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2024

24

Oct

Doja Cat in a Sheer Dress of the Day

Who is Doja Cat and why does she matter?

We’ll never know because I’m too lazy to google this shit and I am sure it’s some calculated bullshit story about a creature they either human trafficked or that came from the cloning lab and was designed to serve a purpose in destroying a generation of girls…

She’s in a sheer dress and you can see her G-String underwear, if you’re into that kind of thing though…

Because if you’re going to destroy a generation with garbage they call art, that is hardly art, but more importantly garbage designed for clicks and views, you might as well do it in a sheer dress…

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2024

24

Oct

Marisa Tomei Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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I saw Rosie Perez promoting some shit and her tits were massive, so I was going to google her tits to see if they were always massive, or if that’s just what happens when old ladies get old, they develop those granny tits a push up bra can make us believe are rockin’ tits…

In the search I ended up landing on Marisa Tomei, who was famous around the same time as Rosie Perez and who is also still working.

Unlike Perez, Tomoei is a rich kid raised by a New York Lawyer, where Perez was dragged through the foster system where she was abused….one is Italian the other Hispanic…pretty much totally different people, yet I categorize all old bitches pushing 60 in the same fucking box, which is we’ll fuck the menopause friction, especially when they are tits from the movies of yesteryear we jerked off to…but we don’t actively seek jerking off to them…unless we are weird…or unless it’s old content…

Anyway, Tomei is in a photoshoot in her underwear despite being old, meaning she wants you to actively jerk off to her.

Her bathtub scene reminds me of a rape photo storyboard I put together where the girl I had playing the hooker who was seemingly raped by a dude had jumped in the bath fully clothed to wash the SIN and PAIN away….I was so edgy, but Tomei is edgier, especailly as a senior!

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2024

24

Oct

Juno Temple has Male Pattern Baldness of the Day

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Juno Tempo is some old weathered skinny actress with some tit that she’s shown in the movies.

Thanks to showing the tits, people have bought into her being the kind of sex object they want in movies showing their tits….you know for jerk off purposes because it’s better for a girl in a shitty movie or show to get naked than to not get naked for the audience that is bored watching the propaganda they are being fed.

She is now working her way into the A-List….doing things like Ted Lasso and the big box Marvel movie Venom…

However, it seems like she has male pattern baldness and that’s concerning…

Girl is looking like the High School Principal who got fired for being a diddler, forced to move off into a remote cabin in the woods, where he grew out his hair out of laziness, giving up on life, no COMB OVER NO MORE….and all skinny from starving himself out because he lost his pension for his diddling…

I assume some of you are into that kind of thing..

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Her friend has tits though…her name Hannah Wad-of-Tits….

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2024

24

Oct

Ozempic Aguilera’s Being Old and Slutty of the Day

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Updated with new video:

Christina Aguilera, who prefers to be called “X-Tina” because she’s a whore, or some trauma based mind controlled clone who has dissociative disorder, who has killed off Christina Aguilera and replaced her with the flesh puppet, who is the fleshlight to some important people, who is the much racier X-Tina….

She was the popstar I thought would be a more fun fuck than Britney because she was a small blonde with bolt on tits, then she got fat, but like Jelly Roll, she’s been on the Ozempic and dropped about 100 pounds of sadness from emotional eating from her traumatic mind control, so she’s back to whore again.

Her face like a muppet may be trans-like….but it’s got that porn, stripper look that rich middle age ladies have and that I always appreciated because it levelled things out, like rich whore and poor whore, together a muppet…because FACE injections are EQUITABLE…

Anyway, Aguilera pushing 50 is being a whore, check it out.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2024

24

Oct

Corinna Kopf Pulling Out the Butt Plug of the Day

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I am an OnlyFans hater. We all had the idea of letting dudes pay the whores of the internet for sexts. We all knew that all whores, especially when they are already whoring on instagram, in a world where every girl has hardcore nudes on her phone, would share those with strangers for money because they were already sharing that shit with strangers for free.

