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2015

13

Mar

Sophie Young by Janneke Storm of the Day

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Sophie Young is not all that hot, but then again, who decides what is hot or not, I would argue that what she is doing in her bathing suit, like pulling out her tit, is in fact hot, making what seemingly is not that hot about her, substantially hotter….it’s all about personality, composure, attitude and confidence…it’s like someone who I think has no business being a model, believes she can be a model, and even gets half naked and pulls her tits out for that belief, when I think she’s got no chance…it takes balls…and although balls on girls isn’t something I dig…at least not when they try to put them in my mouth…thanks TINDER for the lies you’ve delivered to me…but I do like balls…when they are figurative and mean TITTY PICS…I’m pretty typical like that…even when I’m not a tit guy…

Posted in:Sophie Young

2015

13

Mar

Renee Olstead for Powder Room Magazine of the Day

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Renee Olstead is some young actress popstar from Texas who was probably whored out by her parents…

She was on the one TV show that I am pretty sure gave me a shout out…called The Secret Life of the American Teenager….

I guess that was the original Pretty Little Liars…not that I know anything about these teen things…I like my girls in their 20s and broken…less dumb…and more experienced to make me cum…

That said, here she is for some magazine I’ve never heard of…

But the highlight of her career is HER STRATEGIC LEAKED NUDES ….because I love leaked nudes…and more importantly…THEM TITS ARE HUGE…

Does she matter, does anything really matter? I mean seriously…evrything, and everyone is bullshit…but as long as I can look at their tits…they are ok…

Posted in:Renee Olstead

2015

13

Mar

Izabel Goulart Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Life is like Groundhog Day, maybe that’s why the movie worked, because people find their hook and just keep bringing it over and over again…like me doing this site everyday for very little reward…but in some way to contribute to the world with my opinions no one cares to hear….only when these girls like Izabel Goulart do it…it is equally boring, pointless, but semi-erotic so we pay attention…

We get it Izabel Goulart…you’re fit, your fitness is why you are skinny not your starvation, you want to inspire girls to have a healthy lifestyle, by giving no practical advice, just slow motion music videos….saying “look at me work out”…

All this to say, she totally wants you to masturbate to this…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2015

13

Mar

Canadian Fame Whore Sided Tit of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes has it all figured out. Get on a TV show in Canada, leverage that to get on a TV show in America, get the work Visas sorted out, make a bit of money and get some level of success or celebrity as the network pushes the garbage show out to the world with marketing…and turn that into instagram hooker who gets in bikini and shows tits…and all the really really basic, and even desperate stunts people do to get some level attention and the funny thing in all her desperation is that she probably makes more money than any of you assholes, and clearly, she lives a much better life…but we can still laugh at her basic thirsty girl tricks…like side tit…because we know how the internet works…

TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI’S RENDITION OF HER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes|Kate Moss

2015

13

Mar

AshleyInLA Near Death Experience of the Day

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on

AshleyInLa is either a comedic genius, or a really really dumb sugar baby in LA, who hangs with rich dudes and Playboy models alike….

She just posted this video of a “near death experience”…..she was strangled by her sleep shirt, which is not like being strangled by some creepy rich dude shoving your panties down your throat, but strangled neverther less, and and she could have died…which may not be scary for me or any of the other obese people who are reading this thanks to Apnea….but must have been terrifying for these tits in a a see through shirt…

Posted in:AshleyInLA

2015

13

Mar

Hailey Clauson for Stone Cold Fox of the Day

I didn’t really watch this brand video for a clothing company I’ve never heard of…because I am a busy man…busy doing useless shit like looking for the next post, hoping it is better than this smut…but busy nevertheless…some people chase the high, I chase doing the bare minimum so I can go back to bed and nap….

That said, it is set to a song one of the hottest strippers I fell in love with when I was 19 used to dance to….it was her slow song, or as I called it, the song I saw her pussy…her name was Gabrielle, she probably got deported, which serves her right for taking my 19 year old money, without actually fucking me…all this to say Gabrielle taught me a lot about women…

And I guess in a lot of ways Hailey Cluason perpetuated those things. When she was 17 she booked Urban Outfitters campaign, where she was slutty, because she is a slut, only to sue Urban Outfitters for making her look like a slut while underage, despite being a slut, only to get a cash settlement, for being a slut…and getting her name in the media allowing her to maintain her slut lifestyle…and a few years later, she’s still getting paid to be a slut…

Funny how these things work out…for sluts.

Posted in:Hailey Clauson

2015

13

Mar

Porn Star Sings Pina Coladas and Other Videos of the Day

Russian Tow Truck…

Traffic Cop Gets Taken Down

German Guy Jumps…

Smaller Kid Takes Out Bully..

