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2015

31

Jul

Tall, Awkward, Rich, Famous, Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day

In case you were wondering…Jennifer Lawrence looks better naked than in a bikini, or clothed….

You see there was a few years in Jenner Lawrence’s career where I just found her an irritating, overrated, scam of an “actress”, constantly playing an idiot in public, so that when she performed in movies, people would be like “Shit she’s good”…in comparison to her real life retard behavior…

I was like “she’s not even hot, she’s just big and bulky”…

THen she leaked the nudes, and boom, love happened…the weirdo awkward bitch making millions for selling out, while also starring in huge fucking Brad Cooper movies, was amazing nude..she was slutty enough to take nudes…and looked good nude…and I figured there is no way she didn’t leak them herself, in a way to maintain being a victim…

The world moves fast, no one cared a week after they happened, we see porn all day everyday, we don’t need Jennifer Lawrence nude, it’s not the 90s when nude celebs was a thing, because now nude neighbors and girls I went to school with, or who work at the bar nude is what we care about…

So seeing her in a bikini, looking average at best, reminds me…that she should be naked…not clothed…

That’s it.

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2015

31

Jul

Mariah Carey and her Friends is Creepy of the Day

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Here’s a little Mariah Carey hanging out with Bieber..that is one of the creepier pictures because Mariah Carey must be 100 years old…and should be busy hanging out with her Billionaire boyfriends who she gets passed around between, becasue she’s crazy and medicated..making this one of the worst parties, you’d probably want to end in some kind of terrorist attack since you’ve got them all in the once place, but that instead probably ended in a terrorist attack on the people, in the form of shitty music

Interracial!

Here’s her thick mayan neck…

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2015

31

Jul

Gypsy Girls Beaten in France and Other Video of the Day

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Walmart Shopper Gets Caught Leaving Baby in Car

Guy Gets Hit Hard in Subway

Frozen Drunk

Suspect Crashes Police SUV

Human Fireballs

Girl Heroin Going Up Escalator..

Black Guy Begs

Lifeguard Gets Beaten….

Black Man Begs Cincinnati Cops Not to Kill Him…

Guys Dance for Cops..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

31

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am pretty excited about Kylie turning 18 in Montreal, because it poses an interesting opportunity to book her sex tape filming, when she’s as fresh as she can be, I am willing to do it for 5% of the 10s of millions of dollars it will make…

It is the sex tape we all need.

It is the sex tape that her family needs.

It is the family tradition, like winning Olympics…while being a bitch…if the Olympics were having pro athletes run train on you…

Here are some morning links, cuz I was chilling all morning sexting…

Jennifer Beal Tries to Kill Her Dog…
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Wedding Knockout with UFC Commentary
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Kendall Jenner Pumping Gas
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Mirror Selfies…
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Taco Bell in Chicago Will Serve Alcohol….
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Ronda Rousey Feels Like a WOman..
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Charlotte McKInney on What it Takes to Fuck her – Except What it Actually Takes to Fuck Her
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Naked Guy in a Grocery Store
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High Voltage Ejector Bed
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Hot Girls and Sunglasses…
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Morrisey Gets Groped…
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2015

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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This is what I think about social media:

divide and conquer – a way of keeping yourself in a position of power by making the people under you disagree with each other so that they are unable to join together and remove you from your position..

Do you think the internet would be legal if it was actually a free platform for you idiots to share your opinions….it is legal to distract and track your every move.

Idiots.

#MoreLion

#MorePoliceBrutality Videos.

#CelebrityCats….’

Everyone wants a happy ending, except me, i want natural disaster.

My failed pick-up line of the day…was…”you look sad enough to be willing to fuck me, I like that about you…

The highlight of my life…is that I am going to be the unofficial person jumping out of Kylie Jenner’s Birthday cake…

