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2015

01

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Never ask a girl “if you could be raped anywhere, where would it be”….because girls who have been raped take it really badly…and girls who have friends who have been raped take it even worse…and even when you try to recover with “what, not even at a luxury hotel, or in a yacht by the Jonas Brothers, or whoever the fuck is popular”…they won’t have it…

But the good news is…the one girl who may go alone with you on that journey into rape jokes…may be amazing and you make need to marry her…

Last night, I didn’t find a girl to go on the rape joke journey with, I just got a lot of angry looks…but that’s ok, because I am already married.

Here are some stepLinks…..

Nicole Richie is getting Divorced…
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Page3 Tits….
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Resse Witherspoon Cleavage…
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2015

01

May

Katy Perry is Blonde of the Day

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I hate how hair color is news…

I hate how Katy Perry is news…

I mean she’s fine, but her music is fucking garbage…and her lower body is fucking garbage…and her tits are fucking fantastic…at least in a shirt…and our society loves tits…it makes girls matter…like Katy Perry…who is now blonde…or in a Blonde wig…fascinating..

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2015

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you want to get a girl to show you her asshole you can always take the science researcher approach by asking her what percentage of girls she thinks bleach their assholes…

Her reaction will dictate whether she bleaches her asshole, if she says a lot…and leaves it at that..she bleaches her ass….if she says not a alot…or a lot but that she doesn’t…then you can ask her if she likes the natural shade of taupe…for her to say that her ass isn’t taupe to which you say all asses are taupe….to which she says not hers…to which you say…that’s what everyone says…to which she says…you want me to show you….to which you say you’re not going to show me…to which she says…I’ll totally show you…to which you say no thanks…becuase you hate taupe assuholes…to which she pulls down her pants and shows you her asshole..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Youtube Star Has 2 Vaginas
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Girls Not Wearng Bras
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Demi Lovato Removed her Vagina Tattoo
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TBT GIGI HADID NAKED
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Scott Weiland Technical Difficulties
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Britney Spears Falls in Vegas
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Lingerie Football PlayerChugs a Beer
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Michael Moore Tweets
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Slut of the Day
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Laura Vandervoot in a Magazine
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Gigi Hadid Eats Cotton Candy
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Emma Stone on the Street
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Slut of the Day
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Emrata is a Whore with Great Tits
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Leo Hides Under a Blanket
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Kid Cuts Off Obama
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Today in Crazy Fucking Asses
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Cheerleader Side Tackle
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Air BNB Orgy
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Helen Wood Tit Slip
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Mischa Barton Monster
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Hilary Duff in Jeans
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Megan Fox Pokies
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Ryan Adams Covers Bryan Adams
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Will Smith in Suicide Squad Cosutme
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Moonwalked Through Baltimore…
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Bull Escapes Cage
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Geraldo VS Baltimore
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Chrissy Teigen Nipples
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Random Model of the Day
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Camille Rowe Topless for LUI
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How Old Am I App Used on Celebs
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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COco and her Sister vagina Rub
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Spread Ass!
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Puppets Have Sex with Girl
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Busty ex-girlfriends and wives show it all on cam
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Creeping on Naked Girls
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Big Tit Nuru Massage
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Sister Piss
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Massive Tits
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Busty Chick Takes off Lingerie
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Glory Hole Prnak
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Butt Stuffing
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The Hottest Webcam
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Big Dangling Tits
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Lesbians
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Corner Store
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus Bleaching her Armpits of the Day

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Miley Cyrus bleached her armpit hair on instagram…or in real life and posted it to instagram…because in Miley’s situation…the internet is her real life…as she has no real friends and this is her only glimpse into the outside world…thanks to suffering from her success and forced to be reclusive…

Well part of her vision, creative process, bullshit trying to be different is that she has armpit hair…a true uneducated feminist…who can have all the armpit hair she wants…even though armpit hair is gross…unless you’re asking a hippie dyke…

I mean I am all for pussy hair, but armpit hair makes me gag whenever I see it..a response I Wish Miley had…every time she meets me…but she never meets me…I am so alone…

Here she is in a bikini…because she has a great body..

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2015

01

May

Camille Rowe Topless for LUI of the DAy

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People think that I only like Bush to be different, or obscure, or anti mainstream, but the fact is that I’ve liked bush since the 80s, I’ve liked it in 70s porn, I’ve liked it in old movies, I’ve liked it in old playboy and penthosue…I have liked it on girls I fuck…girls I finger…it is natural…and I find it feminine as fuck…I find it takes work to grow and maintain, more so than shaving the whole thing, I find it hides or leaves some mystery to the pussy….it’s like a fashion accessory from a romantic era…and it is amazing..

That doesn’t mean I turn down bald pussy -I just prefer bush on my pussy..

That said, ehre’s Camille Rowe, hot french model, who is topless in hot french magazine Lui…showing hot french bush…because I don’t think french girls ever shave..that is for Kardashians…who need to shave otherwise their haggard twats would stink up the room…cuz they are hairy as fuck…

This is like shitty softcore…That’s all….

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2015

01

May

Britney Spears Falls on Stage of the Day

The nice thing about lip syncing because you’re a puppet owned and operated by your family that has been exploiting you your entire life…is that when you fall on stage and injure yourself…possibly de to the sedatives…you don’t misss a fucking beat…

I mean this is probably her cry for help, and everyone just thinks she slipped up…when in reality she’s trying to escape via the hospital..but instead everyone just bought into it..and as soon as she got backstage..she got punished for trying…to be clever..

Either way, I like seeing Britney fallen over…perfect to move in and predator her/ save her…since K-Fed did it right…inspiration to us all..

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2015

01

May

Kate Hudosn Cameltoe of the Day

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I wonder how this cameltoe happened? I’m thinking fucking every dude in hollywood from a young age, because hollywood is dirty and she was fully absorbed in it…coupled with babies…and then fucking every dude in hollywood as an adult…because that’s just what broken celebrity rich kids do….fill that void…and when you can’t find a cock…use a leotard…

I don’t know if this is even toe, I just know it is Serious pussy mound…and I find that kind of fun…

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2015

01

May

Coco and Her Sister Grind Cunts of the Day

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So Coco and her sister got some attention for rubbing vaginas, as sisters do, especially when they are attention seeking hookers who were taught to do anything they could to get noticed…and I guess that’s why they decided to release the video…

White trash sisters who work as prostitudes or strippers have been milking being sisters for extra money forever…this is nothing new…but still worth watching..

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2015

30

Apr

Kendall Jenner Instagram Model of the Day

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I know Kendall Jenner is geting paid a lot of money by Calvin Klein for this. They fucking love young girls in black and white…looking like borderline illegal images..but that aren’t illegal because all the twinks involved are over 18…

But there is still something magical about a girl doing the instagram model booty pose…whether it’s paid for or not by the underwear company that makes the underwear that she is wearing,..and that coincidentally you want to sniff…

The whole family are fame whores, attention seekers, the worst…but I’m not against fame whoring and attention seeking when it involves hot, slutty, erotica like this…

I get it, instagram girls are hookers…but that doesn’t take away from staring at their thirst, or hustle…because it’s better than staring at my wife’s inner thigh rash she makes me apply topical cream to…if you know what I mean…shitty morals, shitty people, shitty everything, possibly even this undewear….but not as shitty as my life…

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2015

30

Apr

Gisele Lingerie Video of the Day

Gisele may have claimed to quit modeling, but apparently hasn’t quit modeling, but saying she has is good marketing, because here she is modeling for her own bullshit lingerie company that I guess she’s trying to get to some Jessica Simpson level of billion dollars in sales a year because she’s not rich enough as is….you know take the tranny out of the slums of Brazil and give them a taste of the good live and now all of a sudden they can only live in 50 million dollar houses…it’s fucked…

She’s got good model body, which is kind of an uneventful body for anyone into chicks…but the fact that she’s had 3 kids with Tom Brady….which may not be fact at all…because he may be gay and she may be a man….while still looking like this…is pretty magical….when compared to other women I know with 3 kids…not that I care about Gisele…or this vide…or her in lingerie…but I am posting it anyway.
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