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2015

08

Jun

Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day

Salma Hayek, like most women who haven’t had breast cancer…has tits…but unlike most women…her tits have given her a career as the goto Mexican seductress in movies she’s never won an Academy Award for, but that she has pulled her tits out for, because her tits are the whole reason she’s in the fucking movie in the first place…our system is still dated like that…

Well…here she is with her tits at an event…only this time with more wrinkles…since she’s probably pushing 60 by now..but still doing what it is she’s been doing for a long time…because you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and why would you want to when they are so big and round and lovely like this..

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Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2015

08

Jun

Charlotte McKinney’s Ass Crack of the Day

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When Charlotte McKinney’s done with her premature TV Stint…up on some Emrata replacement tits…in a world where you need very little to be famous..or at least “known”…but a lot to be sustainable, since people lose interest fast as there is always another vapid busty cunt who fucked the right people to take your place…

I mean she did Guess once thanks to meeting the Guess photographer in Florida…then she booked one Superbowl commercial as a reminder of who she was to the 10 people who knew who she was after doing Guess…and I’m not counting the instagram followers since all that shit is just that…shit…only to get on TV, on a huge show, a mainstream show, that may not be a good show…but still something trash everywhere love…a show she didn’t really qualify being on…as she is not a star, not even low level..at least Joanna Krupa had modeled 10 years for FHM and Maxim before her bottom feeding on TV happened…..

Not that it matters, but I guess what does matter is that she’s going to events, trying to make noise with ass crack, because there’s no where else really for her to go…she’s peaked…it’ll be a sex tape too many months too late in a year or two…a rich husband…forgotten…

And the real amazing is that she’s made it this far…being average at best..but more importantly, where are her tits…those are what matter…what’s this boost of confidence that they do

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2015

08

Jun

Niykee Heaton Does Snapchat of the Day

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Her name is Niykee Heaton.

She’s a youtube Bieber style cover song singing bottom feeder who got signed to Timberlake’s label early on when he say his gay best friend Usher make 100 millions off Bieber and figured like MTV did with Tila Tequila – that this was the way to go….something she was probably stoked on…but that she quickly realized required extra marketing efforts and use of her tits and ass like all girls these days, especially the feminist ones do…and has turned on the instagram…and now the snapchat for things like this…porny…and amazing…keep up the good work…

I can’t wait to see the music videos…I’m sure all your daughters need this in a pop leader…you know the more porny Rihanna…who is already porny enough…

The world may be doomed, but at least girls are slutty.

Posted in:Niykee Heaton

2015

08

Jun

Beth Behrs and the Worst Kind of Panty Flash of the Day

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Nothing ruins a potential panty upskirt like a pair of SPANX…

I am all for shape shifting underwear to make a girl look better than she does thanks to the aging process, bad diet, laziness…if those shape shifting underwear are never seen, but rather just a took to cover up a girl’s laziness..

I am not for shape shifting underwear in my porn, in my sex, or on girls I want to bang….or get back to my house to bang…because it is a lie that perpetuates a lie and it is too affordable and accessible…like the push up bra…anyone can get one..when fake tits used to be something that involved more commitment..and not just slippng into bike shorts like a suasage…

This Beth Behrs chick is from 2 Broke Girls…but not broke at all..but I guess not overly secure with her body…trying to tighten up shop…instead of just doing squats…rich people..so lazy.

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Posted in:Beth Behrs|SFW

2015

08

Jun

Daisy Lowe’s See Through Dress of the Day

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I like all things with daddy issues…even though I think all things have daddy issues…because why else is every girl fucking crazy…from good home or not…maybe the idea of daddy issue should just be thrown out the window and instead we’ll just call it “capable of having a period”….but then that would exclude the meth addicts and old bitches in menopause who are just as daddy issue crazy..but can’t get their periods…

Not that it matters…what matters is Daisy Lowe’s level of lovely..in her see through but not really dress that shows her underwear that’s not really underwear….but meant to be seen for fashion and maybe a little attention that could be because her dad is a tranny fucking, Gwen Stefani Marrying, Australian perverts who had to paternity test her…when she was old enough to be scarred from the experience…and that’s a good thing…to me…

