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2015

13

Jul

Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16….shit

She’s 6 foot tall, 32, and I guess still trying to prove that not all 6 foot tall Brazilians have penises…it’s her life work…

There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…even if it seems to have been a lifetime ago…

But she doesn’t seem to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….because it requires very little talent, anyone can do it, just check out instagram, it’s easy…and one of the worlds best scams before instagram overthrew it…

Now all we need to do is prove that acting is a scam, and my work here will be done…and what better way to wait for that to happen than to look at old, tall model tits with nipples for a magazine…like it was 14 years ago…

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2015

13

Jul

Nicky Hilton Wedding Upskirt of the Day

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Apparently Nicky Hilton got married this past weekend, I can assume no one cared, there was no real buzz around it, because she’s always been the quiet, less interesting sister in the shadow of her evil sister Paris, but I guess that doesn’t mean she couldn’t take a lesson from her sister, in one last attempt to make some noise and say “Hey Look At Me”…since she know the wedding alone wasn’t good enough….so she flashed her panties in typical Hilton fashion…only I guess in Paris’ case,her panties are more toxic and sometimes made of labia…..

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2015

13

Jul

Ashley Tisdale is Slutty for Some Photoshoot of the DAy

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Ashley Tisdale is a girl I’ve slandered for a long time and I really had no reason for it…I guess I just feel the need to slander girls who are over-celebrated, when I don’t think they deserve to be celebrated…..like when I looked at her face years ago and saw her win a Teen Choice award or an MTV award….or maybe it was an Oscar for her great acting…and for being “the hottest girl of the year”…and I just said “attack these media lies”….you see I don’t go after big pharma, or corporations, or even Facebook for distracting and dividing us so that we don’t make progress in the world, or have the government admit to Aliens..I go after actors who I don’t find hot…but who win awards for being hot…because that’s a nobel fight worth fighting…right?

Well, it turns out that making fun of her was just a shitty, boring angle, when I should just stare at her little tits…because who cares about a bad face if the girl isn’t fat…Words of wisdom to live by…

All this to say…this is the kind of work I think all girls should partake in…

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2015

13

Jul

Charlotte McKinney Going to the Gym of the Day

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Everyone’s favorite bootleg hooters girls from South Florida with the tits…was working out for the Paparazzi, because she’s at the level of famous that call the paparazzi, it’s the only way she has managed to get to this level of relevance…which is really not any level of relevance…if you ask anyone…they probably won’t know who she is…unless they are white trash who watch Dancing with the Stars…or dudes who visit sites like this…who like really big tits…tits so big that they make her garbage face disappear…

She has done very little career wise, she wasn’t a star when Dancing With the Stars Cast her, it was just part of the lie that she is probably paying someone whether through sex or through sex…to set up for her..

This set up for the paparazzi is so fucking weak, but bit tits, short shorts, lean body…bent over…works..even if Charlotte McKinney doesn’t and never has.

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2015

13

Jul

Courtney Stodden Body Painted at Comicon of the Day

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Courtney Stodden obvious, desperate, embarrassing attention seeker who gets naked, even though she’s not really hot, but rather older than she pretends to be, with stupid bolt on tits, in what I guess is a drug induced level of crazy, thinking this will help her “career”…when really it just sort of makes a clown out of her…

But then again…she doesn’t really have a career…She was the teen bride of a d-lister…and I would say that it’s really too bad that girls want to be famous so bad that they do such nonsense stunts to get noticed…but I love the nonsense stunts..they make me laugh..and they allow me to see her nipples…Which isn’t really a life goal….or a big dealsince I’ve watched her masturbate in her “sex tape”…that has no sex in it…because when your only option is a sex tape…since no one cares about you…go for it…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

All this to say, my biggest fail was not going to her Halloween party years ago…

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2015

13

Jul

Kristen Stewart Thighs for Marie Claire of the Day

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Kristen Stewart was rumored to be a lesbian, thanks to her mom saying she’s a lesbian…

I can’t imagine anyone being shocked, you know with the fact that she looks like she’d be a lesbian…but not any lesbian, the kind of lesbian who wears a strap on dick so that she can feel like she has a cock every time she grabs her crotch lesbian…that or some inbred, unshowered hick who has been fucked by her dad as it is their family tradition…which I am not sure whether the two are related or not…but let’s just assume they are….

Well, here’s her upper thigh for Marie Claire, the same upper thigh she either wraps around her bitch’s neck and/or that she uses to scissor with…because lesbians only have two moves…

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2015

13

Jul

Tiffany Trump is the Future of the Day

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Tiffany Trump is the Trump that no one pays attention to, despite being the one who is still 21 and making noise around herself, and not just with her shitty song:

But with her Instagram modeling, that has led her to hang out with other LA rich kids, who go by the name “rich kids of instagram”….because Trumps are always classy like that…you know shameless, loud, flaunting assholes who like to brag because American Royalty is still white trash…obviously…

I always encourage the future President’s daughters to post butt shots on the internet, but I guess I encourage all girls to post butt shots on the internet, and when your mom is Marla Maples, a Gold Digger, like so many Gold Diggers before her, you’re a little more Kim Kardashian…than you are anything else..

That said, her body is good, her face mangled…a little chin implant, or maybe it is dental work, is all she needs to be the kind of girl I would pay 50 dollars to plug my skinny tea product on her social media…

All this to say, who cares about washed up Ivanka…Tiffany is the future and she’s already got the obnoxious stripper name for it…I’m in love

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2015

13

Jul

Looking Up Demi Lovato’s Skirt of the Day

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Demi Lovato posted a couple of slutty pics to instagram…I mean they are barely slutty compared to the other things on instagram, and probably barely slutty when compared to other things Demi Lovato has done throughout her career, but probably slutty enough for anyone who thinks Demi Lovato is hot or someone who you would want to see up their skirt…

I don’t know if that is Wilmer, her boyfriend and celebrity tween de-virginizer hired by the Disney execs to break in the girl so they don’t feel so bad about it…but I do know that I’ve heard rumors that she’s a huge lesbian, which is not shocking based on the fact that she looks like a lesbian…

That’s all I have to say about that.

TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER IN A CROP TOP – GOD KNOWS WHY YOU’D WANT TO – CLICK HERE

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2015

13

Jul

Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day

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These pictures of Hannah Ferguson from last summer…have made a comeback, I have no idea why, maybe it’s summer and re-run season, who fucking knows..I just know I posted them over a year ago…and I guess here they are again…

I wrote:

Hannah Ferguson is the 45 year old looking model, who I’ve been told is very nice, because I guess when you’re 45 and you’re finally making it in the world as a bikini model, you’ve seen some shit and have been through some shit and experiences that have allowed you to get to a place where people think she’s 24…

You know…one of those “if I’m really sweet and nice and fun, they won’t ask for ID, they’ll just want to take pics of me, and pretend my hard face is from sun damage, because I’m that committed to bikini modeling and my body is hot, that’s all they care about, just be pleasant, keep the smile on, don’t let them have any reason to doubt me”….

Or maybe I’m just an asshole…I mean I can assure you that she’ll think I’m an asshole..all while I think she’s got pretty great tits…

I stand by everything I said….I would like to add that I am pretty amazing, I never re-read my posts but read that and it’s on point…shit I should have a TV show or a book deal or something…what the fuck is this injustice in the workd…

And that was the re-run of the day

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2015

13

Jul

Maitland Ward’s Insane See Through Shirt of the Day

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Looks like Maitland Ward got some hot titties at comic con….so she pulled them out…casually…hoping no one would notice….because she’s not the kind of girl who would draw unnecessary attention to herself…but rather the kind of girl just out having fun….

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