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2015

14

May

Josephine Skriver Models of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a Victoria’s Secret model…but more interesting she was designed by science…

Her mom a lesbian and her dad a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments…on some Dr Moreau shit…and it went right…

Blending the DNA of some dyke and himself….to some create his own perfect and amazing creature….which is weird because every gay dude I know…hates lesbians….but I guess there are exceptions to every rule…or something…and that exceptions is this model…who is modeling something…in these pics….because that’s what models do…

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2015

14

May

Bella Thorne is a NUrse of the day

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Bella Thorne posted this picture of her as a 17 year old nurse…the kind of Dougie Howser that you probably fantasize about….but that you shouldn’t fantasize about…because a nurse is there to tend to your illness…and 17 year olds are so irresponsible and caught up in their vapid social media existences that you’d likely end up taking care of yourself, or dying off due to their negligence…as they snap a selfie with you….and sure a teen body that’s a few months from being legal…always looks better than an old fat seasoned veteran nurse who is probably angry, jaded and mad about her Union not getting her that raise…so just as careless…but there’s a lot more comfort in that than some actress pretending to be a nurse…

All this to say, Bella Thorne, whether a real nurse or not, gives me anxiety…because I like to know my nurse knows what she’s doing…and is more than just a slutty teen in a nurses outfit…if you know what I mean..

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2015

14

May

5 Questions with GizelGizel of the Day

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We are in a generation of insta babes…girls who you may or may not have ever heard of…who you may or may not know what they do…but who have a massive following….and who you follow without even realizing it…so that you know what she ate for lunch or where she’s partying…even though you’ve never met her…but you feel connected to her and love her…

Today’s instababe is @gizelgizel ….and we wanted to find out more about her so we asked her 5 questions:


What is your hustle?

Clothing line am working on and modeling and gogo dancer


Why should someone follow you on Instagram?

to understand my personality and humor


What’s your favourite love song? Must of been love rosette


If you had to bang a handicap person – what handicap would you choose and why?

(silence)


What is your favourite drug that’s not marijuana?

caffeine and shoe


What would you do for a Klondike bar ?

(silence)


What’s the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?

jumping out of a airplane am afraid of height


What fantasy do you have that you haven’t tried?

Rolling around a million dollar naked lol


What will you do once you reach a million followers?

I would’ve have but am always getting deleted up have a million on my Fb fan page umm I think I would don more videos for my fans

Follow goddesss @gizelgizel .

Posted in:Instababe

2015

14

May

Monika Jagaciak Naked of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Monika Jagaciak is a Victoria’s Secret model who has been naked at least once or twice before….like in these pictures that have been circulating the last two weeks and that I’ve probably already posted but that I am too lazy to look through my archives to find…because that’s what happens…all these model tits…often times tits from the same models…start to get boring, repetitive and blend into each other…leaving me willing to stare when I see them…but not willing to register it and catalog it like some kind of virgina loser, I can barely remember the real life tits I’ve sucked…let alone pics of girls who would never let me suck their tits but who will cock tease me with them…I hate her for that…

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2015

14

May

Nicola Peltz in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is like a Kylie Jenner, Gigi Hadid type…but less obnoxious because she was raised in Upstate new york to a billionaire who probably financed the Transformers movie she replaced Megan Fox in, but who helped her package herself as less of a fame whoring slut and more of a “talent”…because since that movie she’s been pretty fucking invisible…when she should be out there posting her nipples at all the clubs…because of the trust fund…

I guess she’s just not in the Taylor Swift harem or circle of who matters…because that seems to be where the stamps of approval from these LA twats is coming from…

But maybe that’s gonna change…with this ass pic she posted of her in a tight dress in LA…taken by the paparazzi…because ass pics in tight dresses are the gateway to spread asshole pics…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicola Peltz

2015

14

May

Alexis Ren in Underwear of the Day

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Alexis Ren is some new It Girl hustler…who poses in photos half naked…and takes those half naked pics and posts them because when you have a hot 18 year old body and a dream…you do what you gotta do to get famous, paid and to live that life of amazing everyone wishes they had but are too lazy to strip down and take selfies to get…I mean that and date rich dudes, flirt with brand managers, and do the hustle you gotta do to fucking make it…

I am a fan…because I like when one girl replaces another girl…in this flimsy world all these people work so hard to be a part of…and who get overpaid for their 5 minutes of being a part of it…

I feel like I’ve Posted these already..

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2015

14

May

Matt Colombo Shoots Nipples and Armpit Hair of the Day

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Here’s a photographer named Matt Colombo who is showing us everything every asian girl I have tried to have sex with but who has rejected me because they didn’t like that I was trying to speak to them in binary code, like they were robots, because I believe Asians are robots, except when I go to Chinese Restaurants and they don’t understand my order, in which case…I just assume they are defective robots…have told me…

Which is that they don’t have any body hair at all even if they tried to grow it out…hairless…all part of being hyper evolved…except when dealing with the guy at the Chinese restaurant who doesn’t understand “Hot Sauce”…

That said, I guess this Asian could be non Asian…and I guess this armpit hair could be native, mexican or any other ambiguous ethnicity…but more importantly…I guess this armpit hair is that of a feminist..because this is the style now…and when contrasted against hipster tits…it makes it a struggle to not want to get in there and start feeding like an infant…

Here are the pics…

To See His Work Matt Colombo

Posted in:Photos

2015

14

May

stepGIRLS and Art Provocative Collaboration of the Day

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I give photographer ART PROVOCATIVE a lot of love…partially because he takes a lot of hot pics of girls..but mainly because I have an Australian chick fetish, because besides the trashy accent, they like to get wasted, fuck and are often times…really fucking hot bodied…leading me to one of their photographers…who is dialed in with both the sex workers and just the everyday babes…who I want to apply sunscreen to before they turn into the leathery faces Australia is known for…you know just me licking the hot wasted spawn of some outcast criminals who were shipped there when the country started….

Anyway…it was only natural for us to do a collaboration with @step_Girls because as a stepgirls get noticed…and stepfather, I am very proud of my step girls…

Here are the pics from the shoot…

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2015

14

May

Walmart Employee Against Racism and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Man Gets Arrested

Cop Pepper Sprays Handcuffed Kids

Nerds…

Asshole of the Day

EMT Volunteer VS Traffic

Hammer Guy Gets Shot

Weird Accident of the DAy

These Guys are Such Idiots

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

14

May

MOrning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you ever look at all the pussy pics in your phone and try to figure out who the pussy belongs to…happens to me ALL the time…that doesn’t make me a pimp…just a creep.

Here are some Morning Links…

Lookin’ At Tits
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The Craft Remake is Happening
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Big Stupid Ass of the Day
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Cat Wants to Become a Fish
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Fame Whores in a Bikini
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Midnight Parkour Stunts…
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Fame Whores in a Bikini
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Johnny Depp – Yorkie Smuggler
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Hot Asses in Hats
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