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2015

19

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have the ability to get girls to stop producing female hormones the second they see me….

They dry up and Caitlin Jenner…

It’s good for avoiding unwanted pregnancy…

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The Jon Stewart Monologue about Church Masacre for the Republicans..
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Some Girls…with Legs…
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Grad Class Shakes it Off
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Kate Hudson Bikini Actuon
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Chris Pratt Wants You to Objectify Him
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Drunk Raccoon…
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Lady Ghostbsters..
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Nikki Nixx Bikini…
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Low Hanging Fruit – Bikini for the Blackhawks…
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Keeping Up with Kardashian Drug Fiend Does of Flesh Eating Disease…
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Mirror Selfies…
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Arnold Pranks Fans…
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2015

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some days, girls send you booty pics from family BBQs because they find it funny to sneak a booty pic, while grandpa is cooking steaks, for someone practically old enough to be their grandpa…

Some days, they don’t….

And when every day is shitty, it’s just bonus.

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Underboob
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Kendall Jenner ALmost a Pussy Flash….
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Kate Hudson in a Bikini…
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Tyga Singing About Licking Underage Ass….
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Things that Bounce….
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Did you Swallow
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Hot Ass Getting Shot with Gummy Bears
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Fan Bing Bing
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Fox News Charleston Shooting…
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Kendall Jenner Legs..
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SLut of the Day
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Kat Graham Tits
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Slutty Girls on a Bike
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Facebook Founder Worth 4.5 Billion Dollars is Engaged. It’s Real Love.
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless…
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The Escaped Cons – may have Banged the Female Prison Worker in the Meat Freezer According to Michael Alig
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Zac Efron in a Onsie..
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Freee Climbing Redwood
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Bitter Ebay Vendor Selling Hlf of Everything
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Chris Pratt Wants you to Objectify Him More
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Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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Ashley Benson Big Ass in Leggigns
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Cara Delevingne’s Hot Legs
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Big Titties SLide of the DAy
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless
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Jiggling Tits..
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Hat of the Day
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Nina Dobrev Cleavage
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Aubrey O’Day Big Tits
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Lindsay Pelas Posted Tit Pics
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Crazy Lazy
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Blake Anderson Can’t Stop Swearing
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Weed and Pussy
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Titty Scars!
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POOP
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Greek Slut of the Day….
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Dani Mather’s Huge Tits
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Bieber and Usher Get Sued
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Squirt
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Best Celeb Nude Scenes
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Headless and Wet…
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Rose McGowan Hard Nipples
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Revenge of the Weird Sex Dolls
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What the Butt…
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Public Sex…Weirdness
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Frisbee in Bornia….
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Kim Kardashian Makes it on NPR
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HBO is doing a Show on Porn
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

18

Jun

Katy Perry Chunky in a Jumper of the Day

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I have seen countless girls in jumpers that are at least one size too small for them….the ill fitting romper, that is actually the right fitting romper, because anytime clothing is jacked in a vagina, I’m happy enough to stare…as weird as it may look…because #cameltoe….

It is safe to say that all of Katy Perry’s clothing is ill-fitting because she’s fat, or pregnant…probbaly pregnant…but fat is in, as is tolerance, trannies, and apparently bad music…and I don’t hate her for figuring it out, I just feel sorry for her because she seems sad…but I like sad…it gives me hope that I can get her to sit on my face…

Here’s her face looking pretty…

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2015

18

Jun

Chelsea Handler Panties in a Theatre of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is showing you why you need to wear a hazmat suit to the movie theater, or reall to any public place, because dirty fucking people, both rich and homeless, rub their assholes on things, sometimes intentionally, sometimes not intentionally, always in ways I don’t want my hand or mouth or fingers touching…

I am not a germaphobe, I have eating hooker asshole before, but even the dirtiest of hookers is likely cleaner than this…but more importnatly…she’s not smearing hreself all over the movie chair…

Either way, this is some attention seeking…and I support attention seeking…

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2015

18

Jun

Doutzen Kroes for Elle France of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a mom of 2. Retired or Fired Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret realized they can get cheaper girls to model their shit….and I guess the shift from Victoria’s Secret has been a difficult one, you know letting go of the past when the past is all you know, and really the only reason your husband liked you in the first place, leaving her insecure when not half naked….