Man Catches Girl Cheating

Couch Surfing….

Motor Cycle Cop Chases Through Shopping Center

Road Rage of the Day

These Saint Martin Plane Landings are Played Out…Every Drunk Vacationer things the Plane is Closer to the Beach than it has ever been…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

13

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I spend my nights talking to 40 year old, overly horny girls, about how their husbands don’t fuck them anymore, and how fucking horny they are…and other times…I spend my nights convincing those same girls to ride my face until they cum…because fuck their husband…he doesn’t appreciate them…

Last night, I didn’t do either of those things…but this did….

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Here are some stepLINKS in the MOrning

Scorcese is Doing a Mike Tyson Movie with Jamie Foxx
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Things that Bounce…
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Obama Reads Mean Tweets
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Pilot Draws Penis on the Fligth Radar
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Dude Gets Knocked the FUck Out at Spring BReak
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Reese Witherspoon is Opening a Hotel in Nashville
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Coco Does Lingerie
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Slipknot Guitarist Story of Being Stabbed is Great
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10 of the Oldest Bars in America
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Kassi Smith in a THong
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Revelations from the New Jobs Biography
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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So grabbing a random girl’s vagina won’t get her excited…but telling her she’s fat while eating her piece of cake…or telling her she has a man voice…and asking if she’s trans…because trans is very in now…probably will…

The key is to focus on the dumb, self involved, self absorbed bitches…which is pretty much all bitches…they are the easiest to trap…

But just don’t grab their vagina when they aren’t expecting it…even if you have magical fingers from 10 years of running a blog…

That shit won’t work…and hopefully these stepLINKS will…

So Here are some stepLINKS…

Madonna is a Whore
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Anna Faris Likes the Paparazzi
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Felicity Jones Pretty Naked
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Final Jeopardy Fail was a Win
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Kim Kardashian is Modest
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Star Wars has Release Date
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Penelope Cruz in Shorts…
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Sarah Stephens is GOod
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Madonna “Dated” Tupac
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Gwen Stefani is a Pile of Bullshit
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Slut of the Day
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Long Boarder VS Deer
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Angry Guy School a Guy for Beating His Girl
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Irina Shayk is the Dog Whisperer
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Nicki Minaj Tits..
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Mila Kunis Sucks
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Nicki Minaj Spilling Out of Her Dress
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Jennifer Lopez Big Round Ass…
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The Best Meg Turney Pics
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Two Drunks of the Day
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Body Piercing Support Person Faints
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See Through Dress of the Day
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Charlie Riina is Amazing
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The Princess
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Hot Butt GIFs
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Erection Spiders
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Univision Host Called Michelle Obama a Monkey – Gets Fired
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Bananas of the Day
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Anna Faris is Boring
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Lindsay Pelas Big Tits.
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Shailene Woodley is not Amazing…
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Zoe Kravitz Cametoe
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Self Defence Flip
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Instagram Nipple of the Day
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Madonna Hanging with Howard Stern
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Charlotte McKinney for Instagram
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J.Lo is a Pile of Garbage
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Liam Neeson Reads a Bedtime Story…
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The Women’s Movement Needs New Ideas
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Paris Hilton’s In a See Through Dress
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Celebrity License Plate of the Day
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The Kurt Cobain Documentary
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Shailene Woody Nude…
http://www.nudography.com/News.aspx?IDNews=8689

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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Girl Masturbates for her Boyfriend
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Awkward Striptease
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Lacey Banghard is a Whore
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These Girls are WHores
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Greek Whores
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Shannon Doherty Vintage Nudes
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Someone May Die Tonight
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Asians….
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Perfect Tits
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WTF is THis
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Sprts Games are Fun
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Spread EM
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

13

Mar

Chrissy Teigen Topless Fat Pug Faced Gold Digger Tits for Attention of the Day

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Chubby fat role filled Chrissy Teigen, a model who isn’t a model and who has probably made next to no money modeling, decided to get topless and show the world her old fat gold digging tits…because that’s how you stay relevant when you’re a fame whore…seeking attention…otherwise your husband who we all know didn’t sign a pre-nup because she’s a manipulative cow who got in with him early enough and she behaved on the sidelines while he built their wealth with his talent…only for her to fuck off on him as soon as the right opportunity comes along…so that half of everything is hers….maybe it will be after a kid..who knows…I just know she’s not hot and totally overrated…but not really, she’s pretty much a nobody…but don’t tell her that, she’ll blog about it…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

To see a lot more of the pics with Bruce Weber CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen