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Joey King has Nipples of the Day

Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day

Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day

Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day

Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

2015

Jul

RIP MOTHERFUCKER the CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER EDITION Of the Day

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I wonder how many times I said “I hope that fucking asshole from Ed Hardy Dies, so that these loud, trashy, mid 2000s clothes that made him a millionaire a few times over, dressing cheesy coke head women beating assholes in bottle service or the gym dancing to Tiesto…who don’t know they are faggots, because if they did, they would have better taste”….back when Ed Hardy was a thing…

Well he died of cancer, which is less fun and glamorous than a drug overdose in bottle service with his cheesy bros who made his shirts famous…

He was 57 years old and worth over 250 million dollars…because he figured out how to make and market garbage people would eat up…probably from working as a designer for other brands…and realized how he could make a ton of fucking money doing it…so he did…

He created a fucking style, trend and paved the way for assholes everywhere to look in the mirror before going out, flexing and really thinking they looked goood..

All this to say…Ed Hardy will never die…it will forever live in a dark place in my heart…and Christian Audigier had the last laugh becaue you know as well as I know that he probably hated the shirts as much as we did…he just loved every dollar they made him….he turend shit into gold…

RIP Motherfucker

Ed Hardy will never die…Here he is tanned with a model…because #goals…

Ed Hardy will never die…Here’s Ashley Tisdale’s ass in 2008 wearing her Ed Hardy because she was paid to, or maybe because she thought it was cool and has no taste because she’s a robot..

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2015

Jul

Trashy Ariana Grande’s Apology of the DAy

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Here’s Ariana Grande’s apology…”taking responsibility for her actions that she’s so disappointed in herself about because she was filmed without her knowledge and she’s young as still has a lot to learn…by her mistakes…this is going to make her a better person…we all make mistakes….I’m so embarrassed but instead of crawling under a rock I am going to use my voice…to make me more fucking money….”…

I didn’t listen to it, but I can assume it is a media trained approach written by a PR team to “right this wrong”…typical nonsense in popculture…instead of letting these people burn, we let them apologize and eveyrthing goes back to normal because no one actually cares about what she said, we’re too busy taking selfies…and she makes people too much money…so she’ll be fine, this is just “PR SPIN”…to really say it’s ok..

I am not American, but I think an American is allowed to say she hates Americans…even when selling them products…because why the fuck not, it’s the land of the free, let this brat hate on the land of the free because she is free to do so..she’s a citizen, whatever…

Just don’t make her retract her statement…because of Album sales and promoters pulling out on her…unlike all the black dudes she fucks…it’s embarrassing and annoying…they do this all the time…

Let her be herself and have an actual shitty opinion, rather than a collective un-offensive public opinion, it is refreshing that she’s a human…but her uneducated spoiled brat living the American dream as a pop star, because fame is all that really matters in America…is playing a bigger part of American culture than the average person…she’s part of their distraction tools to make you fatter and dumber…NOISE..DISTRACT…DIVIDE…CONQUER…which makes her hating America werid…

I would prefer her to stand by her statements…and let the fans boycott her instead…this attempt to rebuild, fix what she did, when it’s not what she actually thinks…is just more lies…when we want the truth…she still has a problem with the America she hates…no matter how fast she tries to back pedal cuz she sees dollars disappearing.. I hate it…if you offend people stand fucking by it…

What can’t be forgiven is that she licked that donut, making me doubt the cleanliness of donut shops and buffets everywhere…GERMS!! Disgusting…pig of a girl…

No more apologies…

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2015

Jul

Rachel Leigh Cook in a Bikini of the Day

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Remember Rachel Leigh Cook? Either do I, but apparently one of her loyal fans does and still follower her on the internet…and apparently she’s one of these three girls..I just have no idea which one…because being the love interest in late 90s romantic comedies or teen comedies…doens’t make someone memorable to me, but in my defense, I don’t remember much about anything…it amazes me when I am out in public wearing pants or matching shoes…it happens most of the time…but every time I’m like “how did that happen”…

I guess what I am saying is that I am dead on the inside…like LeAnn Rimes…who also posted a bikini pic…and who I do remember….because she never seems to disappear…

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2015

Jul

Kylie Jenner Amazing for Snapchat of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is probably the most damaged of the Kardashians….

