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2015

03

Jun

Alektra Blue for Raymond Croft of the Day

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Alektra Blue, who you can follow on instagram @lilmsblue , is a massive porn star.

She’s been doing this for at least 7 or 8 years, for a bunch of the more mainstream porn companies, and you’ve probably seen her fuck on your late night TV porn, because she’s in that realm of pornstars…

She is not one of those Amateur Porn girls, who have a shitty documentary, that no one has ever heard of, who jump in the porn scene for 5 minutes, where they bang out for a month or two before disappearing, because porn isn
‘t for everyone, and not everyone makes it in porn…

Alektra Blue…has made it in porn..and now she’s in this exclusive set, that is not porn, but up on some hipster modeling, because there’s nothing more hip than being a porn in this era….at least that’s what all the hipsters I try to fuck and who ask me to choke them on their weird feminist gender studies exploration…

The pictures are by @raymondcroft and we approve…

Via raymondcroft.com

Posted in:Alektra Blue|NSFW

2015

03

Jun

Rita Ora New Music Video Sucks of the Day

Bootleg Rihanna and girl who had sex with Taylor Swift’s boyfriend before Taylor Swift had sex with him, Rita Ora, has a new music video and I am only posting it because I want you to really absorb some of the things horrible in Pop Music and the way some grey area, not quite Nicki Minaj, not quite Rihanna, not quite Katy Perry but trying to be a horrible mix of all threee and shit is boring…and not hitting the mark…not that I’m the target market…but I do hate her more after hearing this shit.

The people want edgy, crazy, maybe even a sex change…or a sex tape, or both…not low quality music, with shitty storylines…

All I’m thinking as this goes on is whether she has an inny or outty vagina…or whether she’s got herpes or not…and how many people has she fucked to matter…from record labels to US immigration…there’s a story here…

I wish she picked her poison and it was poison…

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I am only posting this because why the fuck not…my life is pathetic, I can embrace that. Maybe I need a Vanity Fair cover…In more interesting news…Family Guy predicted Bruce Jenner being a woman…

Here’s some Jeopardy Contestants not knowing anything about Canada…even though Trebek is Canadian…

Posted in:Rita Ora

2015

03

Jun

Camille Rowe in Shitty Catalog Pics of the Day

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Camille Rowe is a nude model who has gone off course and sold herself out to the mainstream all in exchange for stupid money, like Victoria’s Secret Money, which is way better than making 150 dollars to do a shoot with a friend topless, but not for the audience…the audience…wants this French chick naked, and not in cheesy catalog pics that look like they were run through some bootleg instagram filter…because that’s where the market is…and all I know is that if I was a girl, this is the last thing I would be interested in buying…unless the French model, who was a nude model is for sale, and between you and me…she is…she has a day rate…which is hot models prostitute themselves….for people who can afford them….

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2015

03

Jun

Topless Protesters and Other Videos of the DAy

Mom VS Bus Driver

Asshole Cat Cruelty

Crazy Brazilian Robbery

Nazi Panties…

Car Driver…

Fat Guy Fight

Man Killed by Garbage Can…

Brooklyn Car Accident…

Bear Waves Goodbye

Old Man VS Robbers

Cops Killing a White Person

Posted in:Videos

2015

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m having a hard time sleeping…because all I keep doing is jerking off to the Bruce turned Caitlyn Jenner pics. There’s something about a girl’s coming out being a magazine cover shot by top photographers…made up to shit…with millions of plastic surgery…It’s really authentic and representative of the plight of the tran….

I’ve never been one for Trannies, but when they are fame whoring, attention seeking, media manipulators out to make 100s of millions of dollars, all while looking more plastic than Cher or Demi Moore…it resonates with me..even if I don’t buy it and think she just lost a family bet on a meeting for the next scandal…one better than Kylie’s teen pregnancy….he’s doing it for Kylie…because he cares about his kids…that’s why he whores them out…while focusing on himself…

These are terrible people, but not as terrible as all the girls on my TINDER who get made when they find out I’m not 23.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Side Boob!
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Chick Who Won Lawsuit Against Cop..
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Caitlyn Jenner TV Show Trailer..Already a Cunt…who Doesn’t Even have a Cunt
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Chanel Iman in a Sports Bra…
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Charlize Theron in Captain Marvel – Directed by Angelina Jolie
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Instagram Slut in a Bikini
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Homeless Man Insight
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James Franco of the Day
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Wild Animals See Themselves in the Mirror
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Chimps can Cook
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The Longest Plank Ever
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Always remember that Bruce Jenner is still a Kardashian, affiliated with Keeping Up with the Kardashians, notorious fame whores, too rich and bored to trust….yes becoming a woman is a big move….but it gets a lot of attention…and could very possibly be from losing a bet…people have done crazier….never trust a Kardashian….Exactly….

Speaking of dicks…we’ve been getting a ton of dick pics thanks to the hottest stepGIRLS snapchat….they are offensive and I feel for girls dudes sexually harass despite getting half naked and pretty much asking for it…here’s a preview…

If you’re on snapchat…search stepGIRLS

Here are some stepLINKS..

