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2015

08

May

Ola Rudnicka Brings the Vogue Netherlands Tits of the Day

Ola! – Ola Rudnicka….

I’ve never had sex with Ola Rudnicka, but I’ve had sex with something similar…in that it had small tits…and bleached blonde hair…but other than that was just some random fat chick in her 40s…which really is nothing that Ola Rudnicka…

But I have seen Ola Rudnicka’s tits…in a fashion magazine, because fashion is better than porn…and I don’t say that as a faggot jerking off to my new Versace Jeans….I saw that as a pervert who likes tall model looking chicks naked and half naked…peddling clothing…like they are some low grade retail employees…I can masturbate to while pretending to try on pants in their store changing room…it’s a thing…

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2015

08

May

Kylie Jenner Got High as Fuck and Ate SOme Popeyes of the DAy

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Kylie Jenner got high and ate Fried Chicken at Popeyes and no that isn’t code for taking a load by her black boyfriend, who I’ve been told that before he even became a rapper, he was already living in Calabassas as a rich kid…but who cares about some 17 year old that has been exploited since she was 3 and what she has sex with at 17…because we were all 17 once…and I can assure you most of us were fucking or trying to fuck and that was even pre-internet days for me…so I can only imagine things being worse and in a democratic capitalist society I feel putting rules on when someone can or can’t put something in their assholes at any age is oppressive…especially someone like Kylie, who has been learning how to stick things in her asshole by her sister for many many years…

Point being, stop talking about bullshit scandal that is hardly scandal…more importantly…stop finding 17 year old hip hop vixen with ass implants eating chicken a hot thing….

Especially when you know every move anyone in this family makes is totally strategic.

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2015

08

May

Blue Steel (wh)ORE Haus for Treats Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a model turned furniture designer who owns something called (wh)ORE Haus, a furniture company, that she welds for…

So she’s a welder..and I’ve met girl welders…not all lesbian beefcake welders but never models getting naked welders…and TREATS did a feature video on her wedling…which is interesting, erotic, and pretty fucking awesome…but that could just be my hangover liking girls who are more than just instagram hookers…but that have skills I don’t have, which isn’t saying much because I have no skills…

She also calls her company (wh)ORE Haus..which is just clever enough for me…

Here’s the video…

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2015

08

May

Taylor Swift for ELLE Magazine of the Day

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Taylor Swift did Elle Magazine, because she’s a huge star who wants to be a model, because she’s tall enough and even hot enough to be a model, because you don’t really need to be that hot to be a model, as long as you’re tall…

Unfortunatly, the pictures are safe, basic, not edgy or interesting, because I guess her whole play is the non-Miley, you know girl who fucks a lot but pretends the dudes are their boyfriends…

Now I’ve met girls like this…many times in my life and they are the fucking worst…they’ll let you finger them, they’ll just never touch your dick, and when you pull it out, after the laughter…comes tears…becasue they’ll say “i only fuck boyfriends”….or “ex boyfriends”…because “I don’t want my number to go up”….bitch I just fisted your ass…your number..at that stage doesn’t matter..

Anyway, I can assume Taylor Swift chatted about her boy problems to Elle because it’s all part of her marketing…

Here are the shitty pics…the hightlight is the one piece that you know is touching her asshole, pussy and nipples all at the same time…

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2015

08

May

Some Old Ladies in Slutty Clothes of the Day

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So every time I leave my house, that isn’t really a house, but that is technically a house, because I’m not actually homeless, even though I look and smell homeless, I see a mom in leggings, yoga pants, fitness shorts…and it reminds me that some girls just don’t ever want to grow up…they want to ride that sex appeal they had into the motherfucking ground….

SO to celebrate that movement…that I think is funny more than anything…

Here’s Ruth Wilson side tit….like she was 25…

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And Salma Hayek in a See Through Shirt…like she was 25….

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And soem Jennifer Lopez…in a tight dress…

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Even though they are both…not 25…..and more likely pushing 100…

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2015

08

May

Behati Prinsloo for Some Fragrence Ad of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo, the immigrant gold digger famous for being Adam Levine’s sugar baby, despite making money of her own thanks to brands liek Victoria’s Secret…did this ad for a fragrence company that came out a solid 3 days ago…and that has a solid 300 views…300 fucking views…because no one gives a fuck about Adam Levine’s cum dumpster walking around in a wilderness topless but not showing her nipples….that you know she would show if you offered her enough money to show… because that’s the kind of girl she is…but in her defence that’s the kind of girl every girl is….

All this to say…MORE NIPPLE!

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2015

08

May

Anna Wintour Does Late Night Comedy of the Day

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Anna Wintour is the powerhouse everyone hates at Vogue because she’s apparently a ruthless fashionista, you know like a an angry gay man who isn’t getting enough dick in his ass…in a Woman’s body…

The kind of cunt who has no time for anyone’s bullshit, because the majority of people in the fashion industry are idiots who barely make money trying to be part of the “industry”….

You know people who suck up to her as her interns in the office are probably half retarded idiot hipsters who went to fashion school, who think they’ll be the next fashion icon, when she knows she’s the reason fashion labels succeed, or exist, because her magazine is the most influential….and when you make people billionaires…you need to have a bit of an attitude…

Not that anyone cares about this, but I think it was well executed…and when things are well executed…even though I hate all things…I’ll post it…even when it doesn’t have tits…

If you don’t like that – Here’s Anna Kendrick and her dumb mouth showing cleavage for some fashion brand’s digital webisode…because Youtube videos are the future…

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2015

08

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Photo of the Day

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2015

08

May

Pornstars on Mother’s Day of the DAy

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Here’s an inspirational video from Pornstars you may have never heard of, but they are pornstars nonetheless because to be considered a pornstar all you need to do is fuck on camera…and all of a sudden….you’re a star…which is very different than being any other type of star…where you have to actually have a recognizable face…and name…these girls just need an interchangeable pussy….interchangeable pussy that came out of a pussy…and actually distroyed those pussies…because being a mom is disgusting….and so are pornstars…

This video of pornstars talking about their mother’s for mother’s day…which is on Friday…is a perfectly sweet and sad video…because pornstars are people too…they are just people who fuck for 1000 dollars a day….

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2015

08

May

Tina Fey in Her Underwear for David Letterman of the Day

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I watched this clip with no volume on because seeing Tina Fey in a one piece bathing suit with spanx covering what I assume are terrible upper thighs is not anything I really ever wanted to see…but maybe I’m just not turned on by 40 year old mom comedians who have taken over TV when TV was losing to the internet…

Or maybe I don’t like half assed jokes, it’s like commit to the fucking cause and actually strip down into your underwear…not whatever is going on here…

But she does have tits though, I guess so do most people….with vaginas….who haven’t had breast cancer.

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