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2015

26

Jun

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini of the Day

Bar Refaeli posted a picture of her in a bikini…

She was a bikini model, still has a great body, but bores the fuck out of me now that she’s moved back to Israel to own a restaurant, own a bikini line, and just sit on her pile of hebrew money…in her model retirement…

I was more into her fucking A-Listers, cocaine raers, and not being some engaged, soon to be married, soon to be a mom….there’s nothing more disgusting than a model turning 30, except maybe her dropping kids…rippping out her vagina…that’s probably already ripped out but this time from the inside out…

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2015

26

Jun

Britt Maren Has No Nipples for Nasty Gal of the DAy

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I have no real gossip or shit to talk on Britt Maren…I don’t even know who she is…

The only thing I do know…is that she’s got no nipples..

I am not sure if it is a birth defect, or if it is a product of cancer treatment, or maybe she pulled the Angelina Jolie and opted to get her nipples chopped off because they were either weird, long, inverted, and the Barbie Doll look is better for business, especially if she’s older than the free the nipple movement, where nipples had be censored….because clearly nasty gal is progressive as one of the biggest online retailers, and they’d never censor nipples to appease the Christians…because on the internet…magic happens…

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2015

26

Jun

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Workout of the Day

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A video posted by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (@rosiehw) on Jun 24, 2015 at 12:02pm PDT

Rosie Huntington-Whitely posted some fitness humping the air like a horny girl on MDMA trying to have an orgasm to the bass of the music at the rave…because she’s a model and I guess now she’s trying to be a fitness model, even though she looks like the kind of girl who is more of getting her calories from wine and cocaine…because I guess she’s scaled back on the party and focused on the good life…now that she’s pushing 100 fucking year old….but you can still masturbate to her…

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2015

26

Jun

Stella Hudgen’s Hard Nipple and Thick Legs of the Day

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Stella Hudgens was Vanessa Hudgen’s busty sister, who is no longer a slutty tween in her sister’s shadow, but now a big girl of her own…literally..

Embracing the hormones in the food, and the generation of eaters and obesity rates at their peack…growing into her young period getting tits….all while rocking skimpy fucking clothes…because when you’re an exhibitionist, attention seeking, girl…you don’t let a little weight gain get in the way…

Especially not in this hip hop generation, thick is good, even though this body in my era of health and fitness levels would be consider obese…but now that everyone is fat, this obesity is the kind I wouldn’t mind on my face…because thick girls are fun to fuck..

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2015

26

Jun

Scout Taylor Compton Pose of the Day

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Scout Taylor Compton was in a movie called The Runaways….a movie about Joan Jett’s all girl band int he 70s…where I guess she was with Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart rocked out in an idiotic biopic that involved little shorts…that probably remind you of a simpler time where you could get away with recruiting the neighbor’s hot daughters and turning them into instant stars, like you were Usher and they were bieber, and no charges would be made for enforcing the blowjob as part of the training program…

I’ve never heard of her, but I like the pictures she posts of herself on instagram…in a bikini showing off flexibility…

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2015

26

Jun

Hot Girl Tries to Bribe Cops and Other Videos of the Day

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Suspect Leaps Across Rooftops…

One Man Shocked Victim Trying to Help Guy Getting Shocked…

Dutch Driver Refuses To wear Burka…

Drunk Guy Gets Robbed…

Girl Fights Girl with Baby

Crazy Accident…

Road Rage Fail

China Stabbing – WTF…

Tourists Selfie Stick an Accident…

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2015

26

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It turns out that when people have a casual conversation about porn at the table next to you, they don’t really want your expert opinion on the industry, that I am not part of, but that I am slotted amongst because I post nipple pics…

It turns out that when you start talking about anal scenes being included in the 1000 dollar per/scene rate when years ago a pornstar could upsell her asshole, as they eat their birthday cake, while celebrating their grandmother’s birthday….they’ll ask you to leave them alone….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Girls in Yoga Pants
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Gay Marriage is Now Legal…Facebook Activists are Happy
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Jennifer Lawrence Being Silly
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Lady Gaga Showing her Tits
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Jumping Over the Subway Tracks
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A Bunch of Whores Promoting Water
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Fat Chrissy Teigen Eating Spaghetti
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This Bristol Palin Story is Great
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27 Dead in a TUnisan Hotel
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Summer Fails
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This is Not Me
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Pre-Teen Kylie and Kendall
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Duckling Grows in 73 Seconds
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Tallulah Willis Ass Flash
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Jared Leto Channels The Joker…Even When He’s Not on Set
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2015

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am always amazed how delusional and/or confident some people are. You know, they actually take nude pics of themselves and think they look good…and send them with conviction. No, I’m not talking to the 2 dick pics I got yesterday, one with the caption “do I look small”… I’m talking to the 65 year old obese grandma who probably shouldn’t even have a snapchat…but who fists herself on it for me…

That said, I find it amazing…gross, interesting, aggressive, but amazing…I am bored of naked models and celebrities…I am all for naked everybody, so I celebrate all the weirdness, and I’m glad these people are delusional and/or confident…empowered and/or drunk….even if would be humiliated if I was them….I fucking love every second of it..

