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2015

12

Mar

Chloe Sevigny is Interesting of the Day

Chloe Sevigny was an it girl. People loved her. They fashion world loved her….she was edgy, and “cool”…acting like she didn’t give a fuck…weird enough to almost seem authentic…and most importantly, the girl who got AIDS in KIDS…

She’s making a comeback, in this amazing shoot for I don’t even know what, But I see her bare ass…

Obviosuly, I never found her that hot, except when she had AIDS in Kids, but I do prefer her when she takes progressive steps as an artist by sucking dick in a mainstream movie, called Brown Bunny, because actors need to start actually fucking in movies, they get paid too much to fake the sex, especially in this porn filled world…

It’s like how can these assholes pretend playing make-belief is important, or honest, when they aren’t getting it in…it’s like “I studied with the person the character was based on for 5 months so that I could really be that person, but in the sex scenes we dry humped, where’s my 4 million dollar check, I already wrote my speech for the Academy Award I’m nominated for”….fuck yourself…take some
Chloe Sevigny lead…

In other Chloe Sevigny news…she hates Jennifer Lawrence and so do I…so I guess Chloe Sevigny, despite being uninteresting to me…is my soul mate…but only because I know how she sucks cock….

NOw:
Here’s the Blowjob Scene from Brown Bunny

HERE SHE IS ROCKING A DICK FOR TV SHOW

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny

2015

12

Mar

Jennifer Lopez in GQ of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is the fucking worst. Instead of taking all her stupid money that she made scamming the Puerto Rican fans who have supported her aggressively because latin people are passionate and support their own…especially when their own has some level of success…perpetuating that success to a higher level…creating this fucking tacky, pile of fat ass monster…to retire and live a good life…

She continues to shove herself down our fucking throats….I find the whole thing offensive…If I cared I’d be pissed….but I don’t…so I’ll post the pics…to remind you all that she’s the worst…

TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS IN A RED DRESS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2015

12

Mar

Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale’s got the worst nose job ever, because even with the nose job, she had a broken down, disgusting to look at face…which makes this selfie surprising, I guess she’s cocky now that she’s landed a husband who is probably only with her because she’s jewish and rich…and his jewish family approve…and not because of her face…because no one can love this face…at least when it isn’t being posed with her rockin’ fit body she’ll destory with babies…

Here she is in some boring Paparazzi with Ashley Greene CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2015

12

Mar

Joy Corrigan Looking Slutty of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is a hotter, but less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney. They are both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could montetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls..they get all the pick-up truck, burger joint, jobs..when they should really just be working at the Fort Lauderdale hooters…thanks to her mangled face no one would care about…if she didn’t have them tits…

Posted in:Joy Corrigan

2015

12

Mar

Charlotte McKInney is a Fame Whore of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is some low rent Kate Upton with big tits and a horse face…and with a horse face comes a horse vagina…which would explain why she’s dancing in a thong on the beach with a dude who probably has a horse cock…because he’s black…

I wonder if this was a smart strategy, since the only people that would find this big titty monster hot are middle american trailer park dwelling trash….you know people used to obese inbred Walmart clerk women with diabetes and missing toes…who just see tits on a skinny enough girl and cum all over their half retard selves…

You know the kind of guys who kill black people…because they are racist…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney

2015

12

Mar

Lana Del Rey AnOther Man Magazine of the Day

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Lana Del Rey is not….

You know what I mean…

If you don’t, do I really need to walk you through the fact that there is nothing hot about her, and that the only time you would really fuck her, is if she was willing to have sex with you at some afterparty, because you have no other options…

There is no way that anyone jerks off to this girl…not even her boyfriend…who probably fucks other girls and just leverages dating her to get more jobs..

You know, the kind of girl that if you’re drunk and high, seems ok because she starts making out with you…

Not the kind of girl you seek to destroy with your dick, even though the only thing your dick has ever destroyed was some deli meat you once fucked…

Posted in:Lana Del Rey

2015

12

Mar

Selena Gomez in Some Shitty Music Video of the Day

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This is probably one of the shittest songs I’ve heard…in the history of music.

This EDM scam is such a fucking joke. I can’t imagine this song taking more than a day to produce, and it will in turn make all these idiots a lot of fucking money…

3 Million people have watched this shit, because the youth, raised on internet, porn and video games are fucking retards…and the perverts are excited about Selena Gomez’s fake tit cleavage…when all I want to see is her double penetrated…because you know she dabbles in that, all young people do…it’s a thing…

Garbage surrounds us…it is everywhere…and this is just more evidence of that…part of the reason why I am ready to either kill myself or move to a private island until I am kicked off of it because this stupid site doesn’t make me private island money…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

12

Mar

Natalie Gal / Natasha Gainka is Amazing of the Day

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Her name is NATASHA GALINKA or Natalie Gal…I don’t fucking know, she’s got two names, one wikipedia, one instagram, and two sets of amazing tits…

She’s a babe, who was a greencard holder during an Americas Next Top model season….

She was shat on for having a greencard and essentailly being a mail order bride, because people just like to target people who have Greencards and forget that love does exist and sometimes that Love is international…

I don’t care about the drama, the bullshit, I get enough of that in my day to day life, everyone is a fucking complainer… I just think she’s hot and I can’t quite figure out why she isn’t famous yet, when so many girls who have been on TV are….

She’s been robbed….and I guess the good news is she can send the Russian mob to get her stuff back, that’s how Russia works…NO RULES!!

Here are some pics to masturbate to…she’d doing some Russian spy shit, hiding in the bushes…for communism…no wait…she’s an American…who cares..ook at the pics.

Posted in:Natasha Galinka

2015

12

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Photoshopped Ass of the Day

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I don’t think Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her badly photoshopped ass accidentally.

She’s already posted a picture of herself badly photoshopped thanks to a Kim Kardashian app and it went viral.

So in her crazy little world she is living in, she probably sat with a group of friends and said, this “Me saying Nigga on my last instagram pic was bad, let’s divert”…..or maybg “Wanna see people get on every site”….all she has to do is try to give herself an ass, when anyone who has jerked off to Lohan at least once, knows it is not about her ass, was never about her ass, but was about her tits…and more importantly…her broken soul…thanks to her mom and dad…

Either way, every girl photoshoppes herself, that’s why real social networking rather than this internet behind the screen social networking lies…

The dream is to meet someone hotter than her social media pics…I have a feeling that will never happen….thanks technology.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

12

Mar