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2015

18

May

Diane Kruger’s Cannes Panty Flash and Natalie Portman’s Cannes Can of the Day

Cannes is the classiest of Film fest, you know where celebrities and producers from around the world unite for a week of luxury, filled with yachts, expensive dinners, the mediterranean, million dollar deal making and promoting movies…

It also has a good amount of euro trash hooker type girls with their fake tits working promotional events…or their married producer clients like they were Victoria Silvstedt…mixed with a little celebrity bikini and panties….thanks to people like Diane Kruger….

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And Natalie Portman….

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2015

18

May

Sienna Miller in a Bikini of the DAy

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Sienna Miller is an actress I actually used to like…not because I really like any actresses and I am convinced that all acting is a fucking scam lie…but actors won’t ever let you know that…because it will ruin their scam that makes them a lot of money and pretend to be important….when really nothing they do matters and are just interchangeable puppets…

But Sienna Miller just had something about her and that was a willingness to get naked in every movie she did…and a hot body…in every movie she did….and she just kept getting cast in everything…and I guess faded out and had a bunch of kids…that didn’t really damage her body…at least not the visible part of her body…she could very well have a gaping vagina and ass…but who could really be sure that was from the baby and not all the cock she went through in her 20s when she was getting famous…

All this to say…she’s glorious and I want to sing her love songs…

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2015

18

May

Jewel in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

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Little know fact…Jewel wrote this song for me….

I was living in a small Alaskan town and we had a whirlwind romance that left her homeless and living out of her car, forced to drive to LA to land a record deal and become insanely famous, despite not being that good at music, but clearly good at something that leads to record deals..that I call…song writing…lyrics that make lonely women feel emotions…but I’ll tell you one thing…she was a much better desperate girl in the 90s pre-youtube trying to go viral…by probably going viral in her own way…these record execs all have herpes…

And sure…that story was a lie, and Jewel didn’t write a song for me…but she has impacted my life by making me nicer to the homeeless girls I fuck…because they are affordable..because they may be rich and famous one day and I want to be the guy they remember being the one who hosed them down and gave them a half eaten sandwich…

Here she is in a bathing suit…no longer homeless…but stil lshowing her pussy definition…

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2015

18

May

Miley Cyrus is Not Nearly Slutty Enough on Vacation of the Day

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Miley posted some vacation pictures of herself because her life isn’t a fucking vacation as it is…and she needs to go to tropical places to really understand what being relaxed is…and I guess it gives her a chance to just be herself…which is a clothed Disney Starlet…who doesn’t need to pretend she’s weird because that’s what the hipster mainstream and the label wants…and she doesn’t have to show her nipples because that’s what I want..and she can just be normal…with a group of black guys who she’d want you to think are gang banging her but who are probably…

Suck this pussy just like you should…in this weird Dolly Parton style ho down where the square dancing caller is aggressive about pussy eating…

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2015

18

May

Ashley Benson’s Snapchat of the Day

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This just in….Ashley Benson has snapchat…She also has tits…and I guess the two have come together…in this glorious moment that would be more impressive if she wasn’t 10 pounds overweight..and if I had never seen her topless in Spring Breakers and in paparazzi pics…but the world…with their 15 second attention span…probably appreciates this…

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2015

18

May

Lady Gaga Naked in an Art Flim of the DAy

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I don’t know what this bootleg video of a video is from because I don’t care about Lady Gaga and her artistic endeavours that are really just her trying to find some level of authenticity in what she does because she know she’s a hack, rich kid puppet, who is playing a lie because it makes her money, and that she needs to get naked and strip down for actual artists, or other rich kids pretending to be artists…because it gives her some level of credibility…and I guess what it comes down to..is that she’s got good tits.

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2015

18

May

In and Out ad Campaign of the Day

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Here is an In and Out AD Campaign that would have cost In and Out over 1,000,000 dollars or more to pull off if it was planned, unless it was planned and they were the sponsor of the Billboard awards and did pay 1,000,000 dollars to make this happen, in what the marketing people would call and activation or product placement….because these girls are puppets designed to sell product…fascinating…but not really….

I just can’t imagine any of these girls doing anything like this for free…it’s not in their core personality..

Too bad this isn’t the last supper….for all this trash…

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2015

18

May

Catherine McNeil’s Naked for Vogue of the Day

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This Australian is named Catherine McNeil… she’s an Australian model….who has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..which would probably explain why she’s a lesbian engaged to an MTV Australia VJ…sure lesbianism is fashionable…and it is good for PR…but I like to think it comes from a darker child rape place.

Here she is modeling…lookin’ good…beause she’s naked…in Vogue…beause she’s fashionable..

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2015

18

May

Niykee Heaton Snapchats of the Day

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Her name is Niykee Heaton …

You dont’ know who Niykee Heaton, but she’s a slutty interenet sensation who pretends that she can sing well enough to trick Justin Timberlake to signing her onto his label, because she did a version of one of his songs and I guess that’s what egos do..it’s like “tell me how great I am, sing my song to me”…or maybe he just went to meet her, fucked her and signed her to keep her mouth shut, assuming he is straight and that baby he has with Jessica Biel is through sex and not artificial insemination that happened when Jessica Biel threatened “baby or I go public with you and your gay sex”…

All this to say, when I saw these pics from her snapchat and her name, I just assumed she was in porn or low level Playboy, but I should have known better…she’s a youtube star…and this is how youtube stars market themselves…because the world likes porn and playboy chicks…right…

HEre she is doing Fetty Wap’s Trap Queen..because ride off the search results from popular songs…is the bootleg way to get famous…that works…

I prefer her snapchat slutty…

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2015

18

May

Art Provocative’s Australian Sex Worker of the Day

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People think I hate sex workers, that I call girls whores as a misogynist play…like “fuck you whore, get to sucking my dick and go do my laundry while you’re at it”…but the truth is that I am a huge supporter of sex workers…I just hate girls who are pretty much sex workers..but don’t admit they are sex workers…because they are just dating rich dudes…and doing whatever the rich dudes say cuz they are trying to gold dig…as it leads to great vacations that look great on their instagram…that they whore on to get an audience…because they crave the fame…and audience…

You see, we’re all fucking whores but the whores are the only ones who are capable of admitting it…owning it…and in Australia…at least wherever @art_provocative

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