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2015

03

Apr

Greer Grammar in a Bikini of the Day

Her dad is Kelsey Grammar – better known as Frasier, the sitcom star with a cocaine and hooker problem, who made her with his make-up artist, and not his Playboy Playmate, fake tit, hooker he landed after her…you know the same one who gave Greer all the daddy issues she needs to live in Hollywood, with a trust fund and connections, that got her on her own TV show, since that’s what everyone does…the money is too easy…

So whether she was a beauty pageant contestant who wasn’t Jon Benet-ed…or if she wins an academy awards, she’s always gonna be the broken rich girl from Mailbu thanks to jer dad’s self involved actor ways, and daddy issues are what get me through life, and by that I mean they get me laid…because there is no reason I’m getting laid by anyone with sound morals…and a solid upbringing…

All this to say, I dig her vagina in her bathing suit sag, she looks 40 and not 23…thanks meds.

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2015

03

Apr

Amy Adams Beach Photo of the Day

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What the fuck is this Amy Adams…I mean other than a situation that you should have kept your pants on, and this is coming from someone who has looking at asses at horrible angles for the bulk of my life…from when I crawled into an outhouse at camp….to just last week when I set up a camera in my bathroom because I knew my stepdaughter’s friend was coming over…

It’s like…if you know the paparazzi is watching you, and you’re on the beach, whether your a mom and supposed to look this shitty or not, you don’t have to play it up, by looking like you’re actually shitting, since it’s fucking awful to look at…

Now I still don’t know who Amy Adams is, but she was nominated for an academy award…so I guess that means she’s someone…more than just someone who shouldn’t be squatting in a bikini bottom…

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2015

03

Apr

Daisy Lowe Gets Half Naked For a Magazine of the Day

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I am down with Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter….because she only found out she was Gavin Rossdale’s daughter when she was 14….she thought she was her mom’s husbands kid…because that’s normally how this whole having babies thing works…but a paternity test proved otherwise…that mom was a slut groupie who let some Gavin Rossdale, a tranny fucker, semen inside her….

Turns out that works out great for her Career…even if it caused issues in the Rossdale/Stefani marriage, and I hope it did…you know her being shocked that he banged things that didn’t look like trannies….because Gwen Stefani has won too much at life…

All this to say Daisy Lowe is fucking hot and seems like a lot of fun…more importantly I like to stare at her naked/half naked modeling pics…cuz this bitch got tits…money…and serious fucking daddy issues.

I’m in love…I want to sing her love songs…but instead I’ll stare at her tits.

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2015

03

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Lives the Fit Life of the Day

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When Lindsay Lohan turns to instagram to post gym selfies…you know that everything on the internet may be some kind of elaborate lie…lies fucking everywhere…because Lindsay Lohan is not a representative of healthy living, she’s practically dead and her idea of a workout is her heart rate increasing from being malnourished and high on coke and some uppers…but I guess in turning over a new leaf, a red pubic hair leaf…she figures she can trick us, and more importantly the casting director’s that her life is on track, she’s focused, and she’s in the best shape of her life…so that they hire her…but I’m not buying into this…and I believe all the lies Lohan tells me, but that’s just because she still turns me on.

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2015

03

Apr

Selena Gomez Nipple On Instagram of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted what looks like a mesh dress you’d find at the sex shop, or on a Florida wife tanning by the pool, drinking her cocktails after sucking down some valium, because she knows it is the day the Cuban garderner comes by and she really wants to fuck him like she was America during the 1960s…no more Heinz Ketchup for you motherfuckers…but have since redeemed themselves by giving the Cubans Miami…

That said, Selena Gomez is a Mexican, and like all Mexicans, she’s had her tits done, so why wouldn’t she show off her nipples, this is a sign of status, like she’s officially made it to her people back home, cuz Mexican know that Mexicns have shitty tits..

