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2015

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was Mother’s Day yesterday…and I unfortunately didn’t make anyone a mother and give them a fake name so that they can’t track me down for abortion money…

I spent the day, since I am motherless, watching facebook update emotional tributes of amateur writers for their mothers…because facebook is their platform to bullshit the fucking world…instead of just telling their mom how they feel…

I did appreciate the one or two anal sex, abortion, and “my mom sucks”….updates to lighten the fucking mood…

When the internet from anonymous to everyone fully exposing themselves making shit feel like group therapy…everything went to shit…but luckily with being fully exposed or a willingness to be full exposed, I get spread pussy shots…..so many spread pussy shots…which in case you didn’t know…is better than group therapy / AA/ facebook status rants…

Here are some morning links….

Girls in Lingerie
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Competitive Eater Eats a Giant Burrito….
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Selma Blair is Playing Kris Jenner in a new OJ Simpson Show
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Boycot the Lena Dunham Taylor Swift Music Video
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Taylor Swift in Short Shorts
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Kylie Minogue in Lingerie Like it was the 80s
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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American Idol is Finally Ending
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Tori Spelling is Making More Babies…
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Owl Shits on another Owl
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant in Underwear
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Dog and Rats BFFs
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A Bunch of Hot Selfies
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2015

11

May

Argentian Big Brother Marian Farjat Masturabtion Video of the DAy

Here name is Marian Farjat…she was on Argentina Big Brother…apparently obscure market Big Brother wasn’t enough fame for her…and it wasn’t enough exposure of selling herself out in the name of content and trying to be famous….

So she released a masturbation video…

Apparently this is news, in Argentina, I would guess…because I know she doesn’t exist here and watching this is no different than watching no name girls I get nude videos from…which means it’s still awesome enough…

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2015

09

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Telling girls you are about to cum to them is okay if it is a girl you sext and she expects it and even likes it, but not if it is your sister at a family dinner…

I guess that’s what I think about when I think of Mother’s day….

Here are some Mother’s Day Links on Mother’s Day…

Follow Me on Instagram @drunkenstepfatherdotcom

Here are some Mother’s Day Links on Mother’s Day…

Website Model Pumps Up the Jam
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Pam Anderson Nipple See Through…I’m Just Shocked She Still Has Nipples…After All the Implants…
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Miley Cyrus Bi-Sexual
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Best Quotes from Movie Moms…
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Emma Rossum in a Red Dress
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Slut of the Day
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Thor Dick
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Sofia Vergara Busty on All Fours
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Amber Rose is in Movie and She Brought Her Tits
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Elvis Heiresses at some Event
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Senior Citizens try out Apple Watch
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Big Tits on a Nobody Model
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UK Fame Whores are Funny
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Two Ginger Pussies
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This Attempted Murder is Insane
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Rosie Huntington at Some Event
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Megan Fox Still Exists
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Summer Camp Horror Stories
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Baltimore Man Hard at Work
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A Bunch of Selfies
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Karlie Kloss is Boring But Has great Legs
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Fan Tries to Do Selfie with Mike Tyson
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Chrisssy Teigen Hard Nipples
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Dark Hair Light Eyes…
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Big Tits on a Nobody Model
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Elizabeth Olsen Nipples
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The Worst Viral Marketing Campaigns
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Ruth Wilson Side Tits
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Someone Cares what Ja Rule Thinks
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Jamie Oliver Chops Onions With Crystal Edit
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Porn Protest…in London…
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I wonder what Amal Clooney Has On George Clooney…
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The Best Reviews of Kim Kardashian’s Book
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Do You Want to Play With My Balls
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Michelle Keegan Booty in a Dress
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The Most Memorable Catch Phrases from Action Movies
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Instagram Bank Robbing Idiot
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Epic Win Compilation
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Dad Reacts to Son’s Math Test
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Heidi Klum is Good…
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Instagram Hookers of the Day
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Kid Heroes of ’90s Movies That You Totally Forgot About
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Own Shits on Another Owl then Runs
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2 Million People Still Use AOL Dial Up
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Jodie Sweetin Big Ex Meth Tits
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Rosie Huntington Legs…
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Gwyneth and her Mom
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Charlize Theron Mad Max Premiere
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Big Tits in the Shower.
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Household Items in Ass
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Not Everyone is Meant to Be a Stripper
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Close Up Vagina Party
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Yu lika to fucka me? I’m Asian and I’m sexy:
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Gollum Fetish Porn
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Alien Fetish Porn
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Hard Nipple Webcam Play
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Stacey Dash Naked in 2006
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Twister Party!
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A Cam Girl in Red Panties…
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Lesbians in paradise
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Topless Beach – Chip Eating…
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The Hottest Webcam
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

08

May

400 Year Old Pam Ansderson Shows Off Her Nipples of the Day

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This is only news because Pam Anderson has had so many implants over her 6 decades of being a low level, pin-up, at least before menopause happened for her in 2005….it’s amazing she still has Nipples..

