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2015

03

Jul

Haley Joel/ Emily Osment Does a Bikini of the Day

Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared…

He went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars and that he was just a cute PR trick by the Academy Awards to get viewers, you know that little boy wonder storyline of “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it…

Because anyone with a brain, especially who had fame at a young age, knows that everything is better with tits, people love tits, and those tits can and will keep you working…when no one wants you to work…now that you’re no longer cute…since tits are always cute…

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2015

03

Jul

Jessica Alba Does Yoga of the Day

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Jessica Alba, who is worth 200 million dollars because she goes to her office everyday to oversee the actual management team who are worth 800 million thanks to letting Jessica Alba think she’s hard working CEO…

She’s proof that if you’re pretty you can make it in anything and it doesn’t require talent or education…Just smile and show your pretty face and people will cast you as the hot girl and overpay you….and execs will say “we really like your business skills, that MBA you got from an IVY League, oh wait you’re a high school drop out, ok, just look pretty and we’ll make you lots of money”….

She’s living the American Dream, despite being half Mexican…what Trump hates…She’s got famous, the number one dream of Americans…and Now she’s a figurehead of a huge corporation….#Merica #USA.

She’s also doing Yoga…

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2015

03

Jul

Hannah Davis Pretends to be 25 of the Day

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I like laughing at the selection of models used and celebrated by Sports Illustrated now….

I assume was their casting director, or creative director, or editor in chief replaced the actual good person in charge in the last 5-8 years…

Because they used to be good. There used to be some of the best, hottest, most amazing models in this shit, and I’m not just saying that…I mean sure, there were a few duds like Rachel Hunter, but for the most part they were fucking babes…

But the last 5 years, there’s been a series of Irina the Downs Syndrome Face, Kate Upton the 300 pound pig, and now this Hannah Davis chick, who looks like a pornstar or a hooker, who pretends she’s 25, but looks 45, or like this is her 25th year modeling, because she’s probably somewhere in her 30s…

I assume, this casting director, creative director, editor in chief is a chick, not a dude who knows what dudes want…

I also assume, she feels like she’s friends with these girls, and just wants her besties in the magazine…

Because there’s no way this is Jule Campbell..the founding editor of the magazine…who was like Anna Wintour in being a hard ass who wanted quality…

Where’s the fucking quality…your cover girl looks like a ghetto stripper – you idiots..

That said, here she is for USA:

A video posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on Jun 30, 2015 at 4:55pm PDT

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2015

03

Jul

Today in Miley Cyrus of the Day

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So Miley “Sexual Predator, Using her Position as a Celebrity to Lure in and Seduce Some Hipster Probably Lesbian Model, Who Likes the Press” Cyrus….is mocking gender issues…because it’s in, tumblr cool, when she’s not out finger banging models for press…

Boring…

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2015

03

Jul

Elle Fanning See Through Shirt of the Day

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Elle Fanning is probably not on the cry for attention…I looked her up on instagram and couldn’t find her so I guess she’s not that into fame whoring…and it seems, at least every time I leave my house, that girls just don’t wear bras, like showing their nipples, and like wearing little shorts…and Calvin Kleins….and I guess if I left my house…I’d be able to take it in, in everyday life…but instead I’ll look at pics of weirdo actresses, their weirdo actresses and sisters…and…whatever else this is…

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2015

03

Jul

Stephanie Mac is my Aussie Girlfriend of the Day

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This is my Australian girlfriend who doesn’t have sex with me, who doesnt want to have a Catfish experience with me, where we blindly fly her here to surprise her with a horrible basement apartment we share with my obese wife…it’s like hey hot girl from Australia, leave that beautiful setting, with beautiful people, to enter hell…I promise I’ll do posts on you….

Her name is Stephanie Mac …and like pretty much every Aussie model on instagram…is amazing…Seriously, I follow close to 4,000 random models who aren’t famous models on instagram and the Aussie girls are the ones that speak to my soul the most..

I don’t know why, but maybe it’s a Crocodile Dundee fetish from the 80s I just can’t shake…

Or maybe it’s because these girls just get it, and are just amazing…either way, here’s the first post of many on her, because I’m in love, even if it is one-sided..

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2015

03

Jul

Ronda Rousey Channels Caitlyn Jenner of the Day

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Ronda Rousey is a professional fighter…that everyone loves because she always wins, but who I think is a prime example of dudes sexualizing anything with a vagina, even when they shouldn’t be sexualized, because there’s absolutely nothing hot about her, and the only people who are drawn to jerking off to her are either closet case dudes, or dudes with a weird fetish of being submissive to a girl who can beat them up…

She did Kimmel the other day.. doing some promo for her next fight…

Which is totally fine..she’s an athlete, celebrate that…it’s like this girl is a beast, looks like a beast…but we don’t need to doll her up or strip her down in Men’s magazines to come across like anything sexy or sexual…because she’s popular…

The other day Sports illustrated released this video of Ronda Rousey, the UFC Fighter…like she was hot..proof that if you have a pussy, if you’re successful and have a pussy, dudes are going to jerk off to you and want to see you naked…even when they probably shouldn’t…

That said, I’m ready for the lesbian sex tape, I’ve seen her fights and they are pretty close to that…just in too much clothes…oright…

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2015

03

Jul

Rita Ora Panty Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna Impersonator who has been trying really to have a career of her own…

She reminds me of that Netflix documentary on back-up singers, who are actually more talented and skilled than the people they do back-up singing for, and in a lot cases, they care the hook of the song, which is what makes the song all the money it makes, but they just don’t have that star power…

Rita Ora…just doesn’t have that star power…

Sure she uses tactics like sheer tops, that you can see her nipple through on her instagram in a “LOOK AT ME, PLEASE LOOK AT ME”…when she’s not performing in lingerie like a stripper, you’d think she actually was, especially based on this “FACE TUNE” smoothing she’s done to her face in the pic…

She seems totally accessible, but like the accessible who gives you attitude when you approach her because she thinks she’s famous…making her a bit of a fucking joke…

But if the joke involves self shot panty flashes and see through shirts…showing off nipples…it’s a joke I’ll listen to and probably not laugh to, only because laughing is dumb…and I don’t believe in it…

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2015

03

Jul

Demi Lovato’s Bikini Round-Up of the Day

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Demi Lovato, who I thought was a Lesbian before Miley came out as a Lesbian last week….has been with Fes from that 70s Show, aka, the Hollywood Starlet De-virginizer – because when he was on the show…all the tweens would throw themselves at him…and he would take them because he was hispanic and that shit is normal…I mean girls start families at 16 where he’s from…since she was diagnosed Bi=Polar by her publicist as a good angle for her bad behavior..

We’ll, she’s doing the vegas bikini pool part tour now, and she’s looking good enough to look at..not that that means anything…

MY only Demi Lovato story is that Miley and Her have an underage sex tape that was shot in Nashville years ago, when they were both underage, and the reason she went crazy back when she was diagnosed bi-polar is because Miley said she would release it…

Apparently, the people who told me this story – had seen the video…from the person who shot the video..but that video will never be released…obviously…

But these bikini pics will, which is as exciting as this girl has been in a long time..

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2015

03

Jul

Angela Lindvall for Marie Claire France AUgust of the Day

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Angela Lindvall, despite her immigrant sounding name, is unlike most of the other topless models for fashion out there she’s straight from the slums of Oklahoma…an actual American model

#USA #MERICA #4thJuly

Here she is in Marie Claire France posing with exotic animals, which is always something that reminds me of late 80s fashion shoots I used to masturbate to…you know when models were models..and not just instagram hookers…

Speaking of hookers, this Angela Lindvall, is lucky she’s tall, because she’s 33 years old now….and has been in this model shit for a long fucking time….she started up at 14…you know another found in a bus station runaway story so much statutory rape stories are based…all underage and taken advantage of for sex offenders disguised as the fashion industry…where the money was too good to say no…but no different than being thrown into porn or escorting…

That said, she’s done Victoria’s Secret, SI, a bunch of campaigns…and now this. Fun.

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