I am an OnlyFans hater because it fucks up the social dynamic of whores.

This whore, Corina Kopf is apparently one of the highest earners on the OnlyFans machine that losers seem to pay girls to scam them on….

She makes upwards of 2 million dollars a month to either sext with her Indian Chat Bot, or to access her barely naked content.

There is NO WAY she isn’t laughing at her audience as she lives stupidly rich, because having made 67 million dollars on the platform, is a retarded amount of money.

This made 67 million dollars…this is not worth 67 million dollars…..it’s offensive to the value of the dollar that this low level nudity made that much…Do you know how much money 67 million dollars is….

She’s apparently 28 years old, but got her start at 20 when she was partnered up with some popular Youtube crew. She built her audience as the hot chick through them, but more importantly, she started streaming FORTNIGHT videos, so you know the kind of losers she roped into the scam before the scam was even being executed.

I understand that its a a huge industry that shouldn’t even exist, because if NO ONE paid these whores to do barely whorish things, they’d still be doing the whorish things in trying to get noticed.

One of our old advertisers is the OWNER and BILLIONAIRE of the platform….but he doesn’t give me any money anymore…..

I just think giving them all the money that you are giving them is fucking up the whole system and social dynamic of how society is supposed to work when it comes to whore.

Sure, pay whores to suck your dick, to give you a lap dance to actually fuck you….but to access their bullshit, lazy, barely slutty content

Paying whores to sext, when there are real girls you can sext for free and potentially end up fucking, with a little effort, makes no sense, you lazy low testosterone losers.

Not to mention, all the content gets leaked eventually…

So Make OnlyFans Disappear Again to Make Whoring Real Life and Great Again….

At least her tit flashes have become butt plug removal, which I am sure her fans are stoked on because they’re into anus….while paying to pretend to be straight.

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2024

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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What’s up Stinky Pussy loving perverts who pay for sex with fat girls they meet on tinder by buying them food they can’t afford….

I may not be funny anymore, but come to think of it, I don’t think I was ever funny, I just probably thought that I was funny due to my alcoholism and bad behavior….or because I took the awkward laughs from people I terrorized as being a sign of just how funny I was in my trolling….

It may not be easy to jerk off to Daytime TV anymore, thanks to the cast of the VIEW ruining all of that with their old age and crotchety diaper wearing rage while Kelly Ripa turning into skeletor ALL year round…not just on Halloween….

So, I guess everything good must come to an end….me thinking I am funny, me jerking off to Daytime TV, I guess all things affiliate with me….

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2024

23

Oct

Paige Spiranac Whores Out in Halloween Costumes of the Day

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Can you imagine that Paige Spiranac makes 1,000,000 dollars a month from dudes who are obsessed with her.

I am not a member but I’ll assume like other instagram whores making money off sad dudes who crave a connection so badly, that they sign-up to a 100 dollar per month membership with 10,000 other men, to feel supportive, special and like they’ll get noticed if they tip enough.

It’s lunacy, especially when I am sure the chat is with her virtual assistant who she pays less than 10 dollars an hour to sext with you….or pretend to care….

How else could she chat with 10,000 paying customers while seducing them into more money….

Can you imagine that 1000s of dudes are paying to see shit content like this, lazy, it’s not even a professional shoot in a location with props. It’s a shitty AMAZON costume and a selfie with some filters.

The world needs to level up on their expectations or what they pay for…or at the very least…stop paying these whores who are manipulating you….if such little effort gets a girl paid as well as Paige gets paid, imagine what actual effort does. The fact that she hustles just an inch harder than the other whores lets her be top-dog whore, should remind you that those who put in the work get the rewards.

