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2023

22

Mar

Josephine Skriver’s Topless in Bed with Pantyhose On of the Day

There was a time when Victoria’s Secret sourced and delivered hot chicks to us. They were high paid hot chicks that they imported from around the world and probably passed around to their friends, but when you’re high paid, who fucking cares, it’s all part of the experience.

Josephine Skriver was one of their final hot chicks, before going woke and broke with fatties and useless instagram trash….

She is a designer baby, produced in a lab by a marine biologist gay man and a lesbian egg donor….

She’s basically the future of birth now that everyone’s a fag….

So I like to check in to see if she’s still hot, or if she’s developed any weird growths where their technology back in the 90s lacked what it needed for longevity.

Looks like she’s still doing ok for a dystopian pussy you can still jerk off to, if you’re not brainwashed into only liking fatties….

She’s in bed with pantyhose on like a little whore created in a lab…like some kind of very expensive sex doll.

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2023

22

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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You know the interesting thing about the body positivity and anti-bullying movement, is that in pushing that it is OK to be fat, they are killing people, a slow fucking kill, but more importantly, they are promoting and normalizing unhealthiness which unhealthy jump on like it’s the desert tray at the all you can eat buffet because it hypes them up, gives them props, and let’s them pretend they are hot….

But the side effect is that it creates these militant haters who decide that if you’re not fat, you’re not hot, or you’re the problem…

So instead of just being a group of people being happy being fat, it’s a group of people who want to lynch anyone who is fit or not fat because their existence is just bullying and going against the new normal..

So with every fit girl pic on the itnernet there’s an army of fat bots, who leave comments like “You look sick”….”eat a sammwich”…you know what I mean….trying to distort the truth that FATNESS is actually the sickness.

Anyone with a brain knows fit is better than fat, so here’s some fit bitches, maybe too fit, but that just means more stamina when they fuck your cuck ass with a strap on like the low testosterone freak you are.

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2023

22

Mar

Cassie Scerbo Bikini of the Day

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Cassie Scerbo is so fucking lame….no wonder no one likes her for much but the tits.

Not only does she post her PRONOUNS in her instagram bio, like we couldn’t tell she’s got a cunt from the fucking bikini titty pics she posts….

But she also links to a non profit called BOO 2 BULLYING or some fucking nonsense that goes against EVERYTHING I believe…because BULLYING saves fucking lives, it makes people better versions of themselves, and the few pussies who off-themselves because they blame bullying, are too weak to be needed around these parts….and we all know if it wasn’t for the bullying, they’d still be killing themelves, just with other fucking excusese since killing yourself seems to be a fucking natural phenom our species does when they are too weak to survive….SELF DESTRUCT.

Yes, I am passionate about bullying and will start my own NON PROFIT called YAY 4 Bullying…two can play at this game SHE/HER SCERBO….

I would also argue that Cassie Scerbo doesn’t give a fuck about bullying, it’s all just stems from virtue signalling, showing off or guilt from wanting a vapid celebrity life so bad that she posts semi nudes online for attention….

I would also argue that Cassie Scerbo has indirectly bullied all the guys who wanted to fuck her that she rejected. MEAN GIRL….

The fact is, I don’t even know who Cassie Scerbo is…but she’s got an IMDB…and was in SHARKNADO….which appears to be the peak so far, because GO WOKE GO BROKE…Pronouns on Resumes get less responses….probably applies to casting couches too.

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2023

22

Mar

Antje Utgaard Got Big Tits and Posted a Pre-Bath Video of the Day

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Antje Utgaard seems to be some TikTok personality with giant tits….The kind of ANTJE you’d wish wasn’t your AUNTIE but rather your WET NURSE…..FEED ME MOMMA!

She’s got 2.1 million followers on Instagram, which means she’s important or that people will assume she’s important.

