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2015

06

Mar

Canada Fame Whore Goes Hiking in LA of the Day

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Here is a Canada Fame Whore that I think should remain nameless, because it is funnier like that. I’ll give you hints as to who she is, but before I do, I want to make it very clear that she does not matter….

She left Canada to be on some 90210 the remake, that show got canceled to no one’s surprise, it was a horrible fucking idea…and after being on the show, the 5 minutes of fame disappeared, but she stayed in LA to pursue her dream, because why the fuck not…

I’m sure she went to castings, got nothing, and figured she’d do the instagram whoring, figuring she already had a head start thanks to being on TV…

So she got some breast implants and copied the instagram whores before her…”oh I’m in a bikini, here’s a mirror selfie, watch me workout, let me make my booty pop”…kind of thing…and here she is working out…because I like fame whores, even if she’s a miserable fucking person…trying too hard…she’s slutty about it and that’s good.

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2015

06

Mar

Iza Goulart Fitness is Still Happening of the Day

People are so repetitive, so obvious…it’s like we get it Izabel Goulart, you work out…you show off, skinny bitch, showing the world how fit and strong you are because you make over 1,000,000 dollars a year being skinny and fit, and if you weren’t skinny and fit, no one would give a fuck about you…

We get it Izabel Goulart, you are trying to give meaning to your vapid, superficial existence. Your contribution to the world is to tell other girls they aren’t fat and strong enough. It is done in a form of “trying to show people workout moves”…but in the 15 second video Instagram allows, just comes across as bragging…”Look at what I can do because I have nothing to do all day when I am not working, so I might as well work out so that I feel like I matter”….

And it’s pretty amazing…

I am sure more dudes jerk off to these videos, that people who get inspired to get fit or to try her moves at home…because the world is filled with perverts who jerk off to social media. That’s 90 percent of the reason why it works.

Posted in:Iza Goulart

2015

06

Mar

Graffiti Artist in Toronto and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Squirrel

Indianna Jones Plane

Friendly Australian Car Accident

Road Rage in California

Wrong Place / Wrong Time

Shop Keeper Jump Kicks a Girl Out of His Store

Flip Flop Wearing Vandal

FHRITP Troll of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

06

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am sure funnier things would happen in my life if I left the house…but instead I am forced to smell smells that no human should smell, I’m talking eggy smells…radiating out of my wife…in a 400 square foot apartment…that I can’t escape because it is frozen outside..

I guess the highlight of my night was planning an elaborate live broadcast suicide, but it would require work…and if I liked work I wouldn’t be doing this…

All this to say…no one sent me a pussy pic last night. I think I’ve peaked.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

11 Year Old Dresses Like Christian Grey from Fifty Shades of Grey
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Miss USA Behind the Scenes
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Eating 26 Ghost Peppers
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The Climbing Cat of Russia
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Ana Braga in a Bikini
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Lion Opens Door in South Africa
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Michelle Lewin Big Tits in a Bikini
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Hot Mug Shot of the Day
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Chris Brown’s Baby Momma was a Whore
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Boyfriend Performs WWE Moves on His Girlfriend
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is a Famewhore in Skimpy Clothes
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Dark Places Trailer
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Cell Phone Batteries are Explosive
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Mirror Selfies
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Man Kills Neighbor – Brings Dead Body to his Lawyer’s Office
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Umlike Harrision Ford, I don’t crash planes…but I do have sex with girls who look and act like private plane crashes…that’s the more appropriate way to address a trainwreck of a sugar baby, not that I get sugar babies, I get the bootleg, low grade sugar babies looking for instagram followers because the site is so big and famous, but not actually sugar babies that want to spend my money or live off an allowance I give them, because in a lot of ways I am a sugar baby, I married a fat woman so that I wouldn’t have to pay rent….20 years ago…look at me now..no don’t…I’m too much of a monster….but send nudes anyway – I like nudes.

Here are some steplinks..