The hope is that soon enough, it all collapses because then there will be asshole, tits and fucking…..it’s a gradual thing, but know when shit dries off or dries up that addiction makes them go harder and harder. They RARELY take the money from the scamming and run and usually say “well I already wear thongs, what’s bare ass, what’s a little bush, what’s a little pussy lip, what’s a little finger, what’s a little toy, what’s a little dick”….THAT addiction to that money and praise is strong…and it gets them EVERY TIME….None of these women tap out after their at the top of the scam, they just keep trying to level-up….and the only way up is by GETTING DOWN..

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2024

23

Oct

Mikey Madison Nipples in a Bra Top for a Stripper Movie of the Day

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Mikey Madison is some child of two psychologists, so we can assume she’s a science experiment that they undertook together to see how to make a future starlet through mind control tactics.

Psychologists are psychopaths and their kids are usually their experiments….

In this case, the home schooled actress has finally landed a job that will put her on the map to us perverts.

She was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, so you know she’s an official product of the industry raised by handlers. She was in some Scream spin-off and now she’s in some new movie called ANORA….that won the Palme D’Or at Cannes, which is a big deal.

It’s by some guy named Sean Baker, who is apparently obsessed with whores he calls sex workers. He won Oscars for Florida Project and some other shit he’s done.

This project is about a stripper who marries a Russian Oligarch in Vegas only for his family to force them to get an annulled.

They cast for the movie in the strip club, because the writer loves strippers and since we love strippers and since stripping is going to make a comeback because it brings a more analog experience, a more human experience in this overly digital behind the screen whoring…..it’s probably going to be a hit.

Here’s some leaked or released sexy scenes to jerk off to….if you’re into jerking off to clips from mainstream movies in this porn era, rather than jerking off to actual chicks in person, or hiring actual whores in person….GET OFF THE SCREEN BRO..

Posted in:Mikey Madison

2024

23

Oct

Azealia Banks Doesn’t Like Fat White Wiggers of the Day

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I think Azealia Banks is pretty iconic, so I’m into staring at the tits.

She was pretty famous at one point in time. She was a budding hipster popstar who decided to act up on social media, which I guess scared the industry or the handlers of the industry who saw a that they couldn’t control her and that made them not want to invest in her because she was a liability.

She apparently lived in Montreal Canada at one point in time, yet she never sat on my face, like most women who live in Montreal Canada, except maybe a handful of homeless crackwhores and a few strippers from decades ago….but at least I try to please women with my mouth….if only things worked out different for us….

At one point in time she was pretending to do VooDoo chicken sacrifices in her NYC apartment….She’s been pretty hilarious when her stories pop up, because she calls out everyone and anything, consistently beefing anything popular by throwing down her mean spirited facts.

She also called out fat white men for being disgusting, especially when they are WIGGERS, so I figure all the fat dudes out there will appreciate the tits that don’t appreciate their tits.

Posted in:Azealia Banks

2024

23

Oct

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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I like to identify as a hard hitting journalist, even though I don’t really know anything about journalism, and if I was a hard hitting journalist, I’d rather be the kind that is paid off by the regime to push lies and propaganda so that I can afford my beach house.

My form of journalism is documenting the insanity that happens on the internet, because there are a lot of weird fucking people on the internet, so weird that it’s blossomed into being weird in real life, so weird that more and more people are getting in on the weirdness, because they want that internet attention too and when enough people are weird about it or how they go about it, it becomes the normal….

The baseline rises to weirdness…..

So in documenting the insanity of the internet all these years, since I’m a hard hitting investigative journalist who does the bare minimum, I end up posting sluts posting WET SPOT pictures, in efforts to get attention, followers, or paid subscribers…

With captions like “EAT MY PANTY GRAVY OFF YOUR POT ROAST LOOKING FACE” or “DRIPPING THINKING ABOUT YOU”….where YOU is the ALL encompassing YOU and not actually YOU but if you’re retarded enough you believe is actually YOU so you pull the credit care out to chat with her AI chat bot that’s actually an indian dude in a call center…

With that being said, here are those WETSPOTS…since it’s Wednesday.