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2015

21

Aug

Ashley Benson in Some “Dope” Pants of the Day

Ashley Benson reminds us that if you’re a bit of a thick girl, who actual thick girls will be offended you call thick, because this bitch ain’t thick, and thick is a status thing, for some reason, a reason I called it costs a lot of money to eat all that pizza…

So maybe a better word to describe her is sloppy…

Either way, big girls, sloppy girls, rocking loose fitting pants, just makes them look like a 40 year old School teacher in the 80s…

It doesn’t make them look like something I want to bury my face in, like I would normally feel about Benson and her 20 lbs of overweight I normally embrace due to her tits…

Right…..

If she was in leggings, spanx, a tight dress, tight jeans…she’s look less like a mom, and more like a latina on her way to be J.Lo’s backup dancer…

But instead she went with White Mom on the way to a job interview at walmart…

Weird….

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2015

21

Aug

Rita Ora Dressed Late 90s of the Day

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Rita Ora keeps trying to find new ways to use her tits as a way to find her place in the world…

YOu know so that people stop referring to her as a Rihanna impersonator…something I will assume she’ll spin as being racist…in a “they think all blackish people look the same, I am my own person, who happens to play Rihanna, but it’s supposed to be subliminal”…you know when she’s not fucking rich people, and producers and whoever she can…

So I guess her wearing this late 90s, early 2000s outfit I think I’ve seen in a Rihanna Music video, was an attempt at that…and that’s all I have to say about that, which is really too much considering it’s Rita Ora…who just doesn’t matter…but who does matter…because that’s how pop culture works…

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2015

21

Aug

Nicola Peltz Billion Dollar Booty of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is a billionaire, or at least slated to inherit at least a billion dollars, assuming his dad doesn’t fuck her over, or get married to an Ann Nicole Smith later in life..

So it is only natural that after having the pony, the good life, all the excitement that is being a rich kid, the one thing she wanted, I guess, was dudes jerking off to her…

Maybe it is some daddy was too busy to notice bullshit, or more all the boys in school like Megan Fox or some shit, and daddy can afford to buy that for her….

But I’m not a psychologist, I’m more of a pervert into looking at asses, so as she struggles to find her place in the world, while being bank rolled…I’m into it involving bikini ass shots…and you should be too…

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2015

21

Aug

Miley Cyrus Landline Foot Fetish Porn of the Day

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Her name is Miley Cyrus, you may know her as being the second biggest popstar of the past year, behind Taylor Swift, who for the record, is pretty fucking creepy…where as Miley is a more organic, fucked up, child star with all kinds of issues, that manifest in being some kind of exhibitionist, feminist, bi-sexual, possibly trans, tumblr blog weirdness..

Today she brings the dirty foot fetish pics, but more interesting, land line nudity, to remind us of phone sex, before internet sex exited, these tumblir exhibitionists love the fucking 90s, I met one recently with a 10 dollar flip phone cell phone, with an iphone 6 that wasn’t connected in her purse, you know because she was so anti-technology as a public image, but as soon as no one was looking that SIM card was in the expensive phone to check her insta likes…

These idiots have no fucking clue…

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2015

21

Aug

Kayla Kupcakes Flashes the Judge of the Day

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Susan Surrette, 54, of Fort Lauderdale was arrested on Wednesday for disorderly intoxication.

When Judge John Hurley asked Surrette what she does for employment, she said she works as an escort and porn star named Kayla Kupcakes.

Then She Flashed her tits…and I decided to google her, because any girl who flashes her tits,, whether for a judge or anyone, is my kind of gutter trash crackhead….

I found her porn HERE ….it wasn’t that difficult…

It just reminds me of how digusting some people are, usually from Florida, like she’s the kind of old, weather, stripper looking trailer park garbage that I wouldn’t necessarily want to fuck, but I am totally down to watch her fuck, because it just makes sense…

It also reminds me that not all porn chicks make 1,000,000 dollars a year…and some girls call themselves pornstars, because they get paid 1000 dollars to fuck.

