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2015

24

Jun

Louise Mikkelsen Nipples for GLamcult of the Day

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Louise Mikkelsen is a Danish model, who may not be as good as a cheese danish, or a cheery danish, or really any danish, because this diabetic motherfucker loves baked goods more than up and coming models who get topless whenever they can because it gets them noticed in the industry and may lead to solid work for them….there are just so many of them, all interchangeable, and none of them willing to sit on my face, rocking their hips back and forth until squirt…so it’s like a bunch of useless tits that I can’t fuck with…but you can never have too many Danishes, the baked goods version, because I can and will fill my face up with that shit….and while I do, here’s some model tit…

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2015

24

Jun

Samantha Hoops is a Bikini Model of the Day

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I always defend the rumors that Samantha Hoopes is a 25,000 dollar a night hooker…like most of the Sports Illustrated models who barely make money thanks to being a Sports Illustrated model, as leveraging a Sports Illustrated model, doesn’t always convert to dollars…

Because, I am pretty sure we are all 25,000 dollar a night hookers…even millionaires, would be idiots to not fuck someone for 25,000 dollars, it’s easy cash/money, that can buy lots of nice things, and it’s really just sex, people do that for free all the time…

All this to say, Samantha Hoopes, I got you….and here she is in some bikini shoot, with her big tits, and 45 year old face, because we love her..and by we, I mean me.

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2015

24

Jun

Brooke Burke and her Daughter of the Day

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I talk shit on every celebrity and model, it is what I do to get accepted into their bullshit, vapid, suck up community…because apparently everyone loves when people shit talk them, especially Emily Ratajkowski…and other insecure cunts who know they don’t deserve the fame they’ve got…

That said, Brooke Burke is one of those non-celebrities, that I’ve actually got hate mail because of something I wrote on her…I’ve had my site hacked cuz of her…and I was so confused because she’s Brooke Burke, a bikini, possibly playboy bootleg Carmen Electra looking trash who is only known for being the fit bust tiny thing that was popular in the late 90s…she hosted a TV show where she traveled the world in a bikini going to lame parties.. yet people fucking care…

I guess like the den mother, she’s called the paparazzi, to show her daughter how it works…I’ve seen this happen in strip clubs and whore houses, where mom wants daughter to achieve greatness…and never to young to learn how it works..and if it involves mom/daughter in bikinis, especially when mom is a bit of a slut, good things happen…

I think the daughter is 15, so don’t look at her…just think of what is to come in 3 years when she’s figured out the system and leveraging her mom’s contacts, without having to put out like her mom did, to be a better bikini model than her mom every was, because her mom laid down the groudwork for her to be the best…

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2015

24

Jun

Chloe Moretz Has a New Tattoo of the Day

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The rumor is that this is Chloe Moretz…some girl from some comic book movie that secured herself with fans for life thanks to that comic book movie because people who are into comic book movies…or comics in general are obsessive socially awkward sexually frustrated weirdos who never give up…they are the reason Star Trek conventions exist….and possibly the reason technology exists, but I like to think that is from negotiations with aliens…

That said, this is supposed to be her new tattoo…and if it is, she’s a fucking idiot. There’s nothing more disgusting than a girl polluted by tattoos…the only thing interesting about tattooes is distraction from average looks, and if you’re under 25 and missed the whole tattoo movement…it’s probably best to stay pure…it’s substantially sexier like that…and that’s a scientific fact so don’t try arguing with me….

I guess it isn’t her…but these are her panties…

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2015

24

Jun

Katy Perry’s Belly on a Yacht Party of the Day

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Katy Perry is having a yacht party on the Zaliv III that you can see pics of HERE where I guess she’s celebrating her pregnancy, because based on the look of her jumping off the tail end of this boat that is probably costing someone 200,000 dollars a week for this party, all I see is her gut….which may be hot to some of you into the whole ready to drop porn, or those of you into fucking fat chicks because they come with Yacht parties, and the truth is, Katy Perry’s not all that bad…she doesn’t offend me..she’s just trying to have a good time and made herself famous as fuck to do it…she could have, and I would argue should have been a one hit wonder with I Kissed a Girl…yet she has sustained and that’s more than I can say for most people…especially when she isn’t even that good….

Here’s the dramatic showing off her yacht video…

A video posted by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Jun 20, 2015 at 11:50pm PDT

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2015

24

Jun

Maria Menounos in Bikinis of the Day

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Maria Menounos posted a picture of herself in a bikini…and you probably shouldn’t care, because as a greek girl, her asshole is what actually matters…she uses it as her vagina…

I mean you shouldn’t care because this is Maria Menounos, who was just a host on some shitty network GOSSIP show on TV every night…I’m talking low level tabloid shit that you shouldn’t watch, unless maybe you’re a depressing, on disability fuck, who is into her mouth telling them nonsense as they eat their processed food in their trailer park in some shitty middle american town…which coincidentally is probably you.

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2015

24

Jun

Lady Gaga is the Easter Bunny of the Day

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Easter’s come early this year…and it looks like it smells like shit….

Lady Gaga is a modern day circus freak, who has played up being a circus freak, because being a circus freak, even for circus freaks, was a good thing for freaks, as it validated their existence, when before being a circus freak, they were just freaks shunned in the corner…

So now the ugly girl who took music classes because no one wanted to be friends with her, has all the friends in the world…but deep down she knows..they just use her for her celebrity…and that her celebrity only exists in part due to her…but isn’t representative of the real her…

She’s a fake, and too bad…she continues to exist…

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2015

24

Jun

Nina Agdal’s Riding an Inflatable of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some drunk Florida based hooker, who pretends she’s a bikini model, but is more of a party girl who fucks with rich dudes…and apparently inflatables, in what some of you may really find hot, possibly because of her tight bikini body and retard face, because you know when you find a retard with a good body, the chances of fucking her are higher than a girl who doesn’t have downs…or maybe because you’re one of those weirdos who likes rubbing against that inflated plastic…shaped like an marine mammal.. so hot…except for the Nina Agdal retard head…ruining everything because she ruins everything…

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2015

24

Jun

Martha Hunt Dressed Like a Man Porn for Hugo Boss of the Day

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Everyone gets so excited about Bruce Jenner finally being sociably acceptable to fuck, you know it makes jerking off to his pretty face back when he was on the cereal box, far more justified…you weren’t a gay kid, you were just predicting a future woman…

So why not get excited for Martha Hunt, one of the better, hotter, models fully clothed, dressed like a man, because who the fuck wants to see her naked and in a bikini…thanks Hugo Boss for this androgyny…