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2015

18

Jun

Melina Martin by Sigurd Grünberger for UK Glamour of the Day

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Her name is Melina Martin. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s a pretty big moddel…with 100,000 fans on instagram…making me feel out of touch, since I’ve never heard of her, despite doing this daily, but 100,000 instagram people have…I’m so pathetic…I mean not that we needed Melina Martin or her nipples for fashion to determine that…I mean if I did know who she was I’d feel as pathetic…it’s a lose /lose situation…and I’m the top loser…which I guess in ways is winning at something. Go me!

No…go look at Melina Martin nipples for fashion..the way nipples are supposed to be used…

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2015

18

Jun

Selena Gomez Picture of the DAy

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I don’t know what this Selena Gomez is from. I don’t know if someoene photoshopped themselves into the frame in some kind of viral meme that makes her look like she’s getting fucked from behind…

But she looks like she’s getting fucked from behind…and I like that…even though I don’t care for Selena Gomez and already know she’s been fucked multiple times by people including Bieber…so it’s not like we’re dealing with a virgin here, it’s just nice to have the visual so we don’t have to do it ourselves…

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2015

18

Jun

Renee Sommerfeld for Maxim Australia of the Day

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A video posted by R e n e e S o m e r f i e l d (@reneesomerfield) on Jun 17, 2015 at 2:21am PDT

Her naame is Renee Sommerfeld….

She’s some Australian instagram sensation, for obvious reasons, rocking more than 1,000,000 followers, for obvious reasons…you see instagram likes hot chicks who post consistent naked or half naked pics in amazing settings…like the pool, or beach or whatever…because it stimulates their retard brains…

All of these girls are interchangeable, and really a product of the instagram popular page that doesn’t exist anymore, but that allowed them to find an audience…

I doubt any of them will amount to anything much, but I’m down with watching them at their peak, when almost irrelevant magazine do shoots on them….where they are half naked in said shoot…but mainly because I like Australian girls…and their tits…they are just hot, fun, slutty and drunk…and I connect with that…unfortunately, my genitals don’t…

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2015

18

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens is Braless in Leggings of the Day

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Broadway superstar….Vanessa Hudgens….because I guess where else can you go from being a Disney bred singing and dancing freak if you don’t want to end up stripping or as a hooker who up-sells thanks to the Disney being on TV experience, I mean I’m sure lots of you would pay her 10,000 dollars to fuck at least once, 5 of you a week and she’s making 50,000 dollars a week, with only 5 hours or less of work…it’s honorable, but I guess not as good for her soul as a play in New York that represents real, actual acting…like it was a craft…even though it’s a scam and actors know it’s a scam…but live theater is a bit harder to pull off…

It doesn’t matter..what matters is that she’s braless, since no girls wear bras anymore, and not even the sluts, but the normals…that’s not to say Hudgens isn’t a slut, I mean she was producing selfie porn before the iphone was released…making her a bit of an OG, seasoned veteran to the shit…She is to selfie porn, what Pam Anderson is to sex tapes…a slut…so braless or not…whatever…but I’ll post anyway…I’m in too deep to turn back now..

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2015

18

Jun

Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Do Lesbianism for Australians who Pretend they Are Americans of the Day

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Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts were at some Women in Film event in Los Angeles, where I guess they both live, despite being Australians…they’ve assimilated nicely, I guess because they aren’t arab…or Indian…or colored in anyway, but rather white and aryan….perfect to assimilate and allow in to steal your acting jobs…making more money than most you Americans…living your Hollywood dream, that I guess isn’t very American at all, but a network of immigrants using Hollywood to brain wash the dumb as fuck public…

In confusing the public, while at a feminist celebration, even though film constantly celebrates women. I mean they make stupid money, they produce movies, they are involved in the scene and jerked off to by many, why do they need a women’s only event…seems pretty silly…but I guess I come from the school of being man, being told it’s a man’s world, yet I’m not worth 100 million dollars like these girls, what the fuck are they whining about…so fucking stupid..

It’s like, we used our slut to get rich…and now we are going to complain because the guys we slut to…who made us rich…got richer in the process…

While the rest of us live in debt…

Fuck you Naomi Watts and Nicole Kidman…and your fake, bullshit stance…and lesbianism…mocking lesbianism…but probably giving a glimpse into the casting couch when they were applying for the US Work Visas…

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2015

18

Jun

Tyra Banks #NoFilter of the DAy

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I don’t know about you, but I prefer when my #nofilter or “I Woke Up Like This”…is more of a parody, like bitch knows “I have a ton of fucking make-up on, and I’m posing hard, and I ran my shit through Face Tune, because everyone is ugly, and if you want to produce content for the web, make it nice to look at, since we see ugly all fucking day”…

It’s like, we don’t need to see the real Tyra….ever…especially when it looks like this…

I don’t mind her tits form the late 90s though..

