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2015

24

Apr

Joanna Halpin Nipples on Instagram of the Day

Joanna Halpin is a pretty insignificant model on instagram, which is the default modeling agency of the world…at least according to the lame fucking girls who have huge followings….while the number of followers an actual model has, doesn’t have anything to do with the amount of money she makes modelling, because girls who are working models, don’t bother self promoting themselves like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers, trying to get noticed by the one dude who has a wallet, they are too busy already making money, and all the fringe instagram models, are just doing that shit for free, to get followers, or likes, because it makes them feel about being spoiled rich kids and/or broke ass models working at walmart…

That said, here’s Joanna Halpin’s nipple…because real models show their nipples on instagram…and I like to look…

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2015

24

Apr

Droopy Faced Gigi Hadid of the Day

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It was Gigi Hadid’s birthday…so we can assume her dad bought her this bikini campaign for Seafolly, like he bought her her career, when he realized she was cute enough, lazy, and hopeless in school…and that a model daughter would be better for his image than a doctor or something, it would give him access to her model friends…and coworkers…he could sugar daddy…you know…so it all makes sense…

What doesn’t make sense is how her droopy face is considered the hottest model around…oh right…that was bought for her too..and I guess if she’s stripping down half naked..that’s good..

Here’s her cameltoe..

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Even more pics HERE and HERE

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2015

24

Apr

Pornstar Logan Pierce Sings THis is How We Do It….of the Day

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Apparently it’s Firday…so you’re either done work, about to be done work, not on the computer…or hungover from last night….unless of course you’re like me…an unemployed loser with nothing better to do that to look at flimsy bullshit internet content as a distraction from my shitty life…

Well, what better flimsy internet content could you want than a male pornstar, you know a dude who’s dick you’ve definitely jerked off to, cuz you’re a homo…Logan Pierce…singing This is How We Do It…

If you don’t like that cuz watching the dick you’ve jerked off to sing is too romantic for you…here’s a Gay joke…with Sara Luvv…a pornstar you may have also jerked off to…distracting you from Logan Pierce’s dick you were jerking off to…

Posted in:Videos

2015

24

Apr

Alexis Ren Sleeping in of the Day

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Her name is Alexis Ren or Alexis Reneg..and there is word that she’s a serious fucking hustler, really grinding away at being the next big thing in instagram models…she apparently has a huge instagram following, a huge tumblr following, and her boyfriend…is right there with her…producing content, videos, making themselves famous…and they’ll probably end up with a reality show..because the world just likes young hot couples…it reminds us of everything that has gone wrong in our lives…

That said, they were asked to do a campaign for a lingerie company…featuring her in their lingerie…shot on an iphone…in what may be interpreted as softcore porn…in what I consider just looks fucking awkeard…but young girl in lingerie…that shit’s alright by me…

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2015

24

Apr

Nicole Eggert’s Breast Reduction Show of the Day

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This is a terrifying video clip from a show I guess is called Botched Plastic Surgery, where they go in and try to fix up shitty plastic surgery, but I could be wrong, I didn’t bother googling it..

I was too busy trying to understand Baywatch Babe Nicole Eggert’s tits that she wanted to have rebuilt, now that she’s 50 and built like a 50 year old, all broad backed and scary enough for me to never want to see her in a bikini, or really see her topless with her nipples censored…

So this show is on E!, who are known for their quality programming, and they creation of Ryan Seacrest…and it is 5 minutes of talk about fat old lady tits…showing fat old lady tits…that if you’re 40…you probably jerked off to on Saturday nights…

I see enough fat tits in my day to day…but this plastic surgeon is pretty awesome!

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2015

24

Apr

Alexa Vega Abs of the Day

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Alexa Vega is the Mexican who I assume Robert Rodriguez really fucking liked when she was a little girl, since he made her his spy kid….a spy kid who ended up growing up with a barely there acting career, but a hot body that reminds us that you don’t actually need a career as long as you’ve been in one movie, that shit can carry you into the arms of a rich dude in the industry,, so that you can focus on your abs…

lookin’ good….

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2015

24

Apr

Here’s a Dude Trying to Pick Up Another Dude’s Girl of the Day

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This is a pretty obscure video of some dude…who clearly listens to hip hop trying to pick up a girl in front of her boyfriend…who plays it off pretty cool, possibly because he is scared the dude has a gun, maybe because they staged it, maybe because he hates his girl and wants her taken away by an aggressive dude…and the fact is that every gril I know loves aggessive dudes, this is the kind of shit they are looking for, so you should try this next time you see a girl, whether she’s with a dude or not, like your animal instinct take over….cuz you know part of this girl, mainly her vagina is turned on by this…

If you don’t like that…here’s a couple who has the loudest Sex in Brooklyn of the DAy

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2015

24

Apr

Jessica Alba Side Tit of the Day

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Based on the movie Honey alone, it is safe to say that Jessica Alba is realy lucky that she is hot, so that she can be thrown into movies as the Hot girl, without having to rely on actually acting…not that acting is really a thing, but there are just some people who are so fucking bad at it..that their pretty smile (read pussy) goes a long way…

Not that any of that matters anymore, she’s managed to launch a billion dollar brand with a team of experts who like the directors and producers of every movie she’s been in, as well as her clever husband, used her tits to make it happen…

Well, here she is showing you her old tactics while grinding up on James Cameron, because I guess she has dreams of being in Avatar 2 trhough 40….and she likes the smell of his billion dollars…all while looking like a Kardashian….

And what it comes down to is that if you look close enough, under her arm, you’ll see tit..

I know…we are pathetic, but at least we are in this together…

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2015

24

Apr

Woman Accused of Stealing Ends Up Topless and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Posts Video of Her With Another Dude as Revenge…probably fake…

Kid starts fight by slapping girl on the ass…

Tazer Doesn’t Work…

Dude WHo Almost Loses His Head

Stingrays of the Day

Punch in the Face at the Ice Cream Shop

Public Sex of the Day

72 Year Old Beat By 3 Cops

Australian Gold Prospector Finds Gold…

Then shits himself…

Police VS Homeless Guy

Topless Protesters…

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2015

24

Apr

Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day….

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Well…it looks like Victoria’s Secret really maximized this Josephine Skriver model.

The rumor is that the new generation of Victoria’s Secret girls only get paid 100k, which seems like a lot of money to some, because when you factor in all the celebrity, and celebrity cock you get from being one of these models, there are girls like Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner who are willing to pay the brand millions of dollars to work for them….

But in the model world, that’s what a girl can make in a day…so seeing these 500 amazing pics…of an amazing model I am sure Leonardo has either pretended to fuck because he’s as gay as Kanye….or will pretend to fuck because he’s as gay as Kanye…but who as far as I’m concerned is still fresh faced and unscathed…even though we all know that’s not true…not in this fuck your way or buy your way to the top society…

You can see her Danish Nipples from a shoot here CLICK HERE

I hare catalog pics…but I love her lubed up and run through whatever this filter Victoria’s Secret is rebranding with…It’s like instagram..but in a catalog..