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2015

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May

Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is the ethnically ambiguous Disney Star everyone, loves because she leaked nude pics while on Disney back when nude pics were scandalous and could get a girl fired…but didn’t because she’s spun that so good with her team of over paid execs…and by everyone I mean me, because she had bush in an era of no bush, proving that she was probably lazy, or just too hairy to manage and the world slaughtered her for being a little squirrel in her panties, but I fucking loved it, until her legal team said she was 17, at which point I erased it from my memory…even though I think they were lying..

That said, she has a sister, and here they are in bathing suits, because I guess they are swimmers…

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2015

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May

Nicki Minaj in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Nicki Minaj wore a see through dress, that isn’t quite see through, but more see through as a concept, so that it’s “edgy” enough to get people to talk about but not see through enough for me to see her dick.

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2015

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May

Miranda Kerr has Cleavage of the Day

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The highlight of Miranda Kerr is that Victoria’s Secret fired her for fucking Justin Beiber…at least that’s what I heard from someone who worked with her management a few years ago, because even they found it fucking hysterical…I mean what a stupid reason to get fired from pretty fucking easy marketing and money for yourself…one night with a twink..what the fuck…what an idiot..

That said, she’s faded into obscurity, despite having new tits…and being the spokesperson for Victoria’s Secret’s low level competition and icecream…and here she is showing her tits…but more interestingly…showing a slit in her dress…high enough for us to see where Bieber marked his territory before destroying her career with his dick…

She’s still hot…but I like stutty moms…so I’m biased…

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2015

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May

Wanda Orme for TREATS! of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Wanda Orme and according to her instagram…. either has anyone else…but the dudes at TREATS! Magazines found her wherever they find their LA chicks who get naked for their fashion shoots, to get into the circle of exclusive parties and dates with really rich LA dudes who invested in TREATS! like the facebook Twins…and other dudes who like fresh pussy served to them as models rather than sugar babies…or hookers…because it feels more authentic…

Either way, she’s amazing.

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2015

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May

Sophie Marceau Panty Flash of the Day

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I don’t know who Sophie Marceau…but she sounds French…so I’m just disappointed that there’s no amazing pubic hair spilling out of her panties as the wind blows up her skirt at Cannes…because bush…is the best thing about French girls…besides their shitty attitudes, their tits on the beach, croissants…and anal sex on the first date, that doesn’t even have to be a date…

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2015

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May

Khloe Kardashian Speaks Wookie of the Day

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A video posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on May 13, 2015 at 11:37pm PDT

I’ve called Khloe Kardashian a sasquatch Kardashian because she was the monster that everyone felt bad for because they packaged her as the funny one…and the funny one is always the one people like…but the funny one is also the one who can’t get by with her looks..until she spends Demi Moore money with the plastic surgeon like she was her sister…probably because they are full time employees..

Either way…nerds call her a wookie, which is a Sasquatch in Star Wars….and here she is speaking wookie…on instagram…because that’s what you do…when your dad is OJ Simpson..

Here are some pics of her and Kylie on the Jet eating Popeyes…

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2015

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May

Lindsay Lohan Has Nipples of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan who I love, not because we used to be best fucking friends during one of her drug induced years….where I would get calls and text messages from her at random times of the day because someone gave her my phone number and I guess she thought it was funny….but because I think she’s a talent, has star power, and despite being her own worst enemy thanks to being her family’s biggest asset…I believe that she’ll come out on top…and while I wait..I figure I might as well just cum looking at her tits…not because so many people have….many of them in the room with her…but because I feel connected to her…and that’s what people in love do..

What I’m trying to say is that who cares about her shitty career, the joke that is her family, all the scandals, her community serivce…her addiction, her horrible use of social media…when what really matters are her nipples…

I mean….Lindsay Lohan’s got great tits, we should focus on that.

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2015

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May

Tess Holliday is a Legit Plus Sized Model of the Day

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Tess Holliday is apparently a plus sized model and as disgusting as fat women make me every single morning when I wake up and every single night I go to bed…because I have and obese wife who I am waiting eagerly to lose out to her obesity…because the smells and the apnea are killing me more than my drinking..

But this Tess Holliday is legit. Meaning…she’s fat as fuck…which is disgusting and unhealthy..and eveyrthing I would want from a plus sized model…because America is fat and using girls Kate Upton size as plus sized models to cater to fat women everywhere, which is everywhere…

This Tess Holliday is a real massive model…like the kind of girl with health issues from being so plus sized…celebrating obesity and premature deal plus sized and a cross section of our society obese…and sure that may be a horrible message to send the kids, but a great message to send to all the other plus sized models…who aren’t this plus sized…but I guess a sumo wrestling match could have solved that…

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2015

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May

Hannah Ferguson for SI Summer Series of the Day

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I guess Sports Illustrated realizes that they should do a Swimsuit issue every month because it is the only thing that makes Sports Illustrated matter, especially after Victoria’s Secret secured a summer Swim show, like the Holiday lingerie show all the white trash who still watch TV get excited about…while the execs at SI are just shaking their fists in the air saying “this should be us”….

Anyway, her name is Hannah Ferguson, she’s one of their new models, and here she is in standard bikini pics that you’ve probably seen emulated by every single shameless girl on internet who poses like this on her instagram….only this one is a legit model…even though she’s not getting paid…

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2015

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May

SuperGirl Super Pic of the Day

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Remember there was something called the Fappening…that no one really gave a fuck about…because people generally don’t give a fuck these days about anything but maybe people in their immediate circle naked…it’s like “Oh Jennifer Lawrence nude selfie, cool, who cares”….kind of generation…when I’m from a generation of “OMG Paris Hilton Flashed her Thong”…and people would take for the fucking year…

Anyway…she’s been cast as Supergirl…and I guess it is important to see her in her element…with condom…which is so rare these days and not very representative of a super girl attitude that all the hookers I know who don’t use condoms and let dudes cum in them think they have…

Doesn’t matter….you can google her nudes….

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