Here are some steplinks…

Kylie Jenner’s 18th Birthday is in Montreal…I am in Montreal…and I Love Kylie Jenner….
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Miley Cyrus GIFs
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Rubiks Cube Winner
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Things that Bounce…
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Naked Guy in the Grocery Store
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Selma Hayek Huge Tits
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Twin Models of the Day
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Lena Dunham Fat Shames Herself
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Donald Trump Breast Pump Shaming
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Slut of the Day
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The Nanny is in Love with Ben Affleck
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Genevieve Morton Instagram
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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James Woods Suing a Twitter Troll
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Mariah Carey is Busty
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Chrissy Teigen Nude Enough
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Pet Rat Tricks
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Joanna Krupa Nude Body Paint for PETA
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Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage
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Columbian Model Smuggling Drugs to China – Gets Caught- May Get Executed
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Betty White on Cecil
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Donald Trump – Breast Pump Shaming
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Kourtney Kardashian – Cleavage
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Charlotte McKinney – Tits for Cosmo
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Sofia Vergara Cleavage….
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Miley and her Fat Sister
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Woody Allen on his “Paternal Relationship” with his wife/daughter
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Roller Coaster Video of the Day
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Kim K’s Body Double…is a Monster
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Video Bomber Scares Reporter
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Columbian Model ina Bikini
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Google Translate App is Insane..
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Some “Celebrity” Sex Pics
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Big Fucking Tits
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Today in Porn GIFS
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WHo Can Hold The Enema Longest
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Two Girls Smoking in the Shed
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Hot Naked Stoner
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Greek Slut
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Get Your Naked News
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Some Babe in her Hotel
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More Pussy than Tinder
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Girl Strips to Get Revenge on Guy
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Dudes Almost Kill a Girl
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Locker Room Smoking Slut
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2015

30

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Ass Picker of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan will never die. She’s proved that her career can die, but this bitch can take an obscene amount of abuse…and still manages to have an ass I’d love to eat, even knowing that it’s tainted, but also that it’s probably never shit, because she’s some cocaine fueled robot with no soul…not that a shitting ass would be a turn off for me eating ass, I’m mean it’s something I deal with everytime I eat ass, and apparently, the ass always wins….I mean…as a general concept…because the fact it’s being eating by me…means it’s actually lost…

To see more pics of LOhan in a bikini CLICK HERE …

But if you’re over her, like the film industry and producers are, here’s her replacement, co-star from Mean Girls, who I assume cast a spell on Lohan when they were in the same room, to either steal Lohan’s career…and/or…do Lohan better than lohan….Amanda Seyfried…in Leggigns…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

30

Jul

Elsa for GQ Magazine Mexico of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is Swedish, yet she’s in GQ Mexico…how’s that make sense? Is this globalization? Or is this just making a girl an international success…

The fact is that she’s disappointing, because before she was a VS model on their promotional tour, she was a nude model, getting naked in fashion editorials that may have had no point, but that involved naked girls, and naked girls, is all the story I need for a fashion editorial, or really any editorial, I grew up jerking off to Playboy, I can appreciate that vibe in the mainstream, more than throat fucking, humiliation, teen porn…I’m wholesome like that…

What I am saying is, these pics aren’t naked enough for a girl who gets naked…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2015

30

Jul

Nina Agdal Has Eats Lipstick and Has No Nipples of the Day

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If you’re wondering what’s new in Nina Agdal, the annoying, loud, drunk, Danish model who I think lives in Miami….despite looking like a retard who shoudl probably live in a retard home…

She’s been eating Lipstick…

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Jul 29, 2015 at 1:58pm PDT

And has no Nipples…

Who cares.

Posted in:SFW

2015

30

Jul

Old Timer 90s Playboy Sluts in Bikinis of the Day

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Reminding us that you can never be too old to wear a bikini for the paparazzi you hire, because you understand your only value in the world, is your physical appearance, and you’ve done everything in your power to continue that into your 50s, despite having countless kids, you’ve been committed….

Here are health advocate Brooke Burke…in a bikini SEE MORE

And ex hooker, Charlie Sheen wife and possible sexual deviant, plastic surgery ridden, Denise Richards… SEE MORE

90s Playboy chicks…living thing good life…and I guess in their defense their tits are only 20 and in their prime…

Posted in:Photos

2015

30

Jul

Miley Cyrus is Naked of theY Day

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This is supposed to be a nude pic of Miley Cyrus…

I would be more into it if her bush was a little more outrageous…trimmed by outrageous..I mean she is one of those armpit hair feminists, that I’d had to find out just does that for impact…

That said, I am a firm believer and lover of bush….and not because I like feminists, or homeless chicks, or obese women who are too lazy to shave…but because it represents EROTICA to me..just get my face in it…and rub that hair all over me…kind of thing…

I am a firm hater of people who think bush is gross, because they’ve been brain washed to think that it is unhygienic, or bush isn’t sexy or erotic, and that bald is beautiful, even though bald is almost just easy to maintain, you just gotta shave it all off..

Now I don’t know if this is Miley, but i’ll assume it is..because this is something she’d put out there…while I’m waiting for her to do something more inspiring…like tranny sex videos…to really shake things up and expose her existence…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus