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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Mar

Miley Cyrus VS Sorority GIrl of the Day

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I don’t speak uneducated retard, however I will say…this Miley instagram captiom is on some whole other level of amazing…

It’s screaming “I’m rich, my dad is rich, I don’t need a brain, but I give brain, to the right guys, to keep things exciting”…

However, she’s a disney kid, and everything she does is not authentic and calculated…even this…

a most biewteous thang in da whole wide world iz friendship yiew choose dem outta all da billion trillion and beyond dey are da onez dat days seem toooo short with…Yiew wish dey could just go on foreva (that’s why sometimes yiew skip da sleepin part) i am layin in da gra$$ lookin up at all da clouds and tryin to even get a lil solaaaa gaze action jusss bein still … & bein thankful. biewty is all around us and we izzzz so lucky to be on dis planet. (I mean seriously wtf are the chances we all meet da onez we love) Feeling supaaaa blisssssed or maybe I’m juzzzz stone.

People are assuming it has to do with her reacting to this girl, some sorority looking sister, who her homosexual rich kid boyfriend, who is a junior at USC, got down with when he went to Cabo, which is rich man’s Cancun which is middle class man’s Panama Beach….Spring Break baby…where 18 year olds die, get herpes, gangbanged by strangers, etc….

THe fact is that he’s already gone through Miley and he’s a fucking Kenndey, why the fuck does he need to waste his time dealing with her clown shit, when he can just bang a bunch of normals for being who he is, coupled with who Miley is…

ANd figuring ou tthe motivations of a 23 year old college kid to fuck better looking girls than Miley…is embarrassing for me…not to mention pretty fucking logical..

I talk to 18 year olds on tinder all the time, these people have no attention span, were raised on porn and just want to fuck…making them amazing little dirtbags…you can’t turn your back on for some annoying cunt like Miley…

Either way…her caption…genius…this sorority sister her fans are shitting on…awesome…and now famous…hopefully she filmed a sex tape, but I doubt she’s opportunistic enough, but more importantly, I doubt the Schawarzenegger was inside her, she was just a cover for her Frat Initiation anal sex…

Her name is Taylor Burns – Her instagram TOOTSIE BURNS and apparently – she’s his ex girlfriend. WHo cares. Seriously. I hate this post. I hate that I did this.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

Mar

Karlie Kloss in a Music Video of the Day

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Karlie Kloss took time away from sitting on Taylor Swift’s face, assuming that she is the sitter, and not the one being sat on, which is actually a crazy thing to even think about, of course she’s the one being sat on like she was sybian or another sex toy, this is Taylor Swift we’re talking about, and she’s no lesbian who loves pussy, she’s just loves her pussy being eaten and Victoria’s Secret models doing the pussy eating is a power play so good for her self esteem…it’s like she knows how many guys want to bang an VS Model…and she’s got one that she calls her BFF, but that she really just owns..and I guess lends out to music videos to roll around in her panties…

The band is called CHIC….

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2015

Mar

Michael Phelps’ Dominatrix who Pisses on Him of the Day

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I saw this story yesterday, I didn’t really pay that much attention to it, seeing as it is Michael Phelps and I don’t really give a fuck about swimmers…whether Olympic winning or not…I mean he’s a fucking swimmer…who cares what pisses on him….

That said, he’s got countless ridiculous sex stories, from when he fucked a hermaphrodite, and a bunch of troll-like JEwish girls I actually know…

They are either lying or he has very little standards in satsifying his weird Gold Medal winning urges…unless he seeds these stories to fuck with the media…or to help his dominatrix friends become known…

But if it is true, it makes sense, he’s a professional at watersports, some would even say the best at watersports, and has the medals to prove it…a true American hero, parlaying a life of training into getting pissed on by huge monster tits…

He’s like the new Kim Kardashian…

Posted in:Michael Phelps

2015

Mar

Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day

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I think it is funny to see a hefty Kate Upton, not in a bikini and not showing her tits, while looking like she’s mid-30s, thanks to hitting puberty at 11, due to hormones in the food…creating tits, that her rich as fuck family could put out there, because what else are you going to do with your monster daughter, instead of making her feel like shit about being tall and build like a school bus, make her famous before the rest of her follows into the obese pile of disgusting fat that is Kate Upton…

She’s overrated, she’s lazy, she could be fit, but instead chooses the plus sized life, she’s no longer relevant, people have forgot her and moved onto the next big tits, and I don’t even know why this magazine did this shoot, I assume it was a favor for a friend..because this isn’t the 90s, these models don’t have the same legacy or really need to be checked in on…I mean unless you’re her mom and making sure she hasn’t had heart disease, diabetic shock…etc….because no one really wants a Kate Upton now, but No one will actually want a Kate Upton when she’s missing a foot…

That said, here is what she had to say about Social Media:

“I feel like social media at this point is kind of bullshit. At the beginning it was amazing and a lot of fun. It was like, ‘Cool, I can talk to my fans!’ And now I think that we’re losing the art of it. When I joined Twitter it was just me, but [when] you’ve got contracts, it’s so planned. Now it’s about who has the best marketing, not who has a really good personality.”

Some people deserve to be made fun of….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2015

Mar

Julia Pereira for Trama Jeans of the Day

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Julia Pereira is a Brazilian model, but unlike other Brazilian models, she doesn’t look like a dude…she also doesn’t work for the evil Victoria’s Secret..I mean if she did, she would probably be hugely famous, she would probably have already had sex with Leonardo, at least in the media…because he’s gay…but that doesn’t make her any less amazing that the other models from her country, in fact, it makes her feel like she’s been unscathed and undamaged by the industry…almost virginal…where I can get excited by new pics of her rather than hate her for being famous for getting half naked…so I can love her for being not famous for getting half naked…all this to say…I’m a fan…

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2015

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Arm Bra of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is clearly turning her back on her evil corporate sponsors….

