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2015

25

May

Salma Hayek Shows Her Body for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Here’s some Salma Hayek with her big tits busting out of her dress for some magazine, because Salma Hayek is all about the big tits busting out, because the big tits busting out is the skills that I am sure she think god gave her to feed a nation…or at least feed their sexual fantasies…back when tits mattered….before the ass took the fuck over..and in terms of Mexicans…she’s one of the hottest..and I guess more accomplished since most Mexicans I know work as nannies, maids, gardeners, and hotel staff…but I guess it’s because they don’t get them Hayek tits…these Hayek tits..that I probably have masturbated to, but that I think probably only because I was trying to connect with my Mexican mother, who was also a hooker, before dying…

Yay…

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2015

25

May

Selena GOmez Interesting Outfit of the Day

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I remember when trashy hoochie girls used to go out to the club in their low rise jeans with their thongs over their hips…so that you could see tramp stamp and what I guess was called Whale Tail..in what was one of the weirder trends in the history of white trash / hispanic trash / what the fuck are you wearing…because as much as I love panties shoved up an ass and pussy…I just hated the kind of girl who would rock that look…the kind of girl who has evolved into the instagram model…you know not hot enough to be a real model, but slutty enough to get people to stare at them, but confusing those stares for being hot enough to be a real model, making them only affordable to rich dudes who can afford their hourly rate…of sugar baby…

All this to say, Selena Gomez, reminds me of that….in this futuristic 1998 club skank look…and I guess that’s all I have to say about that.

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2015

25

May

Michelle Rodriguez See Through Dress of the Day

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Apparently this is a see through dress on Michelle Rodriguez, which I guess is a nice change of outfit from her usual bull dyke with a strap on dildo so that she can double penetrate her bitches like Zac Effron without having to invite another dick into the mix…if you know what I mean…and I hope you do…becuase I don’t…

I remember she dated Cara Delevingne I think…then Zac Effron…just all over the map in self discovery…but the one thing she’s been consistent on is not being very hot throughout the whole thing…

But a See through Dress…that I don’t think is see through…could be exciting…if it wasn’t on Michelle Rodriguez, since we’ve already seen her topless and it was uneventful…making this real uneventful…and lucily so is my life…so I’ll post it..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

25

May

Shanina Shaik for Free People of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is one o f the new contract workers for Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret took the porn model of Contract workers to the lingerie fashion world, because they realize if they invest in a girl, they need to control that girl, and use that girl to increase the equity of their brand…pretty basic…

Where it gets confusing is why these girls venture off to other companies that aren’t VS doing shoots that could be VS…I assumed it was because VS owned the factories all these brands are produced in…but think it is more to do with creating the illusion of relevance…

All this to say ,Shanina is a model no one in Portugal ever heard of, yet she claims to be Portuguese, making me assume, she’s just another one they built in a lap to replace Lima…and I guess what it comes down to is that this Free People shoot…is actually promoting Victoria’s Secret…because Victoria’s Secret are clever marketers…making you think of them when you see the girls…brain washing!!!

TO SEE HER LEAVING A YACHT IN CANNES CLICK HERE

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2015

25

May

Candice Swanepoel for Instagram of the Day

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Here are some Candice Swanepoel pictures from her instagram for those of you who don’t follow her on instagram because you realize that social media is a ridiculous way to live and document your life…like you were some kind of Truman Show motherfucker without realizing you’re less interesting and no one fucking cares what you are doing but they think they do…since that’s how they’ve been conditioned…

I mean, she’s a bikini and lingerie model…these pics are probably from one of her catlog shoots, and the only one I really dig is the close up crotch shot…because at least it’s something edgier in this tame and boring era of vapid existence…

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2015

25

May

Spiderman Eats It and Other Videos of the Day

Russian Billionaire Kid Pays People to Drink is Piss

Where’s Waldo During the Napal Earthquake

Vine Swing into a Cave

Lightning Strikes…

People in Guadeloupe are Insane…

Waitress Slaps Customer

Bully Gets Beat

Meth head on JIm Morrison

Asian Parenting

Man VS Airline Staff

Little Girl Hooks Boat…

Bully Gets bottle to the Face

Naked Russian…

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2015

25

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have so much to say…but I’m not in the mood…It may be Memorial Day for you…but it isn’t for me…but that doesn’t mean we don’t party with fun and crazy #stepGIRLS…because we do…

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Midget in Latex of the Day
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Suicide Squad Plane Crash in Toronto
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Car Sing Along of the Day
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Gigi Hadid Uses her Arm as a Bra
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Primates of the Day
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Nicole Trunfio Breast Feeding
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Abigail Ratchfrod for Playboy
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Prince Harry O-Face
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Trailer for a New Eli Roth Movie Staring Keanu Reeves
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Girl Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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2015

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Memorial Day weekend…are you a pathetic loser with no friends or family who turns to the internet for salvation like it is your new GOD…since we live in a GODLESS world…

Or are you just a figment of my imagination….

Don’t drink and drive, but if you do, aim for the fat chicks…

Here are some links…

J.Lo is Hot and Slutty for US Weekly
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Kim K Convinced Kyie to Get Lip Injections
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Robert DeNiro Commencement Speech
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Camille Rowe Topless
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Abigail Ratchford Posed Nude for Playboy
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Reese Witherspoon Lives
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Kendall Jenner in a Purple Dress
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Flava Flav Arrested
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Josephine Skriver at Some Event
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The Most Suspicious Products Sold on Conspiracy Websites
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The Best Male/Female Platonic Friendships in Film
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36 Times Punctuation Changed Everything
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What the Fuck is This Proposal Video…
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EMRATA’S USED THONG
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Models for AIDS
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Some Social Media Bullshit
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Alexandra Daddorio in Details
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Mirror Selfies
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Irina Shayk Big Tits
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Some Chick Had a Baby
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New Fantastic Four Trailer..
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Adriana Lima at an Event
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Rita Ora TITTY HOLD
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Redmund O’Neal Looks Healthy
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Camille Rowe in Panties in bed
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Petra Nemcova Side Tit
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Khalesi Body Double to Stay a Virgin
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Cat in a Cone Drinks Water
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Gigi Hadid Cleavage
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Made in America…
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Irina Shayk Big Cleavage
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ELLA ROSE IS ALRIGHT
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VIN DIESEL BREAK DANCE
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ARIZONA STATE HO
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Xenia Deli – Bikini Shoot
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Man Arrested After Being Filmed Getting Head in Subway
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Porn Star TWEETS ARE WEIRD
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Some Housewife in a Bikini
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No Olsen’s in the New Full House
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John Mayer Sues his Rolex Dealer
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PUG of the Day
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The Hottest Webcam Experience You’ll Ever Have…Ever…EVER!!
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WORST VIDEO EVER
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Hot as Fuck, Naked as Fuck, Tight as Fuck Babes Getting Stoned
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VAGINA EAT
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Plastic TITS
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BIG FUCKING TITS
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Cum Fetish
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Georgie’s Got Boobs
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Topless volleyball
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RuPal JIggles Amber Rose’s Ass
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10 Topless Pixar Voices
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Plastic BOOBIES
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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18 Year Old Breasts
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this is Interesting
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Julianne Hough Nipples Slip
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Lacey Banghard in Shorts
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Pixie Lott Nipples
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Greek Slut of the Day
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A Field Guide to Elizabeth Banks
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Shemale babes with big tits & big dicks live on cam…what the fuck….
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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2015

22

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnancy Pics of the Day

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There was a time when Jennifer Love Hewitt was the cutest bird faced skinny girl with massive tits…then she become the middle aged fat chick…who was engaged only to be dropped thanks to that being comfortable weight..only to have dropped the weight and trapped some dude who probably things it is hilarious that he’s fucking Jennifer Love Hewitt because he remembers her from before she was so sad…

Well, all this to say is that if you’re a fat and lonely 35 year old, drop the weight and people will fall in love with you and your money from being on TV…and knock you up so they never have to work again..I promise…

What I am saying if you’re both rich and fit…you’re pretty much gonna win whatever you’re trying to win…all this to say, I don’t get off to Ready to Drop Porn…

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2015

22

May

All of the Jessica Alba for Shape Pics of the Day

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Jessica Alba is still pretty fucking amazing…I mean this is a mom of two and a Mexican…and it looks like this….that means it works real fucking hard…because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…you know that this kind of body doesn’t come natural, it comes with discipline…in fact most Mexicans I know look like they are pregnant with 2 kids when they aren’t….and not ever like this…and all while creating a billion dollar empire…it’s like what can’t this girl do…oh right…she’s got people doing everything for her…so she can gym and diet..but who cares…and look at the pics..she’s good.

All this to say…Oprah has been in Shape…

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