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2015

04

Jun

Kendall Kylie Jenner Shorts of the Day

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When you’re dad comes out to the world as a woman in his big reveal…like this was Extreme Makeover before it became Extreme Home Makeover to mask how terrible the fucking show idea was…taking mom away from the kids to give her 3 months of extreme surgery turning her into another person…because the world is a vapid, superficial place, not that Bruce Jenner was ever really present for the kids, he was too busy cash grabbing and whoring them all out, because people love attention…

You should always wear short enough jumpers to show the world your ass cheek…it’s not only today’s fashion, but encoded in your hooker DNA…

I’m into this.

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2015

03

Jun

Gillian Anderson Possible See Through for the Nerds of the Day

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I know what Gillian Anderson is doing here…she’s trying to get back in touch with her virgin loser fans after taking a decade off…even though 95 percent of her fans are still her fans…it’s a comic book conference thing…these motherfuckers get older…but their orgasms for the same girls stay the same…

I mean why else would she possibly be showing her nipples after making public appearances about new X-Files…this is her diving in…tits first…because I guess when you’re not lusted after long enough…it fucks up your self esteem…especially while going through menopause…

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2015

03

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Nipple Outtakes of the DAy

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These are probably the hottest pictures that Candice Swanepoel has ever been a part of…shot by Elle Macpherson’s ex husband who has been creating smutty fashion porn with bikini models for decades…making it far more interesting that the shit instagram models are putting out there because she’s a real model, but she’s hardly that interesting…since this is the most interesting thing she’s done…what I am saying is I want more scandal, but I’ll take wet t-shirts.

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2015

03

Jun

Teresa Pamler Does Naked Yoga of the Day

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Teresa Palmer is a not very famous actress. In fact, I think people only really found out about her a couple of weeks ago when she posted a breast feeding image to facebook to show her support for the free the nipple, it’s ok to expose your nipple, it means you are not oppressed by a patriarchal system that allow men to decide what is appropriate or not, while most men I know love exposed nipples and the only people I’ve ever heard complain about a public breast feeder was a woman…as the men around looked on in awe…

Well apparently, she’s also into free the ass, when doing yoga, it’s the outfit needed to get pregnant in the first place so that you have a slutty political agenda that dudes can jerk off to…

So Teresa Palmer, although a new mom with a battered vagina, is lovely to me…and I’m sure that’s exactly what she’s going for!

She was also in a bikini…

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2015

03

Jun

Kristin Chenoweth Getting Fondled by ALan Cumming of the Day

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The amazing thing about Kristin Chenoweth, an aging Broadway Star who has been in movies and on Glee…is not that shes getting felt up by a gay theatre actor, but rather that in 2001, she sold a show based on her life as a NYC receptionist with dreams of being famous…and the show actually happened and had 13 episodes before being cancelled in a “who the fuck did she fuck for that”….I mean 2001 NBC was far different than NBC now…if you had a clever idea and produced it yourself…you could get a TV show…look at Broad City…but if Broad City went in with a script in 2001…their ugly asses would have been kicked out of the office…if they even got into the office…leading me to wonder…what went right for this one…I think it starts in her mouth and ends in her ass…if you know what I mean…

YEs…I just analyzed Kristin Chenoweth …who I don’t even know….based on her wikipedia page…because I didn’t watch Glee…because I have a penis…just like Lea Michele.

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2015

03

Jun

Trying to Look Up Sophia Bush’s Skirt of the Day

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Sophia Bush may not being showing her bush, but that doesn’t mean I am not looking at this picture from every angle, trying to see if you can see a bit of her bush, assuming that she has bush, in this bush-free, bush is gross, bush is for 70s porn mainstream that makes me dig through hipsters for bush, and even the hipsters aren’t committed to the fashionable aspect bush has to offer and a lot of them just shave it off like a Kardashian too…

Not because I love Sophia Bush, I don’t even know who she is, I just assume she’s not related to the the Bush family, and even if she was I would try to see her bush…

Because I love bush, om aging actors…on anyone…Save Your Bush.

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2015

03

Jun

Magdalena Frackowiak Topless Shoot of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is apparently some horrible Polish model who managed to beat out the stats against Polish woman and didn’t end up a hairy little troll working at the hot dog stand…or more realistically, the sex trade, probably by pissing in champagne classes, because these Eastern European girls like quality, on webcam for their pimps who pimp them….but instead is a Victoria’s Secret angel, who only needs to piss in Champagne glasses when the billionaire boyfriend tells her to, because even with contract and her own money, billionaires have a certain allure and you don’t want to pisss them off because it gets in the way of them knocking you up..

That said, like all models these days, she’s topless….it’s the nature of the industry…and we like topless..

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2015

03

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s See Through Outfit of the Day

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Kim Kardashian has announced that she is pregnant, so in typical Kim Kardashian mastery of the media, she’s decided to wear a totally inappropriate, possibly see through outfit for the paparazzi that her family has called and hired for this task, as she and really everyone in the family know how to mind fuck the masses, like they are cult leaders, but unfortunately, not the Jim Jones style cult where they all drink the fucking Koolaid, that wasn’t even Koolaid, but rather the generic brand, because cult’s don’t have the kind of luxuries the Kardashians have, even though in both instances, the reason they can afford anything is because of the spiritually lost people who buy into them…

That said, Kim Kardashian is the kind of whore who would strip 9 months pregnant and give birth on stage if the price was right…just a fucking peddling…pile of shit…

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2015

03

Jun

Amazing Kendall for Cameron Hammond of the Day

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I think this girl is named Kendall Schuler ….and unlike Kendall Kardashian, who is the only other Kendall I know and feel I should reference her to, because that’s the kind of low level commentary I do, I find the easiest think to talk about,, like the fact that she’s an aspiring model, who gets naked in her craft, because everyone gets naked and that is standard practice for these models, and really every girl I’ve communicated on TINDER, making the world more fun because we get to see everyone naked, but more repetitive and boring because it takes no effort…

These are not her nude modeling pics, but rather some campaign for a dude name CAMERON HAMMOND that is arguably one of the better catalog pics I’ve seen…because I hate catalog pics…but I don’t hate this..

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2015

03

Jun

Gigi Hadid’s Favorite Activity of the Day

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It is safe to say that this is the one thing that Gigi Hadid learned from her family when she was growing up…and that is to always look at yourself in the mirror, because you are richer and prettier and better than everyone else out there all thanks to coming from their egotistical, stage parent, throw the kid in the industry instead of into becoming a Tycoon of her own, since this is the instagram era of selfie…so selfie…

I don’t think anything she represents or does is good, positive, representative of hard work or talent, and I don’t discriminate just because she’s a rich kid…I discriminate because she’s a rich kid who has got notoriety but hasn’t had a sex tape….and that’s representative of a world that has gone to shit…

Here’s her ass..

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