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2015

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes, even if you have no business doing it, you just need to dance…

Especially when it is for 10 dollars a song, so that I can grab your tits in a transaction rather than as some kind of sexual predator at the club after feeding you too many cocktails from the bottle I bought just to see girls in lingerie and sparklers carry it to me like it is the messiah, which I guess it is to the club owner, because they charge 1000 dollars for a 100 dollars of booze…a small investment to find the leeching girls at the club who you can indirectly buy for blowjobs….solid…

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Girls Tugging on Clothes….
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Guy Annoys Girlfriend with Puns at Ikea
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Colleen Shannon’s Awesome Fame Whore Body
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Lake Bell Busty…
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Bar Refaeli Getting Poked…
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Grace Jones Nipple
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Plane Struck By Lightning…
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EMma Roberts in Underwear
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Girls in Sports Bras
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2015

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been researching adopting 18 year old babes, ideally with a strong instagram following, from another country, because it’s the only angle I have with my wife to get another girl up in here…can’t marry them, she won’t divorce me, so play my perversion as offering a third world girl a possible future life…as long as she’s hot.

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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Grace Jones Topless
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Megan Fox Panty Flash for Elle
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Cailin RUsso Topless Nonsense
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Jessica Simpson’s HUGE tits
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Hilary Duff’s Got a Big Heavy Tit
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Christina Milian Performing
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Taylor Swift in Concert
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Girls With Bongs…
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Katy Perry Dis Track Against Taylor Swift is Named!
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Girls in SPorts Bras…
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More Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples…
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Karate Kid Daniel Son is the Bully…
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Dioni Tabbers in Lingerie…
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Emily Ratajkowski Pretending She Doesn’t Have Tits
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Hailey Baldwin’s Tight Tank Top
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Foo Fighters VS Westboro Baptist Church
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Freshman Wins Free Tuition
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Katie Holmes in the Doggy Style Position of the Day
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Snooki Clothing Line – Is happening…and She’s Still a Monster
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Rebecca Gayheart in a Bikini
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The Nanny in Short Shorts
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Bai Ling Fame Whoring
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Kristen Steward’s Inbred Face in a Crop Top
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Weird Christian Dude Lying to his Christian Fans and that he has Cleansed His Sins…and people buy into this shit..because America is Fucked…
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Lady Gaga on Amerian Horror Story Set of the day
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Jennifer Lawrence is not Dating Coldplay Anymore
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Carmen Electra Has Tits
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Serena Williams and Drake is Creeping Me Out
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Blair Brown in Some Movie Naked
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Selfie Taking Mom
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Dani THorne Cleavage
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Courtney Love Stained Dress
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Some Fame Whore Laura Cremaschi Topless on a Balcony
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Bear Family VS Swimming Pool
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Charlize Theron Legs
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Rita Ora Has Tits
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Travolta and Gaga and Stresand together ina Room is Weird
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DR Dre Piano Mash Up
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Bella Hadid in a Bikini in GQ
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HUGE tits
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4 Girls Strip Naked
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Best Chick Fight Ever
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Naked Motorcycle
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Weird Sneezing Fetish
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Pregnant Chick Flashes Pizza Guy
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Girl Ruins Anus on Webcam
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Talented Vagina
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2015

Aug

Emma Roberts Getting Paid Lots of Money to be in “Lingerie” Campaign of the Day

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My favorite thing about Emma Roberts…is that she’s not Julia Roberts…

My second favorite thing about Emma Roberts…is that her dad is Eric Roberts…and her formative years were spent probably kept as far away from him on his self destructive, drug and alcohol tirade after he won an Acaedmy AWard…before becoming the number one B-Movie actor…ever…

No maybe that’s my favorite thing about Emma Robers…because girls with fucked up childhoods thanks to their dads, especially rich girls with fucked up Childhoods thanks to their dads…carry that shit thought life…and like fat girls…that directly correlates to blow job ability..

I’m not a scientist, or a religious man, but I believe the answer to everything is Daddy isses…

Here she is unretouched but lit and made up by a team of pros for a lingerie company…

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2015

Aug

Taylor Swift Takes on LA and Old People Showed Up of the Day

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Taylor Swift is a cult leader, who has managed to brain wash girls everywhere into thinking she’s some empowered woman taking control of her own heart after constantly being mistreated by dudes she probably never dated but just fucked in her quest to find the perfect dick, since everything in her life is perfect, that’s how she has it set up…

In being a cult leader, other girls want to associate with her and her broken heart ministry, by standing by her side and entertaining her, because she’s evil leader….

I guess the LA show brought out girls who want to join the Taylor Swift circle, despite being too old for Taylor Swift..

Including but not limited to:

Salma Hayek and Mary J Blige / Oprah were There

Maria Menounos…and Nina Dobrev

#taylorswift w/ @valeriefatehi and @ninadobrev

A video posted by maria menounos (@mariamenounos) on Aug 22, 2015 at 10:18pm PDT

Hilary Duff in Not Very Period Friendly Pants

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2015

Aug

Irina Shyak has Been in a Bikini for the last Month of the Day

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Rumored prostitute Irina Shayk has been in a bikini with her famous actor boyfriend….

