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2015

13

Jul

People are Excited by Mick Foley’s Daughter of the Day

I have been seeing the name Noelle Foley pop up on a bunch of websites the last couple of days, because apparently she’s the “instagram” model daughter of some wrestler or wrestling legend named Mick Folley, who I guess people who like Wrestling, and used to get boners for her dad, are pretty happy to see he has a daughter they can jerk off to, so that they feel less like faggots who watch men grind each other in spandex for make-belief….

Anyway, I figured I’d do my investigative journalism and visit the girl Noelle Foley’s instagram to see just what kind of instagram model she is…

Turns our, a pretty fucking bad one, and luckily for her, she has her Dad’s fan base to make her feel relevant…and they will, because they are a simple people who just need fake blonde hair and tits to get off…that’s probably why she works in wrestling, no one else wants her….

Her pictures look like shit, she needs a photographer, or lessons in selfie, I know 18 year old girls who don’t want to be instagram models who are better than this, she looks like the kind of stripper who her wrestling groupie mom probably is, you know as wrestlers don’t really attract the babes…but they do attract the cheesy stripper implants…they go hand in hand…

That’s all I have to say about this scam garbage…

Posted in:Noelle Foley|SFW

2015

13

Jul

stepGIRLS VS Creepstreet of the Day

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I am going to assume you don’t read this site….

I am going to assume that you’ve never heard of this site…and just kind of landed on here accidentally…

I am going to assume that you’re not even reading this…..

But I will tell you that we do this thing called @step_girls , which is pretty much a lot of amazing girls and photographers coming together, sometimes literally, to create some fun half naked photoshoots, because girls like getting glam-ed up, and we like documenting it….

Sometimes we go head to head…but don’t give each other head…because that would be too gay for our gay friendly but don’t want dicks in our mouth ways.. with pretty fucking cool brand @creepstreet which is less of a VS and more of a we’re all winners and doing this together….

The model’s name is @thejessieleee and you should fall in love with her.

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2015

13

Jul

Girl Pees on Floor and Other Videos of the Day

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Dog Waits for the Light to Turn Green

Fuck these Assholes With Circus Elephants…It Makes me Mad

Mexican Fist Fight…

I always take sides with the Bull

UFO Sighting of the Day

Naked Guy on PCP

Russian Taxi Driver Runs over an 11 Month Old in a PRAM and Doesn’t Stop

Mini Pig Trapped in a Door

Weird Old Dude Throws Himself into a Brawl

Lobster Fail

Elvis at a Confederate Flag Parade

What the Fuck…Shooting in a Businessman Rivalry is Fucked…

Drive By Shooting in D.C.

Cat Gets Revived

Dancing Seagull

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

13

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would say that life, whether in the summer or not, is not that exciting when you’re a hermit who never leaves your house, and just sits on your encrusted, soiled disgusting couch waiting for either death or something interesting to happen is depressing…

But, I get too many nudes to notice…because nudes are the only activity worth doing, especially with other people…

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This is Miss USA
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Pheobe Price is Amazing at Comic Con
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Bryan Cranston’s Yo Momma Joke…and Drops Mic
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Miley Cyrus’ Tongue Has a Yeast Infection…Due to Lesbianism
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People are Awesome – Debatable – But Here’s the Video
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Girls in Selfies
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Some 1 Year Old doing “The Whip”
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Batman VS Superman…
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Thigh Gaps are Hot
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Bat Dog of the Day
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2015

12

Jul

Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day

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I still think the best Verne Troyer moment was when he was pulling his Turkey….no…that’s not code for midget jerking off…her was actually pulling a fucking turkey..

But seeing him drunk and falling into the club owner’s arms in Miami recently is worth watching…because everyone likes a freakish dwarf with a hooker and alcohol problem in his element…because you know that he’s crawled into a girl’s pussy at least once and that in and of itself is magic…and I believe in magic…

Posted in:SFW|Verne Troyer

2015

12

Jul

Is the troll being used as a diversion from Taylor Swift’s camel toe? of the Day

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THe question is….

Does Taylor Swift collect people she has respect for. You know she wants to surround herself by people she is impressed by or who she finds interesting….or does Taylor Swift collect people so that from a marketing perspective she looks important….like the person to be friends with….or does Taylor Swift collect people because she didn’t have friends going out and now she can have any friends she wants….and the exciting thing about these friends is that she can manupulate them like real life barbies…

Or…does Taylor Swift want to be a model, and likes showing off her legs against the legs of all these Victoria’s Secret models… Or are these people just latching onto Taylor Swift because she’s famous and increases their profile?

She’s the focal point / centre of attention amongst people that the media talk about…making her more important….she’s got the #squad everyone wants to be part of, and she’s the most powerful act right now…so this is all marketing…if she wanted to be a model, she could be….she just wants to be the most relevant, talked about person…who gets more money than any model ever gets to endorse product..

