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Rita Ora’s Rockin Body of the Day

Katy Perry Tucks her Titties in her Boxers of the Day

Megan Fox Titties Going Viral of the Day

Dua Lipa Doing Ballerina Shit of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter Strips Down for SKIMS of the Day

2015

Mar

Zoe Kravitz Bathing Suit Round-Up of the Day

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I kinda hate Zoe Kravitz. She’s just some Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, because the media wrote about how cool her style was 10 fucking years ago, because the media loves celebrity kids especially when they are rich kids of Jewish rockstars and light skinned bitches from the Cosby Show you may have masturbated to, cuz she was the most accessible black girl for white America to accept, before Halle Berry… in that black doctor who wasn’t just called the doctor cuz he was a drug dealer and lawyer who wasn’t just representing herself in court in their fantasy household…not that you remember the Cosby Show. That was 30 years ago…unless you have been following the Bill Cosby drama, in which case you may be…

Not that it matters…

The reason I kinda hate Zoe Kravitz is that when she peaked during her she blocked me on twitter and that’s just rude, a personality trait typical of cunty rich kids who have people everywhere stroking their ego cuz of who their parents are, but still behavior I hate.

Here she is in a bikini, looking better than ever…seriously…but probably a horrible person…but then again, what the fuck do I know….

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2015

Mar

Naked Women’s Rights Protesters for Women’s Day of the Day

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There’s not better way to celebrate women, or International Women’s Day, thank with nudity, because if there is one thing I know that I love about women, it isn’t their nagging, or their feminist women’s right bullshit, but rather their exposed vaginas and tits trying to get ahead, get attention, prove a point, or get pregnant to lock down their man…

I mean, feminists hate me, they think I objectify women, while anyone with a brain knows these bitches just objectify themselves…they could be doctors and lawyers but instead become nude models…trying to get famous…hate the system…

Here they are protesting abortions…

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2015

Mar

Kate Hudson is a Hard Nippled Mom in Shorts of the DAy

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Kate Hudson is a terrible person….at least that is what I would assume, seeing as I have never met her, and have no idea what her deal is….I just like to judge girls pushing 40 on her having run through so many celebrity cocks….being the cute daughter of Goldie Hawn, who you can assume that in her teens was at all the exclusive parties ripping coke, and taking cock, and getting pregnant by older men…only to have their kid…before leading Owen Wilson to killing himself…or at least trying, despite what Zoolander fans wanted him to do…

She’s not all that hot, but she’s got a great ass and she looks good now thanks to breeding at a young age. She’s not all that talented, but she knows the right people, and knowing the right people is all you need. She’s made a ton of money acting, all because she’s Goldie Hawn’s Daughter…reminding us that acting is really a joke and once you break into the scene, you’re good.

She’s been linked to a lot of people, one would call her a slut…but not me, because I like girls who fuck a lot…not for their herpes, or because it means they are better at fucking, but for their inability to control themselves…because they are easier for me to finger when they have 2 drinks in them….

All this to say, she’s showing some cleavage, she looks good, whether she was a mom or not, and over analyzing her vagina and all it has been through, or her career..or even that she lead Owen Wilson to suicide….can’t take away from that…I’m a fan.

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2015

Mar

Bella Thorne Does Nylon of the Day

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People love Bella Thorne…I don’t know if it is because she’s actually hot and amazing, or whether it is because she’s 17 and historically, at least in the last 10 years of doing this site, I’ve seen an upswing in interest in 17 year old girls, even when they aren’t hot, because America is really against under 18 year old girls fucking, and dudes are genetically coded to like under 18 year old girls, for whatever evolutionary reason, even though under 18 year old girls are annoying as fuck…

So what happens is that the PR teams know to slut the girl up, but not in a way that will get them arrested for sex offence…as a built up to her 18th birthday, that for all I know could have already happened, leading to pantsless pics in magazines that a huge audience will focus on, because pantsless teens excite them, and being excited increases her stock value, and her increased stock value leads to more jobs and more money, making everyone in her sideshow family of weirdo hippies fed…as she’s the only one who is really earning in their “traveling” and “performer” family I call just parents whoring their kids for money…because it’s better than working…I mean why else have kids…right…

Here are some of the pics..

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2015

Mar

Adriana Lima in Vogue Eyewear Campaign of the Day

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I don’t think there’s anything really exciting about Adriana Lima. She is an old, even washed up Brazilian model who made it in the early 2000s and now gets overpaid to spend a day getting her picture taken…two decades laters…

She is known for her lingerie and bikini half naked modeling, but I guess now that she’s expired, they’ve decided to put her in sunglasses…which as it turns out may cover up her haggard over 30 year old, probably botoxed face…and mom body…but clothed makes her a hell of a lot less interesting than when she poses in lingerie and bikinis, even if her in lingerie and bikini body isn’t as good as it used to be…I’ll still look at half naked over whatever is going on here…

I have no idea why I feel this is important to post, because I don’t..it just kind of happened.

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2015

Mar

Bill Cosby’s Pajama Wearing Message and Other Videos of the Day

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World News Videos | US News Videos

People on Drugs of the Day

Local News Ordering his Fast Food Live on TV

Chinese Kids Blowing Up the Manhole

Pig of the Day

Racist Oklahoma Chant

NYC Subway Drama…Never Fuck with a Crocheting Bitch

Bus Passenger Attacks State Trooper Arresting Her

Fight of the DAy

Dog Jacking Off at the Fair

Cane Fight on the Bus

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2015

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my weeekend was probably walking into a random bar with a sign that read “Live Music” on the outside, only to find what I can only describe as a mecca of cheap, mall dress wearing, real estate agent looking, 45 year old women…who I assume were either divorced or at this bar for their one outing of the month. It felt like a sex cult where everyone knew each other, mixed with the Stepford wives, and I was just lucky enough, even though I am never lucky to come across them…It felt like I walked into divorcee heaven…on what must have been singles night…all of them drunk and sloppy like college kids…but the one girl who stood out the most, was the one who didn’t realize her dress was tucked into her panties, for a solid hour…walking around ass out.

Unfortunately, I don’t look like a soccer dad, or like I play golf, and 45 year old suburbanites fear homeless looking people, but I still got the chance to really understand why women should kill themselves at 40….I mean unless they plan on Golden Girls’-ing that shit and making a comedy routine out of it, despite what Oprah Says.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…or afternoon, I can’t be sure. Thanks Daylight’s Savings Time.

Today in Thigh Gaps
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Oklahoma University Sings a Racist Chant
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Emma Watson on Nude Pic Hackers
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Hydrogen ROcket Destroys a Pepsi Can Pyramid
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Bill Cosby’s Message to His Fans
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Kanye is the Black Madonna
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Tallulah WIllis See Through Shirt
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Russian Man Gets Stuck in a Snow Mobile
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Fugitive Gets Caught From Posting a Status about Soft Ball
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THe Suicide Experiment
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Two Idiots Arrested for Carving Initials into Rome’s Colloseum
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2015

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Earlier today, I was checking my snapchat…at the grocery store, because I get so many asshole pics of girls I have to constantly check them so that I don’t miss any…and I walked right into some mom bending over tending to her baby. My dick pretty much slammed right between her ass cheeks like I was trying to penetrate her, and for some reason, a reason I call not being her fantasy man…she lost her fucking shit, and assumed I did it on purpose, and when I told her that I was just lost in my sea of asshole pics…she seemed to take things worse…managers were called, police threatened to be called..all because I am a pervert who had an accidental pervert moment…

Here are some stepLINKS…for the Weekend…

Webcam Girl Gets Caught Masturbating in the Library
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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The New Super Girl
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Katherine Heigl in 2001
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Weirdo Jessica Alba Pictures of the Day
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Kelly Clarkson Never Called Miley a Stripper
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Taylor Swift Woke Up Like This
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Oiled Up girl in Lingerie
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Slut of the Day
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Charlotte McKinney is a Whore Gallery
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The Biggest Beauty Pageant Scandals to Ever Surface
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Emily Rat Cow at an Event
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Emily Rat Cow at Another Event
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Zoe Kravitz Nipples and Cameltoe
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Plots of Disney Movies Spelled Out in Emojis
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Eva Longoria in a Tight Dress
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Nicole Scherzinger Looks Hot
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Gwyneth Paltrow on Instagram….
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Chris Brown Hates Chirssy Teigen Too
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Teacher Shows Movie in class – Gets Arrested
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Naked French Actor
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45 Deep Sea Creatures That’ll Scare You Away from the Ocean
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Ashley Tisdale Lives
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Fergie Booty
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Topless girl in Black and WHite
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Fox Reporter Exagerated Home Invasion Story
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Girls Doing Fish Face
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Stripclub of the Day
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So Many Amazing Cam Girls…
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Dirty in the Tub
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Masturbating
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It’s an Inny not an Outty
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Nude Yoga
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Boobs
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Today in Peeing
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

Mar

Kim Kardashian Nipples in a Mesh Shirt to Celebrate the Attention Her New Hair is Getting of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a classy young lady pushing 40, who recently told the media she fucks Kanye 500 times a day because they are trying to have more babies…something that I wouldn’t put past her, and if her career went the route of porn, there would probably be video of it, and there probably is, because that pussy can handle 500 cocks, there is no doubt in my mind that pussy couldn’t handle all 500 cocks at the same time…it’s just that gaping…

So she dyed her hair blonde, looked silly but the people cared, because the people are silly….and decided to wear a Mesh shirt because she has massive tits…and they can help propel this nonsense that people care about even though she is garbage…and clearly so are all of you because you created her…and I hate you for that..but I don’t hate her for still showing her titties..because titties are fun….even when they are attached to a demon monster shitting on humanity…like this twat…

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2015

Mar

Selena Gomez in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Selena Gomez was out in a Sports bra…showing off them tits she bought after Bieber must have dumped her and called her a flat chested hooker…or maybe that she decided to get because she wanted to balance out her LUPUS bloat from the meds…or maybe she just changed her birth control..or she is in a good push up bra but either way, she’s flaunting her tits…and whatever the reason or cause of those tits…doesn’t really matter…she’s doing Disney the way I like Disney done…you know so that I can jerk off to it from the privacy of my own home and not at the Theme park like Walt, where you risk getting arrested as a sex offender due to all the kids walking around….

All this to say, I like this look…

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