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Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2015

08

Jun

Chloe Bridges Bikini of the DAy

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Her name is Chloe Bridges, I don’t know if she’s related to Jeff or Lloyd or the Other Bridges…maybe she’s one of their daughters, or maybe she’s just some stage parented kid, who isn’t a kid anymore but who has been in the game since she was 16, not that this is a very fun game but it is a joke…the amount of money these idiots make…and how they represent everything that is wrong with society…all while encouraging other talentless fucks to try to find their talent or at least fake it long enough to get some noise around them so that they can be shot by the paparazzi too..

Her IMDB includes nothing you’ve ever heard of…except one or two episodes on some popular shows…

But her PR Team has gone the route of typical..bikini bullshit..that is still bikini…even if it is bullshit..

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Posted in:Chloe Bridges

2015

08

Jun

Reese Witherspoon Continues to Brainwash the Masses of the Day

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I would say that this is Reese Witherspoon patronizing the masses..like she was Walmart and not at some Walmart event doing a little dance for these lower middle class people to feel joy and excitment thanks to having depressing lives that led them to a Walmart event…

It’s like “Oh she’s like us, she’s like us and she’s gone hollywood, she’s like us, just a good old country girl”…forgetting she’s a vapid twat, with 100s of millions of dollars, who plays country bumpkin, drunk cop patronizing brat, to keep them all on her side…because people are half retarded…as you already know..

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2015

08

Jun

Aubrey Plaza Bikini Photos of the Day

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The interesting thing about being famous, or semi-famous, or whatever the fuck Aubrey Plaza is, I mean I thought she was just some chick in youtube videos for CollegeHumor, but I guess I was wrong…

Is that there is so much importance on her or any of these girls…as soon as they put on a bikini…like “OMG, look at this random slag in a bikini, at the beach, where she is supposed to be wearing a bikini”…like it is fucking news, or important…

You’d think that all the porn available to you, would make things like this…totally flimsy and uninteresting…I mean she doesn’t even have that great of a body or massive comical tits…or really anything…yet she’s in a bikini..so let’s make a story about it…because tits get hits…and I’d say I want nothing to do with this, but validating, or using bikinis as a Promotional tool, and seeing it work…always low level enough to make me laugh to myself…but barely…since I think laughing is the devils work..

Who gives a fuck.

Posted in:Aubrey Plaza

2015

08

Jun

Cops VS Dallas Pool Party Black People Went To and Other Videos of the Day

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Texas Gas Station Fight

Brazilian Spiderman Robber Fail of His Life

Man VS Motorcycle

Police Snatch Phone – Spray Dude

Little Kid Taken Away in a Bouncy Castle

Police Smash Car to Get Driver Out

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Chinese Elevator Death of the Day

Sometimes It is Better to Lose the Shoe

Woman Gives Birth in Toilet…

Old Man VS Punk

Posted in:stepLINKS|stepNEWS

2015

08

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would assume that if I left my house…magical things could happen…but then I look at my phone…and realize…that all these girls who think I am 23 on Tinder send me nudes that I wouldn’t get if I did leave my house…so like a smart investor, I’m gonna invest my time in that…since it’s not about life experiences, and meeting great people, I’m married and Miserable…It’s about not leaving bed as often as you can..while distracting yourself by the doomed world…the miserable life you live…with NOODZ….

That pretty much sums up the weekend…here some links of people and things you probably don’t care about, but you’re mindless and figure – click, see, leave…distract…

I get you…we are in this together.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Nancy Sinatra’s Bikini Picture
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I would Fuck Me Some Charli XCX
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Today in Thigh Gap
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Kid Trolling Bus Driver Gets Trolled
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Soon Drunk Driving Will be Impossible – There Goes Our Freedom
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Little People are Divorcing…
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Rugby Woman of the Day
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Beyonce Fans are Mad at Beyonce
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Queen of Versaille’s Daughter Found Dead…
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Aubrey Plaza Bikini Photos
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