I don’t have the answers, I just know Lena Dunham, or trying to understand what species Lena Dunham is, distracts me from Taylor Swift’s cameltoe…it must be intentional…

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

12

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Look Like Shit in a Bikini of the Day

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We all know that Lindsay Lohan looks like shit and that the only market that cares about her is the Arab Market, which I guess she’s converting to, because oil money can finance her life, and arab money love celebrity hookers, and Paris Hilton, to shit on in their palaces in Dubai, at least that’s what an instagram model who was flown to Dubai a few times told me when I asked if the rumors were true…

Girls with no self respect and a love for fancy things fit in perfectly in places where men pay them to do dity fucking things….not to say all Arab dudes shit on girls, just to say if you’re bankrolling Lohan, or interested in having her around, you might as well shit on her….just because you can….she’s Lindsay Lohan, ex Hollywood star who did 5 or less movies…who people only care about for the novelty…

She’s done, expired, over…and as much as I want to believe she has a comeback tour in her, you know an Oscar win,she’s too fucking crazy to pull it off.

Fuck Lohan, she’s the worst and her tits, the one thing I believed in in this cold dark world are done, look like shit, and I guess a reminder that all good things come to an end…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian New Sex Tape of the Day

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It’s so hard to confirm or deny the rumors that Kim Kardashian has a sex tape that was filmed with or during her first marriage, that I think was to a white dude, before the show ever happened….but I don’t really see why anyone would care about Kim Kardashian getting fucked a decade ago a second time…It’s like we’ve seen this one trick wonder and what fucking on camera has done for her…and we have seen that she has no fucking soul and would release something like this, because why not, she likes people jerking off to her fuck, it feels good now that she has everything else in the world…

She’s a pile of shit of a person, and even if the above screenshot is her, and it could be…but it could also be 90 percent of girls on Instagram with their face injections who look like Kim Kardashian…when all the world needs to see is her sex tape to be more of a murder suicide tape…get rid of her..

Here are the rest of her pics for “System Magazine”…with nipples…because anything for attention.

Posted in:Kim KArdahians

2015

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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If Midgets were like fat chicks, there would be a lot more midget models…protesting how the world it made for tall people, giving unrealistic expectations for the midget, as the midget can never amount to be someone over 5 feet tall, no matter how hard they try…

Because midgets aren’t as annoying as fat chicks…\

But the good news is fat chicks are just angry because dudes don’t treat them with respect, we just take the blowjob and run, unless we fuck up and get locked down with one…who is either disguised as a skinny chick before getting comfortable…or a pushy fat chick, as some are, because not all are the shy, broken fat chick you want them to be..

That said, go out there this weekend and get a fat chick and remember, I am an institution not institutionalized…

I am still devastated by the end of Ed Hardy, but brought hope by Kylie Jenner’s identity crisis…trans is a family thing…all smeared in Feces…not racist cuz she bangs black guys…making black face ok…

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Drake’s New Video is Weird
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Alexis Renin a Bikini
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Mirror Selfies
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Sharks in an Underwater Volcano
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Ariana Grande’s Apology….
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Jared from Subway Said “Middle School Girls are Hot”
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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The Next UFC Champion Chick
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Fame Whore Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Ass Flash
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Jen Selter’s Ass
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Sienna Miller in a White Outfit
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The Sexiest Calvin Klein Ads of All Time
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Hot Asians
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Victoria Justice Midriff
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UFC Chicks by the Pool
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Selena Gomez in Shorts
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Slut of the Day
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Natalia Vodianova in L
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100 Years of American Men’s Fashion
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Karrueche Tran’s Ass in JEans
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Elsa Hosk Tits
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Seven Unexpected Ways to Chop an Onion
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Demi Lovato Cleavage
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Elizabeth Gillies Whore Photoshoot
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Not Single
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Dog Steals Hose and Sprays Owner
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Scary Amusement Park Fail
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Rachel Hunter Pokies
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Man Mad About his Wife’s Sex Toy
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Jennifer Lawrence Comicon
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Kids Taste Kimchi
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Monica Cruz’s Bikini on Vacation
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Slutty K-Pop Looking Act of the Day
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Wet Chicks
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TOP TIT-TO-TIT Scenes in Movies
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Asian Girl Tortured by Sea Food
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Pammie Lee Hot Trimmed Bush
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No Pants Dance
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Crushing Video
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Slutty Elliptical Workout
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Shark Tries to Eat People
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Crazy Bitch Jumps into Croc Enclosure
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Midget of the Day
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Girl Smoking a Bong in Sheer Panties…
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Boyfriend Can’t Handle Piercing
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Girl Eats a Popsicle
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Unhappy Mail Man
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Dildo Skills
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Dildo Dildo
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More Big Tits
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Some Paz Vega
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Alicia Witt Nude Scenes
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2015

10

Jul