Here’s what she had to say, while trying to make a statement, despite real fucking issues happening…

ou know how people say #nofilter but you know there’s a freakin’ filter on their pic? Or maybe there’s a smidge of retouching going on but they’re lying and saying it’s all raw & real? Well, this morn, I decided to give you a taste of the really real me. I wanted to smooth out my dark circles so badly!!! But I was like, “Naw, Ty. Show ’em the REAL you.” So…here I am. Raw. And there YOU are…looking at me, studying this picture. Maybe you’re thinking, “Whoa, she looks ROUGH.” And if you are, great! You deserve to see the REAL me. The REALLY real me.

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2015

18

Jun

Paulina Gretzky Post Pregnancy Bikini Body of the Day

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For those of you who remember Paulina Gretzky, and I am assuming you don’t….she posted a pic of her bikini body, because she’s a mom now…I think to a golfer named Dustin Johnson and I guess that happened while she was forgotten.

So at one point in time, she was the aspiring rich kid model….and I use that term lightly, because she was more the half naked, cheesy as fuck, party slut like a bootleg Paris Hilton type that the bros were very into because of her Hockey Dad…and her look of a stripper…

I just assumed she was a product of her puck slut mom and her trust fund allowance…partying all cheesy at the Vegas pool…but apparently she makes babies too…this isn’t news…but I guess it could be if you’re a huge Gretzky fan.

A fit girl, having a kid, and looking fit, because her dad is an athlete and fitness is in her blood, as is being a slutty vain bitch from LA….and there’s really nothing else for her to do, is hardly impressive.

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2015

18

Jun

stepGIRLS Snapchat VS Camwithher of the Day

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We are friends with some girls who use / perform on / get naked and masturbate because it is fun on CAMWITHHER …

THe reality is that I am friends with girls who cam because girls who cam are not only more fun, they also understand the importance of getting naked on the internet from the comfort of their own home as an easier way to maximize their hotness, their sexting, and even their time…

I’ve seen countless girls make 1000 dollars a day on CAM…while the same girl makes 100 bucks doing some shitty job…no brainer right…and it’s not even doing porn…it’s just being awesome…

Either way, in being friends and a recruiter for cam girls everywhere, it was only natural for us to get them to do a little preview for you on our snapchat – search stepGIRLS….It was pretty fucking magical…and here is the highlight reel…

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2015

18

Jun

Lauren Wasser is the Inspiration of the Day

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Here name is LAUREN WASSER ….her instagram is @theimpossiblemuse….and she’s fascinating…

I saw her pictures a week ago because I follow Paris Hilton’s actual BFF, not that twat from her reality show FOTOFETISH ….

I was obviously compelled by the fact she was misssing a leg, figuring that this was just another progressive move by the fashion industry to be different, or obscure, like what they are doing with all the plus sized models….or trans models…or really anyone who isn’t a conventional model…while still having the look of a conventional model, because when looking at her, you can tell she’s a legit model…

I just assumed she had a motorcycle accident with some drunk billionaire she was dating…but it turns out the story is much more evil corporation than that….

She lost her leg because of Toxic Shock Syndrome…something you may remember learning about in Health Class, or from some hipplie chick in the late 90s showing off her “Keepa Menstrual Cup”….but that you probably haven’t heard of since, since you don’t get your period…

The idea is that shoving a tampon in you, seeing as it is a foreign object, normally not sterile, and made with chemicals, fucks up your system, directly to your blood source, causing a bacterial infection that can lead to death or I guess amputation…

The story of her realizing she was sick, to being hospitalized is terrifying, but she’s still here even after heart attack to tell the story and remind girls that this exists and is an issue,

She’s also in the process of suing Kotex / Kimberly Clark and getting things more regulated in goverment…because this should not happen to anyone….

I am sure she will win, but hope it makes a lot of fucking noise, because clearly corporate negligence when you know they know better and have the resources to prevent this is a bigger issue than being able to breast feed in a park..when you already can…

#freethetampon. because your period shouldn’t kill you, but rather be a celebration that I didn’t knock you up….

All this to say, I think it needs attention, it is a serious almost forgotten issue and I think Lauren Wasser needs attention…ideally while I watch…because I’m in love….I know I say that daily…but this time it’s real…She’s amazing…