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2015

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When does your impotence represent a biological disorder, like a broken dick or low testosterone….or a general lack of interest in life as a whole….or it is just you desensitized because you’ve seen so much porn, nudity, and naked selfies..as well as have had sex with so many hookers…it just takes something creative to get you a boner…you know nudity and sex and voyeurism doesn’t do it for you…you need more…

THe terrifying thing is what that more is…

So today, I suggest masturbating to traditional things…like midgets dressed like clowns sticking juggling balls in their assholes while an elephant sprays them down with water…and/or the girl in leggings picking up dog shit in the dog park…

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Girls with Dark Hair and Light Eyes…
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Big Tits of the Day
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The Best Weather Map Ever
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True Detective to Friends THeme Song
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Kylie Jenner Porn Watch
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Slut of the Day
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Rick Ross is Free to Roam
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Taylor Hill is a Hot Little Slut
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Pam Anderson Picture of the Day
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Dude Saves Some Fucking Wine…Motherfuckers
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Ariel Winter Talks Breasts
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Mirror Selfie….
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2015

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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You’re the first thing I think about in the morning and the last thing I think about at night…

Not because I am a romantic, even though I am a romantic…

But because you update your fucking social media so much that I can’t escape you…

Asshole…

Speaking of assholes…none of the tinder sluts are right swiping me, they are obviously onto me, I feel so alone, so ashamed…where do I recruit new asshole pics being an asshole…it was the hub…

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Girls Who ARen’t in Bras
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Rita Ora Cleavage
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Anna Hathaway Getting Hosed Down….
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Sluts of the Day
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Lamar Odom Surprises a Kardashian at the Gym – But He Shoulda Killed her
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Hooker Emrata Bird Face
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Canadian Guy Makes Epic Political Ad….
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Robert Patison Wedding Pushed Back – Kirsten Steward Still a LEsbian
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Gavin Rossdale Banged a Playboy Playmate in 2002 –
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Cheesy Raver Bitches
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Rihanna See Through
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Eagle VS Drone
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The Weirdest Stock Photos
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Why There Are Dangerous Ingredients in Vaccines
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Breaking Up the Boredom on a Long Drive
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GIFs of things that Bounce
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Heidi Klum’s Cleavage
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People Love Ben Affleck’s Nanny
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Prosthetic Dance Couple
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Ariel Winter’s Breast Reduction
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Amazing Catch..
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Stacy Keibler in Panties
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Melyssa Ford for Black Men Photoshoot
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Laura Prepon in a Tight Dress
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Bill Cosby Blessed Victims With his Semen
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Marlene Favela in a Bikini
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I Wanna Fuck Rihanna
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A Bunch of Redheads
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Taylor Swift LEgs
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This is How You Make a Protein Shake
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Tom Hiddleston as Hank Williams
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Naked Chick in Money…
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2015

Aug

Kylie Jenner 18th Birthday Bikini Bikini of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is on some rich person Birthday tour, because it’s marketable and the family can monetize it, so drag it out as hard as you can, or as hard as black dude drags out her pussy, a pussy that in some of the pics look like it’s been banged the fuck out, as it dangles there despite the wet, tight bathing suit, something we can discuss now that she’s 18….at least that’s what the family claims, but her body and face looks like it’s pushing 40 and belongs in ghetto Miami hip hop videos..

Kylie Jenner is absolutely not interesting, but the hip hop world eats her up, like she eats up Tyga’s cum dripping down her whore leg..

It’s not her fault, it’s family tradition…they’ve scammed the world, mastered self promotion, this is just part of that bullshit….fuckers…with so many tranny faces…polluting our fucking lives…

All this to say, bitch has been 18 for long enough to have filmed and released porn videos, something she looks like she’d be good at, where the fuck are they, why haven’t they been released yet..

Useless trash…but she’s in a bikini…so look…this is her at her best…because it’s all down hill from 18….just ask any bitch you know who isn’t 18…except the ones who were fat at 18 and got fit, those people don’t count…

She’s pretty pumped on it – she even posted to her instagram:

And here and her sister are together – don’t let a bikini opportunity go to waste….

Oh and there’s a TYGA PDA…

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2015

Aug

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Vagina in Elle France of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is the model that Leonardo DiCaprio pretends to fuck because it makes the world think he’s not gay…

Kelly Rohrbach is well aware of this being a great PR strategy for her “modeling” career, that stamp of approval that will lead to more work, or even more rich and famous dudes, who want the pussy Leo theoretically fucked, because it’s a status thing, even though the last thing I’d want to touch is the pussy that Leo fucked, I mean if I was rich, not because I know she’s a gold digging fame whore, all girls are…or because she’s probably got an STD, as everyone’s got fucking STDs especially Hollywood, not that he’s ever fucked her…

But because if you’re rich you can get new pussy…fresh pussy…hotter pussy…

While as a broke, fat, married, mexican, old, Canadian…I figure – I fuck anything that comes my way, and none of it looks quite like this Kelly Rohrbach, but if it did, I’d be down even if I knew she was just a hooker, sure it’s an A-List hooker but still a hooker…in a world where everyone is a hooker…

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2015

Aug

Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day

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I don’t know why I think most of what I watch is some low quality, low budget, ghetto operation….maybe because it is shot on iphone and posted to social media, but this Britney Spears dance video freaks me out. It looks like a medicated stage show from the 80s shot at Disney during their nightly parade…not some Britney Spears….superstar performance….

I guess she’s lost her edge, her relevance, and is now just a slide show churning out performances for money that don’t have any real intensity or excitement, because….she doesn’t…

But maybe I’m wrong, because Skrillex was there to experience this, and he’s pretty relevant…maybe even so relevant he’s producing her next dubstep album, because despite this dance, she’s still Britney Spears and not done yet….

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2015

Aug

Beyonce in Vogue’s September Issue of the Day

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Beyonce terrifies me…

We’ve given her too much money, too much fame, too much power. She thinks she’s still relevant…people think she’s still relevant…and she keeps on doing media, and sexualizing herself, despite being old, tired, and a mom…There is no aging gracefully and bowing out, because once in the game, and accepted by they gays for your level of fabulous, like Cher and Madonna – you just keep on fucking polluting the world with your nonsense…well into your 70s…because you can afford to do this for free…now that you have more money than god…but more importantly, you don’t have to do it for free…as idiots still throw money at you…

Beyonce…is the devils work

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2015

Aug

Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk Beach Porn of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a rumored hooker…..

These pictures tell a different story, that she’s just a romantic, as most soul-less Russians who escaped RUssia via the gayest Soccer player in the history of Soccer, to become a bikini model, as it solidified his story are…

She just love loves, this is a great American love story, of a man…with a lot of money, and fame, who bangs out as many young models as he can, because that’s the benefit of being a famous, rich person girls want to fuck….finding love in one of the rumored hottest half naked bitch in Sports Illustrated…you know they defied all odds to make this union happen…and to make it work….so that they could show the world how much they care about each other as he dries to dig clams out of her cunt on the beach…because he paid her to let him do whatever he wants to do to her…

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2015

Aug

Iris Strubegger Brings the Tits to Marie Claire Italia of the Day

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Iris Strubegger is some tall Austrian model…and she’s showing her tit in Marie Claire Italia, not that showing tits is really that exciting, especially with some female Schwarzenegger looking, strong jawed, Nazi spy looking woman, but…it’s still tits…

I guess the problem with this free the nipple thing is that it’s making tits pretty much everywhere, making them “just another set of tits”…which is probably what the pervert behind Free the Nipple, who wanted to see every girl in the world’s nipple, wanted…

But that’s not a problem, because with every tit, even pics of tits, I find myself wanting to suck them…Feed Me Iris Strubegger…Feed Me…

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2015

Aug

Bella Thorne in a Satanic Ritual of the Day

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The Thornes are a weird, stage family, that if this was the 20s, would be carnival act that tours town to town, but that is instead based in LA, and sent to auditions until one of them got a mainstream gig, allowing the others to embrace their “art” or “craft”…financed by their sister/daughter, the chosen one, Bella Thorne..sacrificed for the benefit of the rest of them…so that they can do hipster photoshoots and ride the name…

So I guess it only makes sense that Bella is posing in some satanic sacrfice temple…probably where they killed that homeless girl, or was it Jon Benet Ramesey for her her powers to create this…

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2015

Aug

17 Year Old Ariel Winter on her Breast Reduction of the Day

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I’ve heard the name Ariel Winter thrown around the last few months, I just assumed she was a pornstar, but I never bothered paying attention to her, because all I saw was some chubby chick with fat tits, who was another one of these new generation Disney Stars, that I usually ignore until they can’t be ignored…

Unlike most of these young girls, this Ariel Winter chick is actually on a pretty huge show, Modern Family, that I’ve never seen, which is why I never heard of her, or realized she’s a household character, in this world oversaturated with household characters, most of whom are just a waste of time social media whores…

Well it turns out that the chubby girl with massive tits is 17 years old, and instead of doing what most 17 year olds with big tits do, that’s self promote aggressively being slutty…

She’s gone out and got a breast reduction, one of her more marketable traits, and dudes are actually mad about this…

I’ve seen at least 5 dudes on my Facebook write “No!,How Could She”…or “Breast Reductions are the Real Terrorist Threat on America”….and I’m thinking she’s some 17 year old, how the fuck do people actually give a fuck about her, because I know I don’t…and even if she was my neighbor I wouldn’t care about her breast reduction, so long as she’s got that pussy…

But then I realize, people live a sad existence and TV is their only hope…

Here’s the quote for her Glamour article..and pics of her smaller 17 year old tits…

“I remember being in my sister’s wedding and being so flat and thinking, ‘I just wish I would grow boobs!’ and then overnight I did. But then they kept growing and growing and growing and it didn’t seem like they were going to stop.”

“I was 15 years old with [size] F [breasts],” recounts Winter.

“It’s like, ‘How do you navigate that?’ It started to hurt so bad that I couldn’t take the pain,”

I guess this is where I am supposed to post a tribute to her tits..because that’s what you’re supposed to do with 17 year olds with breast reductions….but someone did it for me..

Here’s some Sofia Vergara VS Ariel Winter video

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