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2015

11

May

Bella Thorne in a Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne posted this bikini pic from a couples of weeks ago, because I guess she liked the attention she got for being in a bikini, as a girl who was raised amongst a bunch of girls, by parents who assume are trying to expose them, exploit them, and monetize them….since mos 17 year olds are not living in LA going to auditions attheir own will….you know years of being stage parented…finally paying off…so she’s finally able to show off her young ass and get celebrated the way her family wants…and needs…because that’s how they pay the mortgage…

Here is her ass at some Pitch Perfect premiere…with that ass…

17 today isn’t 17 thirty years ago, although the laws may be the same…I can assure you that growing up on porn fucks them up…because when I was 17…I was the guy who had one porn….and I’d show it to every girl I could…only for them to freak the fuck out…now girls are sending out links of gangbangs to the football team saying “let’s try this before graduation”…at least that’s what I assume is happening…#evolution…

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2015

11

May

Amy Schumer’s Sloppy Tits of the Day

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So Amy Schumer’s been trying to be famous for a long fucking time….and it’s worked. She became relevant on social media thanks to being a joker on Roasts, and now she’s got more than one show of her own, where she’s giving her best stuff, and people are celebrating her for being funny, and I wouldn’t know if she was funny, because she blocked me years ago, when she probably had 10,000 followers, because called her out for being fat, and fat girls making jokes because they aren’t pretty makes me sad and the jokes not funny, because I get what’s going on with them….

Anyway, America has embraced fatness, so it only makes sense that Amy Schumer use that to her advantage by pretending to be comfortable with her body, as she counts her fucking money cuz she’s made it..

And the truth is, I actually like fat chicks, cuz as Schumer would suggest…they put out…because it’s better than spending another night alone…and well, sloppy tits are fun…

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2015

11

May

Taylor Swift Eats Models of the Day

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So all these idiot social media, popstar, relevant in the tabloid girls are connected…they are all BFFs and do all the fun shit together…like go on hikes, go to exclusive parties, participate in each other’s bullshit, all while helping market each other and stay relevant even though they are all fucking garbage….

So Gigi Hadid was reported to have broken up with her gay Australian boyfriend…and now Taylor Swift’s ass is there to swoop in and adopt her and offer relationship advice…and a room in her NYC home…so that she can get away…and so that Taylor can add another real life barbie to her collection and the whole thing is fucking weird…

But I do like looking at her ass…

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2015

11

May

Emma Stone for Interview of the Day

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Photographer Craig McDean took these pictures of Emma Stone for Interview Magazine, that weren’t as scandalous as I would hope for, you know nude…or half nude…since that’s the way girls get famous these days…and I guess once they are already famous, they are smart enough to wait it out until the proper amount of money is offered so that she can really monetize them tits….unless she’s already been nude, but I generally don’t give a shit about Emma Stone, or understand her fame, or why the nerd virgins have taken it upon themselves to make her and her quirky weird mouth rich and famous…but she’s happened…and here she is in Interview….exciting…but not as exciting as her recently being single…for the real virgin losers out there…that’s a beacon of hope…like some comic book hero finally winning…unlike you or really me…unless you suck at life so good…you’re the champion of sucking at life…which I think I am….

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2015

11

May

Nina Agdal Picking Her Ass in a BIkini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the worst…

I know I say that about a lot of people, but this one I am pretty confident about…

She’s got a good body, or had a good body, that now looks like a falling apart sloppy body….but just has nothing to offer, she’s not an aspiring actress like the other SI models, she’s just a drunk, sloppy, immigrant…who bangs rich dudes…on what one may call an expensive hooker program…because that’s what having sex with dudes for money…who are willing to pay the money…because they’ve seen you in magazines is called…

I’m just not into this….but you are…so TO SEE THRE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

11

May

Victoria’s Secret Model Rachel Hilbert Topless for Tyler Kandel of the Day

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Rachel Hilbert is some new recruit Victoria’s Secret fashion model, I didn’t bother looking her up to see who her family is, or how rich they are, even though I assume that like the other recruits, she’s just another rich kid trying to validate her existence through modeling……

But she could also be a victim of a persistent stage parent who realized she was hot at a young age and has been grinding hard to get them out of the trailer park…

And apparently, in that grind…topless pics happen, as they do often when these girls are trying to make their modeling book or portfolio…so that clients see what they are capable of…and I guess what I am trying to say is tht she’s pretty fucking lovely…..

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2015

11

May

Charlotte McKinney Nipple Shoot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney did this shoot, either while she was coming up and trying to get work with her massive tits, or after she got famous for being in one Guess campaign, one Carl’s JR campaign that for some miracle, a miracle I call a master manager who is obviously VERY fucking connected, she probably was lost, confused and unsure where to take her tits…did she go into softcore erotica, because she couldn’t be a fashion model, and in that quest of borderline fashion that isn’t really fashion, because florida trash is not fashionable….it seems like some nipples were exposed….

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2015

11

May

Rita Ora in Leather Pants of the Day

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I love me some Rihanna impersonators in some unbreathable fabric pants…because I like when shit gets steamy and has no where to go….even if it is on bootleg celebrities…who are better suited for showing off her tits…than her ass….but I’ll still look because I am pathetic…and I guess so are you…

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2015

11

May

Shay Mitchell And her Twin in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Her name is Shay Mitchell….

She’s some Canadian turned American actress who you can assume was rich and entitled to start back home in Vancouver and who is now a fucking terror because the show she got cast in, turned into a MASSIVE fucking hit, rather than the straight to DVD her talent probably warrants, not that I know anything about her talent, I would jsut assume that it is in hand jobs and oral sex, or maybe that’s her mom’s talent, because acting isn’t about the talent, it’s about who you fucking trick into hiring you…

That said, I like her move away from her TV show…to bikini pics on her social media…because shows do get cancelled…and her being left with her millions of followers as the girl who was once on TV is probably not where she wants to take her career…and if there are bikinis involved, I’m ok with however or wherever she takes her career…

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2015

11

May

Bella Hadid is the New Gigi Hadid of the Day

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I always put a lot of focus on the other Hadid…and talk about how the dad hooked her up through his connection to all the models…because he fucks all the models…that’s what billionaires in LA do…but the reality is there’s another Hadid…named Bella…and more interestingly enough…I have a feeling the mom is the actual stage parent behind this, because she’s old as fuck, but still an IMG signed model, the same agency that reps her daughters, because I guess when you’ve been with them since their inception, long before any of the bookers, you hold some level of clout and you can make them book your daughter’s jobs, because you’re old and have nothing else to do…and experienced in the industry…so you might as well hook up your kids because it is good for your ego…

So what I thought was rich dude pawning his kid off to other rich dudes with brands like Guess…is really just a shark model mom giving her daughters a life of vapid existence…instead of putting them through med school or something far better than modeling….

That said, here’s sister Bella…doing the same thing all these other bitches do…and it’s boring because modeling is boring…

This is for Something Called GREY MAGAZINE….