Granny Erotica…in some ways…tween erotica in other ways..cuz these tits are probably under 13 years old…

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2015

08

May

Charli XCX Outtakes of the Day

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These are from November…

You can see her nipple…

She is one of those attention seeking, free the nipple, look at her ass and big titty, popstars who is interchangeable with all the other popstars, because nothing in entertainment is original…..because people are looking for a return on investment in these idiots they invest in…and I figure if you’re a whore for fame…you might as well show your nipples…so good job Charli XCX…if that’s even your real name…

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2015

08

May

Alexis Ren Half Naked E-Commerce Pics for Wildfox of the Day

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Alexis Ren is the it girl of the week. She’s out there hustling, has a great body, is freshly 18, so how could she not, and her boyfriend and her produce all this aspirational erotica filled with action and adventure….extreme life in luxury places…driving fast cars and jumping out of helicopters…while being cute as fuck…creating some weirdo brand of content and millions of followers between the two…leading to more and more work like this…where we get to stare at the young round ass we won’t ever get the chance to chip a tooth on, unless we offer her an opportunity better than her current boyfriend does…in which case…she’ll be ours…

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2015

08

May

Hilary Duff Big Red Lips Whoring of the Day

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Nothing like a video of Hilary Duff’s old made up face…with massive red lips…begging her fans to buy her bullshit..by setting up a funding round that involves pre-ordering the album and getting your name in the booklet of what I assume is a CD…even though no one used CDs anymore….

I mean, she’s rich as fuck and probably shouldn’t be doing tacky desperate tactics like this…but we can blame it on her being recently divorced and a single mother…with a baby worth billions of dollars on top of her fortune…meaning she could fucking put out this album for fucking free…self fund that shit like an actual artist who believes in her art…give it away for free because you actually want to give your fans something, but then again they are Hilary Duff fans, and probably deserve to be raped, because clearly they are retards…

“Please put my name in your booklet Hilary Duff…because you appreciate me…and have absolutely nothing to do with any of this…but your team does and that’s practically you”…

Go fuck yourself…that’s what I am trying to say here…go fuck yourself…and I’ll put your fucking name in the booklet…

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2015

08

May

Anna Ewers for Vogue UK of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhynes with sewers possibly because that’s her name, or maybe it is because Germans are into scat…this is something I’ve said before, probably every time I write a post on Anna Ewers, because no one has done the research I need to know whether she likes getting shit on as her name and ethnicity would imply…

I guess, it doesn’t matter, but either do these pics of her in bikinis for Vogue UK, I mean who gives a fuck about another girl in a bikini for a magazine…it’s all the fucking same…whether it’s a hot brazilian or a hot german thanks to ethnic cleansing in the 40s…to a hot South African…it’s all the fucking same…not that it’s a bad same, it’d be like having a lot of money and getting more money, it’s the same money, but more money is better than no money, even if the bills are the same “all these hundreds keep coming in”…it’s just annoying for those of us, mainly you because I have no sex drive, who can’t fuck them…but instead..just look at them…

All this to say – Anna Ewers is a Babe…

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2015

08

May

Stella Hudgens Bikini Picture of the Day

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So Vanessa Hudgens, who is now a big broadway star, because I guess that’s the natural progression of someone who was on a Disney Musical show…I mean that or late 90s popstar…

I think her legacy won’t be her Tony Award for her ability to sing and dance, but the fact that she took her parent’s whoring of her literally and took nude selfies that her legal team claimed were of when she was 17 in efforts to get them off the internet…you know all hairy pussied like a 17 year old who didn’t know what waxing was because by law shouldn’t be using her vagina…..or some shit..not that she was even 17 in the pics…but her pretending was up on some solid fetish shit…solidifying her place in the world…but not quite as solid a place as her sister’s tits in her bikini…are those things real? I mean they look like stripper budget implants…but who knows…when you’re role in life is living in the shadow of someone in the shadow…I guess you do things to get noticed…

So notice Vanessa Hudgens’ little sister who hasn’t done much but has done a lot…because she’s worth looking at in this subtle reveal..

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2015

08

May

Charlotte McKinney Does Vanity Fair of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of favors were pulled for Charlotte McKinney, or who she was strategically either dating or paying a lot of money to, but for a girl who looks like Florida Trash, which makes sense because she’s from Florida and therefore by default trash….she’s gone a long fucking way..

I get that America likes blondes and America likes tits…and America likes these trashy girls who are blonde and have tits…but to have been an instagram model, turned Dancing With the Stars tits, all from one Fast Food Ad…and pretty much nothing else…you’d think some kind of scams were pulled along the way…because people love and are blinded by tits…

Anyway, she’s now in Vanity Fair…and that’s just crazy….

Quote from the Magazine:

“You’re five seven, you want to model, and you have ginormous boobs” was the refrain McKinney remembers hearing. “No one’s going to book you.” Before the Guess ad opened doors, she couldn’t even get a job for Miami Swim Week. “Who wouldn’t want a curvy girl in a swimsuit?,” McKinney asks rhetorically.”

What a Joker…and I’m not just saying that cuz of her monster face..

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