kylie in some Magazine…

Here’s the other Kylie’s cameltoe…

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2015

29

Jul

Dylan Penn for Some Catalog of the Day

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Dylan Penn is average at best…you know if you were to find her standing randomly on the street somewhere…

But when you factor in that her dad is Sean Penn and her mom Robin Wright….all of a sudden that is what takes over…and average looking turns into modeling contract, and modeling contract turns into campaigns, because idiots like me, think people care about celebrity kids, their spoiled brat, raised by monster self involved rich cunts because people do care…people have nothing better to do that obsess over these idiots who have become the icons, or cool kids of our generation, when they are really just rich, scam artist garbage…

Either way, here’s the campaign..if you’re into that shit, and you are, because she’s the in to that world…and didn’t have to suck dick to get there…which I guess is boring…but can balance out when you think of all the dick she probably has sucked thanks to being a fucked up rich kid in a fucked up rich world…

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2015

29

Jul

Chrissy Teigen is a Pig in Women’s Health UK of the Day

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This bitch does anything for attention…she’s the fucking worst…pile of useless, uninteresting, unaccomplished, wallet fucking garbage out there…

I don’t hate Chrissy Teigen, she’s loyal to her employer John LEgend, she sits around like a medicated rich wife, and posts shit on twitter while doing it, she’s overly sensitive because she know she’s just a sugar baby, who hasn’t really accomplished much at all, but she’s figured out if she gets naked, people will celebrate her big ethnic ambiguous “bikini model” who probably makes 100 dollars a year, tits….it distracts from her old, botox, filled, pug-like face…

I don’t know why she’s still at this, instead of just getting pregnant and completing the sugar baby cycle…so that when the divorce happens, she gets child support money…but before that, let’s do some shoots that don’t matter, that no one cares about, because this whole world is oversaturated with naked pics, and the world doesn’t fucking even notice….

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2015

29

Jul

Beyonce’s Big Cleavage Tumblr Hipster of the Day

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Beyonce isn’t hot…

Beyonce thinks she’s the hottest fucking shit…and she’s producing pics like she’s a hipster chick, when she’s actually a 30 something year old mom who doesn’t understand that she’s a 30 something year old mom…

This is what happens when people make too much money, and spend their entire lives being sucked up to by a crew…

This is also what happens when your husband is surrounded by groupie pussy, and makes millions a year of Bajan pussy, who can pull the sex thing, because she’s broken and from an island and it makes sense…she’s sucked some dick to this…While Beyonce was in Fucking Destiny’s child..But she does have tits, and makes fun Miley Gifs…

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2015

29

Jul

Olivia Culpo for TREATS! of the Day

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Olivia Culpo was Miss USA, and Nick Jonas’ girlfriend…and I guess now naked in a magaizne…that is hardly a but rather an excuse to get girls naked….thirsty fucking girls…who want to look and feel beautiful…like a wife on her 30th wedding anniversary in the mall photo studio trying to be sex for her husband..only this is to lure rich husbands, as the magazine is produced by rich dudes…and the girls are in LA, from LA and want as much as attention as possible to get noticed amongst all the hot fucking chicks..

Here are the pics…of her getting her ass sniffed by a dude…looking like some cheesy fucking catalog shoot…but it’s “high end” to LA people…while the rest of the world doesn’t give a fuck…

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