Hot Girls Taking Selfies
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Teacher Takes Kids to the Sex Shop
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Julianna Margulies – Panties – Really…
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The Babe Who got Jailed for Loud Sex
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Breast Feeding Shaming
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Charlotte McKinney’s Big Tits have Stephen Dorff in Them
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Japanese Girl Eats 6 Lbs of Ramen
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Samatha Hoopes at the Entourage Premiere
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Slut of the Day
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Puppy on a Motorcycle
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FKA Twigs – Hard Nipples
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NYPD Cop Buys Diamond Ring with Dead Man’s Credit Card
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James Franco Parodies Shia LeBeef
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Fast Food Hoax
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Girls Tugging on CLothes
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Christie Brinkley at a Book Expo
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Iggy Gets Engaged to Distract from Shitty Tour Sales that Led to Canceling her Tour
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Politician Gets Fat Shamed on the Internet in Canada
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Wet Mariah Carey
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Kate Hudson Titty Show
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Tom Hanks’ Son on his use of the word Nigga
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Never Trust a Squirrel
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The Friendzone is a Funny Place…
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Kim K – See Through Outfit
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Australia VS Tampon Tax
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Kanye West Grumpy Face
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Man and his Broken Balls
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Rumer Willis Panty Flash
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Kittens Play in a Box
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Alba Lookin’ Hot
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Maria Menounos Ass
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Bar Refaeli Tits!
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Man Goes Swimming – Doesn’t Expect This
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Coco’s Big Fucking Ass
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Human Powered Helicopter
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Kylie Jenner in a Tight Dress
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Mariah Carey does a Match.com Funded Music Video
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Bull Ride of the Day
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Lesbian Murder of the Day
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Some Half Naked Model named Mathilda NBernmark
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Sunglass Ass Dance
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Babes and Weed!!!
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Queen Latifah Topless
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Kayslee Collins Naked in Playboy – Because She’s hot
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Cam Girl in Plaid….
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What the Butt?!
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Megan Fox in GIFs
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The Hottest Balloon Popper Ever
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Vagina Shake
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Purple Kush and Pearls!
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Big Silly Tits
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Naked Twerk…
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Kate Upton Tits in Slow Motion
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Butt Licker!
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The Hottest Internet TIME You’ll Ever Have…Ever…EVER!!
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Big Tits
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Fat Ass in a Thong
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Miking Girl..
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Lesbian couples get intimate on webcam:
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This Looks REALLY Bad
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

02

Jun

Miley Cyrus in a Bikini of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is in a bikini…because she likes to get as even a tan as possible…let’s hope she’s wearing some sunscreen, we’d hate for her to get skin cancer and die a horrible death, because she’s such a great contribution to society…always encouraging girls to be the best they can be…while doing whatever it is she can for attention….to make money…whatever that may be…like a puppet…

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

02

Jun

Taylor Swift- Up Against a Pole of the Day

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There are girls who have an insatiable sex drive. You know, the kind of girl who is always horny, always wet, always feeling a tingle between her legs that she just can’t release no matter how many times she masturbates. You know the kind of girl who crosses her legs and squeeze throughout the day, when not rockin’ her BENWAI balls…or even taking bathroom breaks to rub one out quick…

These are the girls who are all over tinder, or cam sites, just fucking ready to fuck anyone, just get her a dick or a mouth to ride…and in an oversexed world…they are very attainable and easy to find…sexually liberated….

Taylor Swift, and her sexually history, serial dating, broken hearts for the media, but that has a deeper rooted story…seems like she may be one of those girls…as she grinds up on a pole in concert…you know rub up against anything you can…and try to be discrete about it…

We’re onto you…pervert.

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

02

Jun

Hadid Sisters are the Sister Fetish of the Day

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Anyone who has dated a girl who has a sister, and possibly some of you who have sisters, will know that sister fetishes are a totally normal thing…

This can include wanting to see sisters go at each other…like a couple of lesbians showing off the moves their dad taught them to entertain his bowling team buddies…you know just masturbating together for attention because girls love attention…

It can also include wanting to fuck the sister of the girl you’re fucking, even if she’s not as hot, not that you ever end up with the hot sister, loser…because fucking girls from the same family…seems bad…

Making these Hadid Sisters…milking the attention they are getting…touching each other…like their media / fame whore / money grubbing Los Angeles based family taught them….and I find it hot…because 2 are better than 1….

Posted in:Hadid

2015

02

Jun

Sistine Stallone’s Instgram of the Day

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Her name is Sistine Stallone. She is Sylvestor Stallone’s daughter who he probably neglected as he was being famous, probably fucking all kind of models, not limited to Brigitte Nielsen, who is the original Bruce Jenner…chick with a dick, at least in broad shoulders…

Her name is SISTINE STALLONE aand she’s luckily not the child of Brigitte Nielsen, thanks to Britgitte Nielsen having a penis..because Brigitte Nielsen is terrifying…but rather Jennifer Flavin, who is still married to Stallone…

Well, like all girls on instagram and social media, especially celebrity and rich person kids, she wants to be a model like her momma…

It’s like why bother using the unlimited resources the family has to do somehting good in the world, but rather go pose for photographers and brands who like leveraging the family name to sell product…

It’s a trend that has probably always been a trend…based on Melanie Griffith..and I guess we shouldn’t expect anything less vapid from these people…

She’s 16…and look out for her…she’s working on being the next Jenner and Hadid…#GOALS.

Her instagram is not nearly slutty enough..I am sure she’ll work on that…

Here’s her dad’s creepy instagrams:

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