The older 3 or 4 were adults when Kim’s sex tape came out before the TV shit happened….so they lived a relatively normal rich kid life in the 80s and 90s…as these trashy LA rich kids did…

But this one is the bottom of the barrel…the last in a line of shit…the one who the family was too busy to pay attention to when she was in her formative years, you know traveling, making money, being famous…

This one knows nothing but the weird Truman show life they created. The fake relationships, the dad becoming a woman, the family becoming rich as fuck scamming the world…and she is just another fucking prop…and only 17..

At least the other Jenner/Kardashian…Kendall…who is only a couple of years older than this one…but she’s still smart enough to go the route of instagram model…who books campaigns for Calvin Klein, while this one has gone hip hop video vixen…pretty much what Kim Kardashian looks like but is too rich to be…

This one is more of a Junior version of her brother-in-law’s ex Amber Rose…and she’s practicing her twerk…I guess this hip hop, big ass trend is the what the young people are into..the get fucked by old tranny fucking rappers….because that’s what her sisters do…and it turns out it is fun on snapchat…

Either way, very trashy for a rich girl. She should just rebel from the family, get educated and do good in the world..there is already enough vapid, attention seeking trash at that dinner table…thanks to having a whore mother with a dream…and a vagina willing to make that dream happen..

All this to say, teen tits in revealing clothing from snapchat..and she seems to have some race identity issues, seeing as her family is like the UN and she has no identity, I get it…but she looks light skinned, not white as fuck Jenner…weird.

And one more…

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2015

Jul

Genevieve Morton Sneaks a Nipple on Instagram of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is the not very famous bikini model from South Africa, who I guess gets some consistent work thanks to SI becasue she is one of the veterans from Sports Illustrated Swim.

She had a window of opportunity as their busty blonde, but America is Patriotic and went for their own Kate Upton, leaving Genevieve in the dust…

I am a Sports Illustrated model hater, but not a Genevieve Morton Hater, I think she funny….

But I find the other Sports Illustrated models all pretty low quality, over rated, not really relevant in the grand scheme of the world, not what they used to be in the 70s and 80s, when actually the hottest of models, while these ones are just girls that the men’s sites like, because they have tits and are told they are amazing…..over and over again…

I really think the only value of being in Sports Illustrated is luring in really rich guys and charging them more for escorting…

I also think that there are a million, maybe more, amazing girls in bikinis on Instagram who are less obnoxious, less overpriced, and willing to hang…so why deal with phoney models…like Chrissy Teigen…who you may know as the girl drawing attention to herself for showing off her old lady tits on instagram, that must be paid for by instagram marketing…

Well, Genevieve is a less offensive Sports Illustrated model, she’s a little more subtle in her branding, and in her posting her nipples on social media, but she still is doing it….which is a good thing…

It was her birthday yesterday….not quite 18 anymore, but still busty and a good time….which I guess is what matters…

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2015

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence Tits Sing Cher of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence showed off her tits for Conan, because her tits are awesome and have reinvented her as a performer, who I assume doesn’t like to break her work down to tits, but rather just raw talent, even though we all know that acting doesn’t require talent, it just requires someone willing to be enough of a self-involved, narcissistic asshole, who likes to look at themselves in the mirror as they rehearse their lines..I am not saying that as a bitter failed actor, I am saying that as someone who has lied his way through life, Oscar winning performances to get pussy,…and I know doing it on camera would just require a little bit of thinking what I am doing is important, when I am too busy trying to take the panties off with my mouth…you know part of the lie that got me in this situation..

That said, she’s celebrated, she’s award winning, she’s rich…but what matters is her tits we saw in the hacked pics…because they were big enough, young, and bouncy…the kind of tits that are so good that they would make a bitch love herself enough to be that narcissistic asshole who thinks she’s got raw acting talent..allowing her to continue with her lie…

Public Cowboy Threesome in Calgary and Other Videos of the Day

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UPS Driver Kicks Dog and pushes Owner

Driver VS Pedestrian

Woman Pulls Down Pants to Fight Off Cops

Naked Man and a Draw Bridge

Explosion in China

Catapult Ride Fail

Guy VS Audi in Russia…

Cat VS Dog

Shitting in a Box

Girl Freaks Out Because Battery Dies on Phone

Sleepy Dog

Circus Fail….Crazy…

Smile for the Camera!

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2015

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent part of my night watching a group of running women run the track…all wearing skimpy shorts…all in neeed of that run..but still worth watching in slow motion, because the fat ones, with the fat tits, have the most jiggles…

It turns out that as lovely as suburban tits are, I prefer ghetto, drug addicted, homeless hookers..squealing in some drug stupor…they are more exciting.