So if you’re disgusting or hot, I will try to masturbate to you, as long as you’re naked and spread eagled…true story.

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Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Aren’t wearing Bras
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Courtney Love Held Hostage in an Uber in Paris
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Winnepeg Police Busted for Having a Conversation About Blowjobs
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Rose McGowan Got Fired from her Agent…
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Lady Gaga’s getting Pizza TOpless
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Kim and Kylie Titty Battle
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Paris Hilton’s Brother Arrested for Harrassing Paris Hilton’s Sex Tape Co-Star’s Daughter….
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Nicole Scherzinger Back
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SLut of the Day
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Stop Motion Karate
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Britt Robertson….for LA Times..
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Aria London Topless in a Movie Trailer
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Ruby Rose Wants to Bang Taylor Swift
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Car Drives by While Tornado Rips Out of the Ground
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Shia LaBeouf Head Injury
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Michelle Rodriguez at an Event
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Some Chick Named Cristina Cribuccino in a Bikini
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Screech Gets 4 Months in Jail
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Butt Over Back
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Rita Ora Big Tits
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Rosie Huntington Whitely is Amazing
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32 Drunk People Posed By Their Friends
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Goldie Hawn is Terrifying
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Mother Rabbet Battles Snake
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Vertical Shot Video of a Slut of the Day
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Baby is Named Atticus
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Channing Tatum ALmost Burned His Penis OFf
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Playboy Chick of the Day
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Kendall Jenner in a See Through Top..
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Jessica Alba of the DAy
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Bad VS Crocodile War
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Side Boob!
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NYPD Look for Subway Masturbator
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These Girls can DAB
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Floppy Tits of the Day
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FREE WEEK TRIAL – Hottest Celebrities Nude For Your Viewing Pleasure
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MILF
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Babe Posing of the Day
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Greek Slut in a Bikini
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Elsa Hosk – Naked in Black & White
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Intense and Horrible Chick of the DAy
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Best Celeb Nude Scenes
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Some Paris Hilton Nipples
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Just Some Masturbation
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Soccer Lesbians..
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Moroccan Ass
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How Many Kids Does She Have?
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Naked in Mesh Girl Smoking Weed
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

25

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence is Silly of the Day

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I used to find Jennifer Lawrence pretty fucking irritating…she was always being so silly and seemingly accessible and likeable…falling all over herself, while campaigning for her Oscars…so many Oscars..she’s nominated every year…and no one really knows why…

But then her nude pics came out, her young tits were great, her body hot, and her willingness to get naked, like pretty much everyone with a phone, worked for me….

So now, she can do no wrong…even when she’s backed to her old tricks of chopstick tusks…for the paparazzi…because she’s possibly drunk, and broken up from that weirdo in Coldplay she was dating…

I heard she was filming in montreal…but she didn’t hit me up…breaking my heart with the rejection I deserve…so I guess I should go back to hating her…but those nudes..were just so unexpected and good…I’m a fan for life now.

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2015

25

Jun

Bella Thorne’s Fetish Quote of the Day

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Bella Thorne is making the rounds right now, mainly because she’s a 17 year old Disney star and at 17, all these Disney Stars come out of the woodwork and start slutting themselves ou tto the media HARD….I assume someone at the Disney team tell them to do this, because like clockwork, this just keeps happening, Disney Star after Disney Star…

I guess they know creepy dads and perverts watch them and want them and the best scandal is one where they innocently show off their hormones-in-the-food booties..

Their mom’s cultivated them aggressively to be this star, and they won’t let it go to waste….not now, not after they’ve gone this far as a family..

That said, INTOUCH Weekly did an interview with her and this was the quote you can masturabte to :

My favorite thing to do is sit in my bed with my mom

Because if you know anything about stage moms, they’ve done a great job brainwashing their kids to be performers…willing to do anything they can to make it…

Here’s her dance video..

A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jun 25, 2015 at 4:02am PDT

Here are some pics of her from social media…

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