Luckily Elle France, and really anyone and everyone with a camera is here to make her feel validated…always willing to capture her, even in her retirement and irrelevance half naked…because that’s just the society we live in….

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2015

18

Jun

Taylor Swift Tight Shirt Midriff of the Day

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Taylor Swift is working this model thing pretty aggressive. I guess she’s tall and skinny and now that she’s confident, not awkward and hotter than most models she hangs with, I’m talking to you Karlie Kloss, realizes that she could have made it as a model, if she hadn’t created this billion dollar enterprise that is her personal brand and career…where she still gets in magazines and talked about, but has an actual purpose deeper rooted than being a model…because models have nothing to offer the world and are useless…while Taylor Swift brings the soundtrack….like a messenger pigeon…that you can either kill youself or dance to…and with each play..she gets paid…

She’s won at life and I guess now she’s just coasting…tight shirt titties and all…

Here she is with her cats…who she will miss on her Euro tour because the internet LOVES cats…

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2015

18

Jun

Ariana Grande Panty FLash of the Day

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A pornstar once told me that Ariana Grande is a whore…

I have told this story before…

Let me repeat one more time….

A pornstar once told me that Ariana Grande is a whore…

She knew her on a personal level, they shared a few penis’s…she had the inside scoop….

So this see through to panties pic circulating tumblr should be spread vagina and throat fucking like the porn star…only Ariana Grande is a better marketer…apparently….making her a smart whore..something…I can fuck with…because if you’re gonna fuck everyone…make it count so that you don’t always have to fuck everyone…unless you want to fuck everyone…be strategic…which I guess is what Ariana Grande….

That said, she probably doesn’t have a very tight vagina, maybe the panties are a key element needed in this pic…to not scare us all off…

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2015

18

Jun

Cara Delevingne Has Legs of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is the lesbian model it girl turned actress who is rumored to not bei modeling anymore now that she’s in big movies…which makes sense, since modeling is a bigger joke than acting, especially when you’re not all that hot, but just in the right place at the right time, where the fashion industry took a liking to you, because you were rich and skinny and took a good picture…leading to a career of her own that makes her trust fund very manageable to live off of…and I don’t care either way…I’m just glad she’s got nice legs, because it helps me understand why she got so big, when so many better models who are actual models….like career models…didn’t…

Not that I care about Cara Delevinge..I’m just sayin’..

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2015

18

Jun

Melina Martin by Sigurd Grünberger for UK Glamour of the Day

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Her name is Melina Martin. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s a pretty big moddel…with 100,000 fans on instagram…making me feel out of touch, since I’ve never heard of her, despite doing this daily, but 100,000 instagram people have…I’m so pathetic…I mean not that we needed Melina Martin or her nipples for fashion to determine that…I mean if I did know who she was I’d feel as pathetic…it’s a lose /lose situation…and I’m the top loser…which I guess in ways is winning at something. Go me!

No…go look at Melina Martin nipples for fashion..the way nipples are supposed to be used…

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2015

18

Jun

Selena Gomez Picture of the DAy

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I don’t know what this Selena Gomez is from. I don’t know if someoene photoshopped themselves into the frame in some kind of viral meme that makes her look like she’s getting fucked from behind…

But she looks like she’s getting fucked from behind…and I like that…even though I don’t care for Selena Gomez and already know she’s been fucked multiple times by people including Bieber…so it’s not like we’re dealing with a virgin here, it’s just nice to have the visual so we don’t have to do it ourselves…

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