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2015

14

Jul

Mila Kunis in a Video for Gems of the Day

Mila Kunis is apparently the face of some gems company called Gemfields…and has been since 2013, because I guess being the wife of a dotcom possibly billionaire, if not close to billionaire, because all these Silicon Valley dot com projects are ridiculously overvalued and all these idiots are becoming billionaires with bullshit like Twitter, or Spotify, or Tinder and Snapchat and whatever else the fucker put 50,000 dollars into for 5% before it was evaluated at 10 billion dollars….

SO, she doesn’t really need to be working, but as a gold digger revisiting her co-star that she’s known forever, because he felt like home, especially now that he’s rich as fuck, she needs to pretend she is working, so that he doesn’t feel used by her, so that he can trust her, so that he can see her as an original true friend who’s been there for him through it all…I mean she’s a millionaire in her own right….but people always want more…

So, why not do it jewel erotica…so we know where your heart really lies…you materialistic…overrated twat everyone fucking loves….right?

Posted in:Mila Kunis|Videos

2015

14

Jul

Sydney Whoring by Art Provocative of the Day

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I am very into Australia right now…it is like the late 80s all over again…you know when America was Australia crazy….we were drinking their beer, eating their national cuisine at Outback steakhouse, we were watching them in Movies, from Mel Gibson to Crocodile Dundee, we were jerking off to Elle Macpherson….

Well…I believe things are cyclical and Australia is back…the girls fun and hot…and drunk and I guess that’s all that really matters…babes willing to be silly….I love it….

So every time my friend and contributor to the site, @art_provocative , sends me a new set of pics of Australian sex workers, I get happy…not because I love sex workers, but because I love Australians in anything they do, and really what’s not to love about sex workers, they make money doing what they’d do for free…at least that is the line they always tell me when talking about sex for money…but not what they tell me when they are asking me to pay extra because I didn’t shower…

Here are the pics.

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2015

14

Jul

Titties Lookin’ For Change Outside Hooters and Other Videos of the Day

Dude with Confederate Flag Gets Beat in Front of his Bikini Clad Girl

Paraglider Accident in RIO

Brazil Street Justice

Naked Girl Escapes Apartment

Fight at a Paraguayan “Bikini” contest

Some Road Rage….

Canadian Road Rage

Drunk Canadian Peeing on the Train

Some Drunk Girls…

Throwback Lapdance…

People Collectively Life a Car to Save a Dude

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

14

Jul

Nina Agdal Modeling Beach Bunny Lingerie of the Day

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Beach Bunny must be owned by Sports Illustrated, because it is the only brand that gives the 5/10 in terms of hoteness Sports Illustrated models any fucking work, it’s like at some point in time they all run through this nonsense and they all look as best as they can, which in Nina’s case is okay, she’s got a good body, but she’s big and Danish, and her head is built like someone with a retardation or birth defect, which I guess doesn’t matter when she’s got a body like this…a long torso that seems to be getting longer and longer..the more her alcoholism and aging takes its toll on her…

She will end up with a very rich American husband, and this is basically her “back pages”…marketing tool, because I know she doesn’t make any real money…but why should she, she just stands around in a fucking bikini like a hooker…so treat her like one…

Here are the pics…

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2015

14

Jul

Jojo on the Stripper Pole of the Day

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I know that Jojo Levesque really doesn’t matter, whether she was jailbait pop star for 5 minutes or not, before disappearing for a decade, only to come back to the weirdos who are still into her from when she was jailbait, because they don’t know how to get over thngs and move on, people like you….

I figure, why not draw attention to her stripper pole moves she posted to instagram where she calls herself “Translucent Brown Sugar”…I guess her nickname for all the black dudes who fucked her to call her….or maybe that’s her stage name in her back-up plan of career if this singing thing doesn’t happen a second time…since it is hard to strike gold twice…but I guess she has 500k followers so she can always be an instagram model..she’s Jojo…whatever the fuck that means

A video posted by JoJo (@translucentbrownsugar) on

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2015

14

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Morning words of wisdom….

Strippers don’t mean it when they tell you that they love you…..whether in the booth, or trying to be lured into the booth, despite how lonely you are….

Like Rihanna, Bitch just wants your money….an by strippers I mean all women.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Miley Cyrus and Stella Maxwell Hold Hands Cuz They are Lesbian
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Hot Slutty Twins of the Day
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Magician Fools Penn and Teller
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Selena Gomez Behind the Scenes
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Elle Macpherson on a Yacht with a Billionaire
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Jared Leto’s Joker is a Good time…
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The Dude Who Petitioned Cracker Barrel – As a Joke – Had to Tell the Retards – That It’s a Joke – People are fucking Idiots
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Batman VS Superman for the Virgins
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This is what 100 dollars is worth in each state…
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Star Wars Shit…
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Hulla Hoop Level Expert
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Tracy Morgan is Driving Again
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2015

13

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s hot…it’s summer…it’s a good time to go outside and watch girls half naked and frolicking..

I mean if the internet isn’t fulfilling your needs and it should be…because you have access to everything and you don’t even need to talk to other humans…

So I made the move..I went outside…and the only bikini I saw was on a 200 pound 60 year old woman on her porch drinking a beer….

