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2015

08

May

400 Year Old Pam Ansderson Shows Off Her Nipples of the Day

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This is only news because Pam Anderson has had so many implants over her 6 decades of being a low level, pin-up, at least before menopause happened for her in 2005….it’s amazing she still has Nipples..

Granny Erotica…in some ways…tween erotica in other ways..cuz these tits are probably under 13 years old…

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2015

08

May

Charli XCX Outtakes of the Day

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These are from November…

You can see her nipple…

She is one of those attention seeking, free the nipple, look at her ass and big titty, popstars who is interchangeable with all the other popstars, because nothing in entertainment is original…..because people are looking for a return on investment in these idiots they invest in…and I figure if you’re a whore for fame…you might as well show your nipples…so good job Charli XCX…if that’s even your real name…

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2015

08

May

Alexis Ren Half Naked E-Commerce Pics for Wildfox of the Day

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Alexis Ren is the it girl of the week. She’s out there hustling, has a great body, is freshly 18, so how could she not, and her boyfriend and her produce all this aspirational erotica filled with action and adventure….extreme life in luxury places…driving fast cars and jumping out of helicopters…while being cute as fuck…creating some weirdo brand of content and millions of followers between the two…leading to more and more work like this…where we get to stare at the young round ass we won’t ever get the chance to chip a tooth on, unless we offer her an opportunity better than her current boyfriend does…in which case…she’ll be ours…

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2015

08

May

Hilary Duff Big Red Lips Whoring of the Day

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Nothing like a video of Hilary Duff’s old made up face…with massive red lips…begging her fans to buy her bullshit..by setting up a funding round that involves pre-ordering the album and getting your name in the booklet of what I assume is a CD…even though no one used CDs anymore….

I mean, she’s rich as fuck and probably shouldn’t be doing tacky desperate tactics like this…but we can blame it on her being recently divorced and a single mother…with a baby worth billions of dollars on top of her fortune…meaning she could fucking put out this album for fucking free…self fund that shit like an actual artist who believes in her art…give it away for free because you actually want to give your fans something, but then again they are Hilary Duff fans, and probably deserve to be raped, because clearly they are retards…

“Please put my name in your booklet Hilary Duff…because you appreciate me…and have absolutely nothing to do with any of this…but your team does and that’s practically you”…

Go fuck yourself…that’s what I am trying to say here…go fuck yourself…and I’ll put your fucking name in the booklet…

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2015

08

May

Anna Ewers for Vogue UK of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhynes with sewers possibly because that’s her name, or maybe it is because Germans are into scat…this is something I’ve said before, probably every time I write a post on Anna Ewers, because no one has done the research I need to know whether she likes getting shit on as her name and ethnicity would imply…

I guess, it doesn’t matter, but either do these pics of her in bikinis for Vogue UK, I mean who gives a fuck about another girl in a bikini for a magazine…it’s all the fucking same…whether it’s a hot brazilian or a hot german thanks to ethnic cleansing in the 40s…to a hot South African…it’s all the fucking same…not that it’s a bad same, it’d be like having a lot of money and getting more money, it’s the same money, but more money is better than no money, even if the bills are the same “all these hundreds keep coming in”…it’s just annoying for those of us, mainly you because I have no sex drive, who can’t fuck them…but instead..just look at them…

All this to say – Anna Ewers is a Babe…

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2015

08

May

Stella Hudgens Bikini Picture of the Day

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So Vanessa Hudgens, who is now a big broadway star, because I guess that’s the natural progression of someone who was on a Disney Musical show…I mean that or late 90s popstar…

I think her legacy won’t be her Tony Award for her ability to sing and dance, but the fact that she took her parent’s whoring of her literally and took nude selfies that her legal team claimed were of when she was 17 in efforts to get them off the internet…you know all hairy pussied like a 17 year old who didn’t know what waxing was because by law shouldn’t be using her vagina…..or some shit..not that she was even 17 in the pics…but her pretending was up on some solid fetish shit…solidifying her place in the world…but not quite as solid a place as her sister’s tits in her bikini…are those things real? I mean they look like stripper budget implants…but who knows…when you’re role in life is living in the shadow of someone in the shadow…I guess you do things to get noticed…

So notice Vanessa Hudgens’ little sister who hasn’t done much but has done a lot…because she’s worth looking at in this subtle reveal..

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2015

08

May

Charlotte McKinney Does Vanity Fair of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of favors were pulled for Charlotte McKinney, or who she was strategically either dating or paying a lot of money to, but for a girl who looks like Florida Trash, which makes sense because she’s from Florida and therefore by default trash….she’s gone a long fucking way..

I get that America likes blondes and America likes tits…and America likes these trashy girls who are blonde and have tits…but to have been an instagram model, turned Dancing With the Stars tits, all from one Fast Food Ad…and pretty much nothing else…you’d think some kind of scams were pulled along the way…because people love and are blinded by tits…

Anyway, she’s now in Vanity Fair…and that’s just crazy….

Quote from the Magazine:

“You’re five seven, you want to model, and you have ginormous boobs” was the refrain McKinney remembers hearing. “No one’s going to book you.” Before the Guess ad opened doors, she couldn’t even get a job for Miami Swim Week. “Who wouldn’t want a curvy girl in a swimsuit?,” McKinney asks rhetorically.”

What a Joker…and I’m not just saying that cuz of her monster face..

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2015

08

May

Ola Rudnicka Brings the Vogue Netherlands Tits of the Day

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Ola! – Ola Rudnicka….

I’ve never had sex with Ola Rudnicka, but I’ve had sex with something similar…in that it had small tits…and bleached blonde hair…but other than that was just some random fat chick in her 40s…which really is nothing that Ola Rudnicka…

But I have seen Ola Rudnicka’s tits…in a fashion magazine, because fashion is better than porn…and I don’t say that as a faggot jerking off to my new Versace Jeans….I saw that as a pervert who likes tall model looking chicks naked and half naked…peddling clothing…like they are some low grade retail employees…I can masturbate to while pretending to try on pants in their store changing room…it’s a thing…

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2015

08

May

Kylie Jenner Got High as Fuck and Ate SOme Popeyes of the DAy

Kylie Jenner got high and ate Fried Chicken at Popeyes and no that isn’t code for taking a load by her black boyfriend, who I’ve been told that before he even became a rapper, he was already living in Calabassas as a rich kid…but who cares about some 17 year old that has been exploited since she was 3 and what she has sex with at 17…because we were all 17 once…and I can assure you most of us were fucking or trying to fuck and that was even pre-internet days for me…so I can only imagine things being worse and in a democratic capitalist society I feel putting rules on when someone can or can’t put something in their assholes at any age is oppressive…especially someone like Kylie, who has been learning how to stick things in her asshole by her sister for many many years…

Point being, stop talking about bullshit scandal that is hardly scandal…more importantly…stop finding 17 year old hip hop vixen with ass implants eating chicken a hot thing….

Especially when you know every move anyone in this family makes is totally strategic.

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2015

08

May

Blue Steel (wh)ORE Haus for Treats Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a model turned furniture designer who owns something called (wh)ORE Haus, a furniture company, that she welds for…

So she’s a welder..and I’ve met girl welders…not all lesbian beefcake welders but never models getting naked welders…and TREATS did a feature video on her wedling…which is interesting, erotic, and pretty fucking awesome…but that could just be my hangover liking girls who are more than just instagram hookers…but that have skills I don’t have, which isn’t saying much because I have no skills…

She also calls her company (wh)ORE Haus..which is just clever enough for me…

Here’s the video…

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