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2015

11

May

Emma Stone for Interview of the Day

Photographer Craig McDean took these pictures of Emma Stone for Interview Magazine, that weren’t as scandalous as I would hope for, you know nude…or half nude…since that’s the way girls get famous these days…and I guess once they are already famous, they are smart enough to wait it out until the proper amount of money is offered so that she can really monetize them tits….unless she’s already been nude, but I generally don’t give a shit about Emma Stone, or understand her fame, or why the nerd virgins have taken it upon themselves to make her and her quirky weird mouth rich and famous…but she’s happened…and here she is in Interview….exciting…but not as exciting as her recently being single…for the real virgin losers out there…that’s a beacon of hope…like some comic book hero finally winning…unlike you or really me…unless you suck at life so good…you’re the champion of sucking at life…which I think I am….

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2015

11

May

Nina Agdal Picking Her Ass in a BIkini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the worst…

I know I say that about a lot of people, but this one I am pretty confident about…

She’s got a good body, or had a good body, that now looks like a falling apart sloppy body….but just has nothing to offer, she’s not an aspiring actress like the other SI models, she’s just a drunk, sloppy, immigrant…who bangs rich dudes…on what one may call an expensive hooker program…because that’s what having sex with dudes for money…who are willing to pay the money…because they’ve seen you in magazines is called…

I’m just not into this….but you are…so TO SEE THRE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

11

May

Victoria’s Secret Model Rachel Hilbert Topless for Tyler Kandel of the Day

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Rachel Hilbert is some new recruit Victoria’s Secret fashion model, I didn’t bother looking her up to see who her family is, or how rich they are, even though I assume that like the other recruits, she’s just another rich kid trying to validate her existence through modeling……

But she could also be a victim of a persistent stage parent who realized she was hot at a young age and has been grinding hard to get them out of the trailer park…

And apparently, in that grind…topless pics happen, as they do often when these girls are trying to make their modeling book or portfolio…so that clients see what they are capable of…and I guess what I am trying to say is tht she’s pretty fucking lovely…..

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2015

11

May

Charlotte McKinney Nipple Shoot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney did this shoot, either while she was coming up and trying to get work with her massive tits, or after she got famous for being in one Guess campaign, one Carl’s JR campaign that for some miracle, a miracle I call a master manager who is obviously VERY fucking connected, she probably was lost, confused and unsure where to take her tits…did she go into softcore erotica, because she couldn’t be a fashion model, and in that quest of borderline fashion that isn’t really fashion, because florida trash is not fashionable….it seems like some nipples were exposed….

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2015

11

May

Rita Ora in Leather Pants of the Day

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I love me some Rihanna impersonators in some unbreathable fabric pants…because I like when shit gets steamy and has no where to go….even if it is on bootleg celebrities…who are better suited for showing off her tits…than her ass….but I’ll still look because I am pathetic…and I guess so are you…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

11

May

Shay Mitchell And her Twin in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Her name is Shay Mitchell….

She’s some Canadian turned American actress who you can assume was rich and entitled to start back home in Vancouver and who is now a fucking terror because the show she got cast in, turned into a MASSIVE fucking hit, rather than the straight to DVD her talent probably warrants, not that I know anything about her talent, I would jsut assume that it is in hand jobs and oral sex, or maybe that’s her mom’s talent, because acting isn’t about the talent, it’s about who you fucking trick into hiring you…

That said, I like her move away from her TV show…to bikini pics on her social media…because shows do get cancelled…and her being left with her millions of followers as the girl who was once on TV is probably not where she wants to take her career…and if there are bikinis involved, I’m ok with however or wherever she takes her career…

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2015

11

May

Bella Hadid is the New Gigi Hadid of the Day

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I always put a lot of focus on the other Hadid…and talk about how the dad hooked her up through his connection to all the models…because he fucks all the models…that’s what billionaires in LA do…but the reality is there’s another Hadid…named Bella…and more interestingly enough…I have a feeling the mom is the actual stage parent behind this, because she’s old as fuck, but still an IMG signed model, the same agency that reps her daughters, because I guess when you’ve been with them since their inception, long before any of the bookers, you hold some level of clout and you can make them book your daughter’s jobs, because you’re old and have nothing else to do…and experienced in the industry…so you might as well hook up your kids because it is good for your ego…

So what I thought was rich dude pawning his kid off to other rich dudes with brands like Guess…is really just a shark model mom giving her daughters a life of vapid existence…instead of putting them through med school or something far better than modeling….

That said, here’s sister Bella…doing the same thing all these other bitches do…and it’s boring because modeling is boring…

This is for Something Called GREY MAGAZINE….

If you don’t like that Hadid because you are racist against Arabs- here’s her sister GIGI in V Magazine…back in 2014….because NIPPLES!!

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2015

11

May

Jojo Shows You Why Black guys Like Her Of the Day

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I guess liking a girl doing the splits is not a race related thing…I figure all guys, black or white like this shit…and the only people who don’t like this are white dudes who are disgusted by white girls fucking black guys, which I assume most of you white trash are…because if you remember Jojo being jailbait who barely was, quitting her career to date a black dude for 8 years…before sneaking her way back into low level relevance…you’re probably not as influenced by hip hop as the people who have no idea who Jojo is…

And what comes down to for me as a Mexican. I don’t care who or what any girl is fucking…as long as I get to watch….see pics of it..or hear the stories..because I’m a pervert..and figure if the girls don’t want to fuck, and they don’t…they might as well…demonstrate in pics and videos…because it is better than nothing, and really, less work…which works for this lazy limp dick motherfucker…

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2015

11

May

Kate Hudson in a Dress of the Day

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Here’s Kate Hudson…in a dress…showing some side tit…even though everyone knows that her Goldie Hawn Spawn ass is what makes Owen Wilson try to kill himself…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

11

May

Kylie Minogue for Steve Shaw of the Day

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Kylie Minogue has been a miracle…not because she survived breast cancer…but becasue she released her first pop song in 1989…as a teen…but still 1989…that was so fucking long ago…that I find it amazing that she had that early 2000s comeback…and even more amazing that she’s still around…and looking hot enough bodied to want to fuck…she must be a robot…or alien…

I mean this is the first photoshoot she’s done, where her face looks it’s age…and that’s saying a lot…for someone who has been in a lot of fucking photoshoots….

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