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2015

11

May

Jojo Shows You Why Black guys Like Her Of the Day

I guess liking a girl doing the splits is not a race related thing…I figure all guys, black or white like this shit…and the only people who don’t like this are white dudes who are disgusted by white girls fucking black guys, which I assume most of you white trash are…because if you remember Jojo being jailbait who barely was, quitting her career to date a black dude for 8 years…before sneaking her way back into low level relevance…you’re probably not as influenced by hip hop as the people who have no idea who Jojo is…

And what comes down to for me as a Mexican. I don’t care who or what any girl is fucking…as long as I get to watch….see pics of it..or hear the stories..because I’m a pervert..and figure if the girls don’t want to fuck, and they don’t…they might as well…demonstrate in pics and videos…because it is better than nothing, and really, less work…which works for this lazy limp dick motherfucker…

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2015

11

May

Kate Hudson in a Dress of the Day

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Here’s Kate Hudson…in a dress…showing some side tit…even though everyone knows that her Goldie Hawn Spawn ass is what makes Owen Wilson try to kill himself…

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2015

11

May

Kylie Minogue for Steve Shaw of the Day

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Kylie Minogue has been a miracle…not because she survived breast cancer…but becasue she released her first pop song in 1989…as a teen…but still 1989…that was so fucking long ago…that I find it amazing that she had that early 2000s comeback…and even more amazing that she’s still around…and looking hot enough bodied to want to fuck…she must be a robot…or alien…

I mean this is the first photoshoot she’s done, where her face looks it’s age…and that’s saying a lot…for someone who has been in a lot of fucking photoshoots….

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2015

11

May

Plus Sized Model Ass for Glamour Iceland of the Day

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Here are some plus sized models, which is code for fatter than regular models but not as fat as everyday girls, or my wife…named Ashley Graham, Marquita Pring, Julie Henderson, Inga Eiriksdottir and Danielle Redman….showing their fat asses in Glamour Iceland…because Plus Sized Models are the future…since the world is fatter and can’t relate to skinny girls, even though skinny girls are hotter…and probably healthier…but fat consumers don’t like to be reminded of that…but instead like the Love your body for how it is thanks to your overeating, you pig….it’s a more positive message, instead of saying get off your fucking computer and do some squats…

Now there girls aren’t all that fat…but still fat enough…or plus sized enough…as politically correct fat chicks prefer calling overeating…

Doesn’t matter….cuz I like fat chicks, they are way easier to get naked from tinder than skinny chicks…

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2015

11

May

Elisabetta Canalis Ass Since George Clooney of the Day

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I guess there is life after George Clooney dumped you for some Lawyer who he constantly praises because she probably knows a secret about him…like that he fucks trannies, and is legal owner of such footage, because she’s a lawyer and wouldn’t extort someone into marriage unless she couldn’t get in trouble criminally…

Her name Elisabetta Canalis, she’s from Italy…and apparently…she’s wearing tight pants on instagram…showing what I can assume George Clooney never put his penis inside because he’s gay.

But maybe I am wrong…but what I am not wrong about is that she’s got this level of “this close”…or “almost made it”…but now I’m nothing…about her…and I find it hot..

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2015

11

May

Now You Know who Melissa Reeves is of the Day

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In case you didn’t know Melissa Reeves was…you will still know who Melissa Reeves is but you will have seen her tits pulled out…and I doubt it will do much for her, even though she’s fun enough to pull out her tits for the paparazzi…I doubt a career will come from this…but you may…come from this…

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2015

11

May

Maria Menounos’ Food Baby of the Day

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A video posted by maria menounos (@mariamenounos) on May 8, 2015 at 7:48pm PDT

There’s a few pretty unattractive things going on in this video of Maria Menounos at some desperate housewife event involving lame, wine guzzling 40 year olds trying to have a good time, that no matter how good of a time they have, they are still 40 year olds…never quite being as cute or fun as 20 year olds…and if anything…it’s just sad….

The first…is that Maria Menounos eats, and we hate when girls do that, the second is that she shows off her belly after eating, something we hate….especially when called a Baby, because pregnancy is disgusting as it is…and even more disgusting when you are forced to think of her shitting this out when it’s run it’s course…it’s like keep your food baby to yourself bitch..

All this to say…Who’s Maria Menounos again?

Whoever she is, here she is in a bikini….without food baby…

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2015

11

May

Selena Gomez Topless in Bed of the Day

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A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 10, 2015 at 12:04am PDT

Selena Gomez posted this instagram video of her having a hard time sleeping because we can assume that either the stress of being Selena Gomez and living a life of luxury pretty much on vacation all the time thanks to having a team of people doing everything including but not limited to wiping her ass with their mouth because it doesn’t chaff…

We can assume that she’s stessing out about nothing really, or maybe she’s just jacked on diet pills and stimulants to get her back into Disney Shape…

Who cares, she’s topless and in bed, and intimate and even private moment that she’s got make-up on for….because you wish you could be in bed with her…or at least jerking off to her while she sleeps because she’s a pervert…

Here she is with some mom erotica….yeah….sit on her lap…you naughty chubby thing….rocking your pimp hard…

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2015

11

May

Kylie Jenner Names Khloe Kardashian her Mom of the Day

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Not only do they share plastic surgeons, preference in black men penis,

Kylie either feels sorry for bootleg Kardashian…or when momma hooker kardashian turned jenner was busy whoring out the cuter sisters, and Kylie’s dad was busy sneaking around trying on panties, I guess Khloe was left on the sidelines with no friends, and nothing to do, probably because she was locked in the basement because that’s what you do with monsters, forced to hang with Kylie who was left crawling around with the hired help, because after 10 kids, who’s got time to raise them, when you’re busy pimping them…or some shit…plus Khloe is there to do it…

thank you for being you & being another mother figure to me my whole life and doing the same for our nieces and nephews. Whoever, one day, gets to have you for a mom will be the luckiest in the world. To the ones who’ve tried & haven’t received.. I celebrate you on this day too,

If you don’t care and I know you don’t – here’s Kim K waist training…because she’s a whore… who needs more than waist training…like taken out back and shot…or maybe some war camp abduction would work too…