Harrison Ford’s Plane Crash Update
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Girls Who aren’t Wearing Bras
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Kim K’s Blonde Hair Looks So Natural
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Couple Busted Having Sex in the Sex Museum
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Gwen Stefani Ass
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Carmen Electra in a Bikini
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Charlotte McKinney Huge Tits
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the DAy
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Interview with a Pot Dealer
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Kendall Jenner is a Disco Ball
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Charlotte McKinney Monster
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Danny Devito’s Troll Foot
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Emily Rat Cow Knows Her Worth
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Wolverine Sequel Begins Filming
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Emily Ratajkowski at the Airport
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Charli XCX Panty Flash
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Magic Door Prank
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Plane Runs Off Runway
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Laura Vandervoort is the Worst
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Ice Fisher Catches a Duck
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Megan Fox Not Looking Hot
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Skinny Cinderella Bitch
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Ariana Grande Leaving her Hotel Room
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Fame Whore Fame Whoring
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The Chloe Sevigny Monster
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Jordana Brewster in Leggings
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Stupid Furry Boots
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Road Rage of the Day
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Elsa Hosk See Through
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Leonardi DiCaprio with a Nameless Model
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Some Chick in a Yellow Bikini
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Rihanna Plays with Sharks
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Jason Bateman Created Dax and Kristen Bell
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Hazing Leads to Frat Pledge Losing Fingers
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Hot as Fuck Gym Video
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Big Tits Jogging in Slow Motion
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How to Have Fun During a Fight
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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What Oprah Show Looks Like in Japan
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Topless Brooke Burke
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Scoring Goals With Tits
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

05

Mar

Awkward Selfies with Lindsay Hancock of the Day

Her name is Lindsay Hancock …the kind of girl and name you just want to slip the D into…

She is amazing, and I am not just saying that because I follow her on snapchat and love everything she brings me, I am saying that because I follow her everywhere, and if I was in LA that would include home fromt the grocery store she is shopping at on her snapchat, just so I can show her how much I love her…

This video of her taking awkward selfies with strangers for an app called FLING just hit a few hours ago…and it shows a sign of Lindsay Hancock…the girls and name I want to slip the D into…that makes me want to show her how much I care by taking awkward selfies with her in her bedroom while she sleeps and doesn’t notice me there after following her home from the grocery store I saw her snap chat from..

All this to say, I really like Lindsay Hancock….a lot..

Posted in:Lindsay Hancock

2015

05

Mar

Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day

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There are strategies that fact celebrities use to look skinny in pictures. They are trained on these things…and they include but aren’t limited to wearing black, or standing with your arm on your hip….because black is slimming, unless you put it on a girl like Kate Upton, who the only thing that she can make slimming, is a fat chick standing next to her, that is less fat than her, because she’s massive and overpowering…you know Kate Upton, the it girl, model and actress with sloppy tits everyone loved, is now the fat friend girls bring out to make them look better….funny how these things work out…

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Posted in:Kate Upton

2015

05

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Instagram of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is homegrown celebrity trash…and by homegrown I mean she’s from Canada, but turned her back on Canada to pursue her acting career that I don’t think has really amounted to much more than Entourage, which I guess was enough of a gig to get her what I assume is a Green Card so that she can continue to live that Hollywood life that all of America wants…even as a Canadian…

She’s a Sephardic Jewish girl…her family from Morocco…the kind of Jewish girl that the European Jews frown upon, but that the white supremecist just categorizes as Jewish…and as a Jewish girl who looks this hot, she probably has a lot of suitors who are looking for Jewish babies, because the hot Jewish girls have the highest stock price and get the richest of jewish men, which can be pretty fucking rich since the Jewish people run the fucking world…so I think it is safe to say that she probably doesn’t have to work as an actress and that is is probably more for show than anything, you know to pretend she’s busy because she’s probably already a rich brat to begin with…with rich brats trying to get her pregnant…

But she does look good in her instagram porn….

Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui

2015

05

Mar

Suki Waterhouse in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is some relevant it-girl model who hangs with Cara Delevinge because they are both spoiled girls from the UK….only Suki Waterhouse is a little less relevant, probably a lot better looking, and clever enough to date an Academy Award nominated, yet annoying Bradley Cooper, because dating dudes who are top of their game is good for a model career and the lifestyle is nice too.

The fun thing about Suki Waterhouse even though she’s Bradley Cooper’s Girlfriend…I have been told by 5 or 6 different girls that they’ve banged Bradley Cooper…as recent as a few months ago…so I guess she’s more like one of those sugar babies who knows her role, lets her dude do his thing as long as he keeps her as his main, even if it gives her herpes..because she knows what’s important in life.

Posted in:Suki Waterhouse

2015

05

Mar

Jojo in a Bikini of the DAy

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Jojo Levesque was considered Jail bait at 17, that was probably 10 or 15 years ago. It was all because she had a music video in an era when people still jerked off to music videos.

I never understood her appeal. She was like a thick little boy, then she started dating black guys who spent her money, and I guess now she’s on a quest for some of that glory she left behind, and she’s doing it the right way…in a bikini top…hard nipppled..

When she turned 18, the world stopped caring. The illegal to lust after was masturbation fantasies that people were blinded by ended…and they came to their senses….but here she is…back…and not in black…or black is not in her…which I assume you racists like…

Posted in:JoJo