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2015

09

Mar

Stella Hudgens Instagram Pic of the Day

Stella Hudgens is 4,000 people away from hitting 1,000,000 instagram followers, which may not be a big deal to you or me,, but is a big deal for the youth. She’s 19, and all these people care about is social media….

That said, she is teen sister living in the shadow of her High School Musical / Disney Self Producing porn sister, she knows a thing or two about whoring yourself for money without being see as a whore….and she also has a rockin’ body, that is ethnically ambigious and very “in” right now, because it comes stock with a big round ass you’d probably want to get “in” right now.

I don’t know if this girl works, or if she just hangs out, I just know she’s insta-whoring, they apparently call in “Thirst Trapping”….and I am all about whatever the fuck is going on here…I’m like out with the troll, hairy little chipmunk sister and in with the newer model…it’s amazing….so many upgrades….on the new body….

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2015

09

Mar

The Slow Motion Big Titty Jog of the Day

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I guess her name is Lindsey Pelas…and she’s going viral. She already had over 700k followers…so she’s about to be the Jen Selter of tits….

She’s a self proclaimed “Genetically Gifted” girl…I think she’s just smart enough to whore out them tits in a slow motion jog….it won’t lead to a massive career, but millions of people will watch it…and sometimes that’s enough to get a quality sugar daddy….because let’s face it, that’s all she’s really good for…breast feeding rich men and their illegit kids alike…

I am a fanof ridiculouslness, even when it borderlines gross…I mean I can’t tell if she’s hot, or plastic, interesting, or just big dumb disgusting tits….

I am blinded by a porn looking girl with the dumbest fucking tits, and here are some pics from her instagram…to drive her classiness home…

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2015

09

Mar

Alyssa Milano Breast Feeding of the Day

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Alyssa Milano blocked me on social media a long time ago, after writing me some bullshit tweet telling me to fuck off, to which her minions went off on me, all because I made fun of her hairy arms, that she has since tended to, and lasered off because she knew I was right…hairy arms aren’t hot…and this is coming from a man addicted to bush…

I would say that no one remembers Alyssa Milano, because she barely mattered at her peak and she sure as hell doesn’t matter now, but the reality is that people are fucking weird and she’s one of those celebrities that will always have a core fan base of perverts who are really fucking into her, no matter how hairy her arms may be…and those people must be fucking dying now that she’s taken a stance to promote showing her tits in public like an exhibitionist, disguised as a breast feeding in public endorser, because it’s a basic animalistic thing to do, like fucking, which we don’t do in public as we’ve civilized as a people, yet that people should take a stance to do in public, because it’s only natural….and I like watching…

All this to say, I am all for this progressive women who pull out their tits in public because I like tits….sucking them milk filled, or not…on a hairy animal looking woman or not…who is too old to be a new mom or not…

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2015

09

Mar

Shay Mitchell’s Shitty Topless Selfie of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a hugely famous Canadian actress who went to boarding school with someone I know on Vancouver Island….that person told me that she was an entitled spoiled cunt back then, and I can assume that after being thrown into Hollywood and having it work out for her, she’s a substantially worse spoiled cunt now…it’s like rich kids don’t get grounded when they become famous and from being on some silly, very famous show…they just get fucking worse…

The good news is that all girls, famous or not, realize that you can never be too famous, not to mention you can never have too many dudes jerk off to you, so you might as well put that kind of content out there, of let’s say waking up in bed in India, where I guess she’s from…and flashing the city…in some slumdog millionaire, only she’s just a millionaire…obnoxiousness…

I guess the real question is who took this pic of her, was it her boyfriend, or was it Dev Pattel…or was it her mom just continuing all they’ve worked so hard at building…their own little empire…we know when she fucks she makes her random cocks call her pussy the Taz Mahal….

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2015

09

Mar

Gigi Hadid for GUESS of the Day

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The creepy thing in these Gigi Hadid for Guess pics that I assume that I have already posted are not her new bigger tits, that could very well be real, thanks to her finally hitting puberty or getting on a new birth control pill to handle all the sex that comes with being an “It Girl” from random men who book her jobs….so that she doesn’t have to deal with pregnancy scares and the awkward wondering who the dad is…

I mean then again, she is arab and under the veil is often times massive tits..just ask any arab girl you know…she’ll be more than happy to pull them out for you…thanks to years of oppression…

The creepy thing is that Guess is her dad’s best friend, and she’s all about this girl…like probably jerks off to this girl, and anywhere other than LA, that would be frowned upon, but in LA, these old rich dudes fuck 19 year olds who are kids of people they know all the time, it’s the circle of being rich and able to fuck anything you want to fuck, because that’s one of the perks of being rich…

I don’t think she’s that great…but this is probably her looking her best…so take it in…

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2015

09

Mar

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Eroica of the Day

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Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez are very very popular….so it only makes sense that they would hang out together…I mean I am just surprised they don’t have every other it-girl they hang out with in this picture. You know the Jenners, Cara Delevingne, some Victoria’s Secret models, Bieber and whoever the fuck else makes up the new generation of Hollywood and entertainment…

I know in my core that these people are all a bunch of sluts, whoring their way through life and making lots of money for lots of people so that their team products everything about them…illuminati…

They drink, they fuck, they do drugs…they are rich as fuck, what do you expect…and I guess we hope that they turn to fucking each other for cheap thrils…at least when posing in pics like that..because it makes the whole storyline way more fun….

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2015

09

Mar

Katherine Heigl in a Bikini of the Day

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Katherine Heigl is a sloppy pile of dumpy shit that I don’t really understand why she became famous in the first place, but I guess these things happen when you scam properly…or she fucked the right people…or she was hooked up…

Now she’s posing in a bikini, and not looking like the sloppy pile of shit I usually see her as, because I guess she’s decided to lose the baby weight she was rocking before ever being pregnant…or maybe she’s figured out her angles…for social media…or maybe she uses a Kardashian app before updating her page…

All this to say, that she’s the kind of girl who was celebrated for her tits, up on some Kate Upton level of shit, because America is tit obsessed and forgets to look at the rest of a girl when showing off tits, but she’s never really been naked or if she has I’ve blocked it out thanks to her gut…

So here she is in a bikini, hiding that dumpy ass, because it makes her better than way…not to mention she’s a mom, and this is appropriate mom behvior, you know raging by the pool with no baby in sight….

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2015

09

Mar

Lucy Hale Has Nipples of the DAy

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I don’t really know who Lucy Hale is because before today, when she revealed that like many girls, she has nipples, I didn’t find her very hot, and I don’t bother with ugly girls, they hardly exist to me, except when I am having sex with them, because ugly girls are the only girls I have sex with, but this ugly girl, doesn’t realize she’s ugly, thanks to being on TV, which means that even in being an ugly girl – she would think she was too good for me – and in all honesty, she probably is, I’m pretty low level..but you get what I am saying…

She was the winner of a reality show. She’s on Pretty Little Liars, a massive show….now releasing a country music album…look at her now…cocky as fuck…riding the wave at the top of her game…like nothing can go wrong, but it probably will…it always does…

She is probably surrounded by a bunch of people who give her as much attention as possible, probably her parents who are cashing in on this one….but what the fuck do I know…I don’t really know who Lucy Hale is…

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2015

09

Mar

Willa Holland in a Bikini of the Day

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Willa Holland was the younger sister on The O.C. A show I used to watch because it allowed me to pray on young college girls when I was in my mid 30s and not really anything an 20 year old would want to have sex with – at least not on the surface, but the second I dropped some “Latest episode of OC” knowledge

She was also on Gossip Girl…which was from what I’ve been told The O.C. in New York…but I didn’t watch that one, I was too old to seduce girls when it was on the air and my penis just didn’t work at the same level

Now she’s on Arrow, a cheesy filmed in Canada show….all because she got her start because she hung out with Steven Spielberg when she was 7….Her stepfather, and we love stepfathers was Brian De Palma, sounds normal..I mean I guess like anyone else, the girls who make it are already rich and connected, their moms are hot enough to suck dick, or they are hot enough to suck dick…it’s funny that that stereotype is true..

I forgot she existed, the world clearly hasn’t…and here’s some of her in a bikini for instagram…a good way to be reminded..because she’s got a hot little body…

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2015

09

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Selfie Smut of the Day

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It is really unfortunate that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t matter anymore. She was so fun and accessible. Her tits were great and I really felt she had what it took to win an Oscar, because let’s face it, it doesn’t take much to win an Oscar, acting is a joke and if you think otherwise, you’re just buying into the lie that is Hollywood, to justify the big pay days….

That said, this magical creature has graced our lives, has miraculously not died yet…she hasn’t even really been in all that many movies…but I think she still matters, and not just to the men she’s given herpes to, but to every one because she’s Lindsay Lohan…and that’s all anyone really needs to be…

I figure she’s posting this titty pic for attention, but if she hired me as her free publicist, I could have her 1000 other ways to get noticed and only 50% involve gaping….and all involve selfies…so I guess she’s part of the way there….which is more than we can say about other aspects of her career.

All this to say. I think I am in love….this is a til death do us part situation.

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