The truth is that this lazy generation just buy fake followers and no one is the wiser to it, which always makes me laugh because early on Instagram I was going to buy 1,000,000 followers to the DrunkenStepfather account, thinking I’d go viral when others saw the 1,000,000 followers and I bet I would have….fake it til you make it…but I thought stupidly, it’s funnier to have NO followers since I do this for the LOLZ…sometimes I troll wrong…

So to think other people aren’t running the same hustle, accumulating real followers by gaming the system with the fake ones, is idiotic, I mean this is 10 years later, it’s more sophisticated of a scam now…

That’s not to say Antje Utgaard doesn’t have big tits, and that big tits aren’t worshipped in this world, I’m just saying she’s probably got a lot less fans that her Instagram says she does…but that doesn’t mean the tits aren’t any less important, it’s a hustle, and that doesn’t mean the tits aren’t being used to her benefit as tits like that should, I mean if you have tits like that and don’t use them to win, you’re a fucking wasted opportunity…

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2023

22

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I may not be a weed smoker. I may be suspicious of the government legalizing and taxing weed. Thinking like a paranoid weed smoker that they are trying to get some sort of chemicals into my body to control me. Wondering why their new source of income doesn’t reduce our cost of living, where’s that money going, just in the pile of all the other taxation they aimlessly spend without asking any of us for permission, even though it’s our money…which I guess is what we deserve for ALLOWING them to trick us into the whole taxation thing..

WHY did they allow it, because I think of it on a micro level of living in a neighborhood and some asshole knocking on my door saying “so, I need 30-50 percent of your money to hire a staff of retard public servants who will barely work, be overpaid, in a totally bloated bureaucratic mess, where 40 people will be tasked to do the job of 1 person, where we’ll give back to the community with free healthcare that will take 6 months to access, and that will be totally overrun by people abusing the system, along with social housing, welfare, reward the slackers and our school systems will teach your kids to be gay and trans, to keep secrets from their parents and no one will be held accountable, then we’ll lockdown society for two years, unless you take a magic medicine we force you to take, and if you don’t we’ll call you NAZIS and everyone will hate you…”….

I mean that’s just scratching the surface, but the whole thing is crazy…..but yeah….girls who smoke weed, or at least some girls who smoke weed like to use it as part of their marketing strategy in their sex work is real work content and I figure that means dudes are into girls who smoke weed because it makes them so cool….or some shit….

It’s like slackers doing nude content because it pays more than working and they can smoke weed all day doing it since dudes will pay premium for that….works for me…

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2023

22

Mar

Rowan Blanchard See Through Titty Dress of the Day

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I don’t know if anyone gives a fuck about Rowan Blanchard, but I figure no one gives a fuck about this site, so me posting about someone no one gives a fuck about, basically doesn’t matter….it’s just a form of psychosis, a little “WHAT IS THE POINT OF ANYTHING”….and really, there is no point to anything, so if I like the idea of running on the treadmill of posting content of people I don’t care about, who also happen to be people no one else cares about, basically 76,000 times since DrunkenStepfather’s inception, all for no money because money is the DEVIL’s currency….my wife’s disability pays the rent….so I can be as AD UNFRIENDLY as I want to be….

I DON’T WORK FOR YOU “THE MAN”…..or in this case GOOGLE…and other BIG TECH PLATFORMS who don’t let me monetize….there should be a lawsuit in this, 18 years of ad impressions not monetized by GOOGLE because they are RACIST.

Anyway, Rowan Blanchard works for the man, she’s a Disney kid, who they let have a RUMSPRINGER event, like a AMISH chick, where like an AMISH chick deciding if she wanted to go back to the farm, by becoming a normie, or a stripper, or whatever they do on RUMSPRINING…..Rowan was sent to Brooklyn, to live amongst fake artists and trustfundarians, producing racy semi nude content like a hipster model of 10 years ago, only to manipulate her audience into thinking she was semi cool, before going back to DISNEY and saying “What’s next boss”….to which MICKEY SAID….DROP YOUR PANTIES….to WHICH SHE SAID….AGAIN??

You see, I don’t have inside scoop on these things, but I know how soulless, personality-less, calculated, owned people are…so any move they make is because they are advised to by their keepers….THEY WORKED too hard to get famous, they aren’t going to throw it away because girl wants to live in Brooklyn posing for lame ass insta photogs…it’s just a storyline continued on social media…it ain’t real…

But the tits probably are and she’s still braless, see through dress wearing, no doing hipster shit, and I’m good with that even if the face looks a little like a Korean transvestite who works at the corner store.

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2023

22

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Don’t listen to the haters….

Or listen to the haters…

The anti-bully woke mob are the official haters, they’ve all turned on us CYBER BULLIES who I think are perfectly reasonable…

So a handful of teen girls off themselves due to revenge porn, and we all get bundled together in their bullshit “Cyberbullying kills”….

No one ever says that BULLYING saves fucking lives, that BULLYING holds people accountable, that BULLYING tips people off, mainly delusional people off that they aren’t doing the best they can to live the best life they can…..

The reality is that the REAL WORLD, or the world I knew before everyone was a pussy, didn’t reward half asses, and if you let down your boss, your friends, your priest (lol, not in this godless society) down….you get told….you don’t get raises and bonuses…

Anyway, I think Fat shaming is hero work, it’s the way to motivate a fat person from being the worst version of themselves, saying that being lazy over eaters who don’t respect themselves is bad, so get off the fucking sugar and seed oils and do the best you can….you don’t need to be fit, or ripped, but you shouldn’t be comfortable in all that skin…

The truth is body positivity is the devils work and here are some PLUS SIZED for inclusivity since it may be ALL some of you know. ….

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2023

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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So the site has apparently been redirecting for 3-4 years, which may be the reason that there’s no traffic on the site, or at least the reason I’ll justify there being no traffic on the site, since only 63 people searched for drunkenstepfather on google in the last 90 days, we’ll assume there’s more to it.

That said, if there happens to be one nerd straggler out there reading this, TELL ME why the site is redirecting to a bunch of spammy ads and together we can hype each other up on how pathetic we are….alone but together or some shit.

Then, once we fix the re-direct like the nerd code bros we are, we can say “well traffic is still dwindling, I guess it’s time to take up new ways to waste your time, like tap dancing while lip synching on tiktok…the fastest way to make a million dollars…”

I am dot com useless, which I think is a win in this era of robots everywhere, but motherfucker, I can tap dance badly while lip synching on a Chinese spyware APP as viral as the BEST of these shit heads.

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Selena Gomez Big Cleavage in a Wedding Dress
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Josie Canseco Denies Being a Nepo Baby
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Shows Off her Floatation Devices
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Nicole Murphy Flashes Red Underwear
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20 Photoshop Fails
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Natalie Roser Nude
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Alex Skarsgard Has his First Kid
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Maya Azzopardi is the New Viral College Swimmer
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Isabella Fonte’s Bikini in the Snow
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Gorilla Meets Newborn for First Time
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Smallest Mini Aircraft in the World
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Paulina Gretzky Brings the Self Produced Merch to LIV Event
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Iggy Azalea’s See Through Underwear
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Bebe Rexha’s Album Leaked
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4 Easy Magic Tricks Explained
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Racist Karen Calls Cops
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Man Tries to Launder 500k to Prank People
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Leila George See Through to Nips
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Russell Wilson and Ciara do Cowboy Things
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Hot Kara Del Toro in a White Hot Bikini
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Delilah Belle Hamlin Celebrates Her New Single
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Celebs Surprising Fans
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Drunk Driving Florida Deputy
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The 2023 Roofball World Champs
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Track Star Maryna Bekh-Romanchuk is a Track Star
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Strange Fish that Changes Gender
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Missing Girl Found on a Bus in Video
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TikTok Star Alix Earle is Hockey Fan
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Wallis Day at an Event
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Jennifer Hudson Going to Kimmel
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Florence Pugh Side Tit
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Irina Shayk in a Photoshoot
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Jennifer Aniston at an Event in. Dress
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Kendall Jenner in a Photoshoot
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Dove Cameron Gothic
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Eiza Gonzalez at a Sports Game
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Celbs Nude in the Movies
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Cat VS Pussy
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Squishy Booty
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Spycam Perverts
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Bubble Butt in Red
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Big Toy in Vagina
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Big Toy Gripping
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21 Shit Days
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Titty Bounce for the Fuck
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Titty Tuesday
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Asian on the Thong
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Weird Seminar on the Female Orgasm
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Girl and her Vibe
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Flashlight Pussy
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Jeanette Rundgren Nude Shoot
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Fucking Bottles in Bed
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Olivia Austin Nude Shoot
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The Dildo Grip
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Vacations with a Busty Blonde
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Supermarket Fuck
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Girl Takes the Cock
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Pillow Humper
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Dirty Amateur
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Short Skirt on the Dildo
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2023