It wasn’t erotic,but these links are – so here are some stepLINKS

Huge Fucking Tits
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Caity Jenner is Not Facing Charges in the Malibu Car Crash
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Elle MacPherson’s Too Old for a Bikini – But Still Amazing
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Boyband Member Avoids Surcharges
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Boobs Public Service Announcement
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Great White Shark Isn’t So Tough When Beached….Poor Evil Majestic Thing Suffering Due to Global Warming… 🙁
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Fame Whore Kayla Lewis in a Bikini
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Megan Fox Strong Legs in Leggings
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Jennifer Lawrence is Too Fat for Directors to Tell her To Lose Weight
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Charlotte McKinney – in GQ
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Tooth Fairy Gives Farrah Abraham’s Kid 600 Dollars She Made Stripping
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Dog and Fisherman Saved Beached Dolphin
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Gigi Hadid in a White Dress
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Chanel Iman Topless in Dope
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Wet and See Through Nobody
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Justin Bieber is Not as Sorry AS You ARe THat He Flahsed his Ass
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BMX Quad Backflip
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Old Guy Gets Angry
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Claudia Jordan in a Bikini
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John Gotti Killed Joe Pesci
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Bets You Will Always Win
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Jessica Alba and her Fake Family
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Kendall Jenner Legs
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Injured Bitch with Pokies
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Woman Crashes Car while Using a Vibe
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OLivia Munn Needs Lube
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Selena GOmez BTS Slutty
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Donald Trump is Scared of El Chapo
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Candice Swanepoel’s Still Giving It…
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Thigh Gaps
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PORN GIFS!
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TOP TIT-TO-TIT Scenes in Movies
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Some Chick Topless in Neon Paint
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Russell Brand Gets Thrown into a Fountain
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Topless Ironing
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Ass Spread!
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Girl Smoking a Bong in Sheer Panties…
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Kim Kardashian See Through
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Clown Targets Random Woman
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Dude Who Wants Chicken of the Day
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Two Spanish Girls in a Van
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Webcam Whore
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The best, Freash, Young Amazing, Live, Naked, Girls…
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This Video is the Fucking Worst…
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Hot Black Girl Smoking Weed
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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2015

13

Jul

Erin Heatherton for L’Officel Hommes of the Day

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Erin Heatherton is one of the last few American made models, who is an actual model and not an instagram model…and if you’re wondering how I know this…it is because she’s been around since before instagram…and she’s worked for huge brands in fashion…and huge brands in shitty, sweatshop made lingerie, that appear in every mall across america for fat women to buy in hopes of looking a fraction as good as the hired models who have been thrown down all our throats…like the cake our fat asses clearly love eating…with the illusion that the bra will save the day….when really…an eating disorder is a better option….fatty.

That said, she’s more than just one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, tainted, vaginas he probably never fucked because he’s gay and was just doing it for image…she’s also tits in a Fashion magazine…and I think that’s great….

She’s a good Jewish girl…making her family, her rabbi, the Jewish men not married to 6 foot tall Jewish models, and me proud…even if her tits are a 5/10 compared to other Jewish tits I’ve masturbated to…because I have a Jewish girl fetish…because Jewish girls laugh at my jokes..and are the only answer my text messages…asthe non-Jewish girls are too uptight for that…

Posted in:Erin Heatherton

2015

13

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Wet Selfie of the Day

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Jessica Alba wore what looks like a sheer when wet bikini top for her instagram…because Jessica Alba still wants you to think she matters, is still hot, because her start-up, that is really no longer a start-up, rely on her being the trophy wife and mother to sell their product, but more importantly, you know when she steps down with all her money when they sell to some big corporation she pretends to be fighting in her organic war on chemicals in products, and she has all the money in the world, her ego is going to force her to go back to acting, this time on a quest to get that Academy Award, because financially she won’t need to rely on that career, and can go back to the original art of acting she fell in love with while studying it at the conservatory…and by conservatory I mean doing the shitty fucking movies that don’t matter…

ALl this to say, she’ll be naked in those movies, we just have to wait it out another 4 years.

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

13

Jul

Olivia Jordan is Miss USA from Oklahoma and an Blue Movie Actress of the Day

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We all know two very basic things…the first is that any Pageant is a fucking scam for strippers who are too Christian to strip to try to either get a free education or get some press so that they have a long lasting career as an actor, or model, or whatever….

Normally, the Pageant girls are cheesy as fuck, not all that hot and just kind of desperate cocktail waitress types…

We also know that Hollywood is a pretty hard place to break into. If you go to LA, you’ll see amazing fucking girls everywhere you look, 99 percent of them are not working actresses or models, but rather just instagram whores who have sugar daddies, the guys who run Hollywood, and /or the occassional 1000 dollar campaign or promo model appearance…all while trying to break out…and be the star they know they are…

So it would only make sense that a girl like Olivia Jordan, who won Miss Usa las night, would move to LA to try to get famous because she knows or feels she’s a talent, hell she joined Miss USA after failing in Hollywood and won it…so she’s obviously got an ego, confidence, or delusions…and I guess it was a good strategy, because before Miss USA, her Hollywood legacy was shoving her vagina in some dude’s face….for some movie called Murder in the First…probably her only career..

So Miss USA brings the lessons to the next generation as a positive leader to the youth…that if you move to Hollywood and get a gig that requires sex and nudity, do it because you have rent to pay and when it doesn’t lead to better opportunity or jobs..join Miss USA…

I guess what I am saying is that they are all fucking hookers, actors, models, pageant girls…anyone using their bodies to get rich….and I don’t mind watching…

Posted in:Olivia Jordan|SFW