Here’s a previews…

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2015

21

Aug

Couple Caught in a Booth and Other Videos of the Day

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Clueless Pedestrians VS Trains

Drunk Tourist…

Sand Castle Destruction

Idiot VS Subway Door

Motorcycle Slams Parade Girl

Man in Court Attacked by Man He’s Accused of Stabbing

Kid VS Swinging Door

Bus Parkour

Naked on a Bike

Dude Pulls Gun in Store Fight

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

21

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The fact that a wax figure of Nicki Minaj getting more press than you’ll ever get in your lifetime is something that should make you want to kill yourself..

unless you understand that the world sucks, everything can be represented by a silly meme, and we have no need to really live or produce, but rather just consume and distract ourselves with trying to convince girls we don’t know to send nudes, something that’s more and more difficult the less insignificant blogs become…but in my defense, I was never significant…and some girls just want you to see them naked..so it is safe to say…we will all be okay…

Just Breathe…

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Mirror Selfies…
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Anais Pouliot in Lingerie
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Emily Rat Doesn’t Go to the Gym…She’s More into Starving herself and Plastic Surgery
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The Nanny in Leggings
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Duggar’s Wife…is Not Leaving Him….Even Thought He Cheated and fucked His Sister…We Call that a Bitch Who Needs Her Man
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Avengers of Oz
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Just a Boozy Lizard
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Girls in Bikinis
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2015

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is safe to say that Netflix and Chill is going to soon be called Netflix and date rape…

Because sometimes chilling, is more than just chilling, and when dude gets too carried away when he doesn’t get what he’s expected from his “chill”….and feels forced to take it into his own hands…starting the snowball effect that ends up with transporting bags of body parts to some remote area…

On that note – tonight should be Netfilx and Chill for everyone trying to get laid…after the links…

Hot girls Not Wearing Bras
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Cait Jenner May Get Charged with Manslaughter
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Carlson Young in Lingerie
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Bikini Weed Smoking
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Gen Morton Shitty Tits for her shitty Face
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Emma Stone On Set
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Avengers of OZ
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Selena Gomez in a Sweater
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Huge TIts of the Day
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Emily Rat-Cow Slut
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Puppy Trying to Catch Fake Fish
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Ten Facts About the Boogeyman
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Sheila Marquez in Sheer Lingerie
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Babe Celebrating her 18th Birthday
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Rumer Willis
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Psycho Bitch Kicked Off a Flight
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Josh Duggar Admits He’sa Hypocrite
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Seal Escapes a Shark
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Helena Noguerra Naked ina Movie
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Vanessa Hudgens Back
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Hot Bodies at the Beach
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Worst Bikini Video You’ll Ever See
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Girls in a Tight Dress
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Vote DEEZ NUTS for President
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Don’t Fuck with the Mechanic
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Nicki Minaj Wax Figure Porn
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Rosie’s Daughter was with a Heroin Dealer She Met on Tinder…
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Some Babe in a Slutty Bikini
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Things that Bounce
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Cheesy Big Tit Teacher
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Nika is the Hot Stoned Girl…
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Naked Fencing
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Offensive Video of the Day
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Chick Showing Off her Tan Lines
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This is Insane…
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Awesome Denim Designs…
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Just a Girl and a Bed Post
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2015

20

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Short, Chubby Legs of the Day

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So here’s Kylie Jenner, no longer 17, and thus no longer exciting to an America, that as Jared proved, is not allowed to have sex with 17 year old, unless you’re TYGA and the family doesn’t press charges….because when they are 17 and slutty, they are the forbidden fruit…but when they turn 18, the truth comes through…the face tranny, the ass sloppy, even at 18, from being banged out by black dudes who like trannys, while rocking a tranny face, while your bio father is a tranny…

Arguably, a tranny because steroids fucked up his hormone structure leaving him high estrogen, or maybe a diversion to plea insanity in today’s possible “Manslaughter” charges, or maybe he just wants to be in women’s prison….

Arguably, just one more thing to make this Kylie, in all her delusions, slowly move closer to the crazy that is inevitable and that we anxiously await…because if the industry raped Lohan from every angle, destroying her, the least the industry can do is rid the world of this family..it is only fai when life is unfair..

More interestingly, here’s the other Kylie, we call her Kendall, and her Ass in a Bikini flying…

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

20

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Greece of the Day

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The Greek Prime Minister, President or King, who I assume is named George and makes great Souvlaki, just stepped down from his position due to the whole Greece going bankrupt…making it too hard for him moustached face….

So Why not celebrate new beginnings with some Alessandra Ambrosio ass in a bikini in Greece…

Because other than the whole inventing Anal sex, thanks to abundant olive oil…Greece is known for the beaches and what I assume affordable holidays…for multi millionaire models who don’t actual pay for their vacations…

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