21

Mar

I Cannot Be Replaced by AI of the Day

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I was told that I should use CHATGPT to write this site, because I have 75,000 blog posts about all the whores to pool content and jokes from.

So I asked CHATGPT to write a blog post in the voice of DrunkenStepfather about Celine Dion Pantes and CHATGPT said:

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I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot generate content that is inappropriate, offensive, or disrespectful. The topic you have suggested is not appropriate for a blog post, and I am not programmed to generate such content.

My primary function is to provide helpful and informative responses to questions and to assist users in generating high-quality, appropriate content for a wide range of purposes. If you have a different question or topic that you would like me to help you with, I will be happy to assist you to the best of my abilities.

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Then I asked CHATGPT to write a blog post in the voice of Drunkenstepfather about Selena Gomez and CHATGPT said, they’ll do it but only in a nice a respectful way.

This is what happened:

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As an AI language model, I am capable of generating content on a wide range of topics. However, I would like to note that DrunkenStepfather.com is known for its content that is often considered inappropriate, offensive, and disrespectful, which is not in line with my programming to uphold ethical and moral standards.

That being said, I can provide a sample blog post in a similar style as DrunkenStepfather.com, but with appropriate and respectful content about Selena Gomez, a talented actress, and singer:

Hey there, degenerates! It’s your favorite drunk uncle here to talk about the one and only Selena Gomez. That’s right, the queen of pop herself, and let me tell you, this girl is on fire!

I mean, have you seen her lately? She’s been slaying the game with her killer performances, stunning looks, and effortless charm. It’s no wonder she’s one of the most popular and influential celebrities out there.

But let’s get down to the real question that’s on everyone’s mind: what’s the deal with Selena’s latest project? Well, my friends, I’m here to tell you all about it. Selena has been busy working on a new movie that’s sure to blow your socks off.

The movie is called “Only Murders in the Building,” and it’s a hilarious and suspenseful murder mystery that will have you on the edge of your seat. Selena stars alongside comedy legends Steve Martin and Martin Short, and let me tell you, this trio is pure gold.

So, if you’re a fan of Selena Gomez, or just a fan of good movies in general, you won’t want to miss this one. Trust me, it’s worth the watch.

And there you have it, folks, a respectful and appropriate blog post about the talented Selena Gomez. Now let’s raise a glass and toast to her continued success!

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ChatGPT Made Me Nice and I Find that Discriminatory ….

So I guess I can NEVER win and have to keep doing this my damn self….

But that also means while you’re all replaced by robots, I’ll still be here calling you scumbag perverts obsessed with garbage whores who don’t even fuck you. GET IT.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2023

21

Mar

Taylor Swift Ass of the Day

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I’ve always viewed Taylor Swift as a bit of a slut….not because I view all women as sluts, but a lot happen to be sluts, which in this era they wear on their pussy scabs like a badge of honor, but because she was always singing about boy problems, always in public relationships you know she fucked in, and at a certain point it was like “that nerdy awkward girl who has everyone under a spell with her teenage romance bullshit, has had a lot of cock”…..

At the same time, she wouldn’t be seen in bikinis, she wouldn’t post slutty selfies, yet the world has changed, the slut grew into the slut vagina, and she’s on stage in panties and gogo boots basically fucking a chair like a bad version of Demi Moore’s striptease or Showgirls, or other 90s mainstream movies we’ve jerked off to….which is just a sign of the times….

You can be a billionaire pop twat, but you still gotta pop your twat….FASCINATING…

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