If that doesn’t excite you, and it shouldn’t – here she is lip syncing in a car…as girls seem to do these day…

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Apr 2, 2015 at 7:47pm PDT

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2015

03

Apr

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Banana MOon of the Day

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I fucking hate all catalog and editorial pictures for brands, even bikini brands, because they always look cheesy as fuck, even when they aren’t even that cheesy, all because they are some girl getting overpaid to pose like an idiot, for no real reason at all, other than to sell product…it’s just fucking cheesy…

Catalogs and editorial campaigns, should just be real fucking people in the product, doing real things, like spilling out of said bikini, none of this candy coated phoney shit..

That said, her name is Sara Sampaio, she works for the competitor, because I assume the competitor owns a piece of every bikini and underwear company…

She’s skinny as fuck, from Portugal and her claim to fame is calling out other girls for being haters because she’s healthy and they are fat….

She drove that point home, you know that she can eat whatever she wants,…whith this watermelon…

Either way, she’s in a bikini

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2015

03

Apr

Kendall Jenner Booty of the Day

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The rumor is that the younger Kardashian affiliate, who isn’t quite a Kardashian, but rather a product of whatever the whore mother was before gold digging a rich Armenian lawyer in the 89s, and a pro Athlete from the Wheaties box of the 70s turned woman Jenner….but she’s still on their shit show…she’s still the one trying to be more legitimate than all the others, taking her fame whoring to a more fashion and modeling, rather than porn and hip hop video route, but she still has a fucking ass…

She’s not all that hot, but that ass seems to be, especially because she’s skinny, even when pushing out her ass, that’s just how girls are built these days, whether it is GMOs or not, fake or not, the roundness of asses on all girls has substantially improved the last decade…and I appreciate a fat ass on a skinny girl, as long as it’s not too fat..

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2015

03

Apr

Rachel Hilbert Does Hipster Nudity of the Day

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Rachel Hilbert is some new recruit Vitoria’s Secret fashion model, I didn’t bother looking her up to see who her family is, or how rich they are, even though I assume that like the other recruits, she’s just another rich kid tyring to validate her existence through modeling, which isn’t a new thing, it’s been going on for years…decades even…rich kids just look better and have the resources to go to all the cool parties and eventually make a career out of it, thanks to their whore mothers being hot enough to land their rich dads…you know how it is…

But maybe, she’s was found in a dumpster, bowling alley, mall or corn field of the midwest…it doesn’t matter what the back story is…what matters is that like all models she’s getting naked for photographers making art to get really noticed and I love this whole movement, there was a time we had to wait for Playboy to pay off these girls for the nudes, now it is free and it is everywhere and I love it…

So here you go, VS Model tits…not doing VS but probably coordinated by VS, to get some buzz…

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2015

03

Apr

Girl Stripped for Sleeping with Married Man and Other Videos of the Day

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ANother one…

Window Cleaners VS Wind

When Sex in the Kitchen Goes Wrong…

Firefighters Rescue a Dog from Burning Home

SUV Vs School Bus

Punk Gets Beat

Scooter Accident of the Day

Kid VS Nicki Minaj Tits

Idiot of the Day

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2015

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Easter Friday, which I guess is officially called Good Friday, because that is just how creative the church is – they use the same naming scheme as some ghetto high school drop out on meth stripper in a housing project does when she’s naming her fourth fatherless child who she kept because she forgot she was pregnant and liked the benefits social services give her with each additional kid…

That said, the only hunt going down today is going to be one by at lease one randomly selected girl from the Internet for my genitals with her mouth…because a small penis when coupled with impotence not importance…because hours of looking for far less reward than a chocolate bunny…

Here are some morning links:

Baseball is Back…Here are the Tits to Prove It
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Paris Hilton is Glad She Inspired Kim Kardashian….Right
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Charlie Riina is Amazing
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Lexi Thompson in a Towel
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Asshole PHysics Teacher
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Some Fame Whore with No Pants On
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Girls in Shorts Shorts
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A Harry Potter Character is ALl Grown Up
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Larry King Kisses an Alien
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The Lip Syncing Sluts
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Guy’s Wife Wants Him to Fuck Her Mom
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