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2015

23

Jun

Bella and Gigi Hadid Legs for V of the Day

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If I was a billionaire father….I’d be really proud of my daughters for taking their opportunities to pose in lingerie together in a magazine, that may be categorized as a fashion magazine, but that looks like softcore porn to me, and in case you didn’t know, I’m categorized as an Adult site, so I know softcore porn when I see it…and when the models are sisters…who share at least their mother…who some model the dad knocked up, as a billionaire, because that’s what billionaires do….and still do…

You know, she could be an actress, a lawyer, a doctor…she could own a brand, launch an app…but instead she was an instagram model…turned “model”….now trying to make her sister as famous as her…but doing sister fetish shit…because sisters who get naked or half naked together…excite people…almost as much as when one sits on your face and the other rides you reverse cowgirl..

Rich and trashy…awesome.

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

23

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

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Apparently…Alessandra Ambrosio…wore a bikini…

She’s a bikini model…This is what she’s supposed to be doing…

I mean it’s all she knows…and even at 35, far too old to be in a bikini…and a mom of two…far too many kids to be in a bikini…she still pulls it off…but I think it’s safe to say she could throw in the towel..and sit on her money and husband who I assume is rich money…and these paparazzi cries for attention seem a little desperate…

I guess this is a free glimpse into what she once got paid millions a year for…

I am more interested in a doctor’s diagnosis for the pimple looking bumps on her ass…could it be the LA strain of herpes, or is it just bugs…or is is just scars from Coke filled South American sex parties…

I’ll never know.

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2015

23

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is a Model of the Day

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If I was a brand, I would use Lindsay Lohan for all my campaigns, and not just because I am obsessed with Lindsay Lohan and everything she represents…from broken little child star whored out by her evil parents, to an addict and crazy person, who was capable of being a crazy person, because she’s rich as fuck…or was rich as fuck…not to mention, she’s got rockin’ tits…

I would use her as my model, because she’s probably terribly affordable for the reach she still has, because she’s Lindsay Lohan…a star for life…and more importantly…my favorite person who I want to get herpes from…by testing her vagina out like I was a driving test examiner…and she was Lindsay Lohan’s vagina…

Either way…my kind of broken down model I want to ride my fave..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

23

Jun

Mariah Carey Nipples of the Day

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Mariah Carey…is in Italy hanging with billionaires who fist fight other billionaires over Miranda Kerr, her boyfriend Brett Ratner, and some dude named Kevin Tsujihara who is the CEO of Warner Brothers…because I guess she’s Mariah Carey and only likes the smell of money in her presence, which isn’t something exclusive to Mariah Carey, as so many girls who have the same ego as Mariah Carey, I’m talking sluts on my instagram with millions of followers because they post tit pics…who only hang with rich guys…at least Mariah Carey comes from an era where you had to be good to be cared about, not just an instagram personality…and I figure as long as she’s showing off her hard nipples in a bikini, even in her 40s as a mom, she’s doing ok by my standards, which are very low….

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She’s built like a tank…but she’s got nipples ready to be milked…

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Posted in:Mariah Carey|NSFW

2015

23

Jun

Nikki Cox for Social Media of the Day

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Nikki Cox is some clown-faced, bad plastic surgery, looks like the cat lady, and/or every stripper and porn chick, and rich LA wife, who think Plastic surgery looks anything but trashy, desperate and unattractive….

I don’t understand why these sluts do it, but I think it has something to do with why I only like fucking girls who are under 30 and not trying to get themselves at that Kim Kardashian level of phony, because they know it’s disgusting…

It’s like these twats can’t age gracefully, because they are hookers…and hookers only know sucking dick…and staying desirable, or even turning into a novelty act, I guess gives them comfort when they’re vanity ends up looking like halloween…

She was cute in the early 90s…now she’s just some tranny monster…but at least she gets topless on social media..I”m surprised she doesn’t get fully naked in gangbang porn…I mean, she’s already got the name for it…

Posted in:Nikki Cox|SFW

2015

23

Jun

Monika Jagaciak Naked Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name is “Jac”, these pictures are by Johan Lindeberg….who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume is a good enough photographer to have models like Monika Jagaciak shoot with him, not that that’s saying much…models are interchangeable and work very little and constantly look for stuff for their portfolio in hopes of it going viral so that they get the gig…you know blow the booking agent away so that they give her the work instead of some other immigrant stealing American jobs…

She’s now locked down her Victoria’s Secret angel contract, after years of doing work for them, so until recently, she’s done random nude work…that wasn’t actually work. I asusme this is some of that..but could be fresh…

I don’t trust anything Victoria’s Secret does..those manipulative bastards with their Billion dollar brands…

Posted in:Monika Jagaciak|NSFW

2015

23

Jun

Alexis Ren Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Alexis Ren is an aspiring model, who I guess gets work thanks to being an instagram celebrity…

She’s got millions of followers all thanks to being half of a young, aspirational #relationship #goals hash tag..

The figurehead or spokesperson of “hot relationship”…who milk the position by producing cheesy fucking pictures together…half naked…in love…even though we all know she’ll fuck the first dude who comes along with a job for her…that she got from leveraging this act…but both these kids won’t break up – it’s too lucrative to stay together for the fans..

But she has a great fucking fit fucking body….

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2015

23

Jun

Girl Stripped for Sleeping with Another Woman’s Man and Other Videos of the Day

The Cat Who Hitched a Ride

Model Eats 10 Filet O Fish Burgers….

Fox & Friends Axe a Man…

Porn Movie Shown on Big Screen…in Public…

Tom Hanks VS Autistic Fan

Prosthetic Leg on a Flamingo

Police VS Man with a Knife

Two Old Men Fight…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

23

Jun

Paris Hilton Did Interview Germany of the Day

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Here’s further proof that Germany has no taste when it comes to talent, because they gave Paris Hilton media attention like she matters….unless she paid for them to do this, or some dude who always wanted to shit on her, as germans do, did this to get the chance to shit on her…or maybe…it’s actually their pragmatic humor, where they feature her to mock American Royalty…you know to give them something to grin to, as germans never laugh…

Either way, all nations can agree that Paris Hilton is useless…whether rich, or getitng paid a lot by rich arabs to DJ or not, she’s useless…but we’d all still let her sit on our face…or as the germans do…shit on her face…

Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2015

23

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about being below average in all things you do…makes for very little responsibility to anyone or anything…which makes your days pretty empty as you coast through life until you die…

So today’s objective….be below average in all you do. Never quite hit big. The private jets, mansions and hookers who aren’t hookers are great…but in order to get them you have to actually do something…and why do something when you don’t have to…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Diddy Got Arrested for a Kettlebell Attack
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White Woman Caught Lying About Being Beaten by Black Man
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Fish Plays Fetch Like a Dog..
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Kids Dump breakfast on their Father for Father’s Day
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Happy Girls…
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Mariah Carey’s Nipple
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Seal Gets Fright
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Adam Sandler Tried to Get Rose McGowan to Wear Cleavage Shirt for His New Movie Casting Couch…
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Girls Tug on Clothes
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Why Tomatoes Are Fruits and Strawberries are Berries
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Some New Janet Jackson Slow Jam
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Mexican Reporter….
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Hugh Hefner Calls Holly Madison an Attention Seeker
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10 Most Controversial Movies
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