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2015

11

May

Elisabetta Canalis Ass Since George Clooney of the Day

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I guess there is life after George Clooney dumped you for some Lawyer who he constantly praises because she probably knows a secret about him…like that he fucks trannies, and is legal owner of such footage, because she’s a lawyer and wouldn’t extort someone into marriage unless she couldn’t get in trouble criminally…

Her name Elisabetta Canalis, she’s from Italy…and apparently…she’s wearing tight pants on instagram…showing what I can assume George Clooney never put his penis inside because he’s gay.

But maybe I am wrong…but what I am not wrong about is that she’s got this level of “this close”…or “almost made it”…but now I’m nothing…about her…and I find it hot..

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2015

11

May

Now You Know who Melissa Reeves is of the Day

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In case you didn’t know Melissa Reeves was…you will still know who Melissa Reeves is but you will have seen her tits pulled out…and I doubt it will do much for her, even though she’s fun enough to pull out her tits for the paparazzi…I doubt a career will come from this…but you may…come from this…

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Posted in:Melissa Reeves

2015

11

May

Maria Menounos’ Food Baby of the Day

There’s a few pretty unattractive things going on in this video of Maria Menounos at some desperate housewife event involving lame, wine guzzling 40 year olds trying to have a good time, that no matter how good of a time they have, they are still 40 year olds…never quite being as cute or fun as 20 year olds…and if anything…it’s just sad….

The first…is that Maria Menounos eats, and we hate when girls do that, the second is that she shows off her belly after eating, something we hate….especially when called a Baby, because pregnancy is disgusting as it is…and even more disgusting when you are forced to think of her shitting this out when it’s run it’s course…it’s like keep your food baby to yourself bitch..

All this to say…Who’s Maria Menounos again?

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Whoever she is, here she is in a bikini….without food baby…

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2015

11

May

Selena Gomez Topless in Bed of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this instagram video of her having a hard time sleeping because we can assume that either the stress of being Selena Gomez and living a life of luxury pretty much on vacation all the time thanks to having a team of people doing everything including but not limited to wiping her ass with their mouth because it doesn’t chaff…

We can assume that she’s stessing out about nothing really, or maybe she’s just jacked on diet pills and stimulants to get her back into Disney Shape…

Who cares, she’s topless and in bed, and intimate and even private moment that she’s got make-up on for….because you wish you could be in bed with her…or at least jerking off to her while she sleeps because she’s a pervert…

Here she is with some mom erotica….yeah….sit on her lap…you naughty chubby thing….rocking your pimp hard…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

11

May

Kylie Jenner Names Khloe Kardashian her Mom of the Day

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Not only do they share plastic surgeons, preference in black men penis,

Kylie either feels sorry for bootleg Kardashian…or when momma hooker kardashian turned jenner was busy whoring out the cuter sisters, and Kylie’s dad was busy sneaking around trying on panties, I guess Khloe was left on the sidelines with no friends, and nothing to do, probably because she was locked in the basement because that’s what you do with monsters, forced to hang with Kylie who was left crawling around with the hired help, because after 10 kids, who’s got time to raise them, when you’re busy pimping them…or some shit…plus Khloe is there to do it…

thank you for being you & being another mother figure to me my whole life and doing the same for our nieces and nephews. Whoever, one day, gets to have you for a mom will be the luckiest in the world. To the ones who’ve tried & haven’t received.. I celebrate you on this day too,

If you don’t care and I know you don’t – here’s Kim K waist training…because she’s a whore… who needs more than waist training…like taken out back and shot…or maybe some war camp abduction would work too…

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If you don’t care about that…and I know you don’t…here’s kendall in a bikini

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

11

May

Man Has Sex with a Porsche and Other Videos of the Day

Here’s a Dude Fucking Car Exhaust

Burger King Dumping Hot Oil in Sewer

Young Thug Escapes Police

Racist Georgian School FOunder

Street Boxing that Ended in Death of 16 Year Old….

Driver VS Flood

Roof Ripped Off School in Tornado

Failed Suicide of the Day

Ambulance Drive of the Day

Crazy Lady of the Day

Motorbike Slams that Pussy

Granny Tormented By Laser Pointer

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was Mother’s Day yesterday…and I unfortunately didn’t make anyone a mother and give them a fake name so that they can’t track me down for abortion money…

I spent the day, since I am motherless, watching facebook update emotional tributes of amateur writers for their mothers…because facebook is their platform to bullshit the fucking world…instead of just telling their mom how they feel…

I did appreciate the one or two anal sex, abortion, and “my mom sucks”….updates to lighten the fucking mood…

When the internet from anonymous to everyone fully exposing themselves making shit feel like group therapy…everything went to shit…but luckily with being fully exposed or a willingness to be full exposed, I get spread pussy shots…..so many spread pussy shots…which in case you didn’t know…is better than group therapy / AA/ facebook status rants…

Here are some morning links….

Girls in Lingerie
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Competitive Eater Eats a Giant Burrito….
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Selma Blair is Playing Kris Jenner in a new OJ Simpson Show
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Boycot the Lena Dunham Taylor Swift Music Video
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Taylor Swift in Short Shorts
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Kylie Minogue in Lingerie Like it was the 80s
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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American Idol is Finally Ending
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Tori Spelling is Making More Babies…
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Owl Shits on another Owl
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant in Underwear
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Dog and Rats BFFs
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A Bunch of Hot Selfies
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

11

May

Argentian Big Brother Marian Farjat Masturabtion Video of the DAy

Here name is Marian Farjat…she was on Argentina Big Brother…apparently obscure market Big Brother wasn’t enough fame for her…and it wasn’t enough exposure of selling herself out in the name of content and trying to be famous….

So she released a masturbation video…

Apparently this is news, in Argentina, I would guess…because I know she doesn’t exist here and watching this is no different than watching no name girls I get nude videos from…which means it’s still awesome enough…

Posted in:Marian Farjat

2015

09

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Telling girls you are about to cum to them is okay if it is a girl you sext and she expects it and even likes it, but not if it is your sister at a family dinner…

I guess that’s what I think about when I think of Mother’s day….

Here are some Mother’s Day Links on Mother’s Day…

Follow Me on Instagram @drunkenstepfatherdotcom

Here are some Mother’s Day Links on Mother’s Day…

Website Model Pumps Up the Jam
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Pam Anderson Nipple See Through…I’m Just Shocked She Still Has Nipples…After All the Implants…
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Miley Cyrus Bi-Sexual
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Best Quotes from Movie Moms…
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Emma Rossum in a Red Dress
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Slut of the Day
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Thor Dick
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Sofia Vergara Busty on All Fours
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Amber Rose is in Movie and She Brought Her Tits
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Elvis Heiresses at some Event
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Senior Citizens try out Apple Watch
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Big Tits on a Nobody Model
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UK Fame Whores are Funny
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Two Ginger Pussies
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This Attempted Murder is Insane
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Rosie Huntington at Some Event
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Megan Fox Still Exists
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Summer Camp Horror Stories
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Baltimore Man Hard at Work
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A Bunch of Selfies
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Karlie Kloss is Boring But Has great Legs
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Fan Tries to Do Selfie with Mike Tyson
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Chrisssy Teigen Hard Nipples
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Dark Hair Light Eyes…
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Big Tits on a Nobody Model
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Elizabeth Olsen Nipples
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The Worst Viral Marketing Campaigns
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Ruth Wilson Side Tits
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Someone Cares what Ja Rule Thinks
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Jamie Oliver Chops Onions With Crystal Edit
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Porn Protest…in London…
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I wonder what Amal Clooney Has On George Clooney…
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The Best Reviews of Kim Kardashian’s Book
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Do You Want to Play With My Balls
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Michelle Keegan Booty in a Dress
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The Most Memorable Catch Phrases from Action Movies
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Instagram Bank Robbing Idiot
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Epic Win Compilation
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Dad Reacts to Son’s Math Test
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Heidi Klum is Good…
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Instagram Hookers of the Day
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Kid Heroes of ’90s Movies That You Totally Forgot About
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Own Shits on Another Owl then Runs
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2 Million People Still Use AOL Dial Up
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Jodie Sweetin Big Ex Meth Tits
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Rosie Huntington Legs…
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Gwyneth and her Mom
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Charlize Theron Mad Max Premiere
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Big Tits in the Shower.
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Household Items in Ass
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Not Everyone is Meant to Be a Stripper
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Close Up Vagina Party
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Yu lika to fucka me? I’m Asian and I’m sexy:
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Gollum Fetish Porn
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Alien Fetish Porn
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Hard Nipple Webcam Play
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Stacey Dash Naked in 2006
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Twister Party!
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A Cam Girl in Red Panties…
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Lesbians in paradise
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Topless Beach – Chip Eating…
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The Hottest Webcam
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

08

May

400 Year Old Pam Ansderson Shows Off Her Nipples of the Day

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This is only news because Pam Anderson has had so many implants over her 6 decades of being a low level, pin-up, at least before menopause happened for her in 2005….it’s amazing she still has Nipples..

Granny Erotica…in some ways…tween erotica in other ways..cuz these tits are probably under 13 years old…

Posted in:Pam Anderson