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2015

21

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

My life is a porn set, if you consider an obese lactose intolerant menopausal woman addicted to ice cream….sweating in the heat wave like she just did too much bad coke..with a neighbor who keeps trying to get you to invite him to come fuck her…because he’s fascinated that she’s actually live and not some bouncy castle at the summer fair…saying things like “I want to see your dick go in and out of her while she sucks my dick”….porn

I don’t..that’s way I sext…you know just looking for love…and by love I mean anus pics..

I say the same thing daily, but only because I do the same thing daily, and seek the same thing daily…it’s consistency..

Weekend time….but before that happens….ere are some stepLINKS…

Megan Fox is Quitting 90210 Because She Wants More Megan Fox Time
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Brazilian with Megan Fox’s Plastic Surgeon
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Kelly Brook is Less Fat as Fuck
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NFL Cheerleader Blew a 15 Year Old – Goes to Jail
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A Creepy Analysis of Who Chris Martin Has Se With…and Pictures of the Girl He Probably Has Sex With
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Blonde Weed Smokers
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Trump SUpporters Peed On and Beat a Homeless Guy
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Slut of the Day
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24 Awesome Snapchat Insults
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DR Dre Apologizes to GIrls He’s Beat Up…What a Nice Billionaire…
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Girl in Superman Suit
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Gene Simmons House Searched Due to Child Porn…
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Nicole Scherzinger – See Through Top
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Kendall Jenner Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Still in a Bikini
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Vanessa HUdgens in a Dress
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Lucy Pinder – Glamor Model
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Hot Model Pussy of the Day
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Bowling Win
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TV Anchors Struggling with Deez Nuts
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59 Meter Cliff Jump
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Girls in Bikinis
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Jennifer Aniston is Old as Fuck
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Scuba Diving in the Desert
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Shay Mitchel Photoshoot
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Don’t Piss Off the Mechanic
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Parking Ticket Appeal
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Kanye an Kim Pregnant Sex is Awkward
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Eliza Gonzalez Black Dress
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Human Period Collapses
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Bill Cosby Beats the 50 Rape Victim Mark
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Olivia Wilde
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So Many Hot Redheads
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Things that Bounce – Like Tits.
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Chantal Jeffries in a Bikini
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Farrah Abraham – in a Thong with a Purse
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Cait Jenner is Not Going to Jail
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Some Megan Fox Looking Girl
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Jayceee West Huge Tits
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Hot Stoned Girl Nupples
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Just a Classy Lady and Her Asshole
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Fetish Porn Bloopers
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Chewie FART
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Nude Chick Named Eugenia
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Slutty Beach babes
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Topless Beach Party
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Vanessa Paradis Topless
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2015

21

Aug

Models in Bed for V Magazine of the Day

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So….

Miranda Kerr, Anna Rubik, Kate Upton, Joan Smalls, Rosie (not O’Donnell) and Candice Swanepoel all got into bed for V Magazine…like they’ve probbaly all got in bed for dudes who are either rich enough, or famous enough….except maybe Candice Swanepoel because that bitch is boring…

Now, I can assume a good time was had by all..not just Kate Upton because there was craft services, with enough cake and cupcake to fuel her plus sized model titties…by all, I mean all these models, because obviously they love being half naked in pictures, it’s all they know.

I generally hate girl in bed photoshoots, they are all over instagram, and boring as fuck to me…I guess, I’m old school and when it comes to in bed lingerie shoots, because so many F-List to No-List nobodies doing their lingerie in bed shoots for instagram, it’s just fucking lame…I don’t care how great your fake photoshoot with your fake photographer for your fake modeling to pretend you’re contributing to some fake magazine is….you’re a fucking idiot..I hate you…I hope you get hit by a train while walking and checking your likes on your shitty booty shot…you’re not going to be a Victoria’s Secret model, you’re low hanging fruit, no matter how many perverts approve of your anus spread on the internet…garbage…

But when A-List models, even over rated A-List Models, all played out, or in Kate Upton’s case well fed…I dig it….

Here are the pics…V-Magazine…be glad it’s not Kardashian polluted….because maybe, just maybe, one media outlet will boycott that shit.

Posted in:Fashion|SFW

2015

21

Aug

Jessica Simpson’s got Strong Fuucking Legs of the Day

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Jessica Simpson still has strong legs…

Possibly from carrying her around when she was fat as fuck bfore, during and after pregnant….

Provng that obese people can have muscles under the obesity…you just need to get a million dollars from Weight Watchers to lose that weight, rather than lose those muscular legs to diabetes…

I don’t know what a Friday at 9 pm Jessica Simpson leg is important to post…but I’m sticking to posting it…

Blame alcoholism

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2015

21

Aug

Anne Lise Maulin & Ina Maribo Jensen for Interview Germany of the Day

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Anne Lise Maulin, Ina Maribo Jensen are in this photoshoot for Interview Germany, which unlike most German publications, doesn’t include bondage or fetish weirdness, and/or scat…because Germans, proven by World War II are dark, almost souless, sexual freaks because it is the only thing that speaks to their pragmatism…

I don’t know Anne Lise Maulin, Ina Maribo Jensen models, but Stepford wife shoot, of robotic poses with tits…is good enough for me…but I have no editorial standards
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Posted in:Anne Lise Maulin|Ina Maribo Jensen

2015

21

Aug

Heidi Montag Still Lives of the Day

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I think the proof that facebook is manipulating the trending stories to either fuck with our minds, or for their personal gain, because maybe one of the trending stories, or the person in the trending stories gave Zucerkberg a rim job and dude owes her a favor, because why the fuck else would Heidi Montag in ome ass pic that isn’t even good, would be trending..

She’s Heidi Montag, some of you, if anyone is actually out there, probably never heard of this garbage and don’t even know what she is…

She hasn’t been trending since she got stupid fake tits…she barely fucking exists, now more than ever…

But I figure I’ll post them anyway…I like giving hand outs…

Posted in:Heidi Montag|SFW

2015

21

Aug

Gigi Hadid Street Walking With Her Jonas Brother and Possible Sweaty Armpits of the Day

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Gigi Hadid took her Jonas brother for a walk, because the Jonas brothers are little bitches, even though I heard they were with other girls just 3 weeks ago in Vegas, making me assume this is just for show, she’s the biggest thing right now – so it is another stamp of him not being gay…even though he seems pretty fucking gay…how can he not be gay…oh right cuz the only dude he fucks is his brother and that gay suddenly becomes incest….

That said…Gigi’s father is rumored to be rich as fuck…so I guess for a Jonas brother, someone she probably fucked her hairbrush to when she was 12, it means she’s not out for his money…but rather just a rich kid groupie out for his dick…

Here she is demonstrating how her parents trained her to ride dick proper…

A video posted by Gigi Hadid (@gigihadid) on Aug 18, 2015 at 8:38pm PDT

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2015

21

Aug

Mariacarla Boscono Brings Some Model TIts for Pop Magazine of the Day

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Mariacarla Boscono was born in 1980….yet she’s still in a magazine showing her tits.

I am not sure if this is an old timers edition, or maybe a feature on mid 30 year olds needing to get mamograms because breast cancer is hitting younger and younger…

I am sure that these are her tits….her mom tits…she has a kid…why she feels the needs to be out there doing editorials instead of just being a mom is a lot like how my mom, a drug addicted prostitute – kept up the fuck hustle til she died of AIDS…

Some people are just workaholics, especially when their work is this fucking easy..

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2015

21

Aug

JUlia Roberts in a Wet Suit of the Day

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If seeing an old Julia Roberts in a wet suit is the hightlight of your day…you have a very sad existence…because even at Julia Roberts’ peak…I would have had no interest in seeing her in a wet suit…or even a bikini…that big bobble head and career that I don’t fully understand…would just distract me from her tits…

I guess what I am saying is if Julia Roberts happened, possibly thanks to award winning brother Eric, anyone can be an overrated actress on the beach in her retirement, showing off menopause…

That said, Julia Roberts in a wet suit is the highlight of my day…

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Posted in:Julia Roberts|SFW

2015

21

Aug

Emily Ratajkowski’s Tits Were in a Movie of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski, the tits from the blurred line videos, decided to show off her fake tits at the premiere of her movie named after a Daft Punk song, which I guess is based on the breaking point where EDM broke through to the mainstream and all the top 40 dancing frat boys and their sorority sisters….turned into pill popping ravers….something I unfortunately saw happening, not because I was huge into the EDM scene, I just appreciated the electronic music, crackhead scene before it became a keg stand party, with bros having overdoses….

That said….I guess Emily Rat plays a DJ whore, or Groupie, which is a stretch for her…

Because she didn’t get her career by fucking Kanye, Ben Affleck or David Fincher…or even the casting dude at the Blurred lines video that made her…there’s no way she would do something like that…she’s just a natural fake titty talent who’s made it on her own….in this hard world…filled with hotter and more talented girls than her….

That said….I think it’s funny that all the raver kids I know in LA are actually going to the premiere, like this is a glimpse into their party days, starring Zac Effron…by a dude who probably never partied but say that DJs are the new rockstar so it makes sense…

Just so many scams everywhere, but I still appreciate cleavage…I’m basic…if only all birds in the park had implants…would make throwing bread at them have more purpose..

Here she is at the premiere being overrated CLICK HERE

Here’s more pics of her doing press for this cheese in another titty dress because tits are her friends.and she’s no one’s friend….unless you can help her get ahead. … CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

21

Aug

Lindaay Lohan Simulates Blowjobs of the Day

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If you’ve been wondering how Lindsay Lohan still affords to live the life of luxury, she’s decided to demonstrate in pic….

Because it turns out that if you were a highly publicized actress who really only did a handful of movies….that doesn’t really justify the celebrity life this many years later…you can use your celebrity name and your dick sucking ability you learned along the way…and not just with Sam Ronson…to get paid…some call it escorting…I call it…they only want you around because of your name and you should get paid…especially when you need all the money you can get thanks to lecherous family and addiction….

All this to say….I’m a fan…of all she does with her mouth, especially when she doesn’t eat with it…because a skinny almost dying Lohan makes her fake tits really pop..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW