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2015

08

May

Anna Wintour Does Late Night Comedy of the Day

Anna Wintour is the powerhouse everyone hates at Vogue because she’s apparently a ruthless fashionista, you know like a an angry gay man who isn’t getting enough dick in his ass…in a Woman’s body…

The kind of cunt who has no time for anyone’s bullshit, because the majority of people in the fashion industry are idiots who barely make money trying to be part of the “industry”….

You know people who suck up to her as her interns in the office are probably half retarded idiot hipsters who went to fashion school, who think they’ll be the next fashion icon, when she knows she’s the reason fashion labels succeed, or exist, because her magazine is the most influential….and when you make people billionaires…you need to have a bit of an attitude…

Not that anyone cares about this, but I think it was well executed…and when things are well executed…even though I hate all things…I’ll post it…even when it doesn’t have tits…

If you don’t like that – Here’s Anna Kendrick and her dumb mouth showing cleavage for some fashion brand’s digital webisode…because Youtube videos are the future…

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2015

08

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Photo of the Day

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2015

08

May

Pornstars on Mother’s Day of the DAy

Here’s an inspirational video from Pornstars you may have never heard of, but they are pornstars nonetheless because to be considered a pornstar all you need to do is fuck on camera…and all of a sudden….you’re a star…which is very different than being any other type of star…where you have to actually have a recognizable face…and name…these girls just need an interchangeable pussy….interchangeable pussy that came out of a pussy…and actually distroyed those pussies…because being a mom is disgusting….and so are pornstars…

This video of pornstars talking about their mother’s for mother’s day…which is on Friday…is a perfectly sweet and sad video…because pornstars are people too…they are just people who fuck for 1000 dollars a day….

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2015

08

May

Tina Fey in Her Underwear for David Letterman of the Day

I watched this clip with no volume on because seeing Tina Fey in a one piece bathing suit with spanx covering what I assume are terrible upper thighs is not anything I really ever wanted to see…but maybe I’m just not turned on by 40 year old mom comedians who have taken over TV when TV was losing to the internet…

Or maybe I don’t like half assed jokes, it’s like commit to the fucking cause and actually strip down into your underwear…not whatever is going on here…

But she does have tits though, I guess so do most people….with vaginas….who haven’t had breast cancer.

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2015

08

May

Paris Hilton’s New Song of the Day

Apparently, Paris Hilton has a new song, because Paris Hilton didn’t listen to the general consensus of the world, or at least North America…and shoot herself in a drugged up stupor…in her mansion after she had a solid run of winning at life and making a ton of fucking money in the process for her already rich self…riding off the family name…

I mean the biggest testament to how much we hated Paris Hilton, whether she’s nice or a good business woman behind her stupid baby talking image is that we turned her assistant into Kim Kardashian….just to let Paris know we really don’t give a fuck about her…

Well, she continues her hustle, she keeps making stupid money off morons, and I guess that’s what this is all about….and it’s horrible…I only heard one line before turning it off…but it happened…and it’s worth mocking…

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2015

08

May

Anya Benton by Cavan Clark of the Day

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Doing what we do…we make a lot of friends…and a lot of enemies…usually the enemies are Emily Ratajkowski…and feminists….and the friends get the joke that we’re making fun of pop culture and the stupidity of humanity as a whole…all while loving hot girls and fucking…pretty basic stuff…so we get drunk together because everyone likes to laugh at that….while looking at hot women…

One of our friends is CAVAN CLARK a photographer who just likes to have a good time….

Another one of our friends is the amazing and lovely Anya Benton …who he took pictures of…because she’s amazing and better than any girl you’ve ever spoke to…meaning I win assholes…even though I’ve lost at life as a whole….

Either way, she’s getting sniffed out by the bear I wish I was…but will never be…and they are pretty fun pics…next time…maybe they’ll invite me along…unless we’re not really real friends….and they just humor me….as most people do…

That’s why I never get invited to the birthday parties….

You can find Anya on FACEBOOK | INSTAGRAM

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2015

08

May

Topless Homeless Lady Takes a Smoke Break and Other Videos of the Day

Holy Fuck – Insane Footage of a 13 Year Old Fighting Off a Sexual Predator

Wife Beater Gets Kicked in the Balls

Cops Stop to Play Baseball with Kids

Woman Finds Kittens in the Trash

Jamaican Cops Shoot Dude

Awkward Robbery of the Day

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2015

08

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes….I get mad at the girls I sext because they don’t show me enough butt hole

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Tyga Says it is Ok to Datw Kylie
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Ana Braga Big Guns…..
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Rihanna Wearing Panties….
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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New Jurassic Park Trailer
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Courtney Stodden Suing Vivid..
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Human Mowing Machine
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Anastasia Nova Fame Whore….
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Cleveland Cavaliers Teach a Bitch a Lesson
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Expose Gold Diggers…
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2015

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you’re looking for babes on instagram, but tired of following the attention seeking babes who think they deserve to be watched or that they are famous…follow the friend @K_Inzixoxo

If you’re looking to bang random young girls who aren’t that hot but who send nude pics without much convincing…tinder…

Or you could always just go to the club on a thursday with some roofies…but why fucking bother…when the roofies come to you…since people be horny…

I’m Jesus Martinez and these are my steplinks…Discretion….I was wasted when I did em…so they may be confused and confusing…

Girls in No Bra are Just Crazy
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Mariah Carey Lame Panty Flash
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Miley Cyrus is bisexual
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These Tits are Just Crazy
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Nobody Fame Whore Tits
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Delaware Cop Kicks Black Guy in the Face
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Granny Kisses the Prince
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Snapchat Hotness
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This Slippery Slide is Just Crazy
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This SLut of the Day is Just Crazy
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These Idiots at a Louis Vuitton Event are Just Crazy
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Kristen Stewart’s Panty Flash is Just Crazy
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Jaime King’s Tits are Just Crazy
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New Family Vacation Movie
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Melissa Reeves Nupples are Just Crazy
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Star Wars Lego Toy Destroyed in Slow Motion is Just Crazy
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Lindsay Lohan is Just Crazy
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Bar Refaeli is Just Old
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Blake Lively Gets Work in a Woody Allen Movie
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Madonna’s Daughter See Through
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Abstinence Only School Has a Chlamydia Outbreak
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These Tits are Just Crazy
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This Model is Just Crazy
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These Tits are Just Crazy
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KAty perry’s Big Summer Tits
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Things in Slow Motion are Just Crazy
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Awkward Price is Right Prize
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Panty Car
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Woman Finds Cocaine in Granola Bar Wrapper
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Things That Bounce are Just Crazy
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Christina Milian Slutty New Video
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Naked Party on a Boat
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Vagina Party Trick!
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Sex Toy Removal
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Public Sex
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Yu lika to fucka me? I’m Asian and I’m sexy:
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Chinese Road Rage
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Academy Award Winning Cam Girl
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Not Hairy Enough
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Diver of the Day
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Tree Porn
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Bed Sex
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2015

07

May

Anastasia Ashley for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I’ve seen Anastasia Ashley surfing and she’s pretty ridiculous…she out surfs most dudes but you don’t care…you’re probably more interested in her ass that was created by surfing…and that has got pretty fucking famous…because let’s face it…good asses excite so….and I guess so is Terry Richardson…because here are pictures he just posted of her…

I think we can all agree that these are pretty tame, still fun, she looks good, but Old Terry, the creeper pervert with racy content is pretty much where it’s at in terms of Terry Richardson…would make these more interesting…you know he’d probably have the surfboard half way in her ass or something…and that’s the kind of “ART” I can get behind…

I guess the half / squat twerk picture is the most interesting one…

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