I guess she just doesn’t give a fuck that helped her get into America, and that let her have a very successful career in which she made a stupid amount of money…

She’s like “I got these model-sized implants motherfuckers, I don’t need your push-up padded bra, not to mention, I can just use my arm, like my tribal ancestors of Brazil used to, because now that I got the name and the Money, I don’t need your made in china, shitty overpiriced, sweatshop made, suburban mall lingerie”….

At least that’s all I see when looking at this, an unappreciative bitch, but I guess what it comes down to is that all bitches are unappreciative…#armbra

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2015

Mar

Jessica Lowndes Top 5 Tips to Getting Famous of the DAy

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I know you don’t know who Jessica Lowndes is, but here is The Jessica Lowndes Top 5 Tips to Getting Famous….even though she’s not quite famous…but she’s trying and as pathetic as trying to be famous is…it is still funny..

1- Get on a TV show in Canada with Drake, or any where you are from, because Local market TV is good for the resume.

2- Get on a TV show in America, no matter how bad it is…just get on it.

3- Use being on that show as an excuse to attend any and all events, because the show marketing budget translates back to you, and after the show is cancelled, you’ll still have those social media fans…

4- Decide you are a singer….record songs no one listens to, release videos no one watches….

5- Turn into an instagram whore, get implants, post tits, and ass…because tits get hits and hits get you paid motherfucker…

Then fuck a producer….Pretty basic stuff…

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2015

Mar

Women Gets Stabbed Twice in the Butt and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy Armed Robbery Gone Wrong

Thugs Disguised as Police Sneak Out of Hospital – End Up in Shoot Out…

Korean Traffic Chase

Put the Gun Down….

Mob in Kabul Kills Woman for Burning Koran

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I already knew that my life was pathetic, but calling into the customer service people at my phone company to see how deep I could get into conversation with them, you know as a social experiment, knowing people love talking about themselves, even when being recorded for quality control, so in three calls I discovered one girl lost her virginity at 14 to a 25 year old, another girl experimented with a girl at 18….but didn’t do the eating out and the third person I spoke to was a dude who has hired hookers…more than once…

I need a radio show, I figure why not hop on some OG medium because I’m not irrelevant enough….maybe get myself an AM frequency like I was Christian Slater or some shit…

Here are some morning links, yes I know it is 1 pm…Fridays, like all days, are my weekends.

Emmy Rossum Bitches About Bieber
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Woman Gets Pulverized at the Finish Line
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Mirror Selfies
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FBI Agent of the DAy
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Kat Torres – Fame Whore
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Kate Upton – Shitty Cleavage
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Things that Bounce GIFs
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The Russian Way to Refill a Lighter is the Wrong Way
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Kaley Cuoco…Shitty Braless Pics
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Iowa Congressman reading “Sex After Sixty”
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Puppy VIdeo of the Day
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2015

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The internet is filled with so many classy selfie content producers…taking so many great pics of themselves…you know looking like trashy strippers…crying for attention, without being strippers, because being a stripper is trashy….it’s like you don’t even need to out…everyday girls are pretty much trashy everywhere online…which is way better than internet users of the 90s…who were all fucking socially awkward weirdos…but it turns out that all these mainstream internet people, because there was a time when the mainstream wasn’t on the internet, may be less socially awkward, and weird are fucking crazy…

Today I had a girl threaten me….because I didn’t respond to a nude pic she sent me…weird as fuck…

Here are some pics of hoes…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Girls WHo Aren’t In Bra
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Hilary Duff New Hair
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Coco is Oiled Up Because She’s Classy
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Miley Wants the Tax Payer to Pay for her Charity
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Game of THrones Chick in Interview
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Kylie Jenner is WHoring
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Girlfriend and Ex Girlfriend Make Man Choose Who to Rescue from River
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SLUT!
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Brad Cooper and Suki Waterhouse Break Up
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Kaley Cuoco Back
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Sean Connery Parrot
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Black Man Found Hanging from a Tree in Mississippi
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Michael Phelps Paid a Dominatrix to Pee on Him
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Azaelia Banks for Playboy
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Jessica Hart Hard Nipples
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SLUT
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Vanessa Hudgens Covering her Face
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Elbow to the Face
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Jessica ALba – Sin City 2 – Slut
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Minka Kelly Spandex
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Cat with Bitch Face
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Diane Kruger at an Event – I don’t Know if this is Exciting
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Scientology Loves Katie Holmes
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Cbarlotte McKInney Huge Sloppy Tits…
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SLUT
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Chris Evans at Fatburger
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First Movies of 15 Celebs
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Chocolate Cake of the Day
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Claudia Romani is a Fame Whore
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SLUT
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Jen Selter Still Has an Ass
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North West is a FameWHore – I WOnder Why
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Some Girl in “Sexy BraziL” Magaine
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Jordan Carver is a Joker
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A Celebrity Siblings Compilation
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Camille Rowe Swimsuits
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JEssica Lange Throwing Shade
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Pornstars Being Classy
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Giant Tits on a SLut
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Tied Up Girl of the Day
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Big Tits of the Day
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Pussy Skewering
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Nothing like Eating Ass
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Public Masturbation
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Jess Davis in Lingerie
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Masturnating on CCTV
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Weird Multitasking
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Charlie Riina in Playboy
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So Many Amazing Cam Girls…
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Drunk Tranny
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Swedish Popstar Nipple
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Legs for Days
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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