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2015

03

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Clown Face of the Day

It was Lindsay Lohan’s birthday…and despite being 29, not quite 30, her face turned 60..

Here she is blowing out candles…to celebrate that she’s still alive, when everyone just assume she’d be dead thanks to all the drugs and tantrums her entitled spoiled ass head….and I guess they were only half right…because she may still be alive, but her career isn’t…

But I still like her and because I’m considerate, I just keep on trying to keep her alive in your memory, even if she’s an unappreciative cunt that doesn’t fucking matter, despite the fact that she thinks she does…

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2015

03

Jul

Hannah Glasby & Julia Almendra by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

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Andrew Kuykendall is a friend of the site…he’s also one of my favorite photographer’s out there…not that that is really saying much…you know eveyrone can capture an image…and there is so much fucking noise out there with instagram and iPhones…that everyone is a photographer…but I actually really like his pics..but I have no taste, or concept of quality…right…

That said, he shot these Amazing pics of pornstar KAYDEN KROSS for me…probably not his biggest job as he’s done a TON of different shoots…but they are pretty amazing pics of Kayden Kross…

And this recent shoot of his, unaffiliated to this site, with these babes Hannah and Julia…is hot hot…and good enough for the Fourth of July…

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2015

03

Jul

Are You Itchy? and Other Videos of the DAy

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Don’t Look at His Cock

LCD Under Her Skirt

Dog VS Baby Head

I Love this Christian

I LOve this Video of a Man and a Mannequin

Guy Gets TASED

The Turtle Cam is Amazing

Public Hooker Sex

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2015

03

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent my night trying to save a dog I saw running in the middle of the street…I ended up failing…but I learned a valuable lesson…that even when performing the innocent task of trying to save a stray or escaped dog running in the middle of the street…a gesture one would possibly call godly…you know like a hero…girls I approached and asked “have you seen a little dog”…react the same way as if I asked “Do you want me to eat your asshole”…

Meaning…I am always a creep, even when I’m not creeping..and that only makes me laugh, because the actual creeps are the ones who don’t look like creeps…

Here are some morning links…

CNN Reporter – Involved in a Shoot Out
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The “Angelina Jolie” Look A Like – Looks like a Instagram Hooker to Me
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Tiger Woods is Banging another Golfer’s Wife
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Cat Blocks Yoga Pose
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Mirror Selfies
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Some Model in her Underwear
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USA Sluts
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Judge and Criminal Went to Middle School TOgether
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Roger Federer Tennis Win
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Jim Carey is Creeping on Other People’s Kids
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This Demi Lovato Outfit is Insane
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Shark Cage Diving
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Best Obit Ever
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Music Festival Turns Pee into Beer
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2015

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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When I was a teenager, we didn’t have access to porn, and when we exhausted to National Geographic tribal tits, we’d have no where to turn but lingerie catalogs or anatomically correct technical drawings of a vagina from 9th grade biology class…and not every time I get a vagina selfie…spread…or otherwise…I mentally compare it to that anatomically correct technical drawing…and ladies, with your shaved bush and Labia Reduction who blame playboy for dictating what pussy is supposed to look like…you should blame what the education calls science…right…right…

That said…I need 1,000,000 instagram followers to save a puppy…tell your friends to follow me @drunkenstepfatherdotcom – don’t be scared of what your co-workers, family, friends, will think…

Here are some stepLINKS that I personally selected and badly captioned for you…

Oh yeah…and 4th of July…

Here are those links…

Early Arcade Ads are Amazing
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Top Cruise is Leaving…Scientology
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Playboy Model Tied to Murder
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Suki Waterhouse is Brad Cooper’s Ex Whore Trying to Stay Relevant
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Amazing AIRBnb Story of the Day
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Topless Popstar
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Rihanna Hot in her New Money VIdeo
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Kim Kardashian Selfies VS Works of Art
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Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini
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Lisa Opie in a Bikini
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Lindsay Pelas Slut of the Day
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Hilary Duff in Spandex Pants
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Ellen’s Site is Called ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
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Courtney Stodden’s Huge Tits at an Event of the DAy
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Girl Pees Herself on the Trampoline..
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Girls Who ARen’t in Bras
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Rumer WIllis in a Bikini..
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Paul Rudd Farting in an Interview
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Jennifer Nicole Lee All American Bikini
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Donald Trump Hates Mexico…But his Suits are Made There
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Ruby Rose in a Parking Lot
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Random TV Presenter in a Bikini
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Interview with Patriots Players About Malcolm Butler Interception…
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Demi Lovato’s Bikini Top
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Texas Farmer Killed By Bees
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Kids Prank Teacher in the Classroom
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Caitlyn Jenner is a Whore
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Some Chick named Samantha Mumba in a Bikini
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Nicole Scherzinger Big Tits…
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George Clooney is Selling His House in Italy Because of the Paps
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Kate Mara Side Tit
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Kim Garner See Through
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Amanda Seyfried’s Topless GIF
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Tyler Woods Denies Cheating…
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Jake Gyllenhaal Sings Little SHop of Horrors
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Rihanna See Through
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Claudia Romani Fame Whoring
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Wet Hot American Summer Trailer
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Epic Boat Tits
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Girl Smoking a Bong in Sheer Panties…
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April Taking her Top Off…
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Talented Pussy Skills
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TOP TIT-TO-TIT Scenes in Movies
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Babe Named Karmen Naked in Nature
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Stop Motion Masturbation
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Naked Chick Stripping by the Pool
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Rubbing The Vag…
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Huge Fucking Tits
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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XO Gisele Rubs Boobs on Cam
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Trailer Hitching
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10 Sexy GIFS
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Always New, Fresh, Live, Amazing, Girls…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

02

Jul

Kendall Jenner Harness of the Day

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Gay dudes have been wearing fetish gear as club gear since gay dudes started going to clubs for sex.

I guess that’s trickled down into the mainstream…the hetero/ semi-hetero mainstream since nothing is hetero anymore…Everyone’s a faggot…

Well, fetish gear has reached the point of teeny boppers….

These girls are now hitting up the sex shop for leather straps and accessories designed to get fucked in…which woould make sense since everyone has grown up on hardcore porn and are sexually weird…

Not to mention it looks kind of futuristic, and I guess girls started wearing sports bras to the gym, or underwear as outerwear in the 80s thanks to Madonna, to boy short underwear as pants with ass cheecks hainging out and crop tops…to g-strings around hips in the 90s low-rise jean movement…meanign this Kendall Jenner strapped ass is not weird enough..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

02

Jul

The Hadids Trying to Keep Up with the Kardashians of the Day

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To me, the existence of Gigi and Bella Hadid…and really their reality star parents, is the equivalent of the pissing contest rich people have to outdo each other…

I had a shitty Carni job many years ago that lasted a few days. It was at an event company, where I would set up the inflatable games and sometimes man the inflatable games, I’m talking the bouncy castle, which apparentlty isn’t good for an angry, chain smoking drunk who at the time hated rich people and kids equally…

I’ve grown to hate nothing, if anything rich people are entertaining and I like being invited to their parties…But I also learned that rich people are basically giant kids, who can be giant kids, becuase they are rich, and in being rich and childish, they love to troll each other, prank each other and outdo each other…

So you know the Hadids are “Bff” with the Kardashians, same circle situation, while their parents are plotting for the Hadid’s to be as big if not bigger than the Kardashians…and I guess Gigi wasn’t doing a good enough job on her own, so they’ve thrown Bella Hadid at the fire…

Here they are in some sister fetish porn…called a fashion shoot for a magazine..if they really want to beat the Kardashians, this should be a sex tape…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Ashley Benson in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson knows her angles, or hires a photographer as her guest on her selfie/tanning sessions, because she looks pretty fucking dope…you know a real bad bitch…you like that hip hop integration into this…maybe I should HMU, BFF, AF this post, it’s the only way to communicate with the retard youth, who amaze me as they watch VINES like a bunch of ADD moronos, while we all have access to the same amount of information, but the masses are just getting dumber and dumber, because people are lazy as fuck…proven in Ashley Benson’s regular looking body…not her bikini selfie amazingness…that is usually pretty dumpy…but not dumpy enough for me…I think she’s amazing…even if she ignores our love..AF…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Evangeline Lilly Old and Weird Pregnancy Pic of the Day

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Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009…when LOST, the one show she was on…the one thing she accomplished in her career…the one moment of clarity that she probably thought would set her for life…and that probably did set her for life…ended…

I never watched lost, but I assume she was the only chick on it, because she’s not all that hot, especially not now that she’s pregnant, but when the only tits you had to compare her to was the dude from BLOW…coupled with aggressive marketing….I guess people could fall in love….it is better than their own shit life…

Maybe I just hate Canadians because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..

Or maybe I just have eyes….

Either way, pregnancy pic of the day for the ready to drop, lactating fetishists who watched lost and really liked this twat…

Posted in:Evangeline Lilly|SFW

2015

02

Jul

Irina Shayk Naked and a Snake of the Day

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This is a shoot for something called Sorbet magazine, which features Irina Shyak’s cummed on looking matted hair, naked with a snake, which wouldn’t be the first time she has been naked with a snake,… or really naked with anything phallic…as that behavior is really the foundation of her career and everything she’s done with it…like Athletes and Actors and I’m sure some producers….maybe even people at immigration….if you know what I mean..

I’m not a creative director at a magazine I’ve never heard of, but I think it’s logical to say that if you have a Russian hooker naked in a room…willing to have pictures taken…you take those fucking pictures…and make sure they are better than this…

Either way, she’s good, even if she’s the worst…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW