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2015

14

Apr

Staring Contest With Allie Haze of the Day

Her name is Allie Haze, she’s a pretty massive pornstar, which in porn can mean one of two things…that she’s obese and in all the BBW porn…or that she’s been in the game a long time and in being in the game has fucked thousands upon thousands of men…and I don’t know if that is a hot thing to me…because I like my girls who bang thousands of men to be less about getting paid for it…and more about just doing it cuz they are horny dirtbags with no business sense…

All this to say, she was cast in Deadpool XXX and they decided to do a staring contest…dumb idea…but a porn star staring in your eyes until you cry may be exciting to you…even if it is not for me…

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2015

14

Apr

Kimberly Garner in a Racist Native American Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Kimberly Garner once followed me on twitter for a day or two before realizing that I am an evil person who makes fun of her kind of fame whore from the UK reality star trying to make it in America..

In fact…I make fun of all fame whore…no matter how hot they are…because they whole industry and their worth is pretty ridiculous…

So she unfollowed me, but apparently, the real asshole around here is her…at least based on this tribal photoshoot that must be seen as racist as fuck…or should be…

But maybe that’s her angle to get people to talk about her…you know how these idiots are…anything to get noticed…except she hasn’t done a sex tape yet…which probably would have been a better look…at least to jerk off to…unless you have a Indian Cheif fetish..that I assume you do…

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2015

14

Apr

Jessica Szohr NIpples of the Day

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Jessica Szohr has a pretty horrible last name, one that I assume is pronounced as “Sore”…something that also represent all things heprpes..related…

Making her a the constant reminder of the sores she may or may not have germinating in her genitals, thanks to being Hollywood, a place where having herpes is almost a status symbol, like the secret powerful virus that gets you into all the right events, despite being painful as fuck…

It’s like if you don’t have herpes, it means you didn’t fuck the right producer who likes giving girls herpes as a territory marking…

But then again, based on her career that hardly exists, it is quite possible she’s not one of those girls..becaus eif she was…maybe she’s had a more impressive IMDB page…

ALl this to say, I don’t even know who this girl is…but like the no bra and wifebeater look…so here she is..

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2015

14

Apr

Paula Bulczynska by Emanuele Ferrari for P Magazine of the Day

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Paula Bulczynska is amazing…I’ve never heard of her as a model ,maybe she’s a big deal…these Eastern Europeans are hard to keep track of…and even harder to differentiate from the cam girls I stare at on the internet…thanks to cam girls being a Eastern European dominated thing..these girls are souless and will do anything you tell them…possibly because there is a Russian mobster in the room making them….but I don’t think about those things….what I think about is how amazing a people they are…and this Paula Bulczynska…proves that for P Magazine…in this hot shoot..right…

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2015

14

Apr

Bella Hadid for Vogue of the Day

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Rich girls, especially Rich girls in LA, that have absentee fathers who are out fucking the nanny and other aspiring models, because that’s what rich as fuck old men in LA do…are always kept happy and feeling appreciated by being showered with gifts…even if they aren’t actually happy, and have a drug problem to compensate that happy..

So it only makes sense that in this world of Narcissism and internet celebrity, a father like Mr. Hadid would leverage his connections in the rich person scene, and get his model-enough daughters some press, followers, and an agent…because why the fuck not…leverage…

The world is so easily influenced, that they just go along with “She’s important”…

He tested it with Gigi, now Bella is at it…because following in your big sister’s footsteps is what you do..

“But Daddy, you bought Gigi a career, I want one Too”..

Here she is in obscure Market Vouge…because she’s a model…

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2015

14

Apr

Victoria’s Secret Umbrella Dance of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is the fucking devil…the evil empire that makes shitty, cheesy, overpriced underwear in Asia…and sells them back to fat Americans who buy into the consumer product world…thanks to being retards…

Bras,…that turn small tits into seemingly big tits…only to disappoint every mother fucker who brings what they think is a busty bitch home…

A billion dollar empire…who spend their marketing budget building up the careers of models…only to pass them off to Leonardo…

A company that has never paid me, even though I promote all their nonsense evil thanks to being a weak man sucked in by hot half naked girls…

Here’s a video they produced…that I am posting because I can’t help it…they have a power over me and I hate them for it…but can’t resist it…

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2015

14

Apr

Gisele Topless for Chanel of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Gisele is making a couple of million dollars for being this year’s face and I guess body for Chanel…which means that these topless pics cost Chanel millions of dolllars to get…which is pretty bad business considering I know at least 100 girls who would have got more than just topless, even spread vagina for Chanel number 5, which really would be appropriate…considering what better use of perfume than to hose down some whore pussy…

Either way, Gisele is kind of a man, so paying her anything to be topless is just insanity…and why people bother with these models is beyond me…with a million dollars of marketing budget…I could easily steal it and move to a third world country….and produce a campaign down there for 20 dollars and goat for the brand…but I guess that’s not the vibe they are going for…yet this boring ass pic is…not that it is an ass pic…Tom Brady probably wishes it was, because the second he gets the prosthetic balls on her…he can cum…

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2015

14

Apr

Chelsea Handler Bare Ass on Instagram of the Day

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People find Chelsea Handler funny….you know a mean spirited, bitter hag comedian making bitchy jokes…can be funny…shocking and get you noticed…

I find Chelsea Handler’s best joke the way she’s been handling not getting the job as David Letterman’s replacement…especially after she likely sucked Les Moonves off at least once…in her rise to fame…

I think these post her tits, post her ass, push the limits of Instagram rules like a “rebel” pretending to be a feminist…is desperation at its finest…because she has money now…

Where as when she was whoring out when launching her career as she worked as a waitress…was just standard…

What it comes down to is that it is just boring..it’s like spread that whore pussy already in private, we’ve already seen your tits…your ass is probably just as played out…post pussy…stop tip toeing on the line of appropriate…shocking…fucking five in you phoney bitch..

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2015

14

Apr

Rosalind Lipsett in a Bikini of the Day

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You may or may not remember Irish bikini model ROSALIND LIPSETT , because she’s not in Sports Illustrated, but thanks to the internet, all the instagram photographers, and really the need for bikini content…everyday…Sports Illustrated doesn’t even fucking matter, it’s just some bullshit stamp of approval for old, washed up, boring models…who figure it mattered in the 90s…so it matters today…and it is a great selling point…

But sometimes the only selling point you need is that you are the hottest thing to ever step out of Ireland, which may not be saying much, because Irish girls have historically been trolls, that’s how the whole Leprechaun thing happened, and the reason they drink…

But this Rosalind girl…she’s just fucking magical….so here’s a little bikini action for you…like it…

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2015

14

Apr

Justin Bieber Gets Choked at Coachella of the Day

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I wouldn’t be surprised if Just Bieber paid the Security to put him in a Chokehold at Coachella, because it gives the media something to talk about, makes him seem like the antagonist who doesn’t follow the rules, and may even offer him some low level street cred as less of a celebrity pussy…that everyone wants to fuck…and more of some kind of rebel…

The fact is that people, even people who say they hate Bieber, get boners when he walks in the room, because he’s Bieber, and all this internet hate on a motherfucker, doesn’t change the fact that people are drawn to the motherfucker…

I mean I saw pics from Fashion parties stoked Beiber was at their party, the same people who call him out as a joker that he is…

Either way, here’s a video of Bieber getting what they say is a choke hold…but that I can’t tell because it was shot on a motorola flip phone…

He’s still a lame as fuck…rich as fuck…everyone wants to fuck…but pretend they hate…because he’s Justin Beiber…

So now get excited that he may have been kicked out of a artist section during Drake….

ALl this shit is just silly…