She has taken the opportunity to pretend she’s in love, to pretend that she’s all about this motherfucker, while being all over him…

Since Russians have no souls, are incapable of love, it is safe to say that this is:

1- Photo Op – get that press
2- K-Fed opportunity previously discussed, trap the motherfucker, he’s A-List and will get you in movies, great for career…but more importantly…financial security…

I trust none of what’s going on here, but I guess a hustling Russian model knows that there’s a timeline to what she does, and that now is time to get pregnant…it’s just a matter of who to get pregnant with, and America / hollywood, is the real Russian dream…

It all makes sense…and the softcore porn is barely erotic, I’m bored of this garbage, but she’s still good…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER VIRTUALLY FUCKING BRAD COOPER LIKE A HOOKER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

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2015

Aug

Britney Spears Intense Costume of the Day

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I like Britney Spears….she represents all that is right witch celebrity….

From being a dancing puppet your parents exploit at 8 years old, despite not being exceptional really at anything….

TO being a dancing puppet for an evil corporation in the Disney Channel’s bullshit into your teen years in the 90s….

To being a massive pop success with canned, shitty music that everyone fucking loved, and that made millions and millions of dollars…

Only to fall the fuck off because she was manipulated by one of her dancers, because she had no real friends, how could she know it wasn’t love, especially after he came in her every chance he could get, because he knows the law and knows it’s a good strategy for a future life worth living…

Before the breakdown that led to her parents being like “we can’t let the dancing puppet stray off course, we need the revenue stream”….only to basically take back her life…and own her….and dress her up like this…for all of us to jerk off to and distract from her cries for help…because America only likes people when they die….and appreciate them suffer through life…you’re all evil…but this costume, it’s from heaven..but maybe I’m just saying that because I like sex toys…

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2015

Aug

Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Ass of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger wants you to remember that she’s still alive, she’s still got a rocking body, that could be a trans body, but if it was a trans body, she’d probably come out telling the world it was, because it would generate more buzz, and she’s still willing to show it off…and put her back on the map..more than these butt shots…

I guess being a stripper cast by Pussy Cat Dolls, only to break free from the gang of half naked dancing strippers with their shitty songs, to do it solo, and make millions, isn’t enough for her fucking ego, so she’s going the fame-whore, look at her ass way, because ultimately, all these people rely on being relevant and when you’re a pussy cat doll, you know ass is one of 4 ways to stay relevant, the others are tits, mouth and pussy.

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2015

Aug

Lily Rose Depp and Stella Maxwell of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is hanging out with Stella Maxwell for Love Magazine, who are into posting anything controversial, or anything that will generate some buzz for them…it’s how they get paid in this world….which is coincidentally the same thing that Stella Maxwell is into right now that she’s at the peak of her career and really not deserving of her career…at least according to me…who really doesn’t give a fuck about who Victoria’s Secret cast, or who’s face Miley Sits on, because all these idiots are interchangeable and not memorable…

That said, Lily Rose Depp, is Johnny Depp’s 12 year old daughter, who I guess is out there on her own thanks to trust funds, and her dad being Johnny Depp, and I guess she’s living in LA, because that’s where everyone lives, especially when your dad owns all kinds of houses there, because he’s Johnny fucking Depp…and when your parents give you extreme independence because they are from the late 1980s and don’t really follow the rules of traditional parenting..

She’s gonna be something…she just needs to avoid these latch on bitches like this Stella Maxwell groupie bitch…

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2015

Aug

Demi Lovato in a Bikini of the Day

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Before there was Stella Maxwell, or Miley making out with her dogs, there was Demi Lovato…

She was the other Disney Star with her own song and dance bullshit that has propelled her to an insane level of fame…

She is rumored to have had sex with Miley…in a fucking underage video…that people pass around in Nashville, but that I have never seen, but believe because the source on it is so fucking tight…and the source told me that was part of the breakdown that lead to the “bi-polar disorder” to divert from the fact that girl was a drug / sex addict…

It’s one of those people close to the source would never upload that shit to the internet, what’s the point when they get to jerk off to it, kinda like how I feel about my nudes…

Not to mention, he’s probably paid hush money, like the Katy Perry’s ex boyfriend, who someone close to him told me there’s blowjob vidoes, but they’d never be leaked due to $$$$$$

Doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Demi Lovato in this “don’t wear make-up”, embrace yourself, now hat she’s sober, not hot, but sober and sees it is an angle that’s great or therapy and a great message for the youth, which is why she’s photoshopped to shit in this…because who needs make-up when there’s photoshop…

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2015

Aug

Miley Cyrus Dog Sex of the Day

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A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Aug 22, 2015 at 9:32am PDT

Miley Cyrus posted some videos of her naked and tonguing her dogs in what shouldn’t be seen as erotic, or as a glimpse into some peanut butter covered pussy because their big firm, loyal tongues are far more broad and strong than Stella Maxwells….

They shouldn’t be seen as a broken teen angst girl from Tumblr who cuts herself and loves neon and cartoons…or anything Japanese…

They should be seen as a broken girl who can’t trust or love any other people, because even her parents sold her off and everyone around her only like her because she’s Miley Cyrus..you know so sad, but these dogs will never leave her side, they’ll protect her, because that’s just what dogs do…

And I think the most interesting thing about these dogs, is the shit they’ve seen her insert in her pussy…I am sure some of those things have been legendary…