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Public Threesome…in Clagary
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Natalie Portman in Harper’s
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Charlotte McKInney Topless
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Emrata Birdface in a Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence Busts Out Cher for Conan
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Jennifer Lawrence at Comicon…
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One Woman Jurassic World Parody
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Lawyer Says Teacher Had Sex With Student is a Victimless Crime
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2015

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The last 10 years I’ve spent at least an hour in a park in the summer, but one if the ass in skimpy shorts tanning is good enough for me to stare at until they feel awkward and get up and leave…

What I’ve realized is that girls in Canada just aren’t as hot bodied as girls in Miami or LA at the beach…but I can still find an ass to creep out..

I’ve also realized that having a small dick makes getting public erections far less embarrassing or a liability to get arrested as a sexual predator..

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Teen Girl with Downs Syndrome Lands Modeling Gig
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The Dude from the Donut Shop Pressing Charges AGainst Ariana Grande is Amazing
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Chrissy Teigen Still See Through
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Khloe Kardashian Licking Kendall of the Day
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Danica Patrick FLexing
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Katie Holmes Walking the Streets of New York
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Slut of the Day
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Kendall Jenner in Jeans
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Reese and Sofia Vergara Hate Each Other
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DJ Troll’s Retard Crowd
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Ashley Benson’s Snapchat GIF
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Shark Advice…
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Girls in Sunglasses
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Hey Ladies, Jon Hamm Cock is Single
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Paula Deen’s Son in Brown Face Makes Me Laugh
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Sophia Bush for her 50th Bday…
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Dude Drugged His Girlfriend to Play Videogames
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Selena Gomez Tits
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Amber Heard is Showing Some Skin
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Chris Hemsworth on a Horse
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Chicago Beer Pong Shooting
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Disney Trailer Mash Up…
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DJ Troll’s Retard Crowd
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Man Punches Cougar to Save Dog’s Life
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MTV is Doing a Show on Being White in America…
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Conan’s Mad Max Parody
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Claudia Romani NIp Slip
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Rita Ora’s Nipple
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Dianna Agron Reflective Tit of the Day
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Ellie GOulding Nipples
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Teen Slang For Adults
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Bill Murray at the John Deer Classic
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Brtitney Palmer Almost Got Murdered
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Claudia Jordan in a Bikini
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Doutzen Kroes back at an Event
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Michael Douglas Says There ARe No More Manly Men in Hollywood
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Jodie Sweetin’s Leather Pants
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Nina Agdal Topless on the Beach
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10 Hour “Smells Like Teen Spirit” Shovel Loop
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Rita Ora Red Dress
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Irina Shayk in a Yellow Dress
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Kanye Gives Scott Disick Advice
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Jessica Alba’s Hot Body…
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Greek Celebrity Slut of the Day
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Leo Collects Art Like He Collects Models
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Charli Xcx –
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Samantha Hoopes Naked in the Tub
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The Royals Take a Picture Without Diana’s Son with the Bodyguard they Raised as their Own
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Matt McGorry Frees the Nipple
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Change the Name of Cracker Barrel Because it is Racist
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Slutty Elliptical Workout
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Shark Tries to Eat People
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Crazy Bitch Jumps into Croc Enclosure
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Midget of the Day
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Girl Smoking a Bong in Sheer Panties…
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Boyfriend Can’t Handle Piercing
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Girl Eats a Popsicle
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Unhappy Mail Man
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Dildo Skills
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Dildo Dildo
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Alicia Witt Nude Scenes
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2015

Jul

Khloe Kardashian Licking Kendall Jenner of the Day

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It is debatable whether Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner are the same species. She’s teh ALF of the family, you know the one who they pretend the mom shat out, when really they found her in a field out back in a broken spaceship they decided to raise her as their own and morph her into as close to a human as they can…because they themselves aren’t human…making this licking her sister in the gym not quite incest fetish…but just weirdness…you know kind of like a Duggar situation where fingers went inside the hole when changing baby Kendall diapers because big Khloe didn’t know better, but the older instagram friendly version…

I guess…they are all just BFFs…as they bullshit America….with their web of lies..including but not limited to Scott Disick cheating on Kourtney with a girl named Chloe who they are slaughtering, even though Scott parties without Kourtney always, and is only with her for the business, but the public can’t help but believe this lie…I guess because they are both dumb, and choose to ignore reality while living in the Kardashian’s scripted truman show reality…

Look at these comments…